Noah Animal Clinic Medical Record Book

"Not only that, but after living with humans for a period of time, I discovered a very terrible conspiracy of humans against our cat clan!!" The big fat black cat slowly sat up straight, with a heavy tone and worries about the survival of the race , "They are trying to control the reproduction of our great cat family!"

"Meow?!" "Meow?"

The cats present expressed their shock.

"His Majesty's words are not alarmist."

A mighty Norwegian Forest cat walked out slowly, with a steady voice full of mature charm, a thick coat and a strong physique, making it stand out among cats. The strong hair and tail hair made it win the favor of many female cats in an instant, and the group of cats caused a lot of commotion in an instant, and some females even gave up their reserve and let out dragging calls.

However, what it said next, like a fire extinguisher, instantly extinguished the enthusiasm of female fans.

"I once witnessed that the fellow cats were taken by human slaves to a place with white walls, white floors, and white curtains. The place was full of terrible smells, and the humans there wore clothes that almost completely covered their faces. The masks sent there will be forcibly tied to a metal plate by the fellow cats sent there, and then they will be placed on the shelf one by one, and driven into a more terrifying room by car." The change of light and shadow in an instant , making the handsome cat look tainted with an incomprehensible sadness, "In that room, there were horrific humans wearing horrific masks and plastic gloves, and they held extremely sharp knives in their hands. , they would use it to cut open the cat's body and take the organs alive from which we conceived our offspring."

"?!""Meow meow--"

The vivid narration was like a horror movie played at midnight. The less timid cats immediately peed in fright, and the older cats suddenly felt a chill down their lower body.

The male cats who came back to their senses soon looked at the mighty Norwegian Forest Cat with their eyes no longer the same as before. From the envy and hatred just now, they jumped directly to "I sympathize with you, buddy".Although the other party didn't make it too clear, but the matter is known so clearly, it must be because of personal experience!

Such a cool, majestic, star-like cat, not to mention walking a catwalk on the edge of the wall, just sitting on the tile eaves casually, with that posture and style, it will definitely make thousands of girls meow instantly, but no matter what How many beautiful meows are seduced by the side, but it can only sit on the wall, thinking of running in the sunset that day, and its passing balls...

Luo Sai, who was standing beside him, swallowed with a "gudong".

He recognizes this Norwegian Forest cat! !

That was a few years ago when he was working in an animal hospital before opening a clinic.He still remembers this cool Norwegian Forest cat as an August kitten.What impresses Luo Sai is not only its pair of clear and bright eyes, long and thick mane around the neck, and strong bones, but also the little penis that has just matured...

Although it is young, it has just grown to the stage of sexual maturity, and it has a faint appearance of a majestic Norwegian forest cat in the future. Because of being anesthetized, it fell into a deep sleep, and its tail and hind legs were fixed on both sides of the operating table. ...

The operating room, where the temperature and humidity have been fixed to control the reproduction of germs, is filled with the smell of disinfectant, and it is very quiet, except for the occasional sound of footsteps and the soft metal sound of surgical instruments colliding.

The doctor standing in front of the operating table, wearing a large mask, his only exposed eye was also covered by strongly reflective glasses, and the cold light flashed by... Wearing a rubber surgical glove, he wore a curved hemostat on his right ring finger , pointed scissors and tissue forceps, the thumb and forefinger are holding a sharp scalpel, and the left hand is holding the base of the small testicle so that the outer skin is in a tight state, and then...

In a flash of lightning and thunder, the doctor's back was blown up and his whole body was plunged into eerie darkness. Only the pair of reflective glasses were clearly visible... It was completely in the style of an evil big boss.

That's right!He was the one who was wearing a mask and holding a scalpel! ! !

Luo Sai was really sweating.

In fact, many pet owners have made a decision on whether to sterilize their beloved cats. Whether to keep the natural nature of cats, or consider cats to live better with humans and reduce health risks. This is really a question for cat owners. Talk about inescapable multiple-choice questions.

As a veterinarian, Luo Sai will give objective suggestions to pet owners based on the actual situation. For example, a male cat with very good physical function and frequent estrus is prone to urinary system obstruction and infection due to chaotic behavior. Or spread a cat immune system disease commonly known as "cat AIDS". Blind breeding is more likely to cause the owner to be unable to afford too many kittens, resulting in abandonment and so on.

But whatever the final choice, it must be decided by the cat's owner.

But can you reason with cats?Look at His Majesty Casey sitting on the throne, the tabby cat under the seat, and the group of cats sitting on the third floor and the outer three floors for the furnace. If he is recognized at this time... it will definitely not be scratched Shredded squid is so easy! !

The big black cat who had been sitting on the sofa stood up slowly, with a majestic figure as stable as Mount Tai. Of course, it cannot be ruled out that the sofa has been pressed out of a big hole because of its weight: "Humans have committed many offenses to us. The heinous crime of trying to subvert the rule of the great cat clan, this is not allowed!! Therefore, we must launch a powerful counterattack! Regain the dominance of this planet!! Let them obediently shovel the poop for us , offer delicious dried fish, and send your face up for our meaty claws to stomp on!!"

"Meow!" "Meow!" "Meow!"

The cats immediately screamed enthusiastically.

"First of all, we must refuse them to fool us with those stupid plastic toys, our great cat people will not be so easily fooled!"

What are you going to do, Your Majesty? !

I know you guys don't like tall cat toys, but you have a lot of fun playing with cigarette tinfoil rolls and plastic ropes for tying things. What are you up to? !And the cat who got his head stuck in the drink bottle last time, didn't he say that the beard of cats can be used as a measure?You will get your head stuck in a small cardboard box, a glass bottle and other magical places. Are you making fun of your life?

"Also, according to my long-term in-depth research on human beings, I found that computers are an important prop for their civilization process, so we must capture their keyboards at all costs!"

……

Your Majesty, can you be any more cruel? !

Listen to this conspiracy... People who are browsing Weibo, reading novels, or climbing grids, please be sure to look down at the little master Meow who is lying on the keyboard or lying between the keyboard and the monitor, stretching out a claw on the keyboard, Seriously question it, do you always intend to hinder the development of human civilization?

"In addition, we must let them know our power!" His Majesty Casey dropped a blockbuster, "The trick to make humans submit to us is the secret of the cat clan. As your king, I Will do a hands-on demonstration!"

And Kemisi who was seated also tensed his body, raised his head and let out a high-pitched cry.

All the cats present who had the honor of watching the cat king demonstrate the killing stunt in person, did not dare to take a breath for an instant, stared with bated breath, and widened their round eyes.

Luo Sai, who was standing beside him, was also affected by the tense atmosphere, "Gudong" swallowed his saliva.

"Meow - woo~~~~~"

The chubby big black cat suddenly fell down and lay down on the soft throne sofa, with its belly exposed on all fours, its two front paws curled up and scratched, and it became a big ball-shaped cat It is completely naive, with a wagging tail and a fluffy and soft round belly, sending out a strong signal of "come, come, touch me".

"..."

"According to my many years of combat experience, human beings have the least resistance to our belly, meow..." Casey closed his eyes and demonstrated how to make a comfortable purr while explaining, "After being tricked by humans, as long as If we purr again, they will completely relax their vigilance towards us... Meow... After they love our belly, stupid humans will sacrifice everything for us in order to touch us, meow... "

Your Majesty!

Your combat skills are too outrageous, right? !

Luo Sai stared dumbfounded at His Majesty Casey's naive expression of the cat's coquettish begging to be petted.

The secret skill of the cat clan that is irresistible to humans...

really……

It's really hard to say no! !

Although he raises a dog, but the cat's soft belly... that kind of feel must be soft and warm... I really want to do it...

Danger!Too dangerous! !

Luo Sai, who was about to fall into temptation, instantly became alert.

Looking at the irresistible coquettish attitude of the big black fat cat, and looking at the group of cats who are trying to understand the spirit, once they return home and display this invincible coquettish skill in front of their masters, human beings will not be able to resist meow The star is such a powerful attack skill!Surrendering in the belly of the cat is a matter of minutes! !And humans who are obsessed with cats are more likely to do all kinds of incredible moves in order to be able to touch the cat's soft body...

More and more cats dominate the will of mankind, and even the head of the country surrenders to the cat's claws and becomes slaves of the cats...

One country after another was captured, and all the rising national flags had huge cat paw prints on them...

In the end, the big black cat with a circle of white soft fur around its neck completed a powerful counterattack and became the master of the earth. A towering sculpture of a big fat British short cat stood on the surface of the earth... In Harder in the harbor of New York At the mouth of the Son River, the Statue of Liberty with a cat head stands there, and a huge cat paw print is engraved on the left-hand booklet... Mount Rushmore National Memorial Park is next to the heads of the four presidents of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln , there is an extra large cat head carved from granite stone, and then there is a stone sculpture of a meow head with a stone hat on Easter Island, a sphinx cat face by the Nile River in Egypt, and a meow statue of Jesus the Redeemer in Brazil... …

Standing on a planet already full of cute cats, a gust of wind blew Dr. Luo's white doctor's robe.

He is the only human left on the earth who has not been confused by cats.

Even so, he will not give in!

He adjusted his glasses calmly, and the cold light flashed across the mirror, hiding his cold eyes... Even if he was going to meet all kinds of coquettish, cute and murderous cat legions, even if the terrifying demon king was the one sitting high The big black cat on the throne is as fat as a ball, and he is still fearless! !

The legendary hero is to keep a low profile, endure humiliation, wait for the opportunity, fight back from the Jedi, and restore the planet——

At last!

Spray and feed all those cats with deworming medicine!wakaka! ! !

"doctor!"

Er'er's voice suddenly sounded from above his head.

"...??"

Luo Sai opened his eyes wide in bewilderment, but the vision in front of him was blurry. He raised his hand and rubbed his sleepy eyes, but it was still blurry.

"Doctor, your glasses are crooked." With a gentle smile in Er'er's voice, he helped him fix the glasses that were about to slip off the tip of his nose with one hand. The big brother's gentle and smiling face, because he was too close, even the long eyelashes that fluttered when he blinked could be clearly seen.

"Oh..." How many matchsticks can you put on it? ... the doctor's head was a little out of tune.

The fingers holding the glasses did not retract, and the fingertips lightly brushed the doctor's lips.

"?" Luo Sai was still a little dazed.

"Did the doctor have any good dreams? He slept so soundly that he was drooling." The smile was completely harmless, making one even feel that the sudden action just now was not inappropriate at all.

Drooling in sleep? !It's too embarrassing!

Luo Sai quickly raised his hand and wiped the unwarranted saliva from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, and looked around, only to realize that he was still sitting in the clinic, with all kinds of troublesome bills piled up on the table in front of him.

Huh?

No cat king and his tabby cavalier, no group of cats attending the cat clan meeting...

Could it be that what happened just now was just really Alice in Wonderland... Uh, no, it's the Five Parts of Meow Planet, in which the lonely hero fights to the death against the powerful cats who have occupied the earth.

I will go!

It's completely because I think too much! !

Luo Sai, who was trampled on the head by the alpaca, felt that this out-of-the-ordinary afternoon dream was more tormenting than a nightmare. Thinking about it, how could an ordinary cat talk?Of course, the big fat black cat that was spoiled by the little boy Jerry into a ball shape was an exception.

But His Majesty the King who is said to rule England, Ireland, and Scotland must be enjoying the afternoon sun while thinking about how many pan-fried small yellow croakers he wants to eat for dinner, so how could he have the ambition to counterattack mankind...

"Meow!"

The clear and soft meowing of cats came from outside the window.

Luo Sai looked up and saw a familiar tabby cat squatting on the window sill.

And it is holding a roll of white paper covered with cat paw prints in its mouth...

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