Scumbag Master Uncle's Whitewashing Road

"The Supreme Saint's Counterattack and Become a God" is a feminist novel, to put it bluntly, it is a white lotus Marysu novel under the guise of "feminist rights".

The vulgar plot, the same character design, and the same aura of Mary Su as the heroine.

The heroine of this book is Bai Qingqing, she is a silly and sweet person who is loved by everyone, and whose flowers are blooming.With a pig-like IQ, she drove the bastard attributes that are in the sky, and under the gnashing of teeth of many women and the sacrifices and dedication of many men, she worked all the way to the pinnacle of her life, and finally ascended to God as a matter of course. Accidentally became the final winner.

In addition to the stereotyped bloody plot and the uninspiring white lotus character design, the villains in the article are also lackluster.Most of them are idiot female supporting roles who are envious and jealous of the heroine.The only one with a bit of IQ was a man, and also the master of the heroine, Huo Qingfeng.

If other villains exist to harm the heroine, then this Huo Qingfeng exists to harm the hero.His role is to hit the male lead without a bottom line, ravage/ravage the male lead, destroy the male lead, and obliterate the male lead.His result was as expected, he was killed by the hero.

"Cut, stupid writer with a brain!" This is Gu Shun's only comment on this article.

Although he was very disdainful, Gu Shun took the time to patiently read the whole article from beginning to end.

The reason is actually very simple.Hua Yan Zhuzhu, the Department of Literature he is chasing recently, is obsessed with this article.In order to find a topic with someone and then chase him down, Gu Shun had no choice but to...be patient for the time being.

Although his appearance is very ordinary, Gu Shun has a lot of experience in chasing girls.He can always moisten things silently, knows how to start with the little things around him, and slowly infiltrate them, making girls feel caring.

It's a pity that Kong has the skills to seduce girls, but not the ability to maintain relationships.Many girls were moved by Gu Shun's thoughtfulness, but every relationship could not last long, and the girls always broke up with him for various reasons.

Although I was very upset, I followed the principle of "you can't lose your demeanor if you lose anything".Faced with all kinds of weird reasons for breaking up, Gu Shun could only get together with each of his exes in a very gentlemanly way, and then he failed repeatedly.

Because the speed of changing girlfriends is too frequent, over time, he won a great title "Girl Killer".

Although the name is not worthy of the name, Gu Shun has troubles that he can't tell, so he can only slap his swollen face to pretend to be a fat man, bear this "glorious" title, and accept the worship of all the male compatriots.

Gu Shun couldn't help thinking that maybe it was to punish his vanity that God made a big joke on him.

……

Slowly opening his sleepy eyes, Gu Shun looked at the white curtain above his head, feeling dizzy, and his whole body ached so badly!

I had to close my eyes again for a while, and my brain, which had been ravaged by something, finally started to turn slowly.

The first thing Gu Shun thought of was the glare of the glare and the sharp sound of car horns last night, and then he lost consciousness.

Apparently, he was hit by a car.

"Damn, who doesn't have eyes when driving, and doesn't know how to slow down at school, and can't even see such a big person?" Gu Shun groaned in pain, but couldn't get up when he wanted to move.

"It seems that he was hit very badly." Thinking in his heart, Gu Shun moved his hands and feet hidden under the quilt, and found that his limbs were sound and there was no sign of a plaster cast, so he was slightly relieved.

Although his headache was splitting and his limbs were weak, he had no time to blame the driver.Because at this time he was shrouded in a bigger shadow.

After working hard for two months, I finally asked Yan Zhuzhu out last night, and reluctantly spent a lot of money to buy a western meal.When the atmosphere was just right, Gu Shun took out a large bouquet of fiery red roses that had been hidden in advance, and handed it to Yan Zhuzhu.

"Zhuzhu, here it is for you." Gu Shun said softly.

There is no unexpected touch, and no cookie-cutter surprises.Looking at Yan Zhuzhu's calm expression, it seemed that what he handed over was just a piece of facial tissue.

Gu Shun continued his efforts, revealing the trick he had practiced many times in front of the mirror——with a wicked smile, he said softly, "Zhuzhu, can you be my girlfriend?"

After a brief silence, Yan Zhuzhu calmly put down the knife and fork in her hand, wiped her mouth gracefully, and then smiled at Gu Shun: "We're not suitable, let's be friends!"

"Ah?" Xie Mei's smile froze on her face, which perfectly fit Xie Mei's attributes.Gu Shun, who had never been rejected before confessing his love, was instantly dumbfounded, "Why, why?"

Thinking of the reasons Yan Zhuzhu gave, Gu Shun would rather stop at the moment when he failed to confess his love.

"Actually, I've heard about you. Many girls who have been with you say that you are gentle, considerate, and careful. You are a nice person. But..."

Generally, this "but" appears, which means that the focus is not on the front but on the back.Gu Shun listened to the opinions with an open mind.

Yan Zhuzhu lowered her long eyelashes and said with a smile: "They all think that although you are considerate and considerate, you can't always get close to girls. Many girls say that they date you, and they don't even hold hands between ordinary couples. Not to mention kissing and...you seem to be very repulsed to have physical contact with girls."

"Is there?" Gu Shun was confused.

Yan Zhuzhu smiled ambiguously: "You may not know that your girlfriends once got together to discuss, and they agreed that you should have no sexual interest in girls, and the constant pursuit of girls is also used to cover up your true sexual orientation. Plus Politeness, care, and tidiness are also the characteristics of being gay."

Gu Shun was tongue-tied and stunned on the spot.

"Actually, homosexuality is nothing. If you don't want to publicize it, I will keep it a secret for you. Believe it or not, I have always regarded you as my boyfriend." Yan Zhuzhu smiled heartily.

"I have always regarded you as a male best friend."

"... Treat you like a male best friend."

"...boyfriend."

Yan Zhuzhu's words echoed repeatedly in his ears, Gu Shun just wanted to bang his head against the wall.Thinking of him, Gu Shun is a famous girl killer, the straight man among straight men, how could he be gay?

The headache got worse, Gu Shun simply closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

There was a faint knock on the door, followed by very light footsteps.It can be heard from the sound alone that the people walking are extremely cautious, even a little uneasy.

Unexpectedly, after bumping into a car, his hearing got better and better, and he could even hear people's psychology.Before Gu Shun had time to enjoy himself while suffering, a strange voice sounded beside his ear, "Master, are you awake?"

Gu Shun slowly opened his eyes, wanting to see who was speaking.

As soon as he narrowed his eyes, the man said excitedly: "Master really woke up, you came back from the master's place last night and developed a high fever, which frightened the disciples."

Gu Shun was baffled: what master?What head?What fever?Wasn't he hit by a car?Look at the white flowers around here, isn't this a hospital?

Seeing clearly that the person in front of him was a half-grown child, Gu Shun finally sensed something was wrong and struggled to sit up.

The young man hurriedly came over to stop him: "Master, you just woke up, and the sect master said that you should not move around now, you should lie down quickly."

"The head? What head?" Gu Shun finally couldn't help but ask, "Whose child are you from?"

The boy's eyes widened, showing a surprised expression, and he said after a while: "Master, you don't know your disciple anymore? The disciple is Chun Shan!"

Spring Mountain?It's still spring!Gu Shun only thought the name was familiar, but couldn't remember where he heard it.Forget it, he certainly wouldn't be able to remember such a silly person with such a silly name.

Raising his hand and rubbing his sore temple, Gu Shun then asked, "Which hospital am I in? Go and call the doctor, has the person who hit me run away?"

After hearing this, Chunshan was not only surprised, but frightened.He looked at Gu Shun and said, "Master, what's wrong with you? You are now in Tianji Peak, in your own room!"

"Tianji Peak?" Gu Shun finally grabbed something, and couldn't help being angry and funny: "Tianyunmen's Tianji Peak?"

Haruyama nodded.

"Hahahahahahahaha!" Gu Shun patted the bed board and burst into thunderous laughter.

Tianji Peak of Tianyunmen, isn't this the meme in that silly feminist article?

It's fine if you're gay, but is it still fucked in the novel?As a qualified college student in the 21st century, can you believe this kind of idealism?Who is playing tricks on people?

Looking at Huo Qingfeng, who was laughing like crazy, Chun Shan was completely frightened, and ran out scrambling, shouting: "Elder brother, elder brother, please inform the master master and other elder masters, master Zun is crazy."

"Hey, who do you think is crazy?" Gu Shun stretched out his hand to grab the little bastard who dared to spread rumors, but he didn't expect that the person had already run out of his reach.Looking at Chun Shan's back, Gu Shun was stunned for a moment.

If he read it correctly, the little bastard had a turban tied on the back of his head, the kind worn by men in ancient TV dramas.The clothes on that kid... seem to be ancient costumes as well.

Could it be... Gu Shun immediately had an ominous premonition in his heart.He lowered his head to look at his body, he was wearing a snow-white inner garment that was exposed outside the brocade quilt, it really looked like the clothes that people only wear when they sleep in ancient TV dramas.

Could it be that someone deliberately changed his clothes while he was unconscious to tease him?Gu Shun was suspicious.Unexpectedly, when he lowered his head, a strand of blue hair hung down from his face.Looking at the length, it's quite long.No wonder I felt my head was a little heavy just now, I thought it was the sequelae of the car accident, could it be...

He raised his trembling hand to grab the hair and pulled it hard, and the scalp immediately felt pain.

"Not a wig."

Gu Shun felt that he couldn't sit still anymore, and he had no time to wipe off the cold sweat rolling down his head. He quickly got off the bed, stepped on the wooden floor with bare feet, and ran wildly inside the house.

Looking at the quaint room full of antiques, Gu Shun felt his head hurt even more.

After finally finding a bronze mirror, I looked at it, and a strange face appeared in front of my eyes.

Without the familiar size, without the friendly and ordinary face.In its place was a handsome man with fluttering long hair and a pale face.

A slap across the face.It hurts so much, it's not a dream.Looking at the vivid palm print in the mirror, Gu Shun digested it for a long time before he realized a reality.

"Damn it, he actually time-traveled."

Does that mean that he has been hit by a car and died, and he can't go back?Thinking of his parents who had worked so hard to raise him and his always annoying younger sister, Gu Shun felt overwhelmed, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

When it was dark, I wanted to pass out.Gu Shun knew that he was on the verge of collapse, so he almost screamed hysterically.Gu Shun calmed down for a while after trying to rescue him back and forth, then dragged his limp feet back to the bed and sat down again.

In any case, after all, they are all good young people who have been sharpened by the college entrance examination, and they have already developed a strong psychological quality.Although Gu Shun doesn't like to read Mary Su's feminist novels, he has read a lot of stallion novels, and has also fancied the plot of his time travel.After a short period of madness, he immediately forced himself to calm down, his brain was running fast, thinking about the way to survive through time travel.

Right now, he must immediately clarify his identity and recognize his situation.

If it was really transmigrated into the book "Supreme Saintess", the little bastard just said that he is now in his own room in Tianyunmen Tianji Peak, and he still called him Shizun.The only person who can be called a master in Tianji Peak is the peak master, so the identity he traveled through should be Huo Qingfeng, the peak master of Tianji Peak.

"It can't be that unlucky!" Thinking of this name, Gu Shun felt a chill spread from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet.Randomly looking at the surrounding furnishings, a refined aura rushed over.There is indeed a bit of artificial literati style, which is in line with Huo Qingfeng's taste setting.

The cold sweat on his head became more dense, Gu Shun didn't give up, and staggered out of the room.Looking up at the plaque above his head, the three big characters "Ai Lianju" suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, it was really Huo Qingfeng's residence.

Gu Shun felt his head go blank, and then burst into tears, "God, don't play with me like this! You're so immortal, why do you have to dress like a villain who can't die!"

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