Thousand Kings II

As soon as he entered the toilet, Situ Sheng immediately locked it, put down the toilet lid, and squatted on the toilet lid to call Shen Yuliu.

The bell rang seven times before Shen Yuliu picked it up.

Situ Sheng said: "Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, we are three months older than we were three months ago."

Shen Yuliu said: "Your math is really good."

Situ Sheng let out a "hehe" and asked, "Stop talking nonsense! How is the investigation going?"

"I can only say that this is the worst case I have ever encountered, ever."

"pit?"

"The client is cheating, the object of the investigation is cheating, the origin of the case is cheating, and most importantly, the reward is cheating." Shen Yuliu's tone was flat, but the resentment was slapped on Situ Sheng's face along the phone signal.

I won't find you if I don't cheat.

Situ Sheng laughed dryly: "As long as the result is satisfactory, the remuneration can be discussed."

Shen Yuliu was noncommittal: "Give me another half a month."

Situ Sheng was not disappointed by Shen Yuliu's request for a delay.When handing over the case to Shen Yuliu, he didn't expect the other party to find out any clues. After all, there were precedents that he returned without success after exhausting all means.Shen Yuliu should have a clue when he said that, but he was pleasantly surprised.He said: "Okay. You have to be careful, the other party is very mysterious and dangerous."

Shen Yuliu said: "Competition in the 21st century is a competition of brains. Even if those who will take the initiative to marry their sister to you are competitive, they are very limited."

Situ Sheng retorted: "People who like me are like crucian carp crossing the river."

Shen Yuliu said: "I agree, that person does have a crucian carp brain."

Situ Sheng: "..."

After talking with Shen Yuliu on the phone, Situ Sheng calmed down slightly.As long as he finds out the origins of the siblings and prescribes the right medicine, there is hope that his one-year bet of [-] million yuan will be lifted.Ever since there was a gambling contract, there has been another explanation for making millions a month—a drop in the bucket.

The deadline for the bet is getting closer.He calmed down and focused his energy on the upcoming grand wedding banquet.

This couple is really worrying—on the eve of the wedding, one of the bride and groom suffered from anxiety and called three times a day to inquire about the arrangements for the wedding day;As direct victims, Situ Sheng and Luo Mi adhered to the great sentiment of "I would rather have my friends die and suffer loneliness than leave loneliness to my friends", and implemented the system of rock-paper-scissors, and whoever lost would answer their calls.

As a result, Andersen's agency spread the thrilling "... Bu! No! No! No!" day and night.

At the same time, Zhu Weien was formally prosecuted. Ying Haoheng's school family was busy with court officials, so luckily he didn't have to go to the office.

"...Bo! No! No! No!"

On the wedding day, Situ Sheng and Luo Mi got up early to get ready.

Situ Sheng has an excellent appearance, and even smoking a cigarette looks like a romantic and unrestrained young man.In order to get close to the role he played today, he put on a smoky panda eye makeup, used a curling iron to perm his bangs into small waves, highlighted two strands of gray and white, hung two small metal rings on his earlobes, and clipped his nose. Tonal nose ring.

With a raised look in his eyes, he looked like a good-looking little bastard who had been eaten by a dog.

Luo Mi passed by and took a look, and stuck an inverse cross tattoo on his neck.

Situ Sheng said: "Is it a little weird?" If you don't look carefully, it looks like you didn't wash it clean after taking a bath.

Luo Mi said, "Why don't you wrap a bandage around it?"

Situ Sheng said: "...Then name it Kuroro?"

Luo Mi said: "People are wearing forehead scarves, and you are wearing collars, why not call them Kuquanquan."

Situ Sheng pressed his fingers and sneered: "I think you want to be punched!"

"... Moxi Moxi, Yinger-san! Help Smecta!"

"..."

The clothes on his body are also as close as possible to the aesthetics of a rebellious teenager in the second grade-a black-bottomed gold skull short-sleeved T-shirt as a base, a retro denim jacket on the outside, rivet jeans on the bottom, a pair of black sneakers with sharp rivets on his feet, and a belt It's a string of rattling metal.

Luo Mi presented a pair of men's pointed black gold leather shoes.

Situ Sheng declined gently.

Romi insisted gently.

The four eyes met, and the wind was surging.

It's too late, it's too soon.

Luo Mi raised her hand first, and Situ Sheng immediately put her hand behind her back.

"Scissors, paper, rock!"

"No! No! No! No!" Luo Mi regretted losing, and fled with her shoes.

According to the plan, Situ Sheng will act as the big boss of the villain and destroy Moon Rabbitman's wedding.Moon Rabbit Man is the groom of the zodiac rabbit. He originally wanted to be called God Rabbit Man, but was disliked by the bride for lack of Chinese characteristics. Situ Sheng had only one idea about this. With the moon "vomit", the aunt will no longer be lonely!

The first step in destroying the wedding - "robbing" the bride.

According to the original plan, the carjacking was provided by Ying Haoheng - a convertible Ferrari.When Ying Haoheng proposed, Situ Sheng agreed on the spot, thinking that this car completely set off the economic conditions of the villain BOSS who was full and had nothing to do.Think about it, if the villain BOSS is a salaryman who earns a monthly salary of several thousand from 4 to [-], usually worrying about being late for work and not having a perfect attendance bonus, and fearing that he will act too aggressively when robbing the bride, and the car will be scratched and the maintenance of the [-]S shop will be too expensive. How to concentrate on doing bad things?

Therefore, it is necessary for the villain boss to be rich and self-willed, especially in line with the identity of the old enemy of Moon Rabbitman!

It was a pity that Ying Haoheng hadn't seen anyone for a few days, and Situ Sheng was too embarrassed to bother him with such a trivial matter, so he replaced the convertible Ferrari with a convertible BMW rented from a car rental company.

BMW is also a big brand. Although the style is not as aggressive as Ferrari, but as one of the three major German luxury brands, it can withstand collisions, withstand injuries, shake the prestige, and run fast. It is still very good for carjacking Potential.

Situ Sheng went downstairs, took the keys from the staff of the car rental company with satisfaction, and was about to get in the car when he saw a convertible Ferrari sneaking up across the street and stuck in front of the BMW.

Situ Sheng smiled, returned the keys to the car rental company, walked around to the Ferrari, opened the window, patted on the door, and said with a smile, "I thought you weren't coming."

Ying Haoheng raised his eyebrows: "In your mind, I'm such a person who doesn't believe what I say?"

Situ Sheng said: "It's early in the morning, and the party is still sleeping at nine o'clock, so we should elevate the ordinary greetings to the level of character discussion?"

Ying Haoheng pointed his thumb at the passenger seat: "Get in the car!"

Situ Sheng looked at him, smiled and said nothing.

Ying Haoheng looked at him for a while, then shook his head helplessly, stepped on the passenger seat with his long legs.

Situ Sheng jumped into the driver's seat with a smile on his face, and stretched out his hand to fasten his seat belt: "Fasten your seat belt."

Needless to say, since the brake failure incident, Ying Haoheng's driving safety awareness has never been higher.As soon as Situ Sheng stepped on the accelerator, Ying Haoheng vaguely reminded: "The speed limit on this street is [-] yards."

Situ Sheng said: "I just started, only sixteen yards away."

Ying Haoheng said: "It doesn't take four seconds for it to accelerate to [-] yards."

Situ Sheng said: "Four seconds are enough for you to do a lot of things."

"Like?"

"Pull the handbrake, knock me out and throw me in the back seat, jump into the driver's seat and hit the brakes."

"..."

"Thinking about today's mission, if you can't do this kind of thing, you have no right to stand on the opposite side of Moon Rabbit Man."

"Actually, there is a question I wanted to ask a long time ago." Ying Haoheng said hesitantly.

The question that Ying Haoheng hesitated aroused Situ Sheng's interest: "What question?"

"What's the relationship between Moon Rabbit Man and Moon Hare?"

"..."

Ying Haoheng was a little embarrassed, and quickly said: "It's not surprising that I don't know about Moon Hare."

"What's strange to me is not that I don't know Usagi, but that you know Usagi. I always feel that if there is an anime we've all seen, it should be "Slam Dunk" or "Gundam."

Ying Haoheng thought for a while: "It is indeed a very strange thing." After a pause, he added, "I have only watched "Gundam"."

"...I only watched Slam Dunk."

At the same time, Yue Yetu's charming voice "I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon" came to the minds of the two, and then recalled the groom's appearance and the "Avengers" style he requested, and suddenly had the urge to turn the car around.

No matter how intense their inner activities were, the car arrived at the door of the bride's house according to the agreed time.

The bride and bridesmaids had long been waiting at the door, and when they saw the handsome Xiangche, many pairs of eyes lit up at the same time.It's just that Situ Sheng's attire is unflattering. Just one look, and I'll be blind for a year.Ying Haoheng was already young, and when he smiled, he showed childishness, which made him look several years younger than his real age.

Two handsome guys, one non-mainstream and one underage, made the bridesmaids who were looking forward to a romantic encounter with the handsome guy feel so overwhelmed that they couldn't speak. They symbolically stopped them and let them "rob" the bride smoothly , Then call the groom who is always ready for the hero to save the beauty.

The bridegroom said excitedly: "Oh! Did you finally get caught?!"

Bridesmaids: "..." Even though he knew it was fake, the groom's dialogue still deserved a beating, no matter how it sounded like a scumbag who wanted to get rid of his bad wife.The bridesmaids, who had imagined a lot of blood and blood, immediately decided to adjust the mode of the bridal chamber to Hard!