Noah Animal Clinic Medical Record Book

Before Luo Sai could react, Minotaurus had already pulled the doctor in front of Niutou, and introduced him very kindly: "Don't worry, Doctor Luo is a very good veterinarian! He can cure any disease! Before, if It’s not that the doctor is skilled, he might have died! It’s terrible, moo—”

In order to show that he was completely healthy, the prince of the tauren also showed his own experience, pounding his chest with his hoof, and spared no effort to sell the doctor to the tauren.

"..." It seems that it was just a blockage of the rumen caused by eating too much soybean cake?A dose of laxative will do the trick, if not, you can also do a gastric lavage, and you won't die!

Although I am very grateful that Minotaurus spared no effort to attract customers for him, but...Looking up at the head of the Bohai black bull, Luo Sai felt serious tears in his heart, Prince Xiaomi, thank you very much for your concern about the business status of the clinic I am concerned, and I am very grateful to Your Highness for your tireless publicity everywhere, and what is even more grateful is that you personally attract guests for him, but... can't you attract more normal guests?

It doesn't matter if it's abnormal, but at least you have to be able to pay the currency that living humans can use, right? ...

If after seeing the doctor, the guest will hand over a stack of money worth billions of dollars... They all say that this is just a little fresh, not a horror movie! ! !

"Doctor, hurry up and help him see a doctor! Moo!" Minotaurus urged.

Luo Sai adjusted his glasses: "His Royal Highness, seeing a doctor for a cow is more than just looking at it. For a cow, the most important indicator of health is appetite. Generally, as long as it is sick, it will definitely affect the appetite of the cow. "

"Moo, yes! Every time people feel unwell, they will eat less than a truckload of soybean cakes!"

When it comes to animal health, Dr. Luo, who was swayed in the wind by the ghost that appeared suddenly, immediately showed a serious expression: "Besides, there are the time, body temperature, pulse and The number of breaths, etc. In addition, defecation and urination are also important observation indicators. For example, when a healthy cow defecates, its back is slightly arched, and its hind legs are slightly opened and stretched forward. If a sick cow has peritonitis , rectal injury or traumatic reticulitis, then there will be pain and restlessness during defecation, and the waist will be arched. If you don’t take the defecation posture and pass the stool unconsciously, it is mainly due to the relaxation or paralysis of the anal sphincter, which may be persistent Diarrhea or lumbosacral spinal cord injury."

Being a veterinarian is not an easy task. Animals can't speak, and they can't tell the doctor what's wrong like a human.Therefore, for sick animals, veterinarians need to be more careful and spend more time observing animals that behave differently than usual.

A healthy cow defecates at least ten to fifteen times a day. If it has diarrhea, it will definitely come at any time. Luo Sai once encountered such a situation when he was doing an internship on the farm of the college. Other students saw it like that The poop jumped 300 meters like a ghost, afraid that the limited edition expensive sneakers would get a little bit of cow dung, but Luo Sai and his confused classmate who is currently working in the animal park squatted next to the poop and happily sampled .

Student Luo held up the test tube for sampling, and the watery strange thing reflected the sunlight: 'Oh!Chris!look!Feces like gruel may be caused by enteritis. '

The confused classmate took it, and put it on the test tube rack like a treasure: "It must be tested to be sure, it may be intestinal parasites, or it may be the cause of poisoning from eating poisonous plants." '

'Wait a minute, I'll see how it urinates. Student Luo suddenly remembered something, "Oh, by the way, Chris, are you going to the college dance tonight?"You need to bring a female companion to enter the venue. Have you dated anyone? '

Luo Saihui will become a great magician who has never been able to get a girlfriend. In fact, it is through such extremely arduous practice.

"Yeah? Does the doctor still need to look at other people's poop?" Minotaurus blushed, "It's so embarrassing, moo!"

"...His Royal Highness Xiaomi, you are currently in good health, just be careful not to overeat."

Hearing the doctor's diagnosis, the tauren prince was very happy. He shook his shoulders in a shy manner, and the bull's hoof hit heavily on the extremely strong pectoral muscles of his chest. He said to the bull head: "Look! I said that Dr. Luo is very Smart, right?"

"When you come to China to play, remember to come to me Niutou! I will take you through the [-]th hell!" Niutou also hit his chest twice, then raised his arms to bulge out his muscles: "Oh ha !"

Although the two do not understand each other's language, it is really a model of the bull's head and the horse's mouth, but whether it is a cow from the Aegean island in the west or a cow from the Abi Hell in the east, they all have the unique characteristics of the tauren race. Racial specialty!

"Moo—" Minotaurus let out a long cry, and raised his arms in the standard posture of a bodybuilder with backless muscles.The European bison has always been famous for its huge size. Compared with the domestic cattle, the bison can be said to be a heavy bomber among cattle. The two horns used as weapons are thick and sharply curved, and the roar can be transmitted to a distance of one kilometer.

"Oh ha!" Niutou showed his muscles not to be outdone.Even though Niutau was slightly shorter than Minotaur in size, the muscles on his body were indeed strong and powerful!The Bohai black cattle are the world's three largest black-haired cattle breeds. Although they are not as burly as the western bison, they are superior in their low body, wide body, well-developed hindquarters, and stronger body structure. Land Tiger" reputation.

"Moo!" Exploding the muscles, stretching the biceps forward.

"Oh ha——" stretch the biceps back and double latissimus dorsi.

"Moo-moo-"

"Oh oh oh!"

Look at the various postures of the two of them basking in the beef, it doesn't matter whether it's Western or Eastern, it doesn't matter if they don't understand the language!You can communicate with your muscles! !

Compared with the tauren race, the human race is simply weak, right?

Luo Sai's stunned expression made Er'er very appreciative, and he pulled the doctor over: "Does the doctor like this?" Doberman pinschers are not muscular dogs, although they have explosive muscles , but the overall shape is slender and noble, not full of muscles like a bulldog.

"I like it!" Luo Sai replied without hesitation.

Only in the shadow of the weak light source in front of the house, the gentle and sunny side face of the big brother next door seemed to instantly become gloomy, the amber eyes flashed a trace of evil light of the beast, and the black shadow under the feet slowly swelled and deformed into a terrifying The two-headed vicious dog posture... The doctor belongs to him. In the doctor's eyes, there should be no other people or animals except for their Oerteus figure.The two-headed dogs of hell will drag their beloved masters to the deepest part of hell without hesitation, covered by three layers of dark curtains and surrounded by three layers of copper walls, and used to imprison the infinite dark abyss of the Titans - Tartarus ( Tartaros, where the physicians will have no one but them Oerteros in their eyes.

However, Luo Sai, who was drooling, didn't feel the dark breath from the depths of hell that the young man suddenly exuded. His eyes were indeed full of... a pile of beef.

The tauren prince assumed the standard posture of stretching the latissimus dorsi, oh oh oh!What a tender beef tenderloin!The tender and lean meat on the back of the beef belongs to the muscle with the least amount of exercise on the cow, so the meat is particularly tender and delicious, and it is most suitable for making filet mignon! !

When the bull head contracts the abdominal muscles and assumes the standard position of laterally stretching the triceps... ah ah ah!The small part at the end of the ribs is both fat and thin, and contains a certain amount of fat, so it produces a snow pattern texture. The taste is the legendary rib eye steak, which is suitable for thin slices of frying or grilling steaks...

"I really want to eat steak!" Recently, the clinic has not been in operation for a while, and the wallet has been super dry, and there is no more expensive beef on the table!So in the doctor's eyes, those two monsters who were completely horror endorsements in the eyes of the world have become two steaks constantly showing fat and tender meat.

"..." The black shadow of the vicious dog that was about to expand to eat the thin shadow of the doctor fell to the ground in an instant, unable to get up again.

"What are you doing?! Staying awake in the middle of the night and jumping around other people's door?!" The boy exuding a sinister aura just now turned into a rude and delinquent boy, raised his long legs, and kicked Minotaurus on the bull's ass, "A good cow doesn't block the way!"

"Damn it! Moo—" the tauren prince screamed like a little girl whose skirt had been lifted after being kicked, "Oerteros, why do you always mess with people? Touching people's horns again, Pinch his ass again, he already has Theseus, even if you are a handsome dog in the monster world, he will not empathize with you! Moo!"

"It's so noisy!! Who likes cows?! I only like beef-flavored dog food!"

Although the tauren prince and Telos speak very well, they are still arguing with each other.

As for the successful reunion with the bull head and horse face, although there were some twists and turns in the process, it was considered a smooth completion of this outing mission.

Having troubled Luo Sai for a long time before, Ma Mian said to the doctor with some embarrassment: "Doctor Luo, I was bothering you before."

"It's okay, it's okay." Although it's really unlucky for ghosts to cross the road, they are all abroad, and to a certain extent, they can be regarded as old acquaintances in other places.

Ma Mian took out an unlabeled wine bottle from his seemingly small pocket, which contained pure and transparent wine, which seemed to be self-brewed.

Niutou took a look: "Isn't this the rice wine that Po Meng gave you?"

Because it is not a famous wine, Ma Mian is also very embarrassed. He stuffed the wine to Luo Sai: "I'm sorry, I didn't bring any expensive gifts when I went out. I just gave this bottle of self-brewed rice wine to Luo Sai as a thank you gift." Doctor, you have a taste."

"..."

Rice wine made by Po Meng? !Could it be brewed with Wangchuan water?

Then after drinking it, surely you can forget all your troubles, all your love and hatred, and forget everything from the past, right?That's great, what he wants to forget most now is paying the utility bills this month!

You really don't have to be so polite! !

"Little Ma, have you delivered the gift yet?"

"Ah, it's already done." When it comes to door-to-door delivery, whether it's a soul or a souvenir for a foreign hell boss, horse noodles have always been a mission.

Lao Niu was happy when he heard it: "Okay! Let's go back quickly!" Like many old people who go to foreign countries to visit their children, those who are not familiar with the place and the language are not familiar, no matter how beautiful the scenery is. If you don't go to their old streets and alleys, even if you can "live in a foreign-style building and raise a fan dog", but you can't find all four feet if you want to play mahjong, and you have to drive several miles to chat and chat. Niutou, who was not used to it, wished he could go home as soon as possible.

"Okay." Ma Mian nodded with a smile, and shook hands with Luo Sai again to say goodbye, "Goodbye, Dr. Luo. We will meet again, maybe in the near future." The young man in black leather smiled sincerely, and Like a star in a well-known bakery advertisement telling you with the elegant smile of the most homely man, this mooncake is delicious, don’t miss it, but no matter how kind you are, it can’t change that he is a guide. Messenger - Facts on horse face.

What does this mean? What does it mean? !

Is this a premonition of death? !Is this the Chinese version of Reaper? !

Is the day we meet again the time when he hangs up?

Unable to control the alpacas who were running more and more happily in their hearts, Luo Sai watched helplessly as the bull's head and horse face disappeared into the darkness, and missed the opportunity to decline the bottle of thanks.

"Doctor! The handsome dog is bullying people, is it going to bite people, moo..." The legendary horror monster Minotaurus, like a little girl who was bullied by her friends when her father was not around, threw herself into the doctor's arms Li, oh, no, it should be said that he tried hard to make a posture of a small bird, but unfortunately his body was too huge, so he could only use his shoulders to nestle in Luo Sai's chest, almost hitting the doctor's small body again. fly out.

It seems that being able to hold the tauren prince in his arms like a bird is like a bird, and there is no second person to think about except for the muscular Greek prince Theseus.

"I didn't bully him!!" Tross bared his teeth viciously, staring at Minotaurus with a vicious look, "Damn, dare to sue me, be careful I'll make you a roast!" ox! '

Luo Sai patted Minotaurus' thick neck comfortingly: "Prince Xiaomi, you have misunderstood Telos. Although many people think that Doberman Pinschers are fierce and aggressive, saying 'not fierce is not good' Bin', but this is obviously a wrong perception. In fact, the Doberman is not a vicious dog, its temperament is friendly and calm. The Doberman is a natural guard dog, but only when the owner Only under the command will it stimulate its potential aggressiveness."

Speaking of his dog, Luo Sai is full of pride.

Tross, who was still baring his teeth and mouth just now, was stunned for a moment when he heard the doctor's words, and then he bent down and turned into a Doberman pinscher.

The glossy black short hard coat is as smooth as silk and satin on the dog's body surface. The muscles are compact and strong, just standing there with a proud demeanor, confident and stable, neither arrogant nor impetuous, with the elegance of dominating the world , and when it raises its long neck, the whole extends from the neck to the shoulders, and then to the backline to the root of the tail, without any bumps and ups and downs, showing a smooth beauty, like a full sculpture.

Well, this refers to the grace displayed by one of the heads.As for the other head, although it looks the same in appearance, if it does not have the typical sharp-eared and wedge-shaped head of a Doberman Pinscher, it will really make people laugh. People instantly misunderstood it as a husky...

"Doctor, you are really a super good veterinarian! You must continue to be a good cow! Try to help the doctor to promote it! Moo—"

The Minotaur blew so loudly that it deafened Luo Sai's ears.

"I said, I said Your Highness Xiaomi, thank you very much for helping me promote..."

"You're welcome! This is what people should do!" The tauren prince was very happy to be thanked, and he became more determined to continue to help the doctor's Noah Animal Clinic to promote, "Doctor, goodbye! Moo!"

The shock of kicking the ground followed the bull-running Tauren prince away, Luo Sai stretched out his hands and trembled.

"Listen to the end of the sentence, hey—"

While being famous is a good thing,...

What he needs is not popularity in the monster world, what he needs is guests who will pay normal human currency! ! !