Noah Animal Clinic Medical Record Book

"Medical Records Page [-]: Emperor Crow and Little Stupid Dog"

"Uncle! I'm here to play with you!"

At the same time the next day, the sun broke through the clouds again, fell on the ground like an arrow, and smashed straight into the door of the animal clinic...

no? !again? !

"They say this is an animal clinic, not Howl's moving castle... Oh, no, it's Hades' castle!"

Luo Sai, who was mopping the floor, almost couldn't resist throwing the mop in his hand.

Don't think that the sun god is great. In all kinds of Hollywood mythological movies, at most he is a supporting actor. There is no other way of expression other than the golden light to represent that he is the sun god... It seems that he is very powerful in combat, but in fact, most of the gods who come to fight soy sauce should not just kick the door of other people's houses!

"God Apollo?" Er'er, who was wearing the baby bear's apron, was startled by the light outside, really blinded...

What is the sun god doing here?

As the two-headed dog of hell, Er Er is always vigilant against strangers invading the territory, especially when the stranger is a strange god, and even more especially when the strange god has inherited his father's flirtatious traits and has a relationship with the forest goddess Klau. Shea, the water nymph Melière, the daughter of Samirian river god Ocullohe, Troy princess Cassandra, Rabbis princess Coronis, Athens princess Creusa, Argos princess Pu Samart, etc., etc. There have been various stories, and the love history is too many to be written in a book, and when it finally reaches the super unscrupulous god who kills both men and women, let alone be careless!

"Doctor, here!" Er Er took out a bowl from the kitchen.

"Rice? Why use it? It's not lunch time yet, is it?"

"Isn't the doctor's hometown always throwing uninvited guests with uncooked rice?"

"..." Did you make a mistake? !Although it is true that some places have the custom of throwing rice to drive away evil spirits, but the other party is the sun god, not those unlucky evil things, "I don't need rice, what I need is sunglasses."

"Yeah?! Wrong again?!"

The luminous body Apollo, which is comparable to dozens of flash bomb explosions, finally converges.

In fact, Luo Sai hadn't been able to see the appearance of Apollo, the sun god, because the light that bloomed on the sun god was too dazzling.

But when Luo Sai saw clearly that this person represented "light" and was in charge of youth, medicine, animal husbandry and music, and also the god of human protection, the god of light, the god of prophecy, the god of migration and voyagers, and the god of medicine. After a series of glorious titles, such as the God of God and the God of Misfortune, and the appearance of the most handsome god on Mount Olympus, the doctor's first thought was...

"Er'er, give me the rice."

Isn't this too pitiful for the father of his almighty Zeus? !

In temples or world masterpieces, the sun god is normally dressed in luxurious clothes. Now he is wearing a dark leather coat with various tinkling sharp metal pendants, usually woven with laurel, olive branches or water lily branches. At this moment, it is a circle of sharp metal thorns, as if it will pierce the skin and bleed blood at any time. He is not holding a golden lira in his hand, but a big guitar spray-painted in the shape of a human-shaped skull valley.A crow stood on his shoulder. It was definitely not a decorative specimen, but a living big-billed crow with a body length of about fifty centimeters. The black feathers glowed with a purple-blue metallic luster in the sun. The mouth, legs and feet are solid black.

As for the legendary handsome face that confuses thousands of goddesses of Olympus... It's hard to say whether he is handsome or not, because his face is painted with black oil paint in a ghastly mask. Scary skull!The frightening dress is like a demon or a god of death. How can there be the legendary happy, smart and sunny temperament?Is this the sun god completely blacked out by sunspots? !

The hacked Sun God suddenly picked up the black guitar that looked like a skull, and scratched the pick, and the music was as manic as noise suddenly sounded, stomping his feet wildly while screaming like a pig: "Old man——— The house—what—is—where—huh?—”

The sun god is the god of music, and it is normal to express yourself through music.

Legend has it that on Mount Olympus, his golden lira can play a melody like a melody, commanding the elves in the spring water mountain forest to sing in chorus.Even when he helped Poseidon build the outer city of Troy, the melody played by his lyre could move the inorganic stones, making them jump up the wall rhythmically and automatically pile up the strongest city wall of Troy in the legend...

But if you switch to this horror-style guitar playing-'Boom! ! ! ! ——'The city wall that blocked the [-] Greek army and the Greek heroes for ten years, and finally had to use the trick of the Trojan horse massacre to break through... collapsed.

"..." The rationality in his head, which was as solid as the walls of Troy, was shaken into ruins at this moment. Luo Sai really wanted to sprinkle rice now, but the rice sprinkled on the sun god might turn into popcorn in the end.

"Oh...it sounds like this should be death metal, right?" On the contrary, Er'er, who was not interested in the handsome Sun God at the beginning, is very familiar with this melody, "But the performance is still too superficial, you know , what death metal needs is not only the performance, but more importantly, the darkness and death in the music, so that people who hear it feel like they can smell the stench of dead bodies.” And the comments are very unique.

"Huh? Could it be that you also have a lot of research on death metal?!"

Er'er was quite disapproving: "It's nothing, I just heard some of them in general."

Where is it normal? !

Luo Sai is so jittery, does he have such a music disc at home?He never knew...

Of course, he didn't think his dog would enjoy listening to soft classical music, either.

It's not because of preferences. In fact, for pets, human music is an unrecognizable category.Human music, whether it is classical or rock, uses tunes that humans can understand. For cats and dogs, they are not familiar tunes.

As for some dogs, they will be honest when they hear the music, not because they like it, but for dogs, this kind of music makes the owner very calm, and they will treat them very gently at this time, so the dogs will remember This moment makes them happy, so they like music.

Of course, dogs and cats, whose hearing sensitivity is several times higher than that of humans, also have musical ability, but what is needed is music specially made for pets' hearing, which limits the frequency of pronunciation and the softness of bass.

But no matter what... death metal is definitely not suitable for rock and roll music!

Therefore, as the owner, Luo Sai began to seriously reflect on the education of his own dog.

"You are so right! As the god of music, I have recently become obsessed with this kind of music. But I don't know anything about horror themes, so I want to ask the Lord of the Underworld who rules endless terror and despair, blood and cruelty. ——My old uncle Hades, please ask for advice.” The sun god, who rarely met a bosom friend, sighed, “Old uncle usually stays in the underworld, where even the sun can’t shine. As the sun god, I Of course, it is impossible to find him. Now that the old uncle finally came to the world, I can't miss this opportunity!"

Apollo suddenly remembered something, and grabbed Luo Sai: "Don't you know where the old uncle is? Can I trouble you to take me to find him?"

"..."

Can I refuse? !

It's okay, why did he go to Pluto?No, he doesn't want to go either!

Besides, the gates of hell are not so easy to enter, right?Although the guard dogs at the gates of hell have changed their posts recently...

But how many heroes in ancient Greece rushed forward and rushed to the underworld without risking their lives, and I haven't seen a few of them go in. He is just an ordinary human veterinarian.

Really, can't Pluto, that unreliable guy, get his home somewhere deep in the abyss or on the top of a high cliff?Don't you think it's not enough momentum to build on an ordinary land in an ordinary town?

"I'm sorry, my clinic has a lot of things to do, and the work is very busy."

Adjusting his glasses, Luo Sai, who was so idle that he was about to swat flies, opened his eyes and was talking nonsense.

"Actually, you only need to go out and turn right and turn right and turn right again."

"No, the sun's rays can't bend." The sun god was very embarrassed.

"Can't you refract?!"

"I'm straight."

"It's all folded into a rainbow of seven colors, and it's still a ball of yarn?!"

"Doctor." A strong and slender arm came up from behind, interrupting Luo Sai's words. The tall young man's tone was gentle, and every word was as attractive as sweet candy, "It's just the gate of hell. What does it matter if you’re going? It’s good to get acquainted with it earlier.”

"..."

Not good, not good at all!

What does it mean to go sooner or later, what did he do wrong, so he can't go to heaven but has to fall into hell?

Besides, even if he is sentenced to hell because he didn't give biscuits to dogs or dried fish to cats, he is a dignified Chinese. It doesn't matter a dime!

"And doctor, don't you think that the god Apollo has already circled the earth for a circle before and came back to find the wrong door. If he circles the earth again, he may still be wrong."

What you said is true!

Luo Sai didn't want the door of his house to be kicked open by the sun god at a fixed time every day, as if dozens of flash bombs were suddenly thrown into the house!

"OK then……"

"Great! Then please take me to my uncle's house!"

"..."

It sounds inappropriate to lead the way to find Hades...

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