Lantern: Reflection of the Peach Blossoms
Chapter 69 Welcome, My Dear Phoenix
"I, I, I didn't do it on purpose, I can't get out, and I'm bored up there..."
Zhang Shun saw Zhou Hui's expression as if he was about to roll up his sleeves and pounce on him to give him a meal of fried shredded pork with a belt, and immediately slipped out with his head in his arms.In the end, when I slipped halfway, I suddenly realized that I was already a Buddha. Why should I be afraid of being beaten by the top bosses that can be counted in nine days and ten places?
So he immediately coughed, and turned back in a hurry: "Wait, Comrade Zhou Hui, you must have a little basic respect for the highest religious leaders of the six realms. When you see me, you must..."
With a loud bang, Zhang Shun fell face to face, and Zhou Hui shyly withdrew his fist.
Half an hour later, on the pure gold steps at the entrance of the Buddhist hall, Zhang Shun squatted there like a big horse monkey, tears streaming down his face, holding his root soft China.
"Since you have smoke all over you," he choked up, "Why don't you have a lighter?!"
Zhou Hui: "...I quit smoking for a long time. You just have to smell it, don't cry, my dear."
Poor Zhang Ershao grew up with rich clothes and fine food, nice cars and BMWs, and he could call a group of young models and young masters back to have a happy party when he was fine. The greatest pain in life was just being scolded by his brother by his ear. One of the happiest rich second generations in China.
Now, once he ascends to heaven and becomes the boss, he has to eat or drink every day, so he can only stay in the empty Buddhist hall and count his own hairs. The only fun is to watch the DVD of Gongdou drama, and it’s not Blu-ray. .
Buddha's life is bleak, but that's all.
Zhou Hui said: "Don't think I don't know, you're just like that idiot kid Shenwan Tiansi, who even read comics and fantasizes that you have a two-dimensional harem. It's just life. Why don't you go down to the world?"
"I can't go down!" Zhang Shun broke down and said, "Do you think I haven't tried it? The old men at Mount Sumeru sent someone to guard the passage 24 hours a day. When they saw me, they knelt down and begged me to go up quickly." Go to the west! If there is another demon coming out, I won’t be able to hurt you! Those monks are all tall and muscular, standing there with the vajra, looking like the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple!— —Do you know that I spent a lot of money to bribe Venerable Bati to get this DVD? Is it easy for me, a top student majoring in biology, to fiddle with generators all day long?! Relying on relatives being Buddhas, it seems like they are grabbing 110 yuan one by one, have you ever thought that the young master has no wifi, no signal, and is so hungry and thirsty that he has even watched [-] seven times?!"
"..." Zhou Hui asked: "But shouldn't you be pure-hearted, without joy or sorrow..."
"Wine and meat have passed through the heart of the Buddha, don't you know? What if I go to the world to experience life? Don't think I don't know. When my brother knelt for 1000 years, his mind was full of love. Why can't I?!"
Zhang Shun's spiritual consciousness as a Buddha has probably been thrown into an unknown dimension, and the personality cultivated during the 20 years of living in the human world occupies an absolutely dominant position.Zhou Hui looked him up and down, and couldn't imagine him sitting on the lotus throne receiving incense from believers, so the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Where's my brother?" Zhang Shun looked up expectantly: "When will my brother hatch and when will he come to save me?"
Zhou Hui took out the egg from his pocket and said coldly, "Thanks to you, it's here."
Zhang Shun took it carefully, observed all directions for a while, up, down, left, and right, and then squinted at the light, as if he really wanted to see what's inside through the eggshell.
But he saw nothing for a long time, so he could only shake his head and said: "I don't know how to hatch it, it seems that the phoenix jade embryo is a spiritual thing of heaven and earth, and when it thinks it's okay, then... come out by itself."
Zhou Hui asked: "Is there any way to make him feel that he can do it now?"
"I don't know, I have never hatched an egg."
"Aren't you a Buddha? Can't you think of a way to solve the problem now?"
"Sister-in-law," Zhang Shun looked at Zhou Hui earnestly, and said earnestly, "I'm going to teach you a common sense that has been wrongly propagated by false Buddhas for tens of thousands of years—the phoenix is a fusion of heaven and earth, and it is not the same as our Heavenly Way Buddhism." Systematic, just like the Sanqing of Taoism and Mary Su, the Virgin of Christ...Maria is not in the same system as us, understand? The Hunan Provincial Health Department issued an official document asking the Guangdong Provincial People's Hospital to strengthen prevention and control during the flu season. Do you think people will listen? ?"
Zhou Hui: "..."
"Strictly speaking, it is very inappropriate to add the honorary title of King Ming to Fenghuang. It is no different from forcibly appointing the prime minister of another country as the Minister of Agriculture of our country. But one more honorary title and one more salary. Sister-in-law, you can go to Mount Sumeru to find Venerable Bhati. Money, it is right for me to pay the bride price for my brother..."
Zhou Hui said coldly, "Who do you call sister-in-law?"
The two looked at each other for a moment, and Zhang Shun faltered: "...I called for fun."
Zhou Hui just gave up, grabbed the phoenix egg, turned around and left.In the end, before taking two steps, Zhang Shun frantically rushed over and hugged his thigh to stop him: "Wait! Brother, you are my own brother! Where are you going?"
"go home."
"Don't! Stay and talk to me for a while! I'll show you The Legend of Zhen Huan! Can I hatch your eggs for you?"
Zhou Hui said: "No, no, Buddha, you are already a big child, you have to learn to leave your family and take care of yourself. When a human child is your age...what are you doing! Let me go! Molested!"
Zhou Hui struggled to push Zhang Shun away from his thigh, and in a blink of an eye Zhang Shun rushed up again, crying bitterly. While struggling, he heard a "stab—" and Zhou Hui's trouser legs were torn in half from the middle.
Zhang Shun: "..."
Zhou Hui: "..."
Zhou Hui was furious: "Zhang Shun! I went to the colorless sky and went to the prison and my pants were ripped. What if someone saw it! Tell me how to explain it to your brother in the future! You stupid child!" Walk.
Zhang Shun cried and howled and rushed over: "Don't! Stay and talk to me for a while! Do you know all kinds of loneliness, emptiness and coldness in this ghost place? Why didn't I feel it before? How could I be honest in this place before? Waiting for tens of thousands of years without knowing how to run?!"
Zhou Hui said, "Don't be kidding. If you dare to run, be careful that your legs will be broken by the Eighteen Arhats..."
"Then take me away, please! Don't think I don't know that you once said you were going to beat up those monks on Mount Sumeru. You were so arrogant. Be careful when you go out, and I will send you an Armstrong cyclotron jet Jiutianshen!" Brilliant Lightning Tribulation..."
One buddha and one demon tugged at the colorless sky, pulling the corners of their clothes and trouser legs, and their behavior was quite uncivilized.Zhou Hui held his trouser belt with one hand to prevent his trousers from being pulled off, and made a standard bow with his palms together: "Lord Buddha, you have misunderstood. One finger... Let go of me! That's your brother's egg! Be careful to drop it!"
"Ouch!"
With a clatter, the phoenix egg slipped out of the chaos and fell to the ground, and Gu Lulu rolled forward.
"Eggs! My brother's eggs!"
"That's your brother's embryo. Eggs usually refer to men's..." Feeling confused, Zhou Hui ran to pick up the eggs, but was staggered by Zhang Shun who was rushing to pick them up at the same time.
In just a few seconds, the phoenix egg followed Zhou Hui's path and rolled to the distance as if with divine knowledge, and came straight to the entrance of the passage.
It was unknown when it was re-opened, and it directly connected to the entrance of Hell Buzhou Mountain.
Zhang Shun suddenly realized something, and his face changed suddenly: "——Quick, quick! Go and pick it up!"
Zhou Hui ran wildly, his whole body was like a sharp arrow off the string, but it was already too late.
In the next second, the phoenix egg gently fell into the passage.
Zhou Hui: "..."
Zhang Shun: "..."
The two looked at each other, as if struck by lightning, time seemed to stand still for an instant, and each saw the tragic scene of the eggshell shattering and yellow flowing all over the ground in the other's eyes.
"You stay on top!" Zhou Hui was the first to react, and quickly jumped towards the passage.
Zhang Shun rushed to the entrance of the passage, struggling to see the bizarre and different-dimensional scene inside.
According to past experience, as long as he jumps down, he will be teleported directly to Mount Sumeru, and then the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple stand in front of him, kneel down in unison with a bang, and the mountain shouts: "May the Buddha enjoy the bliss in the colorless sky." !"...
But since even Zhou Hui has come, does it mean that the direction of the tunnel has changed?
To jump, or not to jump?
If you go to Mount Sumeru to face those old monks again, this outfit will definitely be talked about to death. Maybe the old monks will explode and rebound under the stimulation. It really becomes a golden Buddha who remains motionless and enjoys bliss...
But if the direction of the channel really changes, now is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
As long as they stick to Zhou Hui's hell demon, the people at Mount Sumeru will not dare to chatter, and they will hide in the human world and come back after dozens or hundreds of years...
If you don't enter the tiger's lair, how can you catch a tiger cub, and if you don't want your daughter-in-law to be able to catch the hooligan?Zhang Shun looked at the passageway symbolizing freedom, gritted his teeth and jumped!
The next moment, the wind whizzed in my ears, and the sense of weightlessness made my eyes black, and the time seemed to be elongated and stopped in the space dislocation, followed by a "bang!".
Hell, Buzhou Mountain, Zhang Shun fell on the wet and rough ground of the valley, his butt hurt like eight petals split.
He looked around at the dark red bushes and the light gray mist, and could hardly believe that he had such good luck.
"Zhou...Zhou Hui!" Zhang Shun got up staggeringly, pushed aside the bushes and shouted, "Zhou Hui! How is my brother?!"
Zhang Shun's voice stopped abruptly, and not far away, the huge devil's eye of hell covered the entire valley, emitting a slight blood-red halo.On the huge protruding rock next to the magic eye, Zhou Hui was standing there motionless, with his back turned to him, and no expression could be seen on his face.
"Zhou Hui! What's wrong, my brother's egg is not broken, is it?!"
Zhang Shun jumped out of the bushes, walked through the slippery valley due to the mist, ran behind Zhou Hui, staggered to a stop, raised his eyes and was stunned.
I saw that the phoenix egg fell on a sharp rock at the edge of the magic eye, and it had already cracked. The tortoise crack was extending and expanding along the opening. With a slight but very clear cracking sound, it was about to crack. .
"..." Zhang Shun's voice was trembling: "Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Hui, it's going to be broken..."
Zhou Hui stared helplessly at the unbroken egg, and couldn't see anything else.His mind was blank, his breathing stopped completely, and his heart hit the throat one after another, because it was so intense that it even caused severe pain of throat blockage.
Click.
Click.
The eggshells cracked piece by piece, fine powder fell to the ground, and the cracks became bigger and bigger.
In just a few seconds, it seems as long as a century has passed. In the almost suffocating stillness, the eggshell made a clear and crisp sound.
At that moment, there was a clear whistle in the valley, in the jungle, and in the depths of the endless mountains in the distance, like thousands of birds singing at the same time, spreading their wings and rushing to the sky.Immediately afterwards, multicolored rays of light fell from the sky and the earth, and the golden bells of the Sanskrit sound rang together. The huge and pure energy impact centered on the phoenix jade embryo, spread in all directions, and within a few seconds, even forced the boiling blood sea in the distance into Wanli Plane.
Nine heavens and ten earths, all things bow their heads.
There is only this unique phoenix jade embryo left in the world, which blooms into a halo that spreads out layer by layer like a lotus flower, and then shatters into thousands of pieces!
Everything that was shown in front of Sakyamuni tens of thousands of years ago is finally reenacted completely in front of Zhou Hui at this moment.
The next moment, heaven and earth celestial music resounded through the sky, and the rays of light disappeared in an uproar!
A small outline loomed in the lingering halo. Zhou Hui almost trembled and took half a step forward, kneeling on one knee with his legs bent softly.
"Chirp - chirp... chirp -"
A wet baby bird stood in the cracked eggshell, golden red all over, with sparse feathers, looking at the world with round, bright black eyes, full of naive doubts.
It tilted its head, shaking its small wings covered with young fur, and then saw Zhou Hui who was closest to him.
"..."
Zhou Hui opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a single word. After a long while, he made a hoarse and even weird voice: "Feng... Phoenix..."
Little Phoenix remained motionless, staring at the man with a handsome face and a devilish breath that he saw for the first time after he was born. After a while, he took a trembling step and fell out of the semicircular eggshell.
Zhou Hui had already forgotten everything, and he didn't even remember to reach out to help.When it took him several seconds to react, Little Phoenix had already struggled to get up, stumbled and fell, and rushed to Zhou Hui, spreading his wet little wings to him: "Chirp—"
Zhou Hui stretched out his hand as if in a dream, Little Phoenix immediately staggered onto his palm and curled up into a fluffy ball.
"Phoenix..." Zhou Hui murmured, even his lips trembled violently when he spoke.
"You...you are back, my Phoenix..."
Little Phoenix nestled in Zhou Hui's palm, gently rubbing the rough lines of his palm with the tender red beak.
Zhou Hui lowered his head and kissed its chubby body, hot tears ran down his cheeks, soaking the soft and fine young hair on its body.Little Phoenix seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, but still obediently did not move, and rubbed his head down on Zhou Hui's face soaked in tears, as if it was a tender touch.
"I...I miss you very much," Zhou Hui choked up and said:
"Welcome back, my dear Phoenix."
Chapter 70 Boss Zhou punched the FBI and stepped on MI6, like the People's Heroes Volunteer Army, returning home in triumph
A week later, in the small courtyard of Zhou's family in Buzhou Mountain.
"Mother——!!!"
Maha was like a steamroller surrounded by gunfire, rampaging and riding Juechen, and Garuda, who was too late to dodge in an instant, flew from the bedroom to the living room, and then half-kneeled in front of the bed, and grabbed the chirping little bird cub .
"Mother——!!!!!!"
Little Phoenix screamed in fear, and the next second Maha put his head into his pocket, turned around and ran out.At this time, Zhou Hui happened to come in from the outside, bumped into him head-on, and immediately stopped him with his sword drawn: "Where are you going? Stop for me!"
The Peacock Daming King didn't say a word of nonsense, and a roaring golden red fire dragon spewed out from his pocket: "You count that onion again, let me get out of the way—!"
Ping ping pong, ping ping pong.
The cabin was trembling, the cliff was shaking.Black smoke rose into the sky, and birds and beasts in a radius of ten miles fled.
Zhou Hui and the eldest son confronted each other fiercely, and suddenly there was a sharp chirping sound from the flames, and the little phoenix was seen with tears in his eyes, desperately fluttering his little wings, which had not yet had a few feathers, stumbling across the battlefield and rushing towards Zhou Hui, bumping into Zhou Hui. Hui's chest pocket did not move.
"What's the matter? Are you scared?" Zhou Hui immediately ran out, clutching his pockets tightly like a victorious general.Maha was furious behind him, calling, "Zhou Hui, don't take advantage of others, are you trying to suffocate mother to death like this!" While holding up two swords, he chased out, and on the way, Garuda, who had managed to get up with great difficulty, was caught again. crashed out of the house.
"..." Garuda slowly got up from the ground, looked at Maha who was chasing his father everywhere in the gunpowder, sighed again, and sat cross-legged on the stone.
"Honey, would you like a rabbit's leg?" Er Shao Zhang was wearing an apron, standing by the campfire and waving enthusiastically. In front of him were two hares simmering on the flames.His outdoor grilling posture is quite professional. After a few rounds of roasting on an open fire, a layer of salt is applied, and then a few more rounds of rotation are applied with a layer of spices. This process is repeated several times, and the taste penetrates into the meat. When it is almost cooked, the meat is full of fragrance. , quite let a person feel thirsty.
However, when Garuda saw him like this, the corners of his eyes twitched, "No... no, thank you."
"Oh my family, what's there to be shy about? It's said that my brother loved you the most before. How about it, I'll give you the fattest leg. Don't say uncle doesn't love you, second nephew!"
Garuda: "..."
Garuda took the roasted rabbit legs, and couldn't help but glanced at the sky, fearing that in the next second, a hundred thousand thunder kalpas would strike from the colorless sky, smashing himself into coke on the spot.
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When the phoenix broke its shell, the nine heavens and ten earths trembled. Except for the strange astronomical phenomena in the human world that caused many speculations, the other five realms were immediately informed of the news.
Zhou Hui, who was closest to the scene of the accident, put Little Phoenix in his arms at that time, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly felt like he had forgotten something. Looking back, he saw Zhang Ershao lying behind him with his butt pouted, Press your face tightly to the soil, and cover your ears tightly with your hands.
Zhou Hui's mood was indescribable, and he tremblingly asked after a while, "Buddha, what are you doing?"
"Is the shell broken?"
"It's broken."
"Is my brother out?"
"It's out."
Zhang Shun breathed a sigh of relief, carefully raised one eye, and after confirming that there was no danger, he got up in a disheveled manner, and sat down on the ground: "Why the hell did the shell break out suddenly? I should have brought a sound-proof gas mask with me! This is simply a soul attack, what if another demon is created?! I will never make the same mistake as last time again!"
Zhou Hui: "..."
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Zhou Hui hugged his wet newborn wife, with a real golden Buddha pendant Ershun hanging on his lap, and moved home step by step with difficulty.His original plan was to sweep the Buddha out respectfully and respectfully in two days... and send him out respectfully, in case Mount Sumeru came down to dignitary; Jia, the Phoenix Ming King who sent the Buddha back to the colorless sky with his own hands was too deterrent, Mount Sumeru really didn't dare to make a mistake, not even a single person came to visit.
When Zhang Shun saw it, he immediately had the hope of running towards a new life, so he stayed at Zhou's house sternly and refused to leave.In order to show his sincerity, he took the initiative to take on the heavy responsibility of cooking, washing dishes, and cleaning housework, and immediately showed the outdoor barbecue skills he had studied for his younger sister.
Then on the third day, Garuda, who sensed his mother's birth in the human world, traveled all the way to Mount Buzhou, and when he entered the door and saw his mother, he knelt down.
Zhou Hui had a psychological shadow on his son. Originally, his first reaction was to pack Garuda and throw it out, but as the saying goes, the blood relationship buried deep in the soul (...) is inseparable, Zhang Ershao Hello, my good brothers, I took Garuda's shoulders and welcomed him in.
Even my brother-in-law has entered the door, so I can't stop my son from entering outside.Zhou Hui had no choice but to spread out in the corner of the room with Little Phoenix in his arms, reluctantly saying "Fortunately the real debt collector hasn't come yet" as his last comfort.
——Unexpectedly, the last luck was soon broken.
A week after the little phoenix broke its shell, Maha finally came from the sea of blood, and when he entered the door, he tried to take his mother away, almost causing another bloody murder of father and son.
As for why it took a week for Maha to arrive, the reason is also very simple—when the phoenix broke its shell, it generated huge energy, swept across the sea of blood like a hurricane, and forcibly pressed the roaring sea water into a flat surface; Maha couldn't dodge in time, was directly pushed into the water, and instantly choked and fainted for a whole week.
When this group of people gathered together in Buzhou Mountain, it was like a battleground in the three worlds of gods and demons, and the cabin would be knocked down once a day.Every evening at [-]:[-] p.m., Maha attacked Zhou Hui to resist, and then began to kill his father and son; Jialou crossed his legs and chanted Buddha, looking at the Buddha who was very busy by the campfire, and deeply felt that one day he would He was chopped into meat by God's punishment.
After a long time, Zhou Hui finally felt that this was not going to work.
Not to mention that Jialouluo has to work hard every day to help rebuild the house, but Little Phoenix is in the fire and water every day, and all he sees are violent scenes of heavy taste, which is too bad for growth and development.
Zhou Hui finally decided to knock Maha unconscious and sink into the sea of blood, then move his family and bring Little Phoenix back to the human world.
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The plane moved forward smoothly through the clouds. In the business class, the stewardess pushed the dining car and asked politely, "Xiansen, would you like chili beef tenderloin rice or tomato baked pasta?"
"no, thanks."
Garuda showed a pair of indifferent eyes from under the bandage, staring at the black rubber-like jerky in the cloth bag in front of him, bowed his head and took a bite.
Airline stewardess:"……"
What is this guy doing? Is he a terrorist? Could it be a plastic bomb? The stewardess left in a mess.
"Hi Xiansen, would you like chili beef tenderloin rice or tomato baked pasta?"
"Why is there no first class on your flight? The seat is too small and uncomfortable, and the movie is from last year, which is too disingenuous. Well, garlic baked lobster can be paired with a Hugel&Fils 2000 Riesling SGN. ...What, no? 650g crayfish is fine too. Or not? Is there always orange French foie gras with toast? What, then what do you have?"
"Xiansen, we only have beef tenderloin rice or baked pasta."
Zhang Ershao pulled down the Bulgari sunglasses, revealing the deep eyebrows and eyes that crackled like a movie star, and he reluctantly said for a while: "I haven't eaten for a long time, how about it, three servings of each item."
Airline stewardess:"……"
The lunch boxes on the dinner plate were piled up like a hill, and the plane food exuded an indescribably strong smell, which strongly stimulated Zhang Shun's stomach that hadn't eaten normal food from the human world for several months.
Zhang Ershao nodded contentedly, and slipped a tip of 200 yuan into the stewardess' hands.
"First... Xiansen, chilli beef tenderloin rice or tomato baked pasta?"
Zhou Hui turned his head to look at his brother-in-law and second son who were both very satisfied, and then at the stewardess who was fluttering in the wind, and said politely, "A glass of milk."
"……what?"
"Put the sugar in, warm it up, and serve it in a glass."
The stewardess couldn't imagine it would be so easy this time, she pushed the dining car away in disbelief, and came back after a while to bring Zhou Hui a glass of fresh milk.
Zhou Hui took a sip and was very satisfied: "Thank you."
The stewardess suddenly felt that she had met a normal person, and she couldn't help but blush at Zhou Hui's handsome and compelling smile.Just as he was about to say you're welcome, Zhou Hui stood up with the milk in his hand, walked straight into the restroom on the plane, and closed the door.
Airline stewardess:"……"
The stewardess petrified inch by inch in the wind.What is this man doing on the plane? !
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In the bathroom, Zhou Hui put the milk glass on the counter, and then a little furry head came out of his pocket, chirping, flapping its little wings twice, and stood tremblingly by the glass.
"Chirp - chirp!"
Little Phoenix began to bow his head to peck at the milk, and Zhou Hui pinched the back of the little bird's neck carefully with two fingers, lest it would fall into the cup if it got too engrossed.
This kind of accident happened once while breastfeeding at the airport. At that time, little Phoenix's paws were tender, and her chubby body couldn't stand firmly, and fell into the milk with a snap.Before Zhou Hui had time to scoop it up, the little phoenix flew out of the cup screaming, and the milk sprayed everywhere, instantly splashing a suspicious white liquid on Zhou Hui's face.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp..." On the plane, Little Phoenix rubbed Zhou Hui's fingers with his tender beak, then lowered his head and continued to peck, and then hiccupped a little.
Zhou Hui picked up the little phoenix and kissed its warm and fine soft feathers.
The day before he left Mount Sumeru, Venerable Bhati visited in the middle of the night, and admitted that half a month ago he was transferred to the channel between the two worlds of gods and demons, and that he was the one who prompted Zhou Hui to go to the colorless sky to visit the Buddha—— Zhang Shun I was very grateful and insisted on having breakfast with Venerable Bhati, but the latter refused in a hurry.
Zhou Hui didn't care too much about Venerable Bhati's petty calculations. He had already accumulated a lot of questions about raising the little phoenix, and even Tiandao Zhihu couldn't find the answer, so he happened to catch Venerable Bati and started asking.In fact, Bati doesn't know much about the growth process of the young phoenixes—the little phoenixes were all raised by Sakyamuni in the Glacier Temple back then, and it was difficult for the venerables to even see each other, let alone participating in it; but the venerables I tried my best to recall the past tens of thousands of years ago, and I still provided a few valuable opinions.
The first is that there is no need to feed food specially. The phoenix is a divine bird of ancient times and a product of heaven and earth. When it wants to eat, it will find something that suits its heart. If it really doesn't eat, it doesn't matter for ten or twenty years.
The second is that the phoenix has just broken its shell and its intelligence has not yet opened, just like a baby bird that has just been born. Now it is completely instinctive to get close to whom and not to be close to whom.As for whether the memory of the previous life can be restored, that is something that God cannot say for sure.
Zhou Hui was slightly sad, and asked: "Then when will he regain his sanity?"
"When the phoenix transforms into form, spiritual wisdom will naturally open up." Venerable Bhati smiled slightly, and said: "As for how many years it will take to transform into form, I really can't say... Among the ancient mythical beasts, there are tens of thousands of years that are different. The white tiger that transforms into form, and the unicorn that transforms as soon as it hits the ground, can only be said to depend on Phoenix's own willingness to transform into form, so Master Zhou might as well...just let it happen."
Zhou Hui held the little phoenix in the palm of his hand, raised it up to his eyes, and looked into its round, bright black eyes.
"You won't make me wait too long, will you?" Zhou Hui whispered.
Little Fenghuang tilted his head, completely unable to understand what the handsome man in front of him was talking about, his expression was full of confusion.
However, its eyes lit up a few seconds later, as if it had thought of a solution to the problem, so it stretched its neck and moved forward, flapped its little wings, and rubbed the corner of Zhou Hui's mouth affectionately with its tender beak.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp!" Little Phoenix said contentedly.
Zhou Hui touched the top of its small head with a finger, and although there was still sadness in his eyes, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
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The plane landed slowly in Beijing.
Half an hour later, Zhou Hui, with sunglasses, leather boots, a black motorcycle leather jacket, his wife in his pocket, and his second son and brother-in-law behind him, stepped out of the Capital Airport like a Hollywood superstar walking a red carpet.
Someone had already parked his car at the entrance of the parking lot. Zhou Hui stood in front of the shiny black Mulsanne, holding the key in one hand and pointing at the domineering LOGO on the front of the car with the other, solemnly saying: "My wife, This is our family's car, bought two years ago, worth XXX million... From now on, it will be your milk powder money! Do you know!"
Little Phoenix popped out of his breast pocket, and looked up and down at the huge black car: "... Chirp?"
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, I don't know how much protection fees I have imposed on those monks from Mount Sumeru. Don't think I don't know. Last time he went to the Glacier Temple to live for two months. Before leaving Damn, I stole a big bag..." Zhang Shun slammed the car door, and was about to complain to Garuda, when he suddenly saw Garuda with a calm expression on his face, "—Huh? You don't Do you think this idiot is too much?"
"……fine."
"What do you mean?! That's the Glacier Temple! It's like an illegal building! Even the gold nuggets in the parquet floor were taken out and transported away. Bati said it's no wonder he ran so fast before leaving. You can't even catch up with people! You still think 'it's okay'?!"
"..." Garuda turned his head on the back seat of the car and finally admitted: "This behavior itself is wrong."
Zhang Shun was about to agree, but he said again: "But, I am his heir, so..."
Garuda shrugged, making a natural expression.
"..." The corner of Zhang Shun's mouth twitched, and countless muddy horses roared past the Buddha's heart.
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Zhou Hui finally drove back to the special office of Guoan with ease, parked the car downstairs of the familiar gray building, and looked at the gate of the unit through the car window.
There are two guards standing guard with guns at the door. Above the cement steps, the inconspicuous glass door is open, which is no different from the door of any office in Beijing.
"My wife, this is where we earn money at work." Zhou Hui stroked Little Phoenix's head, with deep emotion in his tone: "Although you don't actually make much money here, five social insurances and one housing fund are deducted from wages. It’s not enough to buy you two bags of high-end custard bird biscuits from France; but here are our friends and brothers, and people we have fought together. The important thing is that they will not give up on you when they are in danger , will not betray you in the face of temptation..."
Little Phoenix listened quietly, as if realizing something.
On the back seat, both Zhang Shun and Jialou Luo had expressions of emotion in their eyes.
"What's more, it's very smooth that they joined forces with you to blackmail, do private work, and lure the boss of Shanxi Coal to come to Beijing to ask for a safe talisman!" Zhou Hui said joyfully, "Situ Yingzhi alone sold two dozen this year! You called me the first time and said that there is still 800 million yuan left waiting for me to settle! ——So overall, this job is quite lucrative, and it will be your snack money from now on, my wife!"
Little Phoenix didn't understand, but she felt very happy seeing Zhou Hui happy, and flew to Zhou Hui's shoulder with a swipe and loudly agreed: "Chirp chirp! Chirp chirp chirp! Chirp chirp chirp!"
On the rear seat, the jaws of Zhang Shun and Jialou Luo hit the ground at the same time.
Zhou Hui kicked the car door and got out of the car with arrogance, as if he had just stepped on Afghanistan, punched Iraq, flattened the Pentagon and Buckingham Palace, and turned MI[-] into white ground. The two guards on duty walked into the gate of the unit with straight eyes.
"Comrades—!"
There was a loud roar, and the whole building shook a few times, and everyone ran to the corridor on the second floor to look down.
I saw Zhou Hui standing in the middle of the hall on the first floor, taking off his sunglasses and throwing away, holding up the golden and red little phoenix with both hands, his handsome face was extremely arrogant: "Comrades, hello everyone! I have brought Feng Si back!"
"Long time no see! Did you miss me—"
Zhang Shun saw Zhou Hui's expression as if he was about to roll up his sleeves and pounce on him to give him a meal of fried shredded pork with a belt, and immediately slipped out with his head in his arms.In the end, when I slipped halfway, I suddenly realized that I was already a Buddha. Why should I be afraid of being beaten by the top bosses that can be counted in nine days and ten places?
So he immediately coughed, and turned back in a hurry: "Wait, Comrade Zhou Hui, you must have a little basic respect for the highest religious leaders of the six realms. When you see me, you must..."
With a loud bang, Zhang Shun fell face to face, and Zhou Hui shyly withdrew his fist.
Half an hour later, on the pure gold steps at the entrance of the Buddhist hall, Zhang Shun squatted there like a big horse monkey, tears streaming down his face, holding his root soft China.
"Since you have smoke all over you," he choked up, "Why don't you have a lighter?!"
Zhou Hui: "...I quit smoking for a long time. You just have to smell it, don't cry, my dear."
Poor Zhang Ershao grew up with rich clothes and fine food, nice cars and BMWs, and he could call a group of young models and young masters back to have a happy party when he was fine. The greatest pain in life was just being scolded by his brother by his ear. One of the happiest rich second generations in China.
Now, once he ascends to heaven and becomes the boss, he has to eat or drink every day, so he can only stay in the empty Buddhist hall and count his own hairs. The only fun is to watch the DVD of Gongdou drama, and it’s not Blu-ray. .
Buddha's life is bleak, but that's all.
Zhou Hui said: "Don't think I don't know, you're just like that idiot kid Shenwan Tiansi, who even read comics and fantasizes that you have a two-dimensional harem. It's just life. Why don't you go down to the world?"
"I can't go down!" Zhang Shun broke down and said, "Do you think I haven't tried it? The old men at Mount Sumeru sent someone to guard the passage 24 hours a day. When they saw me, they knelt down and begged me to go up quickly." Go to the west! If there is another demon coming out, I won’t be able to hurt you! Those monks are all tall and muscular, standing there with the vajra, looking like the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple!— —Do you know that I spent a lot of money to bribe Venerable Bati to get this DVD? Is it easy for me, a top student majoring in biology, to fiddle with generators all day long?! Relying on relatives being Buddhas, it seems like they are grabbing 110 yuan one by one, have you ever thought that the young master has no wifi, no signal, and is so hungry and thirsty that he has even watched [-] seven times?!"
"..." Zhou Hui asked: "But shouldn't you be pure-hearted, without joy or sorrow..."
"Wine and meat have passed through the heart of the Buddha, don't you know? What if I go to the world to experience life? Don't think I don't know. When my brother knelt for 1000 years, his mind was full of love. Why can't I?!"
Zhang Shun's spiritual consciousness as a Buddha has probably been thrown into an unknown dimension, and the personality cultivated during the 20 years of living in the human world occupies an absolutely dominant position.Zhou Hui looked him up and down, and couldn't imagine him sitting on the lotus throne receiving incense from believers, so the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Where's my brother?" Zhang Shun looked up expectantly: "When will my brother hatch and when will he come to save me?"
Zhou Hui took out the egg from his pocket and said coldly, "Thanks to you, it's here."
Zhang Shun took it carefully, observed all directions for a while, up, down, left, and right, and then squinted at the light, as if he really wanted to see what's inside through the eggshell.
But he saw nothing for a long time, so he could only shake his head and said: "I don't know how to hatch it, it seems that the phoenix jade embryo is a spiritual thing of heaven and earth, and when it thinks it's okay, then... come out by itself."
Zhou Hui asked: "Is there any way to make him feel that he can do it now?"
"I don't know, I have never hatched an egg."
"Aren't you a Buddha? Can't you think of a way to solve the problem now?"
"Sister-in-law," Zhang Shun looked at Zhou Hui earnestly, and said earnestly, "I'm going to teach you a common sense that has been wrongly propagated by false Buddhas for tens of thousands of years—the phoenix is a fusion of heaven and earth, and it is not the same as our Heavenly Way Buddhism." Systematic, just like the Sanqing of Taoism and Mary Su, the Virgin of Christ...Maria is not in the same system as us, understand? The Hunan Provincial Health Department issued an official document asking the Guangdong Provincial People's Hospital to strengthen prevention and control during the flu season. Do you think people will listen? ?"
Zhou Hui: "..."
"Strictly speaking, it is very inappropriate to add the honorary title of King Ming to Fenghuang. It is no different from forcibly appointing the prime minister of another country as the Minister of Agriculture of our country. But one more honorary title and one more salary. Sister-in-law, you can go to Mount Sumeru to find Venerable Bhati. Money, it is right for me to pay the bride price for my brother..."
Zhou Hui said coldly, "Who do you call sister-in-law?"
The two looked at each other for a moment, and Zhang Shun faltered: "...I called for fun."
Zhou Hui just gave up, grabbed the phoenix egg, turned around and left.In the end, before taking two steps, Zhang Shun frantically rushed over and hugged his thigh to stop him: "Wait! Brother, you are my own brother! Where are you going?"
"go home."
"Don't! Stay and talk to me for a while! I'll show you The Legend of Zhen Huan! Can I hatch your eggs for you?"
Zhou Hui said: "No, no, Buddha, you are already a big child, you have to learn to leave your family and take care of yourself. When a human child is your age...what are you doing! Let me go! Molested!"
Zhou Hui struggled to push Zhang Shun away from his thigh, and in a blink of an eye Zhang Shun rushed up again, crying bitterly. While struggling, he heard a "stab—" and Zhou Hui's trouser legs were torn in half from the middle.
Zhang Shun: "..."
Zhou Hui: "..."
Zhou Hui was furious: "Zhang Shun! I went to the colorless sky and went to the prison and my pants were ripped. What if someone saw it! Tell me how to explain it to your brother in the future! You stupid child!" Walk.
Zhang Shun cried and howled and rushed over: "Don't! Stay and talk to me for a while! Do you know all kinds of loneliness, emptiness and coldness in this ghost place? Why didn't I feel it before? How could I be honest in this place before? Waiting for tens of thousands of years without knowing how to run?!"
Zhou Hui said, "Don't be kidding. If you dare to run, be careful that your legs will be broken by the Eighteen Arhats..."
"Then take me away, please! Don't think I don't know that you once said you were going to beat up those monks on Mount Sumeru. You were so arrogant. Be careful when you go out, and I will send you an Armstrong cyclotron jet Jiutianshen!" Brilliant Lightning Tribulation..."
One buddha and one demon tugged at the colorless sky, pulling the corners of their clothes and trouser legs, and their behavior was quite uncivilized.Zhou Hui held his trouser belt with one hand to prevent his trousers from being pulled off, and made a standard bow with his palms together: "Lord Buddha, you have misunderstood. One finger... Let go of me! That's your brother's egg! Be careful to drop it!"
"Ouch!"
With a clatter, the phoenix egg slipped out of the chaos and fell to the ground, and Gu Lulu rolled forward.
"Eggs! My brother's eggs!"
"That's your brother's embryo. Eggs usually refer to men's..." Feeling confused, Zhou Hui ran to pick up the eggs, but was staggered by Zhang Shun who was rushing to pick them up at the same time.
In just a few seconds, the phoenix egg followed Zhou Hui's path and rolled to the distance as if with divine knowledge, and came straight to the entrance of the passage.
It was unknown when it was re-opened, and it directly connected to the entrance of Hell Buzhou Mountain.
Zhang Shun suddenly realized something, and his face changed suddenly: "——Quick, quick! Go and pick it up!"
Zhou Hui ran wildly, his whole body was like a sharp arrow off the string, but it was already too late.
In the next second, the phoenix egg gently fell into the passage.
Zhou Hui: "..."
Zhang Shun: "..."
The two looked at each other, as if struck by lightning, time seemed to stand still for an instant, and each saw the tragic scene of the eggshell shattering and yellow flowing all over the ground in the other's eyes.
"You stay on top!" Zhou Hui was the first to react, and quickly jumped towards the passage.
Zhang Shun rushed to the entrance of the passage, struggling to see the bizarre and different-dimensional scene inside.
According to past experience, as long as he jumps down, he will be teleported directly to Mount Sumeru, and then the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple stand in front of him, kneel down in unison with a bang, and the mountain shouts: "May the Buddha enjoy the bliss in the colorless sky." !"...
But since even Zhou Hui has come, does it mean that the direction of the tunnel has changed?
To jump, or not to jump?
If you go to Mount Sumeru to face those old monks again, this outfit will definitely be talked about to death. Maybe the old monks will explode and rebound under the stimulation. It really becomes a golden Buddha who remains motionless and enjoys bliss...
But if the direction of the channel really changes, now is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
As long as they stick to Zhou Hui's hell demon, the people at Mount Sumeru will not dare to chatter, and they will hide in the human world and come back after dozens or hundreds of years...
If you don't enter the tiger's lair, how can you catch a tiger cub, and if you don't want your daughter-in-law to be able to catch the hooligan?Zhang Shun looked at the passageway symbolizing freedom, gritted his teeth and jumped!
The next moment, the wind whizzed in my ears, and the sense of weightlessness made my eyes black, and the time seemed to be elongated and stopped in the space dislocation, followed by a "bang!".
Hell, Buzhou Mountain, Zhang Shun fell on the wet and rough ground of the valley, his butt hurt like eight petals split.
He looked around at the dark red bushes and the light gray mist, and could hardly believe that he had such good luck.
"Zhou...Zhou Hui!" Zhang Shun got up staggeringly, pushed aside the bushes and shouted, "Zhou Hui! How is my brother?!"
Zhang Shun's voice stopped abruptly, and not far away, the huge devil's eye of hell covered the entire valley, emitting a slight blood-red halo.On the huge protruding rock next to the magic eye, Zhou Hui was standing there motionless, with his back turned to him, and no expression could be seen on his face.
"Zhou Hui! What's wrong, my brother's egg is not broken, is it?!"
Zhang Shun jumped out of the bushes, walked through the slippery valley due to the mist, ran behind Zhou Hui, staggered to a stop, raised his eyes and was stunned.
I saw that the phoenix egg fell on a sharp rock at the edge of the magic eye, and it had already cracked. The tortoise crack was extending and expanding along the opening. With a slight but very clear cracking sound, it was about to crack. .
"..." Zhang Shun's voice was trembling: "Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Hui, it's going to be broken..."
Zhou Hui stared helplessly at the unbroken egg, and couldn't see anything else.His mind was blank, his breathing stopped completely, and his heart hit the throat one after another, because it was so intense that it even caused severe pain of throat blockage.
Click.
Click.
The eggshells cracked piece by piece, fine powder fell to the ground, and the cracks became bigger and bigger.
In just a few seconds, it seems as long as a century has passed. In the almost suffocating stillness, the eggshell made a clear and crisp sound.
At that moment, there was a clear whistle in the valley, in the jungle, and in the depths of the endless mountains in the distance, like thousands of birds singing at the same time, spreading their wings and rushing to the sky.Immediately afterwards, multicolored rays of light fell from the sky and the earth, and the golden bells of the Sanskrit sound rang together. The huge and pure energy impact centered on the phoenix jade embryo, spread in all directions, and within a few seconds, even forced the boiling blood sea in the distance into Wanli Plane.
Nine heavens and ten earths, all things bow their heads.
There is only this unique phoenix jade embryo left in the world, which blooms into a halo that spreads out layer by layer like a lotus flower, and then shatters into thousands of pieces!
Everything that was shown in front of Sakyamuni tens of thousands of years ago is finally reenacted completely in front of Zhou Hui at this moment.
The next moment, heaven and earth celestial music resounded through the sky, and the rays of light disappeared in an uproar!
A small outline loomed in the lingering halo. Zhou Hui almost trembled and took half a step forward, kneeling on one knee with his legs bent softly.
"Chirp - chirp... chirp -"
A wet baby bird stood in the cracked eggshell, golden red all over, with sparse feathers, looking at the world with round, bright black eyes, full of naive doubts.
It tilted its head, shaking its small wings covered with young fur, and then saw Zhou Hui who was closest to him.
"..."
Zhou Hui opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a single word. After a long while, he made a hoarse and even weird voice: "Feng... Phoenix..."
Little Phoenix remained motionless, staring at the man with a handsome face and a devilish breath that he saw for the first time after he was born. After a while, he took a trembling step and fell out of the semicircular eggshell.
Zhou Hui had already forgotten everything, and he didn't even remember to reach out to help.When it took him several seconds to react, Little Phoenix had already struggled to get up, stumbled and fell, and rushed to Zhou Hui, spreading his wet little wings to him: "Chirp—"
Zhou Hui stretched out his hand as if in a dream, Little Phoenix immediately staggered onto his palm and curled up into a fluffy ball.
"Phoenix..." Zhou Hui murmured, even his lips trembled violently when he spoke.
"You...you are back, my Phoenix..."
Little Phoenix nestled in Zhou Hui's palm, gently rubbing the rough lines of his palm with the tender red beak.
Zhou Hui lowered his head and kissed its chubby body, hot tears ran down his cheeks, soaking the soft and fine young hair on its body.Little Phoenix seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, but still obediently did not move, and rubbed his head down on Zhou Hui's face soaked in tears, as if it was a tender touch.
"I...I miss you very much," Zhou Hui choked up and said:
"Welcome back, my dear Phoenix."
Chapter 70 Boss Zhou punched the FBI and stepped on MI6, like the People's Heroes Volunteer Army, returning home in triumph
A week later, in the small courtyard of Zhou's family in Buzhou Mountain.
"Mother——!!!"
Maha was like a steamroller surrounded by gunfire, rampaging and riding Juechen, and Garuda, who was too late to dodge in an instant, flew from the bedroom to the living room, and then half-kneeled in front of the bed, and grabbed the chirping little bird cub .
"Mother——!!!!!!"
Little Phoenix screamed in fear, and the next second Maha put his head into his pocket, turned around and ran out.At this time, Zhou Hui happened to come in from the outside, bumped into him head-on, and immediately stopped him with his sword drawn: "Where are you going? Stop for me!"
The Peacock Daming King didn't say a word of nonsense, and a roaring golden red fire dragon spewed out from his pocket: "You count that onion again, let me get out of the way—!"
Ping ping pong, ping ping pong.
The cabin was trembling, the cliff was shaking.Black smoke rose into the sky, and birds and beasts in a radius of ten miles fled.
Zhou Hui and the eldest son confronted each other fiercely, and suddenly there was a sharp chirping sound from the flames, and the little phoenix was seen with tears in his eyes, desperately fluttering his little wings, which had not yet had a few feathers, stumbling across the battlefield and rushing towards Zhou Hui, bumping into Zhou Hui. Hui's chest pocket did not move.
"What's the matter? Are you scared?" Zhou Hui immediately ran out, clutching his pockets tightly like a victorious general.Maha was furious behind him, calling, "Zhou Hui, don't take advantage of others, are you trying to suffocate mother to death like this!" While holding up two swords, he chased out, and on the way, Garuda, who had managed to get up with great difficulty, was caught again. crashed out of the house.
"..." Garuda slowly got up from the ground, looked at Maha who was chasing his father everywhere in the gunpowder, sighed again, and sat cross-legged on the stone.
"Honey, would you like a rabbit's leg?" Er Shao Zhang was wearing an apron, standing by the campfire and waving enthusiastically. In front of him were two hares simmering on the flames.His outdoor grilling posture is quite professional. After a few rounds of roasting on an open fire, a layer of salt is applied, and then a few more rounds of rotation are applied with a layer of spices. This process is repeated several times, and the taste penetrates into the meat. When it is almost cooked, the meat is full of fragrance. , quite let a person feel thirsty.
However, when Garuda saw him like this, the corners of his eyes twitched, "No... no, thank you."
"Oh my family, what's there to be shy about? It's said that my brother loved you the most before. How about it, I'll give you the fattest leg. Don't say uncle doesn't love you, second nephew!"
Garuda: "..."
Garuda took the roasted rabbit legs, and couldn't help but glanced at the sky, fearing that in the next second, a hundred thousand thunder kalpas would strike from the colorless sky, smashing himself into coke on the spot.
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When the phoenix broke its shell, the nine heavens and ten earths trembled. Except for the strange astronomical phenomena in the human world that caused many speculations, the other five realms were immediately informed of the news.
Zhou Hui, who was closest to the scene of the accident, put Little Phoenix in his arms at that time, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly felt like he had forgotten something. Looking back, he saw Zhang Ershao lying behind him with his butt pouted, Press your face tightly to the soil, and cover your ears tightly with your hands.
Zhou Hui's mood was indescribable, and he tremblingly asked after a while, "Buddha, what are you doing?"
"Is the shell broken?"
"It's broken."
"Is my brother out?"
"It's out."
Zhang Shun breathed a sigh of relief, carefully raised one eye, and after confirming that there was no danger, he got up in a disheveled manner, and sat down on the ground: "Why the hell did the shell break out suddenly? I should have brought a sound-proof gas mask with me! This is simply a soul attack, what if another demon is created?! I will never make the same mistake as last time again!"
Zhou Hui: "..."
·
Zhou Hui hugged his wet newborn wife, with a real golden Buddha pendant Ershun hanging on his lap, and moved home step by step with difficulty.His original plan was to sweep the Buddha out respectfully and respectfully in two days... and send him out respectfully, in case Mount Sumeru came down to dignitary; Jia, the Phoenix Ming King who sent the Buddha back to the colorless sky with his own hands was too deterrent, Mount Sumeru really didn't dare to make a mistake, not even a single person came to visit.
When Zhang Shun saw it, he immediately had the hope of running towards a new life, so he stayed at Zhou's house sternly and refused to leave.In order to show his sincerity, he took the initiative to take on the heavy responsibility of cooking, washing dishes, and cleaning housework, and immediately showed the outdoor barbecue skills he had studied for his younger sister.
Then on the third day, Garuda, who sensed his mother's birth in the human world, traveled all the way to Mount Buzhou, and when he entered the door and saw his mother, he knelt down.
Zhou Hui had a psychological shadow on his son. Originally, his first reaction was to pack Garuda and throw it out, but as the saying goes, the blood relationship buried deep in the soul (...) is inseparable, Zhang Ershao Hello, my good brothers, I took Garuda's shoulders and welcomed him in.
Even my brother-in-law has entered the door, so I can't stop my son from entering outside.Zhou Hui had no choice but to spread out in the corner of the room with Little Phoenix in his arms, reluctantly saying "Fortunately the real debt collector hasn't come yet" as his last comfort.
——Unexpectedly, the last luck was soon broken.
A week after the little phoenix broke its shell, Maha finally came from the sea of blood, and when he entered the door, he tried to take his mother away, almost causing another bloody murder of father and son.
As for why it took a week for Maha to arrive, the reason is also very simple—when the phoenix broke its shell, it generated huge energy, swept across the sea of blood like a hurricane, and forcibly pressed the roaring sea water into a flat surface; Maha couldn't dodge in time, was directly pushed into the water, and instantly choked and fainted for a whole week.
When this group of people gathered together in Buzhou Mountain, it was like a battleground in the three worlds of gods and demons, and the cabin would be knocked down once a day.Every evening at [-]:[-] p.m., Maha attacked Zhou Hui to resist, and then began to kill his father and son; Jialou crossed his legs and chanted Buddha, looking at the Buddha who was very busy by the campfire, and deeply felt that one day he would He was chopped into meat by God's punishment.
After a long time, Zhou Hui finally felt that this was not going to work.
Not to mention that Jialouluo has to work hard every day to help rebuild the house, but Little Phoenix is in the fire and water every day, and all he sees are violent scenes of heavy taste, which is too bad for growth and development.
Zhou Hui finally decided to knock Maha unconscious and sink into the sea of blood, then move his family and bring Little Phoenix back to the human world.
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The plane moved forward smoothly through the clouds. In the business class, the stewardess pushed the dining car and asked politely, "Xiansen, would you like chili beef tenderloin rice or tomato baked pasta?"
"no, thanks."
Garuda showed a pair of indifferent eyes from under the bandage, staring at the black rubber-like jerky in the cloth bag in front of him, bowed his head and took a bite.
Airline stewardess:"……"
What is this guy doing? Is he a terrorist? Could it be a plastic bomb? The stewardess left in a mess.
"Hi Xiansen, would you like chili beef tenderloin rice or tomato baked pasta?"
"Why is there no first class on your flight? The seat is too small and uncomfortable, and the movie is from last year, which is too disingenuous. Well, garlic baked lobster can be paired with a Hugel&Fils 2000 Riesling SGN. ...What, no? 650g crayfish is fine too. Or not? Is there always orange French foie gras with toast? What, then what do you have?"
"Xiansen, we only have beef tenderloin rice or baked pasta."
Zhang Ershao pulled down the Bulgari sunglasses, revealing the deep eyebrows and eyes that crackled like a movie star, and he reluctantly said for a while: "I haven't eaten for a long time, how about it, three servings of each item."
Airline stewardess:"……"
The lunch boxes on the dinner plate were piled up like a hill, and the plane food exuded an indescribably strong smell, which strongly stimulated Zhang Shun's stomach that hadn't eaten normal food from the human world for several months.
Zhang Ershao nodded contentedly, and slipped a tip of 200 yuan into the stewardess' hands.
"First... Xiansen, chilli beef tenderloin rice or tomato baked pasta?"
Zhou Hui turned his head to look at his brother-in-law and second son who were both very satisfied, and then at the stewardess who was fluttering in the wind, and said politely, "A glass of milk."
"……what?"
"Put the sugar in, warm it up, and serve it in a glass."
The stewardess couldn't imagine it would be so easy this time, she pushed the dining car away in disbelief, and came back after a while to bring Zhou Hui a glass of fresh milk.
Zhou Hui took a sip and was very satisfied: "Thank you."
The stewardess suddenly felt that she had met a normal person, and she couldn't help but blush at Zhou Hui's handsome and compelling smile.Just as he was about to say you're welcome, Zhou Hui stood up with the milk in his hand, walked straight into the restroom on the plane, and closed the door.
Airline stewardess:"……"
The stewardess petrified inch by inch in the wind.What is this man doing on the plane? !
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In the bathroom, Zhou Hui put the milk glass on the counter, and then a little furry head came out of his pocket, chirping, flapping its little wings twice, and stood tremblingly by the glass.
"Chirp - chirp!"
Little Phoenix began to bow his head to peck at the milk, and Zhou Hui pinched the back of the little bird's neck carefully with two fingers, lest it would fall into the cup if it got too engrossed.
This kind of accident happened once while breastfeeding at the airport. At that time, little Phoenix's paws were tender, and her chubby body couldn't stand firmly, and fell into the milk with a snap.Before Zhou Hui had time to scoop it up, the little phoenix flew out of the cup screaming, and the milk sprayed everywhere, instantly splashing a suspicious white liquid on Zhou Hui's face.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp..." On the plane, Little Phoenix rubbed Zhou Hui's fingers with his tender beak, then lowered his head and continued to peck, and then hiccupped a little.
Zhou Hui picked up the little phoenix and kissed its warm and fine soft feathers.
The day before he left Mount Sumeru, Venerable Bhati visited in the middle of the night, and admitted that half a month ago he was transferred to the channel between the two worlds of gods and demons, and that he was the one who prompted Zhou Hui to go to the colorless sky to visit the Buddha—— Zhang Shun I was very grateful and insisted on having breakfast with Venerable Bhati, but the latter refused in a hurry.
Zhou Hui didn't care too much about Venerable Bhati's petty calculations. He had already accumulated a lot of questions about raising the little phoenix, and even Tiandao Zhihu couldn't find the answer, so he happened to catch Venerable Bati and started asking.In fact, Bati doesn't know much about the growth process of the young phoenixes—the little phoenixes were all raised by Sakyamuni in the Glacier Temple back then, and it was difficult for the venerables to even see each other, let alone participating in it; but the venerables I tried my best to recall the past tens of thousands of years ago, and I still provided a few valuable opinions.
The first is that there is no need to feed food specially. The phoenix is a divine bird of ancient times and a product of heaven and earth. When it wants to eat, it will find something that suits its heart. If it really doesn't eat, it doesn't matter for ten or twenty years.
The second is that the phoenix has just broken its shell and its intelligence has not yet opened, just like a baby bird that has just been born. Now it is completely instinctive to get close to whom and not to be close to whom.As for whether the memory of the previous life can be restored, that is something that God cannot say for sure.
Zhou Hui was slightly sad, and asked: "Then when will he regain his sanity?"
"When the phoenix transforms into form, spiritual wisdom will naturally open up." Venerable Bhati smiled slightly, and said: "As for how many years it will take to transform into form, I really can't say... Among the ancient mythical beasts, there are tens of thousands of years that are different. The white tiger that transforms into form, and the unicorn that transforms as soon as it hits the ground, can only be said to depend on Phoenix's own willingness to transform into form, so Master Zhou might as well...just let it happen."
Zhou Hui held the little phoenix in the palm of his hand, raised it up to his eyes, and looked into its round, bright black eyes.
"You won't make me wait too long, will you?" Zhou Hui whispered.
Little Fenghuang tilted his head, completely unable to understand what the handsome man in front of him was talking about, his expression was full of confusion.
However, its eyes lit up a few seconds later, as if it had thought of a solution to the problem, so it stretched its neck and moved forward, flapped its little wings, and rubbed the corner of Zhou Hui's mouth affectionately with its tender beak.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp!" Little Phoenix said contentedly.
Zhou Hui touched the top of its small head with a finger, and although there was still sadness in his eyes, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
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The plane landed slowly in Beijing.
Half an hour later, Zhou Hui, with sunglasses, leather boots, a black motorcycle leather jacket, his wife in his pocket, and his second son and brother-in-law behind him, stepped out of the Capital Airport like a Hollywood superstar walking a red carpet.
Someone had already parked his car at the entrance of the parking lot. Zhou Hui stood in front of the shiny black Mulsanne, holding the key in one hand and pointing at the domineering LOGO on the front of the car with the other, solemnly saying: "My wife, This is our family's car, bought two years ago, worth XXX million... From now on, it will be your milk powder money! Do you know!"
Little Phoenix popped out of his breast pocket, and looked up and down at the huge black car: "... Chirp?"
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, I don't know how much protection fees I have imposed on those monks from Mount Sumeru. Don't think I don't know. Last time he went to the Glacier Temple to live for two months. Before leaving Damn, I stole a big bag..." Zhang Shun slammed the car door, and was about to complain to Garuda, when he suddenly saw Garuda with a calm expression on his face, "—Huh? You don't Do you think this idiot is too much?"
"……fine."
"What do you mean?! That's the Glacier Temple! It's like an illegal building! Even the gold nuggets in the parquet floor were taken out and transported away. Bati said it's no wonder he ran so fast before leaving. You can't even catch up with people! You still think 'it's okay'?!"
"..." Garuda turned his head on the back seat of the car and finally admitted: "This behavior itself is wrong."
Zhang Shun was about to agree, but he said again: "But, I am his heir, so..."
Garuda shrugged, making a natural expression.
"..." The corner of Zhang Shun's mouth twitched, and countless muddy horses roared past the Buddha's heart.
·
Zhou Hui finally drove back to the special office of Guoan with ease, parked the car downstairs of the familiar gray building, and looked at the gate of the unit through the car window.
There are two guards standing guard with guns at the door. Above the cement steps, the inconspicuous glass door is open, which is no different from the door of any office in Beijing.
"My wife, this is where we earn money at work." Zhou Hui stroked Little Phoenix's head, with deep emotion in his tone: "Although you don't actually make much money here, five social insurances and one housing fund are deducted from wages. It’s not enough to buy you two bags of high-end custard bird biscuits from France; but here are our friends and brothers, and people we have fought together. The important thing is that they will not give up on you when they are in danger , will not betray you in the face of temptation..."
Little Phoenix listened quietly, as if realizing something.
On the back seat, both Zhang Shun and Jialou Luo had expressions of emotion in their eyes.
"What's more, it's very smooth that they joined forces with you to blackmail, do private work, and lure the boss of Shanxi Coal to come to Beijing to ask for a safe talisman!" Zhou Hui said joyfully, "Situ Yingzhi alone sold two dozen this year! You called me the first time and said that there is still 800 million yuan left waiting for me to settle! ——So overall, this job is quite lucrative, and it will be your snack money from now on, my wife!"
Little Phoenix didn't understand, but she felt very happy seeing Zhou Hui happy, and flew to Zhou Hui's shoulder with a swipe and loudly agreed: "Chirp chirp! Chirp chirp chirp! Chirp chirp chirp!"
On the rear seat, the jaws of Zhang Shun and Jialou Luo hit the ground at the same time.
Zhou Hui kicked the car door and got out of the car with arrogance, as if he had just stepped on Afghanistan, punched Iraq, flattened the Pentagon and Buckingham Palace, and turned MI[-] into white ground. The two guards on duty walked into the gate of the unit with straight eyes.
"Comrades—!"
There was a loud roar, and the whole building shook a few times, and everyone ran to the corridor on the second floor to look down.
I saw Zhou Hui standing in the middle of the hall on the first floor, taking off his sunglasses and throwing away, holding up the golden and red little phoenix with both hands, his handsome face was extremely arrogant: "Comrades, hello everyone! I have brought Feng Si back!"
"Long time no see! Did you miss me—"
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