Prince Predator's Guide

Bai Ye and Long Yun stopped talking, and both turned their heads to stare at her, momentarily speechless.Bai Ye didn't understand why Pippi Shrimp killed someone and didn't run away, isn't she stupid, she was anxious for her, but couldn't show it, so she cast a look of help to Long Yun.Long Yun looked at him, and said uncertainly: "Girls are like this sometimes."

Bai Ye didn't quite understand: "What's it like?"

"There are always a few days in a month that are inconvenient." Long Yun said, "Because it is inconvenient, my temper will grow stronger and I can't figure it out, so I have to follow her wishes."

Bai Ye showed a embarrassed expression, and lowered her voice to discuss with him: "But she is usually like this."

"I can hear you." Pippi Shrimp hugged his backpack and curled up in a corner of the seat, a little annoyed.

"Girls just follow her." Long Yun said indifferently, a little impatiently.

Bai Ye felt like she was sandwiched between a careless father and an ignorant daughter, the mother who was most entangled, seeing Long Yun was useless at this moment, she turned her head and asked her, "Why are you suddenly so confused?" Not leaving."

"It's just that my sudden urge to leave has subsided." Pippi Shrimp felt that he responded very smartly.

Long Yun desperately wanted to spend time with Bai Ye, so he urged: "Either send him away or go back, hurry up."

Bai Ye glared at him: "You are messing around too."

"I'm coming back anyway. When I get back, nothing happens."

Bai Ye couldn't hold back the two of them, nodded and said: "Then go back."

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When Bai Ye returned to the log, Huang Mao told him: "There is your courier."

Bai Ye was quite strange, he didn't shop online, he didn't know where the courier came from, but when he returned to the room, he found a beautifully wrapped gift box on the bed.He thought it must be Long Yun, opened it expectantly, and then froze.

Long Yun just finished taking a shower on the starship, and with wet hair, he projected himself into Bai Ye's room: "Baby, I'll be back..."

Then he was speechless the moment he saw the gift box.

"Did you give it to me?" Bai Ye glanced at the things in the gift box, then looked at Long Yun shyly, her ears turned red.

Long Yun suddenly realized that he was still a little bit ashamed, and now he was about to be killed by his shame.He originally wanted to deliver this item to Bai Ye while he was away, so that he could pretend to ask some secret questions casually and make fun of his little friend, but the item arrived late.

He has to face it.

He slowly sat down by the bed, put his hands on his knees, and said earnestly: "Because you are still young... You know that there is such a thing as sex in this world. And sex is not something you are born with, you need it A little enlightenment..."

"Use this enlightenment?" Bai Ye sat kneeling opposite the gift box, looked at his pretendingly serious side face, showing a suspicious expression, "I heard that everyone watches movies."

"There are also films... in the dark compartment of the box." Long Yun coughed, "But just watching the film is not very good, and you can't practice it. So I will give you another one that can be practiced."

Bai Ye was silent for a while.Long Yun peeped to see if he was angry, just in time to see him stretch out his slender fingers, poke something in the box, and quickly retracted.

"This looks real." Limp, and tied with a ribbon bow.

"It's the latest simulation technology, and it's no different from human tissue." Seeing that Bai Ye didn't feel particularly disgusted, Long Yun breathed a sigh of relief, and introduced him very carefully, as if he would scare people away if he said something serious.

After he finished speaking, Bai Ye was silent for a while, then crawled over on hands and feet, leaned against him, and secretly said to him, "Brother Prince, good, big, ah."

He spoke very softly, his eyelashes trembling uneasily.

Long Yun's heart became extremely beautiful, and he let out a sigh: "This is...made according to my own...."

Bai Ye pulled his clothes awkwardly, said: "Brother Prince, you are, a little, ugly."

The smile on Long Yun's face disappeared.

His mind was full: he was laughed at, he was laughed at, he was laughed at...

Of course, Long Yun didn't send Bai Ye for some kind of enlightenment, but purely for a more obscene purpose, wanting to bully Bai Ye with bad intentions, and comfort the pain of lovesickness by the way.However, in front of the person he likes, his skin is really not thick enough, and he can't play that kind of role leisurely at all. At this time, he blushed and wanted to die.

"Brother Prince, don't be angry." Bai Ye pressed closer, hooking his little finger.

Long Yun opened his mouth, a little aggrieved: "They are indeed ugly, and I'm not the only one."

Bai Ye snorted: "I haven't seen anyone else's."

Long Yun thought about it, took off his slippers and lay cross-legged on the bed, seriously confronting him: "You little rascal, do you mean you look good?"

Bai Ye was a little proud, she sat down on the bed coquettishly, raised her head and looked at him obsessively: "It's okay."

Seeing that he didn't mean to be sarcastic, Long Yun put together his shattered self-esteem, healed up a lot, and had the leisure to play tricks on his heart: "Then you show me it, and I will believe it."

Bai Ye was helpless, showing the expression that I really admire you.

"I delivered it to you after several light-years, and you have to take a look at it." This time, it was Long Yun who moved towards him, and confidently pushed him with his elbow, and the white leaf shook in coordination. Shake away.

Bai Ye has a docile temper, and let him do everything. After sitting down, he did some mental training, and said freely: "Okay."

He had already changed into pajama pants, but now he pulled off the elastic belt and let Long Yun see.

Long Yun lowered his head and peeked.

Then he covered his face suddenly, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Bai Ye didn't know what's wrong with him, so she chased him and put her elbows on him: "Brother Prince, what's wrong with you!"

Long Yun hugged his pillow to cover his face, and said vaguely, "It's really cute!"

Bai Ye didn't quite understand, seeing Long Yun on the bed pretending to be crazy with excitement, rolling over and over again, still staring at his legs on the bed, a little embarrassed: "It's okay... It's not so exaggerated..." In fact, it was his age. Small, as the saying goes, the hair hasn't grown yet, so it will look cleaner.

But Long Yun couldn't stop.

It took him a while to take the pillow off, his face was blushing like he was about to bleed, and the pillow was still wet with his saliva.

"It's really cute!" Long Yun quickly hugged Bai Ye in his arms and patted him on the back.

After letting go, both of them smiled shyly and bowed their heads.

Bai Ye felt that Long Yun's reaction was so enthusiastic, and it seemed that it was not very good to pour cold water on him, so she poked at the gift he had brought over by air, and made him notice the gift box: "Your viewing habits don't seem to be so ugly anymore. You see, this bow is tied very nicely."

Long Yun supported his forehead: "Don't comfort me."

Bai Ye snorted, and his attention was attracted by the things in the gift box: "It seems...it's getting bigger."

"Sponge body is also simulated. Sponge body, you know? It's something that becomes bigger when you touch it..." After Long Yun finished speaking, he couldn't listen anymore, my God!What the hell are you talking about? Are you really enlightening? It's just perverted!Long Yun couldn't help lying on the bed with his head in his arms - if Bai Ye didn't stab him to death, he was going to commit seppuku!

At this time, he felt a weight around him, and Bai Ye came up again without any reservations or defenses.He gently moved Long Yun's hand away, "Thank you, I like it very much."

Long Yun came out of a desperate situation: "What... what?"

"Because you're not here, it's good to have a part of you by my side. Although it's a bit ugly, but at least you still remember to tie a bow, of course I won't be angry." Bai Ye poked the gift box again. s things. "And this thing...it's really positive that it's getting bigger."

"This is... remotely controlled." Long Yun realized that there is no end to human depravity, and he was able to explain the principle of this prop to Bai Ye so calmly, "It is... connected to my nervous system, and it is also That is to say, whatever state I am in, what state it is...you can feel it even if you touch it..."

Bai Ye blinked, and soon understood, her face flushed red.

Long Yun tried his best to stare into Bai Ye's eyes without dodging: "Actually, I originally wanted to tell you when you used it halfway..."

After speaking, he hugged his head and knelt in front of Baiye, he didn't know why he just said the bad things in his stomach!Definitely going to be hacked to death!Hacked!

"Is that so." Bai Ye blushed but took it out pretending to be relaxed, "So it can be treated as if you are doing something to me."

"...Probably." Long Yun said softly.

Not probably, but it is!

Bai Ye gritted her teeth lightly: "Brother Prince... what brand of lubricant is easy to use."

Long Yun was stunned.

Bai Ye was a little shy: "Brother Prince, I don't quite understand, don't laugh at me."

"No." Long Yun turned his head and said firmly, "—Zero is good."

Bai Ye put on her coat and walked out. Long Yun was afraid that he would go out, so she quickly followed him.

Bai Ye ran into Huang Mao who was buying cigarettes in the supermarket, and seeing that he was about to come out, she directly picked out the lubricant and paid the bill.

The cashier gave him a second look.

He grinned, "I bought it for Huangmao."

"Want a condom?" The cashier glanced at the condom, "Buy together for a discount."

Bai Ye smiled shyly: "I don't like to use it."

The cashier glanced at the yellow hair who straightened up after picking out the cigarette.

Unexpectedly, being so arrogant to death every day is a pain in bed.

Huang Mao didn't know what was going on, and walked to the checkout counter.When Bai Ye lifted the plastic bag, he still gave him a flattering smile.

Bai Ye smiled very happily today: "Hurry up."

"Ah?...Oh."

Bai Ye left, walking briskly along the way.

When they got back to the house, Bai Ye and Long Yun fell on the bed laughing foolishly.

Bai Ye held up her cuddling bear, and Long Yun was projected on it.

"You have to take it easy."

"You'll beg me for more."

"Will it be?"

"Will do."

Bai Ye happily buried herself in his arms: "Okay!"