How did the six genders come out [Interstellar]

The feeling of slowly falling to the surface of the planet in a mech is very romantic.

Unlike shuttles that go straight to and fro, Star Wars mechs with combat functions inside and outside the atmosphere can hover at any time.The extravagant anti-gravity engine allows the huge golden robot to wander in the stratosphere, and it also feasts the eyes of the bumpkin earthlings sitting in the cockpit of the full-circle exterior mode——

Unlike the beautiful blue-green new home planet Gaia, which symbolizes the hope of mankind, Mineral Star Solomon rarely appears in various promotional documentaries.People seem to think that the desolate landscape similar to Mars is not worth admiring, but you must be there to appreciate the desolate and majestic beauty.

At least Qin Tang was shocked.

Because they don’t worry about destroying the ecology, Solomon’s development is even earlier and more radical than Gaia’s. However, those wanton expansion of mining areas and dotted residential bases are just small spots of potholes from the height of tens of thousands of meters. .

Embedded in a large area of ​​ocher-colored primitive land with undulating ravines, it is just an inconspicuous embellishment.

"It's so small..." Human.After recovering from the illusion of overlooking all sentient beings, Qin Tang couldn't help but muttered to himself.

"Ok?"

The emperor, who had been left aside for a long time by the dazzled young man on earth, raised his eyebrows, and asked someone to express his opinion in a nasal voice unhappy.

Qin Tang also found himself obsessed with looking at the scenery for too long, ignoring people for a long time and making the atmosphere a bit cold, but if he truthfully expressed his little sour feelings, the emperor said: "Only scumbags have thoughts" wouldn't it? Isn't it more hurt?

Blinking his eyes, he decided to change the subject to fool the past——

"I just think that the mine is so small. Speaking of which, have you heard of it, Your Majesty? There was an interesting incident when this planet was first explored..."

Qin Tang really didn't know much about Solomon's planet, but apart from knowing that it has many precious mineral deposits that humans are crazy about, he still remembers a small anecdote: when he completed the scanning and exploration of the fourth planet in the newborn galaxy, when it was time to abandon the temporary number and officially name it, In order to compete for the naming rights, the two co-discoverers who have been friendly and cooperative for decades started a war!

Compared with "Gaia", the goddess of the earth who directly transplanted the alias of the earth and passed it smoothly, the native English side proposed to call it "Solomon" on the basis of coincidence with the legend of King Solomon's treasure, while the side of Asian origin argued hard This is clearly a cornucopia and should be called "treasure basin star".The result of the stalemate was that the Internet called for a referendum. In the end, because of the reason of "too earthy and too straightforward", "Treasure Pot Star" actually lost to "Solomon" in the voting in the main Chinese usage area!

——Obviously everyone agrees that this is a planet full of treasures. Compared with the so-called treasures of King Solomon, the cornucopia not only comes from ancient myths, but also has the color of good wishes for resource regeneration. It also educates people not to overdo it. Why not mention the warning meaning of greed?

Because he is a rootless orphan, he is particularly proud of his pure Asian blood. Qin Tang, who has always regarded himself as a descendant of China, was aggrieved for a long time when he heard this story for the first time. If he was not born a hundred years later, he would definitely Write long papers to refute this uneducated choice!

But not long ago he suddenly realized.

"...Thinking about it now, it's good that the official name is not Baopenxing, otherwise 'Baopen Free Army', 'Baopen Military Region' and so on can't be worse." I'm too frustrated to let you know, just thinking Even thinking about that scene felt embarrassing for the alpha rebels.

"Why do you feel bad?" Alpha asked puzzled.

Qin Tang said this long period of the past as a joke to ease the atmosphere, but did His Majesty understand it?Even though he began to use Chinese out of a subtle mentality, for Alpha, whose mother tongue is Russian, whether it is "solomon" or "baopen" is just one syllable, and he can't appreciate Qin Tang's kindness to "cool brother big Li Wangcai" 'The feeling of not being able to look directly.

"I think the treasure basin is more unique. Didn't you think it had a good meaning before? That's it."

Knowing that the name Solomon was used by a small local king, he was very disgusted. His majesty the emperor said casually: "It's cold, let's change the name of the planet."

"!!!??" Another casual sentence from me caused a chain reaction of wasting people and money? ?

Think about the reaction of all human beings to this meaningless decision, and how they will look at themselves after knowing the reason... Qin Tang's eyes darkened and he felt that he had to stop it.

"Well, everyone has been used to this name for so long now..." The young man tried hard to find a reason, but looking at the emperor's handsome face with the words "Only Me" on the left and the center of the world on the right, he knew that he would not care at all. What "everyone" is used to, so I put it another way:

"Actually, a word with a good meaning is not necessarily a good name. There are always unexpected changes in meaning. For example, my name—"

Speaking of his history of blood and tears, Qin Tang also went all out: "Qin and Tang are both very powerful dynasties in Chinese history. I always think this name is very majestic and handsome, but the homonym of 'Tang' candy candy has caused many misunderstandings. And got a very girly nickname 'Sweet'."

Qin Tang felt that his sacrifice was too great after saying the three words "baji"!

Of course, Qin Huan's homonym for "kiss" can be called "little kiss", which is even more disgusting. He will kill himself and will not tell Alpha.

"It's not a misunderstanding." Before the young man revealed his ugliness, Alpha suddenly interrupted him and corrected him seriously: "You are really sweet."

...Your Majesty, your point is wrong!

The person who tried to express his dissatisfaction with the nasty nickname with private goods, but lifted a rock to his own foot refused to think about how sweet he was, but resisted in a small voice: "...I just think it is better to have my own unique name. Well, sweetheart or something, you can call anyone that."

Even if it is called Tangtang, at least it can be understood as the word Tangtang, right?

This time Alpha finally received Qin Tang's grievance wave, but the future Emperor of the Galaxy has his own unique solution to this: "No one can call you sweetheart except me."

…………Thank you, Your Majesty, for your love, I am so moved that I am speechless_(:з」∠)_

Feeling that in the future, the imperial law will add a special regulation of "no use of the word sweetheart". Qin Tang gave up resistance very hopelessly.

And I don't know why, although he didn't change his tone because of himself, but he just felt that Alpha seemed to be in a bad mood suddenly?Thinking of the unique name I said just now, and his alpha is called 'Alpha', here...

Sith is empty!Quickly divert attention.

"Ah! Look! What is that, a star beast—" A small black dot appeared on the front left screen, and Qin Tang exclaimed in a pretentious manner without carefully studying whether it was a piece of dust or dirt. stand up.

Unexpectedly, after casually glancing at the direction of his finger, the emperor nodded affirmatively, and praised: "This is a heavenly head, and your eyesight is very good."

This distance can't be confirmed by ordinary alpha soldiers. It seems that Sweetheart's basic quality is not as bad as he said, but he likes to belittle himself too much - he still lacks exercise. It just happened that he likes it so much before. Why don't you send me a mecha later, which just plays a supervisory role. ——The emperor touched his chin and his thinking also diverged far away, and he also lit up the "lure" route of "encouragement and temptation" without a teacher.

WTF! ! ?

Really? !

Qin Tang, who was completely blind when he met a dead mouse, was stunned, and then skillfully connected his chin: "...Does Solomon also have wild star beasts?"

How does he remember that these guys are particularly consistent with human tastes, and they don't like Gaia's grade?

"No."

Alpha, who had been flying the mecha in unmanned mode, finally opened the console and brought up the three-dimensional coordinates, aiming system and infrared scanning. The originally empty landscape screen was suddenly filled with icons and texts that dazzled Qin Tang.

"It's the 'paddock'." There was a hint of expectation hidden in the emperor's understated tone.

While talking, the sky-level star beast also spotted the extremely golden and dazzling mecha, and flew over like covering the sky and covering the sun. Qin Tang was even gradually able to clearly see the hideous spirals arranged in the iconic dozen bloody mouths. fangs—

Hey, what about the cage? ? ?

This living and moving thing is more than ten times more terrifying than those documentaries!Qin Tang was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he kept hiding back until he was tightly attached to Alpha.

So His Majesty the Emperor, who had been gloomy after the name issue, suddenly felt better.

Since he was happy, Solomon's day must be sunny.

Holding the little sweetheart who was about to take the opportunity to sneak into his arms, Alpha let the ugly bug fly a little closer, and then pressed one hand on the induction control panel, and let out a thunderous blow just waiting for work!

The quantum gun pierces the shell of the star beast, which claims to be as strong as the armor of a battleship, like a knife-cut tofu without any hindrance. With the operator's extremely fast operation, it stirs in the screaming and struggling monster at a unique frequency, and will have extremely strong The texture tissue of resilience is constantly cut and decomposed, and finally only needs to be picked up gently——

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Even though he was in an absolutely sound-proof environment, Qin Tang felt as if he could hear the sound of blood and flesh scattered all over the sky.

It turns out that the blood of the star beast is blue-purple, he thought blankly.

He finally understood why it was always said that Alpha was born to protect fragile ordinary humans and destroy these extremely tenacious space monsters.That was the lightness that clumsy artillery and missiles could not do. The combination of this elegant violent scene and the almost gentle eyes of the blond alpha looking at him was deeply imprinted in Qin Tang's mind.

"Are you satisfied with what you see, little fool."

Satisfied with the obsessed expression of the black-haired youth, the emperor raised his thin lips and said in a hoarse voice, "Do you want to try it yourself?"

"want."

His head was still hot in a daze, and he didn't even think to refute who is the little fool.Bewitched by this charming gentle smile, Qin Tang nodded dizzily.

*******

The star beast is indeed a kind of unruly monster that cannot be kept in a closed space, and Solomon's mysterious "star beast enclosure" is actually a large basin with rare mineral deposits.When the soldiers of the Defense Force encountered scattered star beasts in space, they would "force" them here to enclose them if they had the conditions, and put some food regularly and let them live and devour each other on their own, which is called "breeding".

The star beasts in the paddock are mainly used for recruit training, and occasionally for scientific research...even for meat.

Occasionally, a body would break through the encirclement after accumulating more strength—for example, the sky-level star beast that Qin Tang and Alpha met before was the best of them.It's a pity that it was stabbed by the emperor's gun, and it was blown by the strong wind in the troposphere so that even the meat residue could not be found, which made a certain little doctor who was waiting for a sample feel very sorry.

So now His Majesty the Emperor is fulfilling the promise: the golden mecha beats the little monsters left and right in mid-air without even using energy weapons, just to appease the little lover who is still half breathed after hitting a few heads.

So what is Qin Tang doing when Alpha kills and dominates the battlefield?

He was... standing across the cage as agreed, standing behind several layers of reinforced space glass isolation layers and looking around with his neck raised.

In ancient times, Ye Gong was fond of dragons, and now there are Qin and Tang Dynasties who are fond of armor.

Earthlings whose hands are so weak that they can't even activate the sensor console, didn't even keep their qualifications to sit in the cockpit and wave the flag.Because after His Majesty Alpha made a series of performances that were so cool that he was too handsome to have friends in order to make him happy, he was so excited that he couldn't contain himself...

Vomited.

Airsickness is not a disease, it is really terrible to faint.

It must be the fault of Alpha's airframe settings being too high-end.

The weak scientific researcher touched his heart and belly that hadn't calmed down, thinking very unwillingly.The first intimate contact with the ultimate weapon that a man dreams of has such a bleak ending, Qin Tang is almost lost and wants to find a toilet to cry (if he knows that he showed his cowardice too early and passed by the mecha that the emperor originally planned to give as a personal gift , must not just think about it, you will really cry).

"Alas..." Now I can only stand on the ground, enviously watching the full-level god-dressed players slapping mobs with envy and hatred.

"Is Your Majesty very strong?"

Just when he was thinking about it, a pleasant female voice suddenly sounded in the originally empty observation hall.Qin Tang, who was startled, quickly turned his head to look at the person who came——

beauty! !

Too bad it's taller than me...

Then he recognized this icy beauty with a golden brown shawl and long hair as an alpha, whom he had seen once before on the Odin: the admiral of the squadron named 'Sylvia', the rank of major general.

"Well, very powerful."

He felt that the other party was not hostile, and it was rare that an alpha other than an alpha was willing to talk to an ordinary person like himself. Of course, Qin Tang couldn't appear unfriendly.Not knowing how to use professional language to praise the emperor, he naturally commented according to his own thoughts: "As expected of your Majesty, you can freely manipulate such an advanced mech..."

Sensitively noticing the strange expression on the beautiful alpha's face, he stopped hesitantly.

"You think that mecha is very advanced?" The tall blonde beauty - Sylvia Sierra Wagner asked with a smile.

Helplessly realizing that he might have made a mistake again, Qin Tang nodded speechlessly.

He just speculated based on common sense that the emperor's mecha must be the most advanced, powerful, and expensive special existence--I didn't even look at it, and it was painted gold for local tyrants!

"Then you and Chris must have a common language." With a chuckle, Sylvia squinted her eyes and said with nostalgia: "That's the standard machine, it's still quite old, ours are all scrapped, but His Majesty is so powerful that he has been using this one until now. Not long ago, Chris said that the emperor’s mecha must be more gorgeous, so it was painted gold.”

Seeing that Qin Tang's eyes were getting bigger and bigger, she continued to add in a funny way: "By the way, when we subdued Casseron, didn't you all see His Majesty driving this mecha to fight? Why do you still think it is a mecha? High-end goods... poof."

Σ(°△°) Wait, it turns out that this is still that dirty mining machine! ?

If I changed the color, I would kneel and lick it. Give me back my cheated feelings? ?

And what do you mean by scrapped?That is to say, it wasn't true that you couldn't fight while standing and watching Alpha pretending to be singled out that day!How wronged was the fortress to lose? ? ?

Too many slots.

But once the dream of both magic and martial arts was shattered, Qin Tang only felt that the world was too cruel and ruthless to make trouble for no reason.

——Why do I think it is particularly hanging?

That's because even if it's a level 0 classic machine, it doesn't bother me at all...

Hehe, heartbroken!

The author has something to say: Tiantian, why don’t you understand, Qin Tang, who has such an offensive and acceptable name, has become a sweetheart to you, it’s entirely your personal problem!

And at this time, the mecha is purely military equipment, just like the XX generation fighter jets. Have you ever heard of private custom-made domestic fighter jets? ?

No money is required for design and development (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! There must be only the standard machine! The most material enhanced version or add or subtract weapons (must be within the design load range), or just... special painting Slightly.

You have to use the most common whiteboard weapon to hit the magic weapon effect that kills the BOSS in seconds to be very powerful!

PS. This is a future science fiction that is not far enough away. Maybe the era when mechs are as popular as private cars and support customization, and the era of human beings destroying a planet and blowing up buildings will come, but it will be very, very far away.

To celebrate, I also have a little cute thing, thank you Mingzhi and the never-reaching ideal, two GN throwing thunder >3