The first male god of the empire

"Pfft..." Liang Fang couldn't help laughing when he saw Shan He's shy expression.

"Don't laugh, I'm telling you the truth." Shan He also has no choice. Although he knows many people in the entertainment industry, there are only a few who can talk to each other. Among them, they have the experience of falling in love with men. , In the end, the one who can achieve positive results in the end, counting left and right, only Liang Fang is the only one.

"Then let me be serious with you. There is no experience to talk about this kind of thing. You have to find out by yourself." Liang Fang still had a smile on his mouth, but his words were serious: "Dating a man is actually talking with a woman. It's no different, just change the gender. But the better thing is that when a man is angry, he doesn't need to guess, just ask directly, and then apologize if he should apologize, and apologize if he should apologize. You don't need to be like girls, you have to guess. "

"It's also..." Shan He thinks about it, it seems like this is the way among men, if there is any problem, just let it go, if there is a fight, it is fine, and the winner has the final say.In the previous life, he also had a friend who ended up with a man, and sometimes he saw bruises on the corners of his mouth, and he knew it was "domestic violence" without asking.But people say that this is called a small fight, and it's not a real fight, so it's good to have a result.

"It's just that it's inexperienced, but that's not true. I don't know what kind of person the general is in private, but you should be clear after spending two days together. Just treat him as you like." Liang Fang After finishing speaking, he continued: "But if you are dating, it is counted as a show, so you have to film it? At that time, it will be edited and shown to audiences all over the empire... Well, no, in this case, you still have to add up."

"That's why I want to ask you." The last episode of the program was fooled by the clip of him moving house. Although the effect was good and he broke the ratings record at the beginning of the broadcast because of his enthusiasm for swiping the screen to dominate the headlines, but it will be impossible in the future It's so simple and perfunctory, but the two really want to interact and date according to the standard of lovers.Thinking of a date, Shan He felt a headache again. He could only blink his eyes, and asked for help, looking at the only experienced Liang Fang, "Where do you go when you date Allen? Is there any place that is more suitable for two people?" Men went to play together?"

"Hey, this really stumps me." Liang Fang put his hand on his forehead and thought for a while before continuing: "Alan is a public figure, and he can't usually go to places with a lot of traffic, just because he's afraid Fans are watching, so most of our dates are at night, or in private clubs and the like.”

Liang Fang is the director, and Allen is his best co-star.Strange to say, both of them had heard each other's name before but never met each other.

Alan knew that Liang Fang was famous, and Liang Fang knew that Alan was as cold as ice. Both of them had a very bad impression of each other, and it could even be said that they were born with disgust.But I didn't expect that it was such two people who didn't get along at all, but they just met once, and they seemed to be in a relationship, and this relationship lasted for five years, and they were as sweet as glue.In other words, both of them were too busy, so they procrastinated until recently to get married.

"Are you going out at night?" Shan He sighed,

"Well, that's pretty good. When it wasn't made public at the beginning, it was hard to see each other." Liang Fang couldn't help laughing when he thought of the scene of the two secretly dating back then: "When we first started dating, the two of us I didn’t dare to tell others. After all, in other people’s impressions, we have always disliked each other. I didn’t dare to tell you at the time, because I was afraid that you would think it was too unreliable. By the way, do you still remember that The last time we had dinner in a small shop, did we lose our cufflinks?"

"Why don't you remember, you are always cautious, you often blame me and say that I lost things, but I didn't expect that it was you who lost things that time." Shan He sounded the way Liang Fang couldn't find his cuff buttons at that time, holding back I couldn't help laughing.

"Actually, the cufflinks didn't fall off, but fell to Allen by accident."

"Ah? No way, I saw you on your sleeve before the party started?" Shan He hesitated for a while before asking again: "You mean, Alan came that day?"

"Hmm, he was rushing to shoot the big night scene that day, but he wanted to come over to take a look, so he drove a small speeding car and came here quietly." When Liang Fang said this, the sweet expression on his face could not be concealed. .

"...So I went to the bathroom for so long that day, and lost my cufflinks when I came back, because I went to see Alan secretly?"

"Well." Liang Fang nodded and said: "He was afraid that others would find out, so he wore a scarf and a hat, but unexpectedly, he was stopped by the waiter. When I passed by, he and the waiter happened to be arguing, physically Some touches accidentally knocked the cufflinks off. And it just happened to fall into Allen's bag."

Shan He was speechless, the two of them fell in love as if they were thieves, but judging by Liang Fang's expression, they seemed to be enjoying it.

"Later, our relationship became stable, so we made it public. But you also know that we are both public figures, and we are watched every day. After we made it public, even the pleasure of dating in secret was gone. Every time we went out, it was like fighting a war. Fans don’t say anything and hide from the camera.” It’s not easy when you think about it, but five years ago, they still came here like that.

Shan He nodded, deeply understanding.They live under the public attention all the time, and sometimes they really have almost no privacy at all. This is the reason why many celebrities in the entertainment industry have lost their romances.

But obviously, he is neither of the two. He and the general are imaginary lovers, they are not really together, and there is no such thing as a public statement.Moreover, everyone in the empire should know by now that he and the general are "in love"... o(╯□╰)o "This is difficult... Where the general goes is a sign of magnificence Everywhere, there are fans rushing towards it." Shan He was embarrassed.

"Heh, Shan Xiaohe, you are quite capable, and you still think he is too conspicuous." Liang Fang said jokingly: "But don't worry too much, I also watched the video of your concert before. I don’t know what kind of person the general is in private, but if he really stood there with a cold face and a serious face, the surrounding air would probably condense, and you’re still afraid of fans rushing up?”

"Hehe, you didn't see the last time I was recording downstairs..." All kinds of kings and queens, as well as his boss, turned into small fans, and I couldn't bear to look directly at them.

"Let it be, let it be. Shan Xiaohe, don't think too much about it. It's the same with emotional matters, and the same is true with program matters. If you get into a dead end, you won't be able to get out. Didn't you tell me before?" , the boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge, and now it’s useless to think about those who have nothing. When we first get along, some embarrassment is unavoidable, and it’s good to get to know each other well. "onelove" has also had other periods. When the two met for the first time, they would just smirk at each other, and the embarrassment almost overflowed the screen. Compared with them, You guys are really pretty good, at least the general is quite active in cooperating."

"Heh." Shan He chuckled: "I really don't know why you and Alan are interested in you. Being a bosom brother is so unqualified, and it's not reliable to ask you for advice."

"I don't know, maybe you're looking at my face?" Liang Fang also laughed, and continued after a pause: "But it's not sure, maybe he's looking at my legs."

Tsk, Liang Fang's height of 1.8m [-] coupled with that captivating smile, not to mention it is really... There is an urge to throw people down instantly, and then pick it up to see what happened.But luckily he wasn't interested. After being harmed for so many years, he saw clearly the essence of this gorgeous body early in the morning.

But I'm not interested in Liang Fang, so what about the general... Shan He recalled the scene of the two of them looking at each other. Leng Yi, who is usually unsmiling, but when the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, the warm feeling like the first melting of winter snow seems to melt into his soul, and he will never forget it.

Wucao Σ (っ°Д°;) っ, thinking of the long-legged wasp waist wrapped under the military uniform, he also had an urge to reach out and pick it up!Shan He didn't even have the urge to hit the wall now, he was indeed poisoned by Lei Nuo, and he was hopeless!

"Okay, don't think about it. But I have to remind you that the most taboo thing about dating is to arrange the procedure. It's really...really embarrassing, especially if the other party is a general." Liang Fang smiled Said: "So you should set a time and place when the time comes, and ask the general's opinion after you go."

Shan He was immersed in his unimaginable impulse for a while and couldn't extricate himself. At this time, he hadn't recovered, turned his head to look at Liang Fang and asked wearily: "Do you have any suggestions for the location?"

"Private hall, outdoors, or a small private planet?" Liang Fang thought for a while and then added with a smile: "Or you can take the general to the climax of the 'Praying Orchard', anyway, everyone will wear messy clothes that day Clothes, strange makeup, you can just dress up, and it’s a big night, so it’s not necessarily obvious to others.”

"Praying Orb Festival" is a festival similar to "Halloween" in the previous life, and its purpose is also very similar, mainly to sacrifice the dead souls and the heroic souls of the ancestors.The development of religious freedom sects in the Atlantis Empire is also very prosperous. There are many such festivals, but only the "Prayer Festival" has the widest influence. Every year on the last day of the end of October, believers from all over the world will gather together to celebrate this festival.

Although Shan He doesn't believe in religion, he would occasionally participate in this kind of activity. He would dress up strangely and blend in with the crowd, playing wildly with no one he knew, which was also a good way to relax.

Hearing Liang Fang's mention, Shan He suddenly felt as if he remembered, yes, tomorrow is the "Praying Orchard Festival", doesn't this just meet all his requirements?Moreover, there are many people who bring their own cameras to shoot during the "Praying for Orchard" in order to record the most meaningful moment of the year, so even if they are accompanied by a few suspended cameras behind them, no one will doubt it .

Who would have imagined that the youngest general of the empire and the popular Little Heavenly King would be beside them in exotic costumes like them?

However, the idea is good, but would the general be willing?Dress like him, wear a mask, or paint strange makeup, mix in the crowd and dance with a group of people?Shan He was in a bit of trouble.

But after thinking about it, he should agree. Although he looks unkind, the general is actually very talkative and respects his opinions.And it was agreed before that the time is determined by the general, and he will choose the place, so if he suggests to attend the "Pray for Orchard" party, the general should not have any objections, right?

"Oh, by the way, this year's Orchard just happened to be on the weekend, and the largest amusement park in the empire will be open until 3 am. If you don't know where to go, you can consider going there. Alas, in my impression , you haven't been to a playground or something, this time is just right, you can also go to the amusement facilities in the past to satisfy your overflowing girlish heart."

Take the general to the amusement park, thank you for thinking of it! (‘”‘) And what the hell is it to satisfy his girlish heart? Who stipulated that places like playgrounds can only be visited by girls!? Isn’t that kind of thrilling and terrifying project just for 24K pure men like him!?

The two were talking, but Shanhe Guangnao suddenly started beeping, which meant that there was a message.

"Who is looking for me at this time?" After the information was leaked, a bunch of people would send messages to harass him every day. For unnecessary trouble, Shan He simply locked the communication function.Only a few pre-set IDs can communicate with him, and the pre-set people are almost all in the banquet hall now, and there is even one beside him, so who will be looking for him...?

Just wondering, Shan He didn't hesitate, and directly opened the screen to pop up a message.

[I will be free after 5 pm tomorrow, please reply when the location is confirmed. 】Succinct sentence, the title is his name, but the signature is... Renault.

Shan Hedeng's eyes widened in astonishment, why did General Wucao suddenly appear after being missing for so long!And can it be so coincidental, the time set by the general is tomorrow! (*ΦpanΦ*)

No, no, this is still the point, the point is when did the general add his id?When did he enter his private contact list... Shan He felt a little embarrassed, did he sleepwalk and miss something.

Although they are friends, Liang Fang does not have the habit of peeking at other people's privacy. He was just curious when he saw Shan He's obviously shocked expression, so he couldn't help but leaned over and asked, "Who sent you the message? Look at you." So surprised."

However, Shan He didn't answer, just raised the corners of his mouth and laughed dryly twice.

Seeing Dan He's expression, Liang Fang became even more curious: "I guess it's some important person... Could it be a general?"

"Hehe." Liang Fang looked at Shan He with an expression of "Congratulations for getting the answer right." Liang Fang smiled and bent over: "Oh, hey, you really can't talk about others behind your back, and you can't even say good things, otherwise you really have a good tongue .”

Isn't it a bit late to say this now... Shan He didn't like to talk to him anymore, so he replied after thinking for a while.

[Okay, see you at the entrance of the 'Serna' Amusement Park at [-] o'clock tomorrow night. ] Well... He really didn't want to go to the playground of the future world to satisfy his curiosity, really not.

Shan He had just finished posting, and there was a reply.

【Want to participate in the Orchard Festival? 】

A question, no extra words.

Shan He replied with difficulty [Yes. 】

After a while, the other side came back again.

[Okay, I see, I will be on time. 】

Shan He stared at the ten words on it in a daze for a long time, knowing what they mean? (╯‵ ′)╯ノ┻━┻General, do you really want to wear weird costumes like those believers or young people who join in the fun and put on weird makeup that your own parents can't recognize?

Shan He felt that he had really committed a crime... The legendary General Jade Shura Lei Nuo who killed all directions and led the enemy to fear the battlefield, is he really going to be led astray by him, and then unknowingly dragged down from the altar?

A strange sense of guilt spread in his heart, Shan He felt that he was really ashamed of the fans of Renault...the unattainable male god in their mind might be about to be disillusioned.

Liang Fang didn't know what kind of battle Shan He had experienced in his heart at this moment, but seeing his expression changed a few times was just a joy.After patting Shan He's shoulder to recall his wandering mind, Liang Fang said: "Okay, I'm back to my soul, why don't I just make an appointment, and I don't want you to go to the battlefield. Shan Tianwang, other matters are up to you." It should be done, so I don’t need to go out, right?”

"Yes..." Shan He replied weakly, and then continued to embarrass himself.

"That's good. I don't know how long they will drink this big night. I'll go home first, and Alan is still waiting for me." After opening the jammer, Liang Fang walked out first: "You also came back earlier Home, recharge your batteries, and you will be busy with the rest.”

These four days of vacation can almost be said to be stolen. It is in the promotion period, and the company will definitely not allow Shan He to take such a holiday. The next series of publicity work, Shan He is probably exhausted.

However, having a job at least proves that he is popular. Compared with those "meteors" who have been forgotten by Xuezang, Shan He is already much luckier.

Looking up and returning a smile, Shan He closed his eyes and said: "Understood, you too, hurry up and choose the script, I'm still waiting for your film to win the award."

The two have known each other for so many years but have never really cooperated. Shan He has played so many supporting roles in other people's films, and it is the first time he is the protagonist, how can he pretend to be someone else's hand.

"Okay, I must choose the best script for you Shan Tianwang, and win the throne of actor in one fell swoop." Liang Fang smiled and waved his hand, turned around and left Dan He alone to think about tomorrow's affairs.

Shan He is emotionally confused, but Liang Fang has always seen it clearly.Although I don't know why the general came to participate in such an entertainment program, if he didn't really care about a person, would he need to run around for his affairs based on that person's identity?Will you do your best to do what you can, and try your best to take care of his emotions?

People are always trapped in the situation and not as clear-headed as outsiders. Shan He doesn't understand now, but he will figure it out soon.

Liang Fang turned his head and glanced at Shan He, who was still leaning on the balcony thinking about his date tomorrow. An unpredictable smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

General: Mr. Liang is very experienced in love, right?

Liang Fang [horrified face: I understand a little bit.

General: Then I will leave it to you to enlighten my daughter-in-law. One day I will hold a banquet, and I will definitely treat you as the guest of honor. [Xiexie smiles and Liang Fang [pharyngeal saliva: Why does it feel like selling your son?