Boys should take good care of themselves [entertainment circle]

Suddenly, a strand of black hair appeared in the field of vision, which happened to obliquely cover half of Qin Zhenlu's face. It was the black wig on his head that slipped down from behind his shoulders and landed on the transparent glass. cabin.

A small uninvited guest suddenly broke in, and the stagnant air resumed its flow. Su Mengyu immediately straightened up with her face flushed, and pressed her wrist against the tip of her nose as if guilty of guilt, her slightly covered lips were tightly pressed, and her eyes glared. Flickering.

Hastily.

What did he just want to do?

Lulu is now imprisoned in a glass cabin!How could he take advantage of others!

...Oh no, that's not the point!The point is that I'm recording a show right now!

And with this glass plate blocking him, he can't kiss at all. (╯‵盘′)╯︵┻━┻!

[? ? ? ? ?What did Xiaoyu want to do just now? ? ?Why do you have to be so close to Brother Lu? ? ? 】

[No, no, no? ? ?It's not really what I think it is, is it? ? ? 】

[I want to kiss, I want to kiss, I want to kiss... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!You give me a kiss! ! ! 】

[I'm fucking in place, explode, do sit-ups, die and come back to life, die and come back to life again! ! ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Glass panels!You die for me! ! ! 】

Not only was the barrage about to explode, Su Mengyu, who was a person at the time, was also about to explode on the spot.

"Ahem, deciphering and deciphering..." Su Mengyu cleared her throat very deliberately, raised her skirt with a flushed face, and jumped down from the high platform. The soft tutu skirt was blown up by the wind pressure Get up, and then be pressed down skillfully by Su Mengyu.

He had been wearing the skirt for a while, and after completely getting rid of his face, he felt much better physically and mentally. In order to make the visual effect look better, he was coaxed by the maid to take off his pants.

Don't tell me, the feeling of having empty legs is really cool. No wonder the earliest skirts were worn by men. This is the feeling of freedom!

He is not an awkward person, so he can wear it as soon as he wears it. Since he can't refuse, let's enjoy it (?)!

Su Mengyu, who had been completely integrated into the maid outfit, jumped down from the high platform, and went straight to a place similar to the console, reached out and touched the mouse next to the screen of the console, and the screen immediately lit up.

Against the blue default background, there is a white card with the Roman numeral "Ⅺ" written on it, and a sentence is marked in black font next to the card.

"To activate the control system, please add a line to the Roman numeral 'Ⅺ' to make it '6'? This is a weird question..."

Su Mengyu murmured, stretched out his hand and touched the screen twice, unexpectedly, the white piece followed his fingers and scurried all over the screen.

"It can still move? Advanced!" Su Mengyu became interested, and read the topic carefully again, "I can only add a line, but it doesn't say whether the line is straight or curved, long or short Yes, as for '6', there are only a few forms in total.

"The number '6', the Chinese character '六', and the letter 'SIX', obviously adding an 'S' here is an upside-down 'SIX', so let's turn this paper upside down..."

While Su Mengyu was talking, he moved his fingers quickly on the screen. After he wrote "S" on the upside-down card, the screen flickered for a moment, and a prompt [Verification Successful] popped up.

Then the screen quickly jumped, and there was hardly any time for people to react. A mechanical voice suddenly sounded. At the same time, black characters popped out on the snow-white screen.

"Please listen to the question below."

Su Mengyu: "???"

"Excuse me, which fruit is the most honest?"

Su Mengyu: "What? Honestly?"

"The answer is wrong, the answer is Basho, because I am honest (Basho)."

Su Mengyu: "???"

what the hell? ? ?

"Second question, which plant and animal is most like a chicken?"

Su Mengyu: "???"

"Wrong answer, the answer is tree and horse, because the number (tree) yard (horse) camera."

Su Mengyu: "No, wait..."

"The third question, how much do stars weigh?"

Grass!

Su Mengyu gritted her teeth: "Five kilograms!"

"The answer is wrong, the answer is 8 grams, because Starbucks (eight) grams."

"Question four, may I ask the piggy and the puppy to recite together, why did the teacher let the puppy memorize first?"

This time Su Mengyu didn't dare to talk nonsense, and was afraid that time would pass, so he talked nonsense anxiously: "Because...because...because he can be taken as a dog after he has memorized the book!"

The system said in an inorganic tone: "The answer is wrong, because Wangwang (Wang Wang) Xianbei."

Su Mengyu: "..."

Laozi believed in your evil!

【Hahahahahahahahahahaha my god, what kind of sand sculpture problem is this?】

【Hahaha god damn want want senbei, I laughed my head off】

[The homophonic stalk deducts money! 】

【It's the first time I saw a small fish overturned, happy to hear.jpg】

[I learned it, I learned it, I will give it to my partner for a try]

[In front, you really won’t be beaten like this, I feel that Xiaoyu is already on the verge of exploding hhhh]

"The last question, if answered incorrectly, the system will enter a permanent sleep state."

Su Mengyu: "!!!"

"Please listen to the question. There is a fat monkey and a thin monkey under the coconut tree. Which monkey will pick the banana first?"

Hastily!Finally there is a way that he will!

"Two monkeys can't pick it! Because there are no bananas on the coconut tree!"

The system's voice paused for two seconds, and said: "The answer is correct, congratulations on your successful verification, the test chamber is about to open, the countdown is three seconds, three...two...one..."

Accompanied by the countdown sound of the system machinery, Su Mengyu let out a breath slowly, turned around and ran towards the high platform in a hurry.

Obviously it was only yesterday that I didn't see him, but Su Mengyu felt as if a century had passed. God knows that since he entered the secret room, he was about to go crazy!

He almost rushed over at a gallop: "Qin Zhenlu——"

Before the words fell, Su Mengyu suddenly felt dizzy. Su Mengyu did not expect that the extremely vulgar plot in the TV series would happen to him.

When stepping on the steps, Su Mengyu forgot to lift her skirt because she was impatient. Su Mengyu stepped on the skirt, her body lost her balance instantly, and due to inertia, she rushed forward uncontrollably.

Qin Zhenlu really fell asleep. On the second day after he left Su Mengyu's school, he returned to the set and stayed up all night. He didn't fall asleep until early this morning. Record live.

Suddenly a heavy object hit his arms hard, Qin Zhenlu woke up from the dream in an instant, frowned and opened his eyes, his head was still awake, but his hand first touched a warm body.

"...Xiaoyu?" Qin Zhenlu murmured, frowning and looking at the long-haired beautiful girl who looked like Xiaoyu in front of him, his head was still a little dazed.

The "girl" in her arms was flushed, her eyes flickered, her slender and thick eyelashes fluttered like butterfly wings, her delicate lips were pressed so hard that they were about to bleed, her slender neck was covered with a white lace tie, and her long black hair It flowed down like a waterfall, along the delicately protruding collarbone, and hung gracefully on his chest, with an inexplicable color/emotion.

This scene, which almost every adult male has saved in his computer, looks like an action movie of an island country. It really made Qin Zhenlu's not sober brain even more confused, but his heart beat uncontrollably.

What's going on here?Are you still dreaming?So why did he dream of Xiaoyu dressed like this?And what is Xiaoyu going to do?How did you run into his arms?

Feeling Qin Zhenlu's broad palm unconsciously stroking her waist, Su Mengyu's scalp was about to explode, so she straddled him and stretched out her two small paws to pinch Qin Zhenlu's handsome face. : "Where are you touching? Huh?"

Su Mengyu was inexperienced, and the sitting position was not right, Qin Zhenlu snorted immediately, quickly took Su Mengyu's arm and led him to the side, and sat up while supporting the cabin behind him.

Now he is fully awake.

And from the moment Qin Zhenlu woke up, the barrage fell completely into madness, first fell on the ground, then fell down, and finally the navel orange.

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead... 】

【Brother Lu is finally online!I've waited so fucking long for this moment! ! ! 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, What A Peerless Beauty Is This!My fucking spiral burst into tears! ! ! 】

[Quick... where is my therapist?Bring me a blood bag quickly! 】

[Crazy screenshot!Crazy licking the screen! PRPR PR】

[I order you now!immediately!Doi immediately in situ! ! ! (bushi)]

【Where is your hand touching?Um? ...it's okay you can go a little further, I don't mind! ! ! 】

"Little fish, you..."

How do you dress like this?

Before Qin Zhenlu finished speaking, the siren sounded suddenly in the huge scientific research laboratory, and the incandescent lights above his head began to go crazy. At the same time, the doors of all the experimental cabins around were suddenly opened, and the humanoid computer They opened their eyes one by one, and their inorganic eyes slowly turned in the direction of Su Mengyu and the other two.

"Warning! Warning! Subject A2 has awakened and is about to escape from the experimental cabin! Please arrest it as soon as possible!"

"Come with me!" Without any time to explain, Qin Zhenlu immediately jumped out of the experimental cabin by supporting the bulkhead, then quickly turned around, bent down and hugged Su Mengyu who was climbing out with his legs up. , put it on the ground, grabbed his hand and ran away.

"Damn... you... can you slow down..."

The ear-piercing whistle sounded, and the messy lights in front of her eyes flickered desperately. Su Mengyu was dragged by him and staggered a few steps, only cursing in her heart.

The field of vision suddenly changed, and the body was pushed into a dark cabinet. Due to inertia, he lost his footing and was pushed directly to sit on the ground.

Su Mengyu frowned slightly, and was about to say something when a wide and warm hand suddenly covered her mouth.

"Hush, don't talk, wait for them to pass..." Qin Zhenlu's slightly panting voice rang in his ears.

Fearing that Su Mengyu would be knocked down, he was holding his waist tightly with his hands at this moment, pressing half of his body on top, pushing the beautiful young man in a long skirt against the corner of the wall.

Outside the door, the footsteps of the human-shaped computer gradually approached. Su Mengyu stared at Qin Zhenlu's bright and deep eyes in the darkness, and suddenly became angry, and stretched out his tongue to lick his palm lightly.

As if getting an electric shock, Qin Zhenlu immediately withdrew his hand and looked at him blankly: "You..."

"Who said that boys can't wear women's clothing casually for strangers to see?"

As soon as the words fell, Su Mengyu suddenly reached out and put his arms around his neck, and the already dangerous distance was shortened again by Su Mengyu's deliberate movements.

In the dim sight, that fair and bright face zoomed in very quickly, as if it was about to crash into those extremely cunning peach blossom eyes.

The hand holding the opponent's waist tightened unconsciously, Qin Zhenlu's Adam's apple rolled quickly, but that gorgeous face suddenly turned to the side, and then, a playful voice rang in his ear.

"Do I know you, master?"

Feeling the sudden stiff body of the person in front of him, Su Mengyu almost laughed out loud.

Su Mengyu felt that her seduction was at the textbook level, and proudly withdrew her hand, but suddenly saw Qin Zhenlu looking at him with a strange expression.

Su Mengyu: "..."

What happened to the sudden ominous premonition?

"I'm not a stranger." Qin Zhenlu looked into Su Mengyu's eyes with a strange and confused expression, "Actually, I'm your father."

Su Mengyu: "..."

By the way, according to the setting of the script, Qin Zhenlu is indeed his father, not only his father, but also the father of all humanoid computers.

It's just... Do you fucking have to say such damaging words in the current atmosphere?

Believe it or not, I will forcefully kiss you every minute, and let you see if I can still be your son? !

The author has something to say: ah ah ah I am coming!Right eight!