Who Moved My Golden Claw [Entertainment Circle]

Chapter 1 Which Taoist friend is crossing the catastrophe?

Rumble!There was a deafening thunder outside the window.This description is not an exaggeration at all. Ke Wen was startled by the thunder light thousands of miles away through the glass.

"Master Bai, look at the thunder outside. I don't think it looks like a normal thunder. It looks like a circle from here. Do you think someone is going through the tribulation?"

Bai Chenrui glanced out the window quickly, and then immediately looked away. It's so old, and it's superstitious to believe that someone is going through a catastrophe. Couldn't his manager be more reliable?

Bai Chenrui pretended not to hear Ke Wen's words, and continued directly on the script in his hand, "I said not to accept thrillers for me. No acting!"

When Ke Wen heard the word 'not acting', he felt bad. He immediately put the issue of the circular lightning behind him, and persuaded him earnestly, "This is Huang Shiren, Director Huang's play. It was specially sent to You came from the company and specified that you should be the number one male. Think about it, when you first debuted, Director Huang single-handedly brought you out. This time he wants to transform, you can't just ignore it. Bo My lord, you should treat it as repaying his kindness back then, isn’t it just a thriller, I’ve read the script, it’s a thriller, not a horror, and it doesn’t have those outlandish things. You can take it with confidence.”

Hearing Ke Wen's words, Bai Chenrui frowned slightly, but he hadn't even turned over the script.Whether it's Director Huang or Director Green, they can't cure his instinct of avoiding those supernatural creatures.Although he probably never encountered it in reality, he just didn't want to hear about it, let alone appear in this kind of film.

But Director Huang is the most troublesome debt of favor in the world. If Director Huang hadn't pushed his acting skills to the big screen three years ago, he wouldn't be so popular now.

"It's really just a thriller?" Bai Chenrui opened the script uncertainly, and quickly glanced aside. At first glance, there were no ghosts and ghosts, but he saw an important supporting role sharply, " What happened to this Taoist priest?"

Taoist priests appeared, so is it still far from eliminating ghosts?

Bai Chenrui didn't expect Ke Wen to answer. He read this paragraph carefully and found that he had a false alarm. This play was about a fake Taoist priest who came to cheat and abducted.

He breathed a sigh of relief, a fake Taoist is good, but a fake one can't be real.

Ke Wen secretly observed Bai Chenrui, and seeing that he was relieved, he was also relieved.This means willing to accept.That's fine.

As for Mr. Bai, there is really nothing wrong with him. Although he is not perfect in the entertainment industry, he never causes trouble. He has good looks, good acting skills, and his private life is clean. Bad habits.And luck has been good, one play after another can be popular.

It stands to reason that as his agent, there shouldn't be any dissatisfaction.

But Ke Wen has unspeakable suffering. He is a very gossipy person, while his own artists are too serious.Is there anything more painful than you gossiping all day long, and the other party treats you as air?

Of course there is, that is, Ke Wen likes to gossip about some supernatural events, and if Bai Chenrui hears a word, he can kill him immediately with his eyes.

Boom! ——Boom! ——

At this moment, the thunder outside the window became more piercing, as if it was about to tear the entire night sky apart.

Seeing that Bai Chenrui was watching the script unaffected, Ke Wen counted the thunderclaps out of boredom, including the few just now, and now it is the fifth.

'Six—seven—eight——' Ke Wen counted here and stopped for a while. Just when he thought the thunder was about to stop, the ninth thunder struck down with the momentum of the thunder, which scared Ke Wen to pat The slap on the chest obviously hit the distant mountain range, but it seemed like it exploded so close, it was too scary.

"It's strange, it doesn't rain when there is thunder. Is it true that someone is going through the catastrophe? Nine Heavens Profound Thunder." Ke Wen muttered to himself in an inaudible voice. He looked at the place where the thunder struck, there should be The location of Zhongnan Mountain.

The world cultivates the Tao, and the south is the crown.

This sentence is definitely not a rumor in the market. If you want to read a series of famous people like the name of a dish, Zhong Kui, Wang Chongyang, Sun Simiao, Lu Dongbin, Jiang Ziya, etc., you can’t count them.

Don't go into the exact order in which they are arranged. Today there is another legendary figure on Mount Zhongnan.

I saw that after the nine thunderstorms passed, there was an extra body on a certain snow-covered mountain peak all the year round.Silk.No.hanging man.Aside from the fact that the emperor's new clothes are a little unsightly, I have to admit that this is an extremely handsome young man.But his mental state is a little abnormal.

"Hahaha! I, Zhu Xin, are back again! This time I can be a human for another 500 years!"

The cry, which resounded through the valley, instantly startled two squirrels sleeping on the pine tree, and they seemed to flee from the mad humanoid creature.

"Sneeze!" Zhu Xin sneezed after shouting. Sure enough, he didn't have a layer of fur on his body anymore. It would be cold in the snow.

Zhu Xin used a small spell to turn a dead branch under his feet into a Taoist robe, and immediately disappeared in place.It has to be fast, after Du Jie has a human body, he only has one cup of tea to rush to the 'Monster Naturalization Yamen', where he can obtain a pass for demons to enter human society, and then he can use spells to do evil, oh No, enjoy life.

According to the current calculation, Zhu Xin was born in the last years of the Ming Dynasty. He was born without a father or a mother, and followed an old way to walk the rivers and lakes.Not every Taoist priest practices Taoism to live forever, and some do it to fill their stomachs.

The old Taoist made a fortune for Zhu Xin, saying that he was short of money in the five elements.

It remains to be verified whether it is suppressed or not, but Zhu Xin did not wait until that day. When his master was crossing the catastrophe, he was implicated and hit by Tianlei, and then a ghost floated out. I don't know if it was The desire to survive was so strong that he actually possessed himself on a big yellow cat.

Fortunately, Master is a know-it-all, and even knows a little about demon cultivators, so Zhu Xin started to practice with the body of a big yellow cat.He has only one goal, to become a human again. He hasn't tried it all these years, so he can't just hang up like this.

It is difficult for a person to become a fairy, but it is even more difficult for an animal to become an adult.The big yellow cat Zhu Xin did not know how many springs and autumns he came to Zhongnan Mountain. This place has been a must-go place for Taoism since ancient times, and then he took root here.The old Taoist has ascended to the ascension, and his big yellow cat with a human soul has passed through the world for hundreds of years.Finally tonight, he survived the nine thunderstorms, reincarnated in human form, and was able to enjoy life in human society.

What?Saying that he has no pursuit, that is all he has left to pursue.

Now that the aura of heaven and earth is exhausted, it would be great if he could change back into a human form, and he still wants to ascend to Taoism, so this daydream should not be done.

It's a bit funny to say, in the early years, this "early" had to be pushed forward by more than ten thousand years. At that time, when the lich had not fought, the demon was a very powerful creature.They don't need approval at all if they want to enter human society, let alone live with mortals, even if they destroy a city in an instant.

But all of this has been dissipated in history, and I don't know when it started, the little fairy Tiandao became hypocritical.Anyway, when Zhu Xin became a big yellow cat, there were not many big monsters left in the world, and monsters who cultivate human form, no matter if you are a snake monster, pig monster, fox monster, tiger monster, etc., will die after a catastrophe Within a cup of tea, go to the imperial capitals of the past dynasties to do naturalization registration.

I heard from an old Taoist priest that 'registration' is a kind of recognition, assuring Heaven that you are harmless and can enter human society.In this way, there will be no major events such as the nine-tailed fox Daji destroying the merchants.

The monster passed through nine thunders and transformed into a human form. This process is very difficult. I don’t know how many transformed monsters have to be eliminated. In this cup of tea, they can only use two spells. One is to change themselves into clothes to avoid scaring The flowers and plants in the world, and the second is the ability to teleport to the imperial capital to ensure immediate registration.

What happens if I can't register right away?

Zhu Xin is now facing such a very serious problem.He was standing at the door of what should be a naturalization office for demons, but looking left and right, the world felt abnormal.What is walking on this road is no longer a horse, but an iron box.The buildings standing on both sides will tower into the clouds.Some people hold a small cube and stick it to their ears and don't know what they are talking about.

And the strangest thing is that the hair of the people passing by is shorter than the hair of the Fanbang people he has ever seen, and how the clothes of those little girls can be so revealing.

If it weren't for the clear sense of law restraint on his body, Zhu Xin wouldn't dare to admit that he was still in the original world.And these issues can be discussed later, but who can tell him why he can't see the hidden naturalization office at all, but it is a very tall building, on which is the "Xiaoyao Film and Television Company" that Zhu Xin even guessed. big characters.

What about the agreed naturalization office? !Where was it hidden!

Zhu Xin turned back and forth a few times. Didn't the naturalization office automatically sense it?Where is the entrance?

He is going to be manic, and the time for a cup of tea is very short. If he cannot be naturalized immediately, he will become a black householder, and then all kinds of spells will be sealed and cannot be used.

"I'm looking for you, Xiao Zhu, I didn't answer your phone no matter what. It's time for your audition, why did you come out of the door wearing a costume? Are you nervous again? Don't be nervous, this Taoist priest only has a few lines. You have memorized it for a week, and this time it will definitely work.”

Zhu Xin was inadvertently caught by the arm of the oncoming man with eyes. Hearing him say a series of words, he felt very inexplicable.

Just as Zhu Xin wanted to break free from the man with glasses, he felt a blockage of air in his body.It's over, the time for a cup of tea has passed, he has really become a black household, and all spells can't be used.

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