[Honghuang] Call me power-training dad

Little Apple: Difficulty of getting started: 2, increase favorability of Queen Mother of the West: 3 points.

Qinghai-Tibet Plateau: Difficulty of getting started: 4, increase favorability of Queen Mother of the West: 5 points.

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The most dazzling national style: Difficulty of getting started: 3, increase the favorability of Queen Mother of the West: 10 points.

It seems that Queen Mother Xi's favorite is the song with the most dazzling ethnic style, Su Xian couldn't help but look up at her... Tsk, what kind of hobby do you have...

Queen Mother Xi was still waiting for him to come up with a good song, her eyes burning.Just now when Su Xian was thinking deeply, Dijiang had already shown the little apple. To be honest, Queen Mother Xi didn't like the style of this song very much, but she had to say that this kind of song was much more mature and pleasant than the one she could sing wherever she thought of. .

Su Xian spoke.

"This song is called the most dazzling national style. According to legend, there were two chic singers in the East. They formed a group and they sang for a living. Men and women dancing in a large crowd) to a song with a clear melody that makes anyone who hears it dance."

Queen Mother Xi was very interested: "I want to sing too! I want to dance too!"

She didn't doubt the authenticity of the handsome singer Su Xian said. There are all kinds of strange things in this prehistoric land, let alone two singers who form a group. It's also normal.

Su Xian began to sing. In the singing, he recalled the time when he watched videos and ate instant noodles in his previous life. At that time, he was an ordinary young man in his 20s, and he liked to watch some singing videos recorded by video masters. He He also likes to stay at home and be idle. At that time, his mother had reached the age of dancing in the square, and he went out to dance with the old sisters every day. He sneered at this.

"It's so loud, disturbing the people! What's the point of dancing?"

After that, it seemed that he came to the Yinshan clan, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a bunch of adults with red fruits around him, which shocked Su Xian, who was full of integrity at that time, dumbfounded.

He became a member of the primitive people.

Although midnight is also full of melancholy about my life, but I am still optimistic to survive here_(: 3ゝ∠)_

What can you do if you are not optimistic, anyway, you won’t go to death╭（╯^╰）╮

Up to now, Su Xian has learned such a truth, as long as people live, they should work hard to live well, and they must not die or live just because of something, and in the end they will suffer by themselves.Since he became familiar with the prehistoric world, he has had a good time in the past two years. Seeing that the Yinshan clan is getting better and better, there is more and more hope.

——Hey, maybe we can become a fairy or something, and then live for hundreds of thousands of years, what if we live into the 21st century?

It's not impossible at all!

Thinking wildly like this, Su Xian is still singing the most dazzling national style to the Queen Mother of the West.The Queen Mother of the West was sweating profusely when she heard it: "Refreshing! It's so nice! The sound of nature!"

_(: 3ゝ∠)_Well, this kind of bright song is indeed the most acceptable to primitive people.The so-called high mountains and rivers and lower Liba people are the difference between vulgar and elegant, but vulgar is not necessarily bad, and elegant may not be acceptable to everyone.The Queen Mother of the West is illiterate in modern times. She listens to few songs and has no time to develop a strong character. For her, the more lively the songs, the better.

After Su Xian sang a song, he shouted, "Where is the applause!"

Queen Mother of the West: (⊙v⊙) What is the applause?

Di Jiang clapped his hands in response to the occasion. After a few days in the Yinshan clan, he has learned many new postures.For example, applauding represents a kind of encouragement and liking. For example, if you are unhappy, you can put your middle finger up.

Queen Mother Xi immediately applauded.

Su Xian said with a smile: "Sing this song to you once, and the work I came here will be done. If that's the case, I can go down the mountain."

The Queen Mother of the West was naturally reluctant: "You and I are so unified in hobbies, and you taught me such a beautiful song, can you stay here? Although there are no good things in Yushan, there are many small animals that are suitable for hunting. You If you are willing to stay here, I can provide you with food and drink."

Su Xian is proud, look, we never let the other party feel that we are begging him!It's that cool!Win-win is a reasonable marketing tool!

He didn't know that Dijiang was nervous to the side, and the Yinshan clan finally reached Yushan. If they couldn't settle down, they might not be able to settle down. It seemed that Yinshan couldn't go back—of course he wouldn't admit that there was The reason for his strange wind - where can he go next?Where else are there beehives and fruit trees, where one can eat, drink, and be merry? !

——Di Jiang, look at your promise.

However, Su Xian didn't feel Dijiang's worry at all, he just made a very embarrassed look.

"But I'm not alone..."

Queen Mother of the West: "Scared! Are you not human?!"

Di Jiang: "I don't know much, so don't lie to me, you're not human?!"

Su Xian: "..."

Can you people still listen to people's words? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ "I mean I am not alone here! I am Su Xian, the patriarch of the Yinshan clan, because the Yinshan clan was hit by a strange wind , there was no peace for three days, the house was dumped and the home was destroyed, so now I am leading the whole family to find a new place to live."

Queen Mother Xi coughed in embarrassment: "Looking for a place to live... What do you think of my Jade Mountain?"

Oh my god it's great!Di Jiang clenched his fists, and as soon as he was sure, he would find a way to go down the mountain to catch the beehive!Maybe it can be eaten at night if it is ready today!

It's nice to be human!It's great to be able to eat whatever you want in human form!

As a result, something happened that shocked him!

Su Xian actually took Joe!

"Since this is the case, I have to talk to the clansmen and listen to their thoughts...but don't worry, Queen Mother Xi, my clansmen also like singing and dancing."

Queen Mother Xi narrowed her eyes when she smiled: "Okay, okay, let's dance together when they come!"

Maybe this is the earliest square dance in the world =v=

Su Xian went down happily, bringing the sluggish Di Jiang along.

"You don't need to go down and ask, everyone is definitely willing to live here..." Di Jiang was very confused by Su Xian's statement. After all, hey, foodies are pure.

Su Xian looked like a master of Taoism: "Di Jiang, you just haven't seen the world."

[Su Xian's favorability in Di Jiang's heart has risen to respect. 】

[Su Xian has obtained a new attribute that can be equipped: pretending to be a master. 】