Lantern: Reflection of the Peach Blossoms

"..." Fatty Huang, a rural entrepreneur, said with envy, "Hi Monday, I'm your brother, and my name is Sunday."

Fatty Huang wanted to complain to Boss Chu, but when he turned around, he saw Chu He was walking out in a hurry, and immediately became anxious: "Where are you going? These bastards are coming to cut off your beard! Come back quickly to support the scene." !"

When Chuhe turned his head, he saw that his jaw was tense, and his whole expression was a little strange: "I'll take a step first, and call me later if you have something to do."

Mayor Huang held him tight: "What's going on?"

Chuhe wanted to break free, but it was not easy for a fat man weighing more than 300 kilograms to break free. If he continued to pull, even the few people in the province would pay attention to this side.In desperation, Chuhe had no choice but to hold down Mayor Huang, and said in a low voice, "That Zhou and I are old acquaintances..."

"What? You two have a grudge?"

"I once put a spell on him, that is, within a stick of incense when we meet again, as long as I don't call him, he won't notice me. The time of this stick of incense is for me to run away. I first I went home, and tomorrow you send these people from the province away and come to me again."

The mayor of Huang, Monk Zhang Er, couldn't figure it out, and saw that Chu He had already got away in a hurry and strode out.

"I heard that someone just jumped off the building here, oh, let's find it easily—what, the police have already arrived?" Zhou Yi's enthusiastic voice came from afar: "Oh, next time you have trouble, just call me! I am the most! I like trouble!"

Aida: "..."

"You don't know, being bored in the office all day can fucking suffocate me to death, and I can't wait to stay outside for a few more days after finally going out to work! Oh, by the way, little beauty, you said I met you as soon as I came out You, are we destined?"

Yan Lanyu: "...Mr. Zhou was joking."

"No kidding, no kidding," Zhou Yi said with a smile, "You don't know that I'm very accurate in my straight talk. If I say fate, there must be fate. If there is a good fate, let's talk about it——Hey, Mayor Huang! Stand there in a daze What are you doing! Didn’t you say that you need to select a site for the project? Has this site been selected?”

Mayor Huang's mouth twitched, "...No."

Zhou Yi followed Mayor Huang's gaze to the gate of the construction site, "Then why are you standing still, come and choose."

——In the direction he could see, Chuhe was striding towards the red flag car parked not far away.

Zhou Yi turned his head indifferently as if he hadn't noticed him.

However, at this moment, the police car that was about to leave suddenly stopped in the distance, and the detachment leader hurried down with a phone: "Mr. Chu—"

In the eyes of outsiders, this must be a very funny scene: Zhou Yi, Xiang Tian, ​​and Yan Lanyu confront each other in a three-legged confrontation. At the midpoint of the straight line, he was trying his best to use his huge body to block the eyes that might spot Chuhe on Monday; on the other side, the city police detachment leader was running out of breath while calling Mr. Chu, as if his buttocks were on fire; His movement was so loud that everyone except the above-mentioned ones, including Director Li in the reception office for foreign guests in the province, turned their heads in unison to look in the direction of the Chu River.

"Mr. Chu!" The detachment leader finally grabbed Chu He, not noticing the latter's sudden pale face: "There is an urgent matter for you, Mr. Chu. Just now the branch office received a call to the police. Your home..."

Chuhe interrupted him and kept walking towards the car, "I'm going home now."

"Your house is on fire!" The detachment leader said earnestly: "The city fire department has dispatched to your house. It seems that there are no casualties so far. You don't have to worry!"

Finally, Chuhe couldn't help but said sharply: "I said I'm going back!"

——At this moment, there seemed to be an invisible timer in the void, and the second hand reset to zero with a click.

Looking back on Monday, it seemed as if he had just discovered the movement over there.

"What's going on? Who's there?"

Chu He pushed the team leader with one hand, and stretched out his hand towards the door of the Hongqi car; however, Zhou Yi, who was behind him, frowned, as if he felt something unusual from this familiar figure.

"—Who is that over there?"

Chuhe's hand was already on the car door.

"Stop for me!"

Chuhe's movements stopped in the air, he had already put a hand on his shoulder, and when he turned around, he saw Monday behind him.

Zhou Yi's face looks even more handsome from a close distance, with deep and bright eyes under the high browbones similar to those of Westerners. It is really a charming and affectionate pupil. If it were a Huaichun girl, he was so focused Staring at her for a few seconds, needless to say a word, it is estimated that she has already fallen in love and agreed with her body at this moment.

But Chuhe is very calm, not only calm but also innocent: "Excuse me..."

Zhou Yi stared at his face without blinking, as if he wanted to not only see through his face, but also dig out the brain from his bones.

He was so focused that Mayor Huang was a little scared. Just when he suspected that the little boy from this province had some strange hobbies, Zhou Yi smiled and let Chu He go, saying: "I'm sorry, I'm looking at you from behind. He is very similar to an old friend of mine, I admitted my mistake in a moment of excitement, sorry sorry."

Mayor Huang's mind relaxed, and he couldn't help but said something more: "What old friend?"

Monday is particularly affectionate: "My ex-wife."

Mayor Huang: "..."

Chuhe: "..."

The corners of Mayor Huang's mouth twitched suspiciously: "Xiao Zhou, don't blame me for not being pleasant to speak. Although Mr. Chu is a little thinner, he is still a big man. Your ex-wife looks like him, isn't it too... ..."

"You don't understand, Lao Huang!" Zhou Yi said seriously: "My ex-wife, that is the cinnabar mole on my heart that never fades, the white lotus that never fades! Don't care who he looks like now, even if he looks like you and me I love them all!"

Mayor Huang stopped talking.Judging from the expression on that fat face, he was so messed up in the wind that he couldn't even utter a word.

Chuhe couldn't listen anymore, so he took two steps back and turned to get in the car: "You guys talk first, my house is on fire, so go home first."

Immediately grabbed the car door on Monday: "Where is your home?"

"... Mr. Zhou, please let go."

"Hey—don't let it go, where is your home? Meeting is fate, your house is on fire, how can we not go and see the excitement?"

In an instant, everyone's expressions became flustered like Mayor Huang's. Even the corners of Chu He's eyes twitched and he couldn't help pointing at Yan Lanyu: "Isn't Mr. Zhou's fate supposed to be there?"

"Oh, Mr. Chu, you don't understand this! Fate has a depth! You can look like my ex-wife—although it's like a three or four percent, but the fate between us is deep. It’s gone. Although it’s not like it’s higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea, at least it’s... hey! Don’t go!”

The Hongqi car roared away, and the exhaust sprayed Zhou Yi's face.

"..." Zhou Yi wiped his face, and said helplessly, "I just want to ask him, if his car breaks down..."

Before the words fell, the red flag in front made a loud noise of "Boom!", followed by a burst of white smoke from the front hood of the car, and stopped still.

"... Would you like to sit in our car?" Zhou Yi said innocently.

Mayor Huang had no choice but to get into the awesome black Mulsanne with Chuhe. As for Aida and his party, the Japanese left with the excuse that it was getting late. Before leaving, they agreed to come to the development center tomorrow to discuss the blueprint of the project.

Mayor Huang was puzzled: "How could my car break down?!"

The people in the car did not speak, and several subordinates of their Provincial Foreign Guests Reception Office all acted as gourds.Only Zhou Yi suddenly poked his head over and asked enthusiastically, "Does President Chu have any preference for Hongqi cars?"

Chuhe: "..."

"Then Mr. Chu takes my car, can you still get used to it?"

Chu He tilted his head and put his jaw on one hand, not wanting to talk to him at all.

His subordinates should have gotten used to the habit of convulsions on Mondays, and they all have faces like underground workers.On the other hand, Fatty Huang was mean and couldn't help but sarcastically: "Is the red flag good or not? It's also allocated by the city. It's not as rich as your province. Even the foreign guest office is equipped with nearly tens of millions of luxury cars. How about our small cities on the seventh and eighth lines?" How can it be compared?"

Zhou Yi smiled all over his face: "Hey -- you're off the mark, no matter how much money we have, we can't waste it like this. To be honest, I bought this car by myself, and I spent some money on refitting it, and then put it there. I forgot to open it. They are all old cars for several years..."

"Xiao Zhou's family is also in business?" Mayor Huang, as a fat man who is satisfied with two chickens a day, is feeling pain in his heart at this moment.

"What kind of business do you do? It's all about saving money to live on, and your family may not be as rich as that little Japanese." Zhou Yi turned to Chuhe with a smile on his face, as if he didn't mind Chuhe at all: "We men have a hard life. Working hard at work, and saving money to support his wife and children, his wife has become an ex-wife if he doesn’t pay attention—I didn’t say, why don’t we tie up that little Japanese to blackmail? I think their surname is Aida. Very, maybe I can swindle out 800 billion yuan as alimony for my ex-wife..."

The corner of Mayor Huang's mouth twitched for a while, and he turned to Li Hu with black lines all over his head: "Director Li..."

"Hush," Li Hu moved his butt seemingly inadvertently, sat a little further away from Zhou Yi, and then whispered: "I know what you want to ask, don't ask. Yes, you can just treat him as abnormal... "

·

During the conversation, the car has already arrived in front of Zhang's villa.This place is also quite far from the urban area. The nearby villas occupy a large area and are sparsely located, so no neighbors came out to watch the excitement. Only two fire trucks parked in front of the black smoky bricks. It is water with white bubbles.

The facade of the villa is still intact, but the part of the bedroom in the southeast corner has burned down, and it seems that it will not be rebuilt in three to five months.

A few little maids were shivering on the steps, Zhang Shun and Huang Pian, the two little bastards, were trying their best to comfort them, when they heard the car horn, they turned their heads: "Hey! Brother!"

Chuhe strode forward, raised his hand and was about to slap it down.

Zhang Shun immediately turned his head away: "Brother! You want to hit me?!"

"Mr. Chu! Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!" Huang Pian rushed up to fight when he saw that the situation was not good, "This really has nothing to do with Zhang Shun! Oh, it's all about Master Fang—eh? Uncle?"

Mayor Huang rushed to him, really wanted to kick his useless nephew to the sky: "Why the hell are you here again?!"

"Uncle, listen to my explanation..."

Mayor Huang immediately covered his nephew's mouth and pulled it to the side: "Don't you know that you became a genius after the founding of the People's Republic of China?! It's okay, don't you keep a low profile because you want to die?!"

Huang Pian said with a mournful face, "I really don't blame me, it's that Fang who came up to seek death..."

It turned out that when Huang Pian heard that Zhang's family was haunted by ghosts, she immediately regained her spirits.The little weasel knew that he was a demon since he was born, and he didn't have the same fear of ghosts as ordinary humans. The master invited into Zhang's house.

That Master Fang is quite famous in Hong Kong and Guangdong. It is said that he came to H City to travel around and smelt magic weapons.Needless to say these supernatural things, but he is really good at fortune-telling and exorcising ghosts. Several local rich people have invited him to go to Fengshui one after another. After calculating, the rich family in H City that has never invited Master Fang is the Zhang family. this one.

Although Master Fang is known as an expert in the world, he still wants to eat in the secular world. He has long thought about connecting with the Zhang family's network; After delivering it to the door, Master Fang still couldn't get into Zhang's house.

When Zhang Shun told about the story of a fool who met a ghost, Master Fang thought it would be easy to handle.Zhang's family used to mine, and it is said that many people died when the mine collapsed. Obviously, some unjustly dead ghost came to collect debts, and the matter was over when he was sent away.

So the master entered the Zhang family's mansion in a big way, and walked down in a circle, his back was soaked in cold sweat.

——The feng shui of the Zhang family is a corpse raising array!

Generally, business people will set up a feng shui array to gather wealth and bring prosperity to the family. This is also the meaning of the question.But when the villa of the Zhang family was built, the front window faced the rear window, a sword pierced the middle hall, and a narrow slit was specially opened in the ceiling, which was cut into the sky and turned into a light evil facing the north. Come.What's especially frightening is that Master Zhang Er's brother's bedroom is still on the floor. Most people live here for two or three years, and their households are so frightfully extinct. How can they start a company and do business?

Master Fang wiped off his cold sweat and asked, "Second Young Master, is Elder Brother Ling in poor health?"

Zhang Shun was overjoyed: "Master is worthy of being a master, he even knows this! I said that he has kidney deficiency all day long, and recently there are signs of excessive indulgence..."

If it was changed to Monday, this formation was not called a corpse formation, and he could just set up a deck chair and bask in the sun as a sunbath.If it was Yan Lanyu, she might think about whether the owner of the house had put up this formation on purpose, and whether there was any deep meaning in it, and then quietly retreated away as if she didn't know.

But Master Fang, firstly, he didn't expect Zhang Ershao's brother to be so ruthless that he sacrificed himself to the devil, using his heart and blood to sacrifice to the demon king; Do your own thing.

—and then something bad happened.

"Da, the master just took out the copper coins, paper figurines, and rooster blood, and the paper figurines started to burn... Zhang Shun and I quickly poured water on it, but no matter how we splashed the water, it burned more and more vigorously, and finally the whole bedroom burned. It was burned to ashes..."

Chuhe asked: "Did you burn it in my bedroom?"

Huang Pian nodded timidly.

Chu He took a deep breath, feeling that he was reluctant to resist the urge to beat up the little weasel, turned around and walked to his bedroom, which had become blackened bricks, and sat alone on the ruins.

Zhang Shun hesitated again and again, and walked over tremblingly: "Brother...Brother."

His brother ignored him.

"Brother, beat me up, I didn't mean to..."

Chuhe turned his head away.

Zhang Shun felt even more uncomfortable with him like this.Although he did hate such a cheap brother when he was young and ignorant, and he also felt unacceptable when his father left the inheritance, but all these years, it is false to say that he has no feelings for his brother.

What's more, his brother was very kind to him, he asked for money for money, for a car for a car, although his attitude was a bit cold, but in fact he responded to every request, and he never felt dissatisfied at all.The year his father died, he was ill, and he was taken care of by his elder brother, who didn't even leave home for half a month; when he was young, he fell out of love and was drunk, and his elder brother searched him out in the bar street in the middle of the night, and was arrested. I don't feel disgusted even if I vomit all the dirt all over my body.Millions of Ferraris will be given as long as they want, his brother himself doesn't drive such an expensive car; he enjoys making money every day, his brother is so busy with business that he didn't even find a girlfriend...

"Brother, I really don't dare to do it next time!" Zhang Shun raised his hand and slapped himself hard, but when he was about to slap him a second time, his brother sternly stopped him: "Stop!"

Zhang Shun looked at his brother pitifully, like an abandoned husky.

Chuhe had a weird expression, feeling a little helpless and dumbfounded, kicked his brother away for a while: "Go, go, get out!"

Zhang Shun clutched his buttocks and ran away. He ran for more than ten meters, and he was relieved when he turned around and saw that his brother hadn't chased him.

Zhang Ershao touched his face, confirmed that he was neither swollen nor disfigured, and walked slowly around the ruins to the gate of the villa - the butler was instructing the servants to move things back and forth and count the loss of property.

Mayor Huang and Huang Pian's uncle and nephew stood in the open space, looking at the steps with strange expressions.

Sitting on the steps was a young handsome guy with a handsome face, surrounded by a few young maids with flowers and tender willows, and he was showing them his palm reading: "Your love line is messy, which means that the road of love is twists and turns, and there may be life and death. But don't worry. You can't be away for a few years, you are destined to have a noble son-in-law, and you will have no worries about eating and drinking for three years... What? Having a boy and a girl? Oh, let me tell you that it is better to have a daughter these days. You are in debt with your son, and you will see the end of your life after giving birth to two sons..."

The corner of Zhang Shun's mouth twitched, "...Who is this person?"

As soon as the handsome guy raised his head, he spotted Zhang Shun accurately in the crowd. In an instant, like the People's Red Army meeting the party organization, he rushed excitedly in three steps at a time: "Dear! Kiss, your seal is black and there will be a bloody disaster, come quickly!" Buy a peace talisman here! I'll give you a [-]% discount for the sake of our fate!"

"Are you really sick?" Zhang Shun turned around and left, and then he didn't know what happened, stumbled on the flat ground with his left foot and right foot, and fell face down heavily on the ground with a slap.

Everyone around: "..."

This fall was really hard, and it is not so hard to fall down the stairs.It took Zhang Shun a long time to lift his head from the ground with his head bleeding, only to see two streaks of nosebleeds mixed with snot.

"Great Immortal," Zhang Shun asked with tears streaming down his face, "May I ask the Great Immortal's surname and name, and how much does the Safe Talisman sell for?"

The handsome guy took out a crumpled tissue from his trouser pocket and stuffed it for him, sympathetically said: "I am your brother's friend, and my name is Zhou Yi. When we meet, it is fate. Take it away."

"...My friend, you still charge eight thousand and eight?!"

Zhou Yi squatted down and supported Zhang Shun's bloody and tearful face, and said seriously: "More than a friend? Mr. Chu's younger brother, that's my own brother! No, he's even closer than my own brother! Brother, come and settle the score, you just swipe your card Or write a check? There will be a two-point handling fee for swiping the card."

Zhang Shun got up and turned around to leave.

Just at this time, a subordinate of the foreign guest office backed up and saw Zhou Yi stand up in a rather disappointed state, and sighed a long time: "I am really at a loss now... Back then, the nine heavens and ten worlds were full of gods and Buddhas, crying and begging me to sell them to you." Two peace talismans, they won’t do it if they receive less money... Now eight thousand and eight people don’t want it..."

The subordinates rushed out of the car immediately, plopped down on their knees and hugged their thighs: "Boss Zhou! Sell me a peace talisman! Will you accept the [-] Alipay transfer?"

"What are you thinking, you and I have no relationship, 88 won't be accepted." Zhou Yi patted his head kindly, turned around and walked away.

Sitting on the charred rubble, Chu He saw his brother's eyes jump when he fell headfirst - but it was only a jump, and then he turned his head, pretending he didn't see him.

"Don't worry, Boss Zhou was just joking with him." Li Hutiao came over, with a captivating smile on his red lips, he reached out and shook Chu He: "Hello, Boss Chu, Boss Zhou is just so amazing." You are laughing at a nagging person."

Chuhe suddenly became very gentle towards this beauty: "It's okay, it's a good thing for a person to have personality... What do you mean by calling him the boss?"

Li Hu covered his lips and said with a smile: "That's his nickname, we call him that all over the place. In fact, don't look at him as slick on the surface, in fact, he is a very reliable person when he is serious, it's just a little sloppy."

Chuhe smiled when he heard the words: "No wonder my wife ran away with someone."

Not far away, Monday happened to pass by, and I don't know if I heard it or not, but his back seemed to stiffen suddenly.

——Facts have proved that Mr. Chu's Ni Lin really can't be touched, and Zhang Shunping's revenge for wrestling was avenged in less than 5 minutes.

"No, no, it's not what you imagined." Li Hu knew that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly made up: "Boss Zhou and his ex-wife have two children, but they both had accidents, and even the family changed so... ..."

Chuhe nodded understandingly: "Director Li seems to know his colleagues very well."

"Are you implying something?" Li Hu laughed tremblingly: "Then there is nothing more, although the surname Zhou and his younger brother are both suave young and handsome, but in my opinion, Mr. Chu is so calm and calm." A man who is more attractive is more attractive."

Chuhe turned his head to look at her.

In the setting sun, his eyes are slightly squinted, from the high bridge of the nose to the lips, and then from the chin to the neck, showing a graceful and somewhat ambiguous arc.That half-smile expression seemed to have brought about an indescribable change on his seemingly plain face, and even Li Hu, who was used to handsome guys like him, was taken aback for a moment.

It so happened that Zhang Shun ran to wash his face at this time, put an OK bandage on his nose, and ran over with a bruised nose and swollen face: "Brother——"

"Beauty," Chu He stretched out his hand wearing a Vacheron Constantin diamond watch to Li Hu, and asked gracefully, "Will you have the honor to invite you for supper tonight?"

Li Hu: "..."

Zhang Shun: "..."

Monday not far away: "..."

"Then it's settled, beauty." Chu He smiled and said, "At nine o'clock tonight, I will pick you up at the hotel where you are staying."

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Monday: "Can President Chu condescend to sit in my car? If it's not possible, I can only call the ancient gods and beasts to take you. Do you like flying snakes or western white tigers?"

Chuhe: "... Zhang Shun, call to pick me up, hurry up."