"Thank you! You are very kind!"

Sitting back on the sofa again, the Hellbringer, who was drinking cold beer, was no longer restrained as before.

Although dealing with death all year round, Ma Mian still maintains a kind of heartiness that is not affected by resentment. He drank a sip of beer with a smile: "There are too few reasonable customers like you. The current customers are very interested in our work. I don’t understand, and the support is insufficient. Besides, if you want to become a ghost before, without the resentment of the ten great grievances or the enmity of the ninth world, plus the increase of the time and place of the sun and the moon, it can basically be said to be useless. Just a while ago Well, there is a guy who became a ghost because of such trivial things as not finishing the online game dungeon before he died." He took a sip of beer, "It's because the society is too impetuous now..."

Luo Sai almost spit out the beer in his mouth, who would know that he was dead and reasonable? !However, he is still able to understand that because the dungeon was brushed to the end, the boss finally exploded, and before he had time to open the treasure to see the ultimate equipment that was brushed at the end, he stopped cooking without even a chance to roll. It is really not ordinary. The resentment can describe the urge to slam the keyboard in anger at that moment.

"So Xiao Ma, did you just pass by here by chance?"

"Oh, our boss is an old friend with Mr. Hades here. When he heard that we were coming here, he asked me to bring some souvenirs. However, Mr. Hades is not in the underworld. I heard that he is on vacation in the world. .”

Pony drank another sip of beer, the cold feeling was really refreshing. As a ghost messenger, he usually goes out at night. It was too uncomfortable to go to work under the bright sun during the day, so he couldn't help but eat the popsicles in the refrigerator.

"The road around here is really hard to find. Although the PDA has a fixed-point electronic map dedicated to ghosts in the underworld, there is no sign of 'Hades' Palace' on it."

How fresh!

Hades' palace should be in the underworld, right?According to the legend, you have to cross the Acheron River, the turbulent crying river, and cross the gray plain of truth, and then the magnificent palace between the Elysee, the place of happiness, and the hell, the place of pain, is the king of Hades. Diss Palace.

Um?Ask him why he knows so clearly about the structure of hell?

His family's smart dog, Er Er, is not like his brother Telos, who only eats dog food every day and sleeps to bite the little yellow duck.Er'er is in Luo Sai's ear all the time, constantly instilling in him the tourist highlights of their hometown-hell.

For example, you can go to the beach on the other side of death to play in the water. Of course, the premise is that the color of the Acheron River is black and the undead wandering on the bank because they have no money to cross the river.Or you can take a romantic walk in the garden of Hades, of course, if you ignore that there are only black poplar trees and fruitless coconut trees, and occasionally a dog named Cerberus will come to you and "act like a baby" ", bit off a piece of your meat or something...

"Later, when I found this neighborhood and saw Dr. Luo's dog, I thought it was the mascot of hell here!"

If it wasn't for the trouble of cleaning up later, Luo Sai really wanted to throw the beer bottle on the floor!

Lord Pluto... Can you go back to the underworld sooner? !From time to time someone... oh, no, there is a ghost coming, this time it is better to know someone, and the one who will appear is an angel of hell like Anubis or the black cloak death, no matter how strong his heart is, It is also possible to be scared to stop!

"Who the hell is the mascot?!" But Telos didn't have such a good temper. When he slapped the sofa, he opened his mouth and spewed hellfire.

If the tiger is not angry, it should be Hellokitty, and if the hellhound is not evil, it should be Snoopy? !

Although the hellfire is fierce, it is still commonplace for the horse face from the eighteenth level of hell. There is also a fire burning hell inside. With a wave of the empty left hand of the horse face, a short silver halberd suddenly appears, and he holds it tightly Attached to his forearm, the hellfire sprayed out by Telos was instantly split in two and dissipated.

The young man took the silver halberd calmly, he was not angry at all because he was almost burned by the fire, he just shook the beer that was warmed by the flames with a bit of pity: "It's not cold enough..." Then he wasted no time After drinking it in one gulp, he showed a grateful smile to Luo Sai: "Doctor Luo, you are such a good person. If you are going back to China for the first seven days in the future, I will definitely open the most convenient special VIP channel for you!"

"..."

If he doesn't go to hell, will he be sorry for the country and the people? !

At this time, Ma Mian raised his hand and looked at the watch on his wrist. For the hell messenger who was in charge of sending the last journey, the bull head and horse face always had a very sense of time.

But at this moment, Xiao Ma didn't seem to be waiting for the person he was waiting for: "Why hasn't Brother Niu come over yet? He and I acted separately. I was in charge of sending the special products to Mr. Hades, and he was in charge of bringing the foreign friends Send it to the church, why is there no one at this point?"

"Church?" Luo Sai thought for a while. He said the town was not big or small, but the location of the church was indeed in the same corner as his. Looking for it! Why don't you wait here?"

Xiao Ma looked at the hot day outside, the sun was also fierce, although he wouldn't die like a vampire, but even the messenger of hell couldn't afford to go out to find smoke at this time.

"Then disturb Dr. Luo for a while longer."

As the sun went down, the clinic put up a "closed" sign and it was time for dinner.

A delicious smell came from the kitchen that made people's index finger move.

It's just that besides Luo Sai, there was another guest sitting at the dinner table tonight——Brother Niu, who Ma Mian waited until the sun went down and didn't see him.

"I'm so sorry, I ate your popsicles and drank your beer, and now I'm eating at your house again..."

Luo Sai poured another cup of tea for Ma Mian: "It's nothing, just an extra pair of chopsticks."

"Actually, I can do without chopsticks." The young man smiled innocently.

"..." Without chopsticks, can you eat it just by smelling it?Shall I give you a drink?Luo Sai 囧囧 sneered, ahaha, but it’s nothing to eat with a ghost, and there are hell dogs in the kitchen to cook for him... Anyway, his ordinary, straight and spacious stretch like the Qinghai-Tibet Highway The avenue of life with no detours for dozens of kilometers has already turned to the 99-kilometer and [-]-curve Tianmen Mountain winding road without hesitation.

Soon, a brown-haired young man with a big cartoon bear apron on his chest came out of the kitchen. He was holding a delicious dish in his hand, and with his business smile, it made people look forward to it before eating. .

"I kept you waiting for a long time." Er'er said with a smile, "The dishes in the doctor's hometown are very delicious, so I specially bought a copy of "Good Wife Series-Chinese Cuisine" and brought them back. I learned to cook a few dishes, You must eat more, okay?"

A plate of big meatballs was served first, and there were four rather huge meatballs on the white plate. The deep-fried and steamed big meatballs had a golden color, and became even more shiny after being poured with soup.

"This dish is called 'Four Gladmeatballs'. Although I don't quite understand the meaning of the name, I guess it means that these four meatballs are eaten happily!"

Luo Sai didn't even know how to complain about Er'er, it would be better to call it happy meat balls, if Er'er understood the other scientific name of Sixi meatballs, wouldn't he come up with a braised lion's head? !

A plate of chicken with mushrooms and chestnuts: "This dish is 'chicken without sexual life' (Chicken without sexual life). I feel deeply from the bottom of my heart that the chef in the doctor's hometown can know that the chicken did not mate with the hen before it was killed. I am impressed."

No, he didn't think the chef in his hometown would study the question of whether the chickens to be slaughtered would mate without regret before being killed... Was it wrong? !That's a broiler chicken, Er'er? !

The last dish is twice-cooked pork fried from semi-fat and lean pork. The fat and thin slices of meat are golden and shiny after being oiled, and the accompanying garlic sprouts are clear and clear. The bibimbap is definitely top-notch.

"As for this dish," Er'er rarely showed a little uncertainty, "I don't know why I have to cook it repeatedly, but considering it is called 'Twice-cooked Pork' (Twice-cooked Pork), I decided to faithfully implement it. It’s a wonderful cooking procedure, and I specially cooked it several times.”

"..."

"Originally, I planned to make 'Donkey Rolling' (Rollingdonkey) for dessert, but there is no donkey meat for sale in the supermarket. The nearby farms only raise cows and horses, but there are no donkeys."

That cookbook you brought back from China isn't a pirated book, is it? !

Totally wrong translation!Pirated books are not only crudely made but also full of mistakes, and sometimes the original text is arbitrarily deleted. If it is an ordinary plot and story, it is fine. If it is a book about finance or science, it is simply What a huge mistake!So please support the genuine book, see this has caused a major international misunderstanding, okay? !

Although the name of the dish is too speechless, Er'er's craftsmanship is not picky. Due to funding problems, Ma Nian, a civil servant in the local government who has been reimbursed for travel expenses, probably has no spare money to eat at those expensive Chinese restaurants in foreign countries, so It was a great meal.

After drinking and eating, Huang Shiren... Oh, no, Luo Sai picked his teeth in satisfaction.

After rubbing his face beautifully, he said with a belched face, "I'm so sorry to trouble you."

"This is also a rare opportunity." Er Er smiled and poured the tea for digestion after the meal, and the amber pupils showed a trace of subtlety.

Xiao Ma took the tea: "Thank you."

"I heard that your mansion has a rich collection of books, and there is a particularly interesting book called "Book of Life and Death", right?"

"Oh yes."

"I don't know if I can borrow it?"

Although he was favored, Xiao Ma, who was on business, did not agree easily: "The Book of Life and Death belongs to the records of people's livelihood in the local government, and it involves personal privacy. Generally, it is not open to the public for inspection. Except that I can check it with the death certificate , no matter whether they are or are dead immediate family members, they are not allowed to see it, so as to avoid leaking secrets. If there is a need to inquire about lawsuits such as judgment of merit and demerit, it can only be done with an investigation assistance letter or investigation order approved and issued by the Palace of the King of Heaven.”

Er'er expressed regret for this: "That's it... I heard that the "Book of Life and Death" records the number of people's lives. I want to see how long the doctor will stay in the human world. Alas, the air pollution in the human world is very serious now. , soot and organic compounds emitted by industrial production, nitric oxide and sulfur dioxide emitted by automobile exhaust, etc., have caused the pollution of atmospheric components, which directly have a non-negligible impact on human health. There are also foods that are unhealthy, and even water quality There is no guarantee, and I am very worried about the doctor's health."

The handsome young man is obviously worried, it is a kind of faint melancholy that wants to protect the one he loves all the time, but is powerless, which makes people feel worried when they look at it.

Luo Sai sat aside, drinking tea calmly.

Ahh, does he need to be touched now? !

If it wasn't for the desserts on the table, he would definitely throw the table off! !

The air quality in the world is not good. Could it be said that the air quality in hell without vegetation can meet the standard? !Besides... you don't need to breathe after you die, right?As for what to eat?drinking water?After you die, you don't need to eat or drink at all, okay...

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