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Da Li stood in Xiuyin's bachelor apartment of less than [-] square meters, his face turned completely dark as he saw Xiuyin handing over the things he was holding with a smile.

Ai Xier was leaning against the head of the bed with a quilt on her lap, as if she was going to rest soon, watching the two perform in front of him calmly.

Daly crossed his arms, narrowed his eyes dangerously, and stared viciously at Xiu Yin's hateful smiling face.

Xiuyin called him over, saying that Ai Xier would forgive him as long as he agreed to one condition.

Daly didn't even dare to look forward to such a good thing, so he rushed over ecstatically, but Xiu Yin was just making fun of him.

"Are you kidding me?" Daly said with an attitude about to come.

Xiu Yin raised his eyebrows innocently, shook the black underwear in his hand, and said seriously: "I'm not kidding. As long as you wear it on your head, go downstairs and run around the building, shouting as you go" I'm a prostitute!" Ai Xier will forgive you if you repeat it a hundred times. "

"..." Daly couldn't help crying and laughing at the moment, he couldn't help but rubbed his ears again and said, "Say it again!"

"I've said it three times! Brother, is your hearing okay?" Xiu Yin was anxious.

"My hearing is fine, what the fuck is wrong with your brain!" Daly was also in a hurry, pointing at Xiu Yin and scolding, wishing to wring the bastard's head off and kick it like a ball: "You came up with this bad idea, right? Kid...you kid...fuck you!"

Daly was speechless, and was so anxious that he almost had a myocardial infarction and a cerebral hemorrhage.

When Xiu Yin saw Daly's blue and purple face, his heart was about to burst into joy, but on the surface he was still serious and lively: "Comrade Daly, please be serious. Now is your only chance to reform yourself. Perform well, do you want to complete the tasks assigned to you by the organization?"

Finish your sister!Daly snatched the underwear and threw it on the ground.

"This is rehabilitating? It's because I'm not dead. This is called apologizing to Aixier? Where on earth would people on earth apologize in such a way!" Daly almost lost his breath.

How could it be possible to put underwear on his head and run around the world screaming, even he was the most middle school student who drank two catties of Lao Baigan, and he couldn't do such a stupid thing!

"How do you know if you don't? Daly, you should be more upright, Aixier is looking at you." Xiu Yin continued to preach earnestly.

Daly was panting heavily, and glanced at the calm expression on Aixier's face. He couldn't believe that Aixier, a normal person, was willing to accompany a lunatic like Xiu Yin to fall ill.

"Aixier, it's all my fault, I can do whatever you want, can you not let this crazy get involved?" Daly's tone was extremely pleading.

"..." Aixier's face was calm, and he didn't answer Da Li's words, but just said to Xiu Yin: "Look at what I said, it is impossible for Da Li to agree."

Immediately, Xiuyin showed a distressed expression of extreme disappointment, and angrily scolded Daly: "So you only treat Aixier to this extent! It's hard for Aixier to think about you, and changed the white underwear into black ones. Not conspicuous at all in the dark, and canceled the plan I said to go to your Self-Defense Force to run naked, Daly, you are so disappointing!"

You are a disappointment!You all are a disappointment!Is this a human being?Daly roared in his heart, his eyes were red with anger.

"This is how I can prove my love for Aixier? I'm not crazy. You don't choose so many ways of compensation, but it's so difficult for others, you..." Daly's blood surged up, and he had a premonition that his seven orifices would bleed.

Xiuyin sighed lightly, and suddenly looked at Daly with pity and asked, "Do you feel ashamed? Can a big man who stands above heaven and earth be forced to do such a shameful thing?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense! Can you do it if you want to?" Daly stared.

"If I let Aixier get pregnant, of course I can do it!" Xiuyin raised his neck, showing his arrogance immediately: "You feel ashamed and have damaged your manly dignity, so Aixier has been pregnant with you for a while Is your child feeling better?"

"..." Daly was stunned, speechless for a moment.

"Being raped without knowing it, and pregnant with a child, you must always be in fear, endure the pain of pregnancy and childbirth, and cannot tell your family, friends, and colleagues, and bear everything in silence. Even a woman who has reproductive function Can't bear this, not to mention that Aixier is an upright man like you. Doesn't he feel ashamed? Doesn't he damage his manly dignity?" Xiu Yin asked questions like a cannonball, and Daly's face turned pale. It becomes more and more ugly.

Ai Xier was originally in a calm mood, but she also felt aggrieved when she heard it later, bit her lower lip and her eyes turned red.

"You keep saying that you love him, and you let your lover suffer these humiliations, but you are not willing to do even one ten-thousandth of this." Xiu Yin shook his head: "If you can't even afford to lose face like this, then And why did Aixier risk her life to give birth to your child?"

Xiu Yin was able to speak eloquently, and his words were full of passion and ups and downs. When he said it, Daly suddenly felt that his behavior of wearing underwear and calling a thief had become normal and could no longer be normal.

This is simply an ordinary means of confession, right?It is in the same series as putting candles on the floor of the student dormitory and playing the guitar. It is just the difference between packages a, b, and c.

It was as if he had joined a cult and was brainwashed. Daly suddenly had the illusion that he picked up his underwear and put it on his head, and he would never face him again in this life.

But the problem is that if he really puts his underwear on his head, will he have the face to see his Aixier in the future!

The leader of Xiuyin is indeed mighty, and the immortal will live forever as long as the heavens. The whole world is his fanatic.

The background behind Dai Li was bleak and cold, and there was a tragic feeling that he was about to go to the battlefield and make a heroic sacrifice.

He took a deep look at Ai Xier, and Ai Xier was also looking at him, the water in his eyes flickered twice, as if he was wronged and disappointed, which made his heart twist.

"Aixier, I'm sorry for you. I will do everything I can to make it up to you, as long as you are willing to let me make it up." Daly said emotionally, with a solemn and painful expression.

Ai Xier's heart trembled when she saw it, and her heart almost softened.

Daly has never shown such an expression before. The strong, mature and resolute man in his impression has let go of his pride at this moment.

"...Forget it, this kind of thing can't be forced." Ai Xier sighed softly, wanting to give up.

Originally, it was childish and ridiculous to prove how much Daly loved him in this way.

And he was so hot-headed, tossing around with Xiu Yin, it was really too sloppy.

Seeing Aixier's attitude, Xiu Yin drooped his eyebrows in disappointment and said, "Daily, I really looked down on you this time. Don't blame me for not helping you in the future if you give up the opportunity yourself."

"..." Daly was silent, suddenly bent down and picked up the pair of underwear, and asked angrily, "You haven't worn these underwear, have you?"

Xiu Yin was taken aback, and instantly realized what Daly was going to do. He burst out laughing uncontrollably, and shook his head again and again: "No, it's definitely new! I want the one that Ai Xier is wearing now, and he won't give it to you." me."

Daly's eyebrows were raised as he clutched the boxers like a hand grenade.He breathed a sigh of relief, and asked Ai Xier once again, "Is it because I really did what I did, that you will forgive me?"

"...Ah." Aixier was also dumbfounded, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that Daly's posture seemed to be really going to implement Xiu Yin's unreasonable request.

"Okay!" Daly breathed a sigh of relief, his expression became ferocious, he closed his eyes and put his heart on his head, and put his underwear on his head: "For you, shame is nothing! I will fight today!"

"Fuck! Puff hahahaha!" Xiu Yin laughed like crazy, pointing at Dali's majestic figure in underwear, wishing he could just roll on the ground.

He tremblingly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, his fingers could barely hold down the screen: "Don't, don't move, let me take a picture as a souvenir..."

Ai Xier was so startled that his eyeballs almost didn't pop out of their sockets. He really wanted to laugh, but he felt that Daly's image at the moment really couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Daly's underwear was also put on. Although the position was wrong, it still felt like a superman. The potential of the whole body was stimulated, and the pores opened instantly.

"Xiu Yin, don't fall into my hands! I'll beat you to death!" Daly cursed, turned around and went out without stopping to prepare to parade in the street.

"Ouch, hello..." Xiu Yin laughed tremblingly, and followed Daly all the way to the door, not forgetting to remind: "You must shout louder, if we can't hear it, it doesn't count. Here It's the twelfth floor."

When Daly came downstairs, he rushed back to the bedroom, opened the window, and pulled Aixier, who was still in a petrified state, to the window.

Not long after, there was one roar after another from downstairs. Daly deserved to be trained, and his voice was correct, loud and deep, and the two of them could hear it clearly on the twelfth floor.

"I'm a prostitute! I'm a prostitute!" One after another, it was as if shouting slogans.

"Pfft..." Ai Xier really couldn't hold it back now, and laughed out loud while clutching her stomach.

Xiu Yin laughed so hard that he almost peed, he couldn't hold it any longer, he was about to lose his breath in a blink of an eye, he knelt down and covered his belly tremblingly, only the hand holding the phone was still stubbornly stretched out by the window, swearing to die It is necessary to record Daly's heroic demeanor.

The confident voice and the exciting content shouted within 2 minutes attracted people in the whole building to open the windows to look out, and giggles were endless.

There are usually only two possibilities for this kind of scene. One is that he has encountered a real psychopath, and the other is that someone has been unlucky enough to play a game and lose a bet and be punished miserably.

Such a rational and neat voice can only be the second type, but it is really rare to take the punishment of the game so seriously.

Gradually, some good-natured people watching the excitement responded, applauding and booing one after another.

"Dude! Well done! Honest enough!"

"Come on! Miss Hua will go down to find you soon!"

"Are you going to rest? Believe it or not, I'll call the police immediately and arrest you!"

Ai Xier hadn't laughed like this for a long time, she burst into tears, and finally laughed so hard that she even felt the fleshy ball in her stomach move.

"I can't do it anymore..." He was about to lose his breath with a smile, and all the bitter and bitter entanglements with Daly seemed to be emptied by laughter.

Xiu Yin fell to the ground even more so that he didn't even have the strength to speak.

The most serious Dali who can see pretending to be b pretends to have such an appearance today, Nima can die in peace!

"Fuck, this is true love, I'm convinced! Ai Xier, you marry him, really!" Xiu Yin thumped the ground.

The two of them laughed again, and Daly's slogan was still powerful and uninterrupted, as if he really had to shout a hundred times to keep his promise.

Xiu Yin took a breath, raised his eyebrows and looked at the flushed Ai Xier who was smiling, and said, "You can really forgive him this time, right?"

Ai Xier was taken aback, but still couldn't help laughing: "If I don't forgive him for what he has done, I guess he will really kill us both."

Ai Xier never imagined that the two of them would solve the problem in such a way, but surprisingly, there was no contradiction at all.

It turned out that although the two of them wore the skin of a social elite on the outside, they were still two-year-old middle school teenagers who hadn't grown up at all and didn't know how to express love normally.

That being the case, it seems that the two are quite a match...

Immersed in this romantic atmosphere of Secondary School, the nervous shouting downstairs finally stopped.

Ai Xier was taken aback, feeling a little nervous for no reason.

When Daly comes up in a while, what expression should he use to face him?He can't help but laugh, right?

Xiu Yin hurriedly held up his mobile phone to record the moment when the hero entered the door, fearing that the world would not be chaotic. Suddenly the door slammed open, and Daly rushed in like the wind.

"The Superman in underwear is back!" Xiu Yin embarrassed him desperately.

Daly was out of breath, and ignored Xiu Yin's joke at all. The first thing he did when he entered the door was to yank off his underwear and throw it on the ground. Bedroom, hit the door.

He stared at Ai Xier who was sitting by the bed, his eyes were scary.

Ai Xier didn't dare to laugh anymore, just as she was about to get up and run away from Daly's beast-like eyes, Daly had already pounced on him, lowered her head to hold his face, and kissed him without thinking.

"I figured it out, I'm a prostitute! I'm going to be a prostitute for the rest of my life!"