Star God Stick Healer

Lu Zheng actually wanted to persuade Lu Fenghua again, but Lu Fenghua waved his hand at him and said: "I can figure out some things, so you don't need to say anything more. It seems that you are worried about something happening, But this thing will not happen because of your fear. You are afraid of losing, so things will not be lost because of your fear. You are afraid of failure, but failure will not be soft because of your fear. Don't worry, Zheng'er, I know what I should do."

Lu Zheng nodded and said nothing more.The father and son whispered a few words, and Hu Li tactfully went to browse the Bishui forum by himself.He miraculously discovered that the forum turned out to be a very high-powered place. Many people shared some trivial things in life, some deliberately hacked some people, some dug deep into some people's black history, and some even wore vests to blackmail themselves. No matter how whitewashed, some people even wear vests to blackmail relatives and friends, and then pretend to be innocent after being picked up by relatives and friends...

It was the first time that Hu Li knew what it means to have a big forest and all kinds of birds. Looking at the various pinches and pinches on the Bishui forum, he deeply felt that it is better to visit such places less often.Even if you come, it is best to hide behind the screen and watch silently. If you accidentally say the wrong thing, you will probably be punished.Although the little fox is not afraid of fighting and can kill others in minutes, he doesn't like to talk to people.

But out of curiosity, Hu Li still posted a post.Although he naturally accepted that he already had an unborn fiancé, when he suddenly remembered it, he still felt a little bit miraculous.So Hu Li put on a vest and went to open a post.

The title of the post is: What would you think if one day your elders told you that you have a fiancé who has not yet been born?The ID of the vest is called me so I won’t tell you who I am!After editing, Hu Li clicked send. It was the first time he posted on the forum. Hu Li still felt a little bit cold.

After posting, someone replied immediately, and there are still many people hanging around in Clear Water.He clicked on the first reply: Netizen Ye Zi left a message: Wow, so cute, so cute, wait for the host to update!The doll is the cutest!

Hu Li: ...

This is called the legendary doll pro?It sounds like it makes a lot of sense.

At this time, there was another reply, and Hu Li clicked on it again:

Netizen Uncle Policeman left a message: Come on, let me, a history student, tell you, it’s not called baby kiss, I don’t know if LZ is a female or a male?

After reading it, Hu Li replied: "Female."

Netizen Tang Baisi left a message: Wow, female little beauties are haunting, please PP!

Hu Li was taken aback, begging for PP?This is too unrestrained!Subconsciously felt that this PP should not be what he thought, so he asked: What is PP?

Netizen Tang Baisi left a message: It's a beautiful photo!Haha, just kidding, who in a place like Bishui would take random photos!

Hu Li: ...

Netizen Yundan Liunian left a message: May I ask Uncle Jingcha upstairs, what is the name of a female?

Netizen police uncle left a message: Females are called child brides. Congratulations upstairs. Child brides are not easy. Who knows if your future husband is male?This kind of thing also depends on luck!Moreover, it is unknown whether he is beautiful or ugly, good-tempered or bad-tempered.So landlord, take care!

Netizen Fuya Qiangwei left a message: And the age difference is so big, there must be a generation gap, and there must be problems in communication by then!Landlord, I suggest that you call off this marriage, which will not benefit you or the other party.

Hu Li tilted his head and thought for a moment, then replied: Is that so?But there seems to be no way to withdraw from this marriage~!The stepmother is a master of metaphysics, he said that I and that child are destined to be together.Also, what is the generation gap?Ask for an answer.

Netizen Soy Sauce Jun left a message: Ahhh!Suddenly, I realized that LZ is so cute. Is this kind of upright, soft and stupid feeling rushing to my face, why is it swollen?

Netizen Yuchi left a message: Is it fate QAQ?Suddenly I feel that this is so romantic!

Netizen Ling Zhen left a message: Once you accept this kind of setting, it's quite interesting. Don't you know that young boys often make older members of the opposite sex blush?

Netizen Huang Ningyue left a message: Like LS, little boys often use ignorance as an excuse to ask big brothers some shameful and embarrassing questions.If he didn't answer, he would act coquettishly, and before the big brother could react, he was eaten a mouthful of tender tofu.Ahhh so cute!

Netizen Mengdie Xihuan left a message: Stop talking upstairs!Saliva has flowed all over the place!

Netizen Huoyi left a message: It's a good job, but it's a good job!

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Hu Li read the message line by line, and felt that everyone was getting more and more inexplicable, especially the little boy and big brother. What do you mean?It seems that I also got a word called Nianxia, ​​what does Nianxia mean?So the curious baby asked very consciously: Please explain what is the next year?

Downstairs there was another burst of screaming with pink bubbles, and the bursts of ahhhh made Hu Li a little overwhelmed.He felt that even if he continued to ask, he might not be able to ask the question he wanted to know.It's better to stay for a while and ask the stepmother when the stepmother is done with work, maybe he can give him an accurate answer!

After being teased by everyone for a long time, Hu Li turned off the optical computer client, and his cheeks were inadvertently stained with pink.When Lu Zheng and Lu Fenghua came back after whispering, what they saw was Hu Li's red face when he closed the optical brain client. He thought that Hu Li had just blown the wind when he was swinging in the yard with him, so he stepped forward and asked: "Are you sick? You just have a new species, and you may feel a little uncomfortable physically. Blame me, blame me, knowing that you have just come out of the cell of Wanli Nirvana like me, but I dragged you in the yard for a long time. .”

Hu Li immediately said: "It's okay, mother-in-law, I just...no, it's nothing. Oh, right mother-in-law, I just have a question and want to ask you for advice."

Lu Zheng picked up a small snack and said while eating, "Well, you can ask!"

Hu Li said: "What do you mean under the year?"

"Cough... cough cough cough..." Lu Zheng choked on the food for a long time, Hu Li immediately poured him a glass of water: "How is it? You should eat slowly, especially when eating biscuits. Dust can easily enter the trachea."

Lu Zheng took a sip of water and finally calmed down.He looked up at the little fox, lingering for a moment on his face as carefully drawn by a painter, and sighed that his unborn son was really a blessing.

Lu Zheng said: "Nian Xia... Nian Xia refers to the younger party. It means... the age of the attacking party is younger than that of the receiving party." Thanks to a little girl he once brought, I have heard something about these things.Otherwise, there is really no way to answer Hu Li's question.However, Internet culture is so broad and profound, has it continued to this day?As for the reason for passing it down, Lu Zheng didn't bother to care about it.

After Hu Li listened to Lu Zheng's explanation, the pink on his cheeks became deeper.This feeling makes him a little uneasy, since he has always felt ashamed inexplicably since he has a gender.However, he felt that this kind of shame came without any meaning. What is there to be ashamed of this kind of natural thing?The attacking party mentioned by the mother-in-law should be a male, and the receiving party should be a female.What's there to be ashamed about males being younger than females?

So Hu Li pretended to be calm and nodded, and said: "So that's the case, thank you stepmother, I understand."

Lu Zheng looked at Hu Li speechlessly, and said, "Hu Xiaoli, don't you have anything to say?"

Hu Li said: "Say? Say what?"

Lu Zheng swallowed with a groan, and said, "Well, no...you don't feel embarrassed?"

Hu Li nodded honestly, and said: "It's a bit embarrassing, but... this is a very normal thing, isn't it? I understand the meaning of stepmother, the attacking party refers to the male, and the receiving party refers to the female, which means my husband He will be much younger than me. It’s a fact, isn’t it? Now that he hasn’t been born, I’m afraid I still have a long time to wait for him to grow up and become an adult. If I feel embarrassed now, then this long ten years, I'm afraid I'm going to live in embarrassment."

Lu Zheng was speechless, he felt that Hu Li should be the time traveler.Because he was too calm, no matter what changes he faced, he was so calm that he couldn't pick out anything unusual.Lu Zheng stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, saying: "You are right, there is really nothing to be ashamed of. This is indeed a very normal thing, life and reproduction, and the laws of nature. It's just that the power of nature is for To allow human beings to reproduce from generation to generation, they have to add something called hormones. This kind of thing will send out signals when it meets the opposite sex it likes, and it will produce some... The urge to be intimate. You are not yet an adult, Probably not too much. You'll know when you're an adult, hormones are kind of... annoying sometimes."

Hu Li nodded his head half-understood, and Lu Zheng sighed faintly.This kid is really a blank slate, and what I said to him is just to prepare him mentally.However, they have 20 years of time to adjust, and I am afraid that this worry is a bit redundant.

At this time, Hu Li still had only a half-knowledge about the thing called He Mingmeng.By the time he knew what the urges that hormones were associated with, he had been trained by the husband who was called the underdog to fall in love with doing certain shameful things.

Lu Zheng said: "What do you want to eat tonight? How about I ask the chef to cook two chickens for you?"

Hu Li said: "Okay, I can go by myself."

"Hey, wait." Lu Zheng stopped Hu Li and said, "I'm bored tonight, why don't I teach you how to cook something delicious?"

Hu Li immediately said: "Okay! The food made by my mother-in-law is always delicious! Especially the chicken roll that I ate last time. Shall we make a chicken roll today?"

Lu Zheng said: "We don't make chicken rolls, we make hamburgers."

Hu Li asked, "What is a hamburger?"

Lu Zheng said: "It's a kind of junk food, but it tastes good, you should like it. Oh, yes, it's made of chicken. Breast meat, chicken thigh meat."

Hu Li said: "Yeah, I like chicken drumsticks the most."

Lu Zheng smiled and said: "Really? Then let's make a chicken leg burger first! Hey, let's change clothes. I was covered in mud last time, but this time it shouldn't be so embarrassing." Lu Zheng I feel that I and Hu Li are getting along better and better, if there is an award for the best mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, it must be him.