[Honghuang] Call me power-training dad

I sang and danced along the way, and my fatigue was relieved a lot.In the evening, the sun was about to set, and Su Xian could already see the color of a mountain in front of him: golden light.

There is no tree ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

The place where the birds don't shit is not very high. When I walked in, I found that there were gold and jade everywhere. Gold nuggets, jade and gemstones that seemed to be free of money were scattered on the ground, and a river meandered out.

To be honest, the water here is really not polluted by heavy metals?

However, it seems that heavy metal pollution can be ignored in the prehistoric land. In short, everyone should drink this kind of water. Su Xian took a sip with his hand, it was cool and delicious.

Suddenly I saw a man taking a bath upstream ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

Oh, it’s okay, I’m taking a shower instead of peeing. If people pee upstream and I drink water downstream, it’s disgusting.

However, how do you know if he peed in the shower?

This question is excellent, so Su Xian couldn't drink it immediately.The man upstream also saw someone coming from below, and when he came over, Su Xian saw that he was wearing strange, somewhat exotic clothes, with two upper and lower bodies, white fur of something.The upper body is draped over the shoulders, while the lower body is not at the waist and can cover the calves. The belt around the waist looks like a snake's tail.His skin is bronze, his two arms and his pectoral and abdominal muscles are exposed. His body is strong but not too much, which only makes people think that his muscles are beautiful.

Because there are no weights and measures yet, Su Xian doesn't know how tall he is, he only knows that he is not short compared to other men and women in the Yinshan clan, but the man in front of him is a head taller than him.

In the prehistoric land where the gap between the rich and the poor is not large because civilization has not yet risen, Su Xian looked at this man and felt a sense of inferiority as if he were a fool when he saw a tall, rich and handsome man.

It seemed that even if he and the person in front of him switched bodies and clothes, the guy in front of him could still suppress him with his good temperament.

Isn't Jishi Mountain said to be a land of no man?How come there is such a tall, rich and handsome man?

"We came from Yinshan Mountain, and we just stayed overnight at Jishishan Mountain. Please forgive me if I disturb you..." Su Xian was very polite. The man in front of him looked very extraordinary, and he might be a person transformed from a fairy beast. They Can spell but can't be provoked.However, the man smiled heartily: "It's okay, I just arrived at Jishi Mountain, and I'm not the owner of this place, so you don't have to be so panicky."

Su Xian nodded, first ordered the people in the group to put down their things, rest their legs and start to light the fire.Now everyone has mastered the skills of drilling wood to make fire. Although there are no trees in Jishi Mountain, there are many branches in the surrounding mountains, and a bonfire was lit soon.Su Xian and the man announced their names to each other. The man's name was Lei Xia. He came from the west and was going to travel the wild land.

He and Su Xian are not familiar yet, so they just smiled and said nothing. In the evening, some childish people from the Yinshan clan came over: "Patriarch, patriarch, let me tell you a story?"

Su Xian: "Once upon a time there was a tree on a mountain..."

Everyone pouted: "Cut——"

"Okay," Su Xian thought to himself, the story was too confusing and insincere: "Then what do you want to hear?"

Shao Jun rested his cheeks: "Me, me, me! I want to hear the story of that little apple from the Huaxu Kingdom!"

What's the story of Little Apple?Su Xian rolled his eyes back and forth, so he didn't see the interested expression on the face of "Gao Fu Shuai".

"By the way, there is a story about apples. Apples grow on trees just like other fruits." Su Xian hesitated, and decided to start telling the most famous story about Newton and apples. Damn, my physics teacher should know that I am Don't hit me here if you take this as a story..."One day, a genius was sitting under an apple tree, and an apple fell and hit his head, and he began to wonder why the apple fell from the tree drop it?"

—Oh, this is not a good story!

——Why do apples fall down!I can't go on!They don't understand me when I talk about physics!How can I give this story a profound and connotative ending!

As a result, he didn't need to think about it at all, the tribe had already started a debate.

Shaozheng said: "All fruits will fall, which means that all things have spirits, so they will fall on purpose so that people can eat them."

Shaoxi said: "No, if you really have a spirit, you should protect yourself from being eaten. It must be because it can take root on the ground and grow new young trees. This is what it does for reproduction."

Shao'e said: "I'll just quietly watch you pretend to be aggressive... What's the use of discussing this?"

Shaozheng and Shaoxi stepped up and shouted loudly: "Shut up!"

Su Xian: "..."

Fuck, do you need to be so quick in your thinking and have so many brain holes!When I first heard this story, I really didn't think so much!

At the end of Shaoxi and Shaozheng's debate, no one could convince anyone, and almost got into a fight _(: 3ゝ∠)_

Terrible primitive people, you are really unreasonable ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

Everyone was noisy, and when it was time to go to bed, Di Jiang said a few more words about "Little Apple".The bonfire is still lit, a bit like modern people going camping, except that there are no tents here.Su Xian was stunned when he heard someone ask him: "What is an apple?"

He smacked his lips: "Oh, I'm going to sleep, I'm going to sleep, I'm not telling stories, I'm going to sleep."

The voice persisted: "What is an apple?"

Su Xian thought to himself that you are still addicted, but your mind is becoming more and more unclear, as if there are pastes everywhere: "Apple...an apple is the fruit of knowing shame after eating, but knowing shame is also because there is something in the brain. Impure things... Well, it's because people eat apples that they start to wear clothes."

The voice asked the third question unhurriedly: "Why do you say that thing will be in Huaxu Country?"

Dare to love you endlessly, right?

It doesn't feel good to be disturbed from sleep all the time, especially Su Xian has been walking for a whole day today. Once he is free, he is really tired. Now he just wants to slap the person who kept asking questions, but he doesn't know why. I can't even open my eyelids: "Because, because Huaxu Country is a country like heaven, only such a place can tell stories..."

Oops, I accidentally exposed the fact that I was just talking nonsense ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

But the man didn't continue to ask, and Su Xian fell asleep.I started snoring in the middle of the night and fell asleep like a dead dog. When I woke up, I couldn't remember what I was asked before.