[Honghuang] Call me power-training dad

The Holy Mother is the title of the Nuwa Empress. She has the most figurines in the prehistoric world and even all the time in the past and present, and the figurines can still move. Even Qin Shihuang, who is known as the master of figurines, can't compare with him in this respect.

So Su Xian is now called the Holy Mother, and his heart is desperate.

[The Holy Mother praises Nuwa for her achievements, and you praise your character. They are two different things, so don't worry about them. 】However, Su Xian feels that this is not something that can be avoided without entanglement＿(:3ゝ∠)＿

In particular, Taotie is just a crying brat to him, and he really doesn't have any extra love to give him, but now he always looks at him with those wet eyes, just like looking at his own mother of.

"Mom! You are my own mother!" Taotie was still crying while hugging Su Xian's thigh.

Su Xian felt that his heart was desperate.

Why on earth is this shit so painful? !

Next to him, Fu Xi's mood was also a bit complicated.He thought that human beings like Su Xian didn't know about Taotie's situation, because Taotie was the son of the Dragon God. Although the Dragon God was very famous, there were many private affairs that only people of Fuxi's class could know about. Ordinary humans would not. Know so clearly.

Dragon God has a bad reputation. He is a person who cannot be satisfied with monogamy. He is looked down upon in many places. In this prehistoric world, men and women are still relatively equal. To be honest, the status of fertile women It's higher, because women still have the heaven-defying skill of feeling pregnant.

Not everyone can create humans like Nuwa. Although it will be a great achievement if it is done, if it is not done well, it is easy to create a bunch of monsters.

Anyway, Fuxi felt that if Taotie really regarded Su Xian as his own mother, he would definitely tell his father when he went back.

His father is a scumbag who likes to hook up with girls and then go on to hook up with the next girl.

This is not good, very bad.

——So Su Xian's relationship problem is still relatively important, Fuxi thought, helping friends care about this kind of problem, isn't this the moment to witness friendship?

Su Xian is not an ordinary person, but his pedigree is not very good, so it is really not easy for him to find a good partner.

If you have a good temper, you can't look down on his background, you must also be able to appreciate his ability, and you must be more funny because Su Xian is often out of tune. If he is serious, he will probably be pissed off; he must be more capable, I can't A weak person with no power at all will become Su Xian's weakness.

After thinking about it, Fuxi realized that this request is quite a lot.

——It is simply to find a perfect man for Su Xian.

——Speaking of which, besides me, Fuxi, who else is a perfect person in this world?

After much deliberation, Fuxi realized that I was the best, so I became narcissistic.

Of course, he didn't find anything wrong with his brain circuit.

As for the matter of the Dragon God, anyway, the Dragon God can't really do anything to Su Xian. Although the Dragon God was very superficial in the past few years, he has gradually calmed down in the past few years, and gradually understands how to be a dragon. Reason, will not do absurd things.

Thinking of this, Fuxi became calm.Seeing Taotie hugging Su Xian's thigh, he was happier: Su Xian had a good relationship with more people in Honghuang, which is a good thing.

Especially Taotie is a brat, if he is not watched, he may do very bad things in the future, if Su Xian can bring him back, it will be Su Xian's merit.

and!Taotie called Su Xian "Mom"!

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Fuxi went to Su Xian's side: "Yo Taotie, your mother Su Xian and I are of the same generation, why do you call me his mother?"

Su Xian: "..." He suddenly felt that Fuxi was really a bad friend.

Taotie rolled his eyes: "Mom, you are my mother, why bother to be in the same generation as Fuxi? You see, if you are with my father, you will be a generation older..."

He was thrown out by Fuxi before he finished speaking.

Fuxi's face looked as if he had eaten Xiang.

He said to Su Xian seriously: "You don't want to be with Dragon God."

Su Xian: "...No, but I didn't think about who to be with..."

Fuxi said: "Look, I am ten thousand times better than the Dragon God."

Su Xian: "...but the meaning of your words is a bit strange_(:3ゝ∠)_"

Su Xian didn't say anything, maybe because he suddenly felt that there were too many slots and he couldn't speak.

Fu Xi didn't know what Qing Qi meant, he thought Su Xian was praising him.Too many things happened today, everyone is a bit tired.Excited, the people on Leyou Mountain were a little tired, not because they were physically exhausted, but because they felt exhausted in their hearts. After all, fighting the mountain god made a small profit and captured their backer.

I feel cute~(≧▽≦)/~

Although a person like Jin Jin was worried at the beginning that if he offended Taotie, what should he do if he offended the Dragon God, but when he saw Su Xian regaining Taotie with his own eyes, he no longer took the Dragon God seriously.

Originally, if someone bullied someone else's child, there would be no way for the adults to come to find a place, but if the child didn't think it was bullying, they would be very happy.

Jin Jin is very happy today, he is going to go back to Yushan and want to talk about what he has seen and heard.

After summing up with Shaozheng, Shaozheng also had the same intention.

Shaozheng thought more about it. She thought that since Su Xian, as the patriarch, wanted to develop the clan, he had to improve his reputation. It would be better to make a story about Su Xian subduing Taotie and defeating the bullying monster in Dongshan District. In the future, when you are with foreigners, you can mention it unintentionally to help Su Xian increase his favorability.

I would like to hear it now, it is for this reason, reputation is still very important.

Shaozheng said, the two of us are not capable enough to make up stories, Yushan and Shaoxi and others, let's think about it again, how can we make this story more down-to-earth and cuter.

"Patriarch Su Xian is also very good at telling stories, but I always feel that his stories have no special purpose, they just want to tell the truth. If the patriarch is allowed to write stories that have something to do with him, especially those that say good things about himself , the patriarch will definitely feel that this is not true, so we have to think about it ourselves." Shaozheng made the final decision.

In her opinion, although the fairy tales and fables that Su Xian likes to tell are pleasant to hear and easy to understand, they cannot be used to promote him and the Yushan clan ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

What the patriarch can't do, they will naturally take over.

Shaozheng and the others have become more and more capable since they started learning management, and now they can make some plans independently.

The side of Su Xian, Taotie and others can be regarded as very harmonious, but the other side is full of blood and blood.

Dragon God was in a good mood today, Yazi hadn't made trouble with him for three or four days, his younger brother Pixiu glared at him a few days ago, but he wasn't angry either, Dragon God felt that his son was saved.

As a result, there are good things and bad things happen, and today he received Taotie's call for help.

In the end, it wasn't Taotie calling for help, but someone calling him to save Taotie.

"Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon God, it's not good ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah..."

There was a strange, mournful sound.

Dragon God was in a dazed mood, and his first thought was: Could it be that Taotie hired someone to play around with?

He is also very clear about Taotie's ability, the person who can defeat Taotie must be someone who can be named in the wild land, but that kind of person should also know that Taotie is his son, there is no need to take this risk to provoke him ah.

So the dragon god was very angry, and thought he would eat you, you brat!If you are disobedient, find someone to fool you and me together!

"Gao Tie, I'll give you a chance, tell the truth quickly, what did you do outside and dare not come back? Are you going to lie to make me worry about you?"

Originally, the Dragon God spoke, claiming that sometimes he was the god and sometimes he was the seat, but that was all pretending for outsiders to see. Taotie is his own son, so there is no need to pretend at all.

As a result, there was no Taotie's voice on the opposite side, but the trembling voice sounded again: "It's true, Lord Dragon God! The little ones took Master Taotie to the Western Mountains today... Master Taotie was killed by a strange The guy has been kidnapped! Really, Lord Dragon God!"

It took a long time to convince Dragon God that this was true, because the other party was about to cry, which was not like acting.

Dragon God let out a "tsk", rushed over, and saw a few... guys who looked a bit like him hugging and crying.

subtle.

He obviously looks a little like his own body, but he looks very wretched, and his eyes are completely dull.Hong Huang's world pays attention to a face born from the heart. The face is not about good or bad appearance, but a kind of "face" shown by the expression and eyes. These leading monsters give him the feeling that they are very Slick and obscene.

This is probably the group of cronies and friends of his son Taotie.

Taotie has such a friend... What kind of vision... Dragon God is a little sad.

But the safety of his own son was more important, so the Dragon God directly asked, "What happened to Taotie?"

The dragon-headed monsters have already discussed how to lie to each other, but first of all, they can't say that they fooled Taotie to go to Xishan.Taotie is an idiot, he doesn't have any brains, and he won't feel that his group is using him, but the Dragon God may be cunning and cunning.Moreover, wouldn't it be even better if he could pull Dragon God over to wipe out those guys in Xishan District this time?

Originally, I couldn't hug the thick thigh of Dragon God, but now I have the opportunity to hug, I can't let it go!

So the guy in charge showed a very sincere look, and said respectfully: "Master Dragon God, Mingjian, a few days ago, someone from Xishan District came to Dongshan District to make trouble, and deceived the people of Geshantou to their Xishan ...Because the people in Dongshan District were originally the people of Master Taotie, they are very precious, so today we originally wanted to go to Xishan District with Master Taotie to talk to them... ah!"

The Dragon God didn't even move his hands, and the eloquent and eloquent dragon head monster flew out.

There was no bleeding on his body, but he was limp, his seven orifices were bleeding and frothing, it seemed that he would not be able to survive.

Dragon God said very noblely and glamorously: "Speak human words."

Of the remaining dragon-headed monsters, one groaned and fainted from fright, one peed his pants in fright, and the rest were trembling, already dazed.

Dragon God repeated.

A dragon-headed monster cried out with a "wow": "Yes! We brought Lord Taotie here because we wanted to attack Xishan! We originally wanted him to sit in command! We really have no evil intentions! We really didn't do anything bad. !"

"That strange man...he was dressed in white, his skin looked tanned, and he...his belt looked like a tail!"

Fuxi looks handsome, but this is not a characteristic. There are too many handsome men in Honghuang. This leader thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that the guy who was carrying Mr. Taotie seemed to have a movable belt. ——Like a snake's tail!

Dragon God said: "Take me to Xishan Mountain."

The few dragon-headed monsters pushed and shoved towards the west mountain, regardless of the matter of peeing their pants.

Dragon God thought of Fuxi, since it is Fuxi, then this matter is nothing, Fuxi will not really hurt Taotie.However, what happened to Taotie this time still made him very angry, not because Taotie was at a disadvantage, but mainly because he was being played around by these monsters!

Dragon God's expression is very unpredictable.

In Xishan District, Taotie is still busy showing cuteness, and the people on Leyou Mountain are busy preparing for the next war. Yushan has sent more reinforcements, because they are preparing to defeat the dragon head monster next time, so they will go directly to Dongshan District from here. .

Taotie thinks you humans are doing so many tricks, why not beg me, beg me, I will help you kill the dragon head monster.

His feelings towards those dragon-headed monsters are more complicated now. After he got out of the emotions of the second grader, he felt a sense of shame, and felt that what he had done before was a bit stupid.

However, he didn't become a silly and sweet boy because of this. Taotie is relatively close to Su Xian, but he still looks down on other human beings.

Su Xian asked Fuxi: "This glutton, when will you send him away?"

It's useless for such a brat to stay here, and I don't know what trouble he can cause.

Fuxi thought for a while and said, "Maybe in two days, but the Dragon God may come back soon to ask for someone, so don't worry."

Su Xian nodded.But Taotie became anxious instead: "Su Xian, Su Xian's mother, why did you send me away?"

Su Xian felt that it is better to be gentle when talking to this kind of child, so he lowered his voice: "Gaotie, you like to eat, right?"

Taotie nodded.

"However, you have also seen Leyou Mountain. The products are relatively poor, and there are no good things. If you don't hurry home, you will starve here. And you are still young, and you always stay outside with your father I will definitely be worried..."

Taotie is a little bit listless, like a primary school student who was asked by the teacher to invite parents to school: "But I don't want to go home."

"I have five older brothers and three younger brothers, all of whom are unreliable. I am not the most capable among them, and sometimes I suffer even when I fight." Taotie began to talk about his family's problems, pitifully very annoying People feel distressed: "My father is a dragon god. It sounds very powerful, but everyone knows that he ran away the mother of our nine brothers..."

He was talking, and Su Xian listened, but he didn't notice that there was an extra person on Leyou Mountain... No, it was a few people in human form.

It's the Dragon God. He brought a few dragon-headed monsters to Leyou Mountain. He originally wanted to come here with great fanfare, tell Taotie about the dragon-headed monsters, and let him see their true colors. He can also tell Fuxi, My son is either bad, or just being used by others.

Although Taotie is a brat, he hasn't had time to do anything evil after all, so far his reputation has been taken advantage of... Of course, this is already enough of a problem.

Stop now, and Taotie will be able to repair it if he does more good deeds in the future, but if he doesn't stop, he will probably become a vicious beast.

Not only that, reputation is also a problem, Fuxi has a very good reputation in the prehistoric land, if he tells others that Taotie is an evil, Taotie will be finished.

From Dragon God's point of view, Taotie is probably still unrepentant, arguing with Fuxi on Mount Leyou.

As a result, I found that this is not the case ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

Taotie seemed to be talking to an unknown person, who was just an ordinary human being, probably created by Nu Wa.But what surprised the Dragon God was that when this man talked to Taotie, Taotie still acted cute!

What's the situation? This is it!

Is the sun coming out from the west today?

Dragon God looked up, and the sun car seemed to be running on a normal track.

He simply concealed his figure and momentum, and hid the dragon-headed monsters, secretly watching from the side.

Fuxi glanced this way and nodded slightly.

Taotie didn't feel anything, and was still crying while pulling Su Xian's clothes.

Of course Soo-hyun doesn't know anything.

Looking at Taotie, he suddenly thought of many things.

Taotie is a brat.But Su Xian suddenly remembered that there were two male classmates fighting in elementary school, and one was sent to the hospital for seven stitches after his head was broken.When I was in junior high school, there was a "bad boy" in the class who participated in group fights. Later, he was pressured by his parents to go to school to apologize and beg for another chance.When I was in high school, some bad things happened in my class.These young children and teenagers, some of them learned badly and never came back, and some changed their past mistakes and lived seriously, and each went their own way.

Taotie is just like them.

Instead, Su Xian saw his past life from him.

Since arriving in Honghuang, all he saw were precocious teenagers, sensible children, and a group of hard-working adults. Su Xian gradually got used to this environment where everyone grew up beyond their age.The children of Shaozhan's family are only less than three years old now, and they can already help Shaozhan do some simple things. Shaohao is more than ten years old, but he starts to think about war strategies in his mind, and he has Fengniao, a friend who has a common ideal.

In his clan, whether it was the members of the Yinshan clan who were there from the beginning, or the tengus, or the beasts and beasts such as the Emperor Jiangxi Queen Mother who joined later, and even the Geshanshou people who came here now, everyone seemed to be very serious. lagging behind.

Su Xian sometimes thinks this is very good, but very occasionally he hypocritically thinks that it is actually quite good to bear once in a while.

Taotie is such a brat.

From him, Su Xian saw the self who wanted to bear but couldn't bear.

And a lot of people he has met, who once went astray, and those he knew who came back with great difficulty.

Suddenly I feel that Taotie is not so annoying ＿(:3ゝ∠)＿Su Xian thought for a while, and asked Taotie: "You were used by the dragon head monster before, did you really do something harmful?"

Taotie faltered and said: "Generally, I just need to sit next to me, this seat, this seat is still very powerful!"

Su Xian thought about how Taotie was wearing a bellyband, and thought that you still have power?Are you kidding me?

But he knew right away that Taotie was not telling the truth.

Su Xian put on a gentle face: "Gaotie, it's better for you to speak clearly, so that we can help you think about what to do next."

"—You don't want your father to find out, you have done a lot of bad things... I heard that Dragon God is very charitable."

Taotie's small face suddenly changed from pretending to be pitiful to truly wronged: "I, I, I! I really didn't do anything evil... I have a mountain in Dongshan... The dragon head monsters asked me to scare them, I Just crippled a member of their clan...is this a big deal?"

--bad boy!

——In this day and age, there are no wheelchairs and crutches, and people still need to work. What will you do if you are crippled by others!

Su Xian frowned: "I can't say what will happen to that person if you cripple him. Just talk about me, if my walking legs are broken, then I will definitely seek death. When I die, this is the evil result of your evil deeds, and if I become a ghost, I will follow you."

Taotie took a deep breath: "But I didn't hit you...don't die! What are ghosts? I'm not afraid of that anyway."

Su Xian thought for a while, and told him very seriously: "Some evil spirits are a kind of evil spirit, and they follow you lingeringly. They secretly poison you when you eat to make you have stomachache, and they stay in your room when you sleep. Bed. You just need to think, this ghost will follow you when you eat, sleep, shit and play, and you will be seen by people no matter what you do... That's it."

"Oh, by the way, it's usually caused by a body full of evil spirits, and ghosts don't even look good. I guess if you really intentionally killed someone, you'd be followed by an evil ghost full of festering sores Woolen cloth."

"When you eat, this ghost is by your side."

Taotie's expression was still ignorant at first, but he only heard what Su Xian said became more and more serious. He couldn't help but think for a while, when he was eating...there was an ugly ghost like Su Xian said beside him...

Taotie loves food the most, and he is more particular about eating. He hates putting dirty things together with food, thinking that it will not taste good.

Soo-hyun caught on to his weakness exactly.

Taotie's heart was terrified.