Boys should take good care of themselves [entertainment circle]

Su Mengyu, male, is an ordinary third-year student who just turned 21 this year.

On this sunny day, Su Mengyu suddenly received a text message from SF Express, telling him to go to the courier station to pick up the package immediately that day, but strangely, he did not buy anything recently.

Maybe it was sent by grandma from home, and I will ask her when I get the courier later.

Thinking like this, Su Mengyu didn't care too much, and went to the courier station with her mobile phone.

However, 10 minutes later, Su Mengyu looked at the courier with the [Fragile Item] label in front of him, but was half a head taller than himself, and fell into deep thought.

Is this a refrigerator sent over?It is said that their schools are not allowed to use high-power electrical appliances.

Helpless, Su Mengyu had to borrow a small trolley from the courier station, and worked with the courier brother to carefully move the giant courier onto the trolley.

On the way back, Su Mengyu who was pushing the cart couldn't hold back "Hm Chi Hm Chi", and cursed again, it's so fucking heavy...

When I arrived downstairs in the dormitory, I originally wanted to ask my roommates for help, but both of them had gone to class, but Su Mengyu had no choice but to ask the uncle in charge again, and worked with him to move the courier back to the dormitory. Under the gaze of the hostess, he repeatedly assured that he really did not buy high-power electrical appliances, and then he successfully sent the uncle out of the dormitory.

Letting out a breath slowly, Su Mengyu turned around, picked up the scissors, and tore off the outer skin mercilessly. The scissors slid against the hard shell below, making a "squeak" friction sound, Su Mengyu said Only then did I realize that there was actually a huge wooden box underneath.

Damn, no wonder it's so heavy.

Throwing the scissors on the table casually, Su Mengyu opened the wooden box angrily, lowered her head, and her pupils dilated suddenly.

I saw a tall man lying in the huge wooden box.

The man has three-dimensional eyebrows, a straight nose, thick eyelashes drooping obediently, his hands clasped flat on his chest, his face is calm and deep, and he seems to be sleeping peacefully.

There is no doubt that this is a man who is perfect and beautiful from head to toe, but...

Why is he not wearing clothes?And it will be sent in a courier? ?And still sent it to him? ? ?

Su Mengyu's first reaction was - damn it! ! !

He was so frightened that he took a few steps back again and again, his legs touched the stool, he couldn't stabilize himself, and sat down on his buttocks.

The ear-piercing humming of the stool legs and the tiles made Su Mengyu startled and calmed down a little.

No, no, the possibility of encountering a murder case in this era is too small, could it be a prank or something?

But even if it's a prank, this buddy is too hardworking, he mailed himself out, and still stripped naked, seeing how good-looking he is, what should he do if he meets a pervert...

While Su Mengyu was thinking wildly, she stretched out her finger to probe the man's breath.

His eyes drifted down unconsciously, and when he touched a certain part, his face turned completely red.

I have to say, this dude not only has a good-looking face, but also has a really good figure!

Suddenly, seeing the man's chest, Su Mengyu realized that there was a white card under his clasped hands.

Um?what is this?

The outstretched hand paused in mid-air before pulling out the card.

It's actually a... product note?

"Humanoid computer number LLIXY1314? What a weird name..."

...Eh wait!Humanoid computer?This person is actually a computer? ? ?

Su Mengyu immediately reached out to feel the man's breath, it was soft and cold to the touch, but she was not breathing, she pressed her ear to her chest, it was hard, and there was also no heartbeat.

It's silly, can't it be true?Is technology so advanced now? !

Su Mengyu got up from the man's chest with a shocked expression, her heart was pounding.

Could it be that this is a new humanoid AI computer that a professor is developing, but he accidentally filled in the wrong phone number, so he took it away?

Pick up the broken skin on the ground, and fill in the delivery address on it [Big Q, No. 30, XX Road, XX District, City A], followed by his phone number.

This is how to do?How should I send him back to others?Usually such high-tech products are protected by national patents, and people may be eager to use them. If they misunderstand that he stole them, they will suffer.

In other words, since he is an intelligent AI, his owner's contact information should be stored in the system, right?Maybe he himself will know where he came from?

In short, let's turn on the computer and take a look, it's just...

Where is the switch on this computer?

Wait, why does this picture feel weirdly familiar...

Something flashed through his mind, and he reacted slowly, Su Mengyu's body froze in place immediately.

Grass!Isn't this the plot of "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart"? ! !

An ordinary 18-year-old male protagonist came to Tokyo to study. One night when he came home, he picked up a super cute humanoid computer in the trash, which is the female protagonist, and then started a pleasant cohabitation life.

Although he didn't pick it up in the trash, it was still a humanoid computer, and it was almost the same.

Of course these are not the point!The point is, the point is that he clearly remembers that according to the setting of the anime, the heroine's switch is in a recessed place, if it is transformed into a male humanoid computer, wouldn't it be in...

Su Mengyu's gaze slowly moved to every very superior part of the man, and her face instantly turned red.

Heart: garbled code.jpg

Cough, really, really want to do this?

I feel so wretched...

But but, the computer must be turned on!If he didn't open it, how could he return the computer!

It doesn't matter, they are all men, whoever doesn't have that, just touch it, and don't do anything else...

And and!He is not a real person!He is just a computer!So what if you touch it!

This is a computer.

This is a computer.

This is a computer.

……

Su Mengyu recited it ten times silently in her heart, turned her head, closed her eyes, gritted her teeth, and shook her hand there!

then……

Nothing happened.

Su Mengyu: "..."

Silently withdrew his hand, "slap", and slapped himself hard in the heart.

Gan!Is he out of his mind? ? ?

That's just an anime!

How could someone really set the switch in that kind of place! (╯‵dish′)╯︵┻━┻

Finally, Su Mengyu successfully found the switch in the main box on the back of the man's head.

At the moment when the switch was turned on, the man's thick eyelashes trembled slightly, and then under Su Mengyu's dazed gaze, he slowly raised his eyelids, revealing a pair of dark, deep eyes.

Then he raised his eyes and met Su Mengyu's eyes.

As if being hit by an electric shock, Su Mengyu's heart suddenly beat violently.

Good, so handsome...

He subconsciously licked his dry lower lip, opened his mouth, and was about to speak, but unexpectedly, the man straightened up from the wooden box, and then, under his horrified eyes, rushed towards him...

"boom."

"boom."

The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground sounded at the same time as the door of the dormitory was opened.

"Little fish, let's go back... come..."

Su Mengyu, who was crushed tightly by a tall naked man: "..."

When they opened the door, they saw Lu Xiaojie and Di Maomao, their beautiful roommates being pinned down by a tall naked man: "..."

Su Mengyu: No...it's not like this...you listen to my explanation...

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

On the balcony, the two Kiss Me My birds were so frightened by the sudden scream that they almost fell off the railing. They turned their heads and gave the shameless man on the ground a hard look, and flew away cursing.

……

10 minute later.

After listening to Su Mengyu's narration, Lu Xiaojie spread out on the chair with a mysterious face: "Oh my god, why didn't I encounter such a good thing, take a courier and directly receive a handsome guy or something..."

Su Mengyu said quietly: "If you want, I will give him to you right now."

"Don't, this is the computer you turned on, you have to be responsible!"

Su Mengyu looked down at the heavy and strong arm on her chest, felt the chin on the top of her head gently rubbing against her hair, and fell silent completely.

I don't know where the computer is broken. After turning it on, I first threw Su Mengyu down, finally crawled out from under him, and was caught off guard and dragged into my arms, and then I couldn't let go.

Ignoring the huge koala on his back, Su Mengyu patted his butt and stood up expressionlessly.

The man maintained the posture of embracing Su Mengyu, and stood up with his movements. Due to the stretching of the arms, the latissimus dorsi muscles were stretched on the back, and the lines of the tendons were superior and smooth.

The protruding muscles fluctuate with the movement of walking, spreading down the spine, followed by two straight and powerful long legs.

Typical inverted triangle figure.

Lu Xiaojie silently raised his head and covered his nose, and poured back the nosebleed that was about to come out. Seeing Su Mengyu dragging the naked man around the dormitory, he yelled casually: "Little fish, what are you doing?"

"Find him a fat one!" Su Mengyu's annoyed voice came from the closet, and if he listened carefully, it seemed to be a little bit angry.

Damn it, since the two of them stood up, Xiao Xiaolu has been rubbing against Xiao Xiaoyu's back coquettishly. Although Xiao Xiaolu hasn't grown up yet, she's just asleep now...

But Da Yu's face was completely red!

The author has something to say: Today the next door starts serialization~

Interested little angel Meng can take a look~

Please!Save the children!

This time, I obediently replaced it with the animal world! QAQ!

Translate the last paragraph:

Little Deer→That’s what

Little Fish's Back → Chrysanthemum Cough Cough Flower