[Comprehensive] Please be careful if there are villagers haunting

After seeing the appearance of the person coming, Da He instinctively turned around and ran.She just came back and let this great god with explosive combat power appear on the stage. The plot arrangement is simply crazy, okay!Dahe, who used to be able to catch up with the demon king, didn't even run five meters, but was dragged by the back collar of the opponent, and he insisted on being carried back.

The visitor brought Dahe to his eyes and said, "I'm so courageous, you dare to run when you see me."

Seeing the ferocious look on the face of the person in front of him, Dahe shamelessly chose to surrender, "I'm really sorry! It's just that I disappeared suddenly for two months, no, it should have been two years. I don't know how to explain it to Ghost Lantern!" Dahe I have always felt that the ghost lamp is very good to her, but the premise of this "good" is that it does not involve the other party's job.

"Tell the truth!" Ghost Lantern stared at the little hamster in his hand like a snake, and added: "Tell me the time, place, people I met, and what happened there. You bring it back to the other world and shut it down for 12 years before releasing it for trial. If you are lucky, you can enter the animal realm. If you are unlucky, you will be dragged into the deepest part of the eighteenth floor of hell. Do you understand the seriousness of the problem?"

"The way of QAQ animals is to provide meat, and they are forced to sacrifice themselves for the sake of the public..." When Dahe thought that her next life would be either a cow or a sheep, she felt that she could no longer eat meat. QAQ Ghost Lantern Sang really holds a grudge!What should I do if I am unlucky and get an egg?

"Insecta."

This sentence added by Ghost Lantern completely crushed the big river that might be able to draw bison and antelope in my heart. Wild hard work can at least live longer, but for insects...

"Every day, I would wander about whether I was beaten to death or starved to death." Dahe, who couldn't help thinking about his next life, was as pale as paper.

"Hey! Let go of the villagers under my king's protection!" The devil king, who has been silent for a long time, saw that the villagers were suppressed so easily by the opponent, so he hurriedly spoke out to save this man, who in any case shared a difficult time with him. buddy.Although, he didn't know that the other party always thought of him as a slow-moving and funny teammate.The devil has always felt good about himself.

Ghost Lantern looked at the person who suddenly ran out to show his presence. Just now he was too busy paying attention to Dahe, but he ignored such a big person as air. Ghost Lantern was curious about the relationship between this person and Dahe, so he asked aloud: "You who?"

The demon king raised his chin, and replied with "I'm very high-end" on his face: "Hmm~ I won't scare you to death if you say it, I'm the strongest demon king in history!"

Before, I heard about the Demon King of "Yujiro Fanma, the strongest in history" from Dahe, and I thought it was really annoying to add a prefix or something in front of the name!Uh-huh~ Anyway, the only one who can defeat him is the brave, so it's okay to be a little embarrassed, right?

Hearing that a certain person is trying to die again, and who is not good enough to say this in front of the assistant officer of the king of hell, Dahe raised his eyes and looked at the demon king with a face of "I am very proud, I am very proud", she only hoped that this Don't travel too fast.Facts have proved that a demon king who is more than one force point behind a certain adult can be brought down by clogs as easily as someone.

It's just that the slippery ghost lantern took Dahe a few steps forward, put on the clogs, looked down at the man with a swollen head, and introduced himself belatedly: "I'm using the ghost lantern."

Ghost Lantern San he definitely did it on purpose!

The roaring Dahe was carried back to Kyoto City by the ghost lamp, and along the way was taken away by the demon king who was labeled as a large mobile garbage by the ghost lamp. This is definitely revenge, naked revenge——!

Because Inugami’s family had a great-grandfather who lived in the other world, the ghost lamp who didn’t want to expose his identity just sent the two of them to the next street. Before he left, he said: “You have thought about how to explain what happened before. Go home, I have been missing for two years, and my family members have gone crazy."

"Yeah." Dahe nodded obediently, and dragged the devil back home who was still clamoring for a fight with the ghost lamp.

It was the first time Dahe rang the doorbell without a key, and it was the mother Inugami who opened the door with a haggard face. When she saw her daughter came back, she jumped up and hugged her without letting go, "Great, Dahe, you finally You're back, mom is so worried about you, dad and Fudou almost turned the whole neon upside down, fortunately, you're back safe and sound." Mother Inugami let go of her daughter who was about to be suffocated by herself, she wiped Wiping away tears, he suddenly said seriously: "Baby boy! Tell me clearly, where have you been in the past two years, do you know how worried your family is about you!"

Mother Inugami grabbed Dahe by the ear and went into the yard and closed the door with a bang. Just as she was about to go back to the house to teach Dahe a lesson, she remembered that there seemed to be someone standing outside the door, so she quickly opened the door again, and looked outside with a dazed expression. The man apologized: "I'm sorry I was rude just now, hello, I'm Dahe's mother, may I ask, are you the one who brought my child back?"

The Demon King looked at the villagers who were being grabbed by the Inugami's mother and screamed for pain, and struggled to escape. He thought of his mother who stayed in another world and helped them find their stepfather every day, and suddenly felt that his mother was so cute. "Hello, the king and the villagers are only in a team relationship, and it is not the king who sent her back."

Mother Inugami blinked her eyes at the Demon King, then she suddenly leaned into Dahe's ear and said, "Could this child be suffering from a second illness?"

The corner of Dahe's mouth twitched, thinking about explaining the trouble, he simply said "um" and perfunctorily let it go.

Mother Inugami thought that since she was one of her daughter's few friends, she should have a second-degree second-degree illness, "Come in, please."

The Demon King was dragged into the yard by Dahe's mother. This was his first time visiting as a guest. Somewhat curious, he looked at the houses where the villagers lived. It's so big that you need to bend over to get in through the door.The demon king, who never knew that his height was approaching two meters, rubbed the bulging bag that hit the upper threshold just now and said, "My head hurts, the villager king."

The Inugami mother who saw someone walking and bumped into the threshold just now pushed Dahe and said, "Hurry up and get the medical kit for your friend. I'll call your father and tell them you're back safely."

Dahe let out a "hmm" and dragged the demon king who hit his head to the living room. She dug out a large plaster from under the TV cabinet and stuck it on the demon king's forehead with a snap, instantly turning him into a three-eyed boy.

The demon king, who was already a little dizzy, was even more dizzy after being slapped on the head by Dahe.

Soon, the whole family knew about Da He's return.

Jin, who had been waiting in the countryside all this time, returned to Inugami’s house in Kyoto with Inugami’s grandmother and babysitter Brave. Father Inugami, who was working, also left the meeting in hand, and recalled Futo, who was still looking for Taihe outside, and returned home. Dongliu, who temporarily worked as an onmyoji at home, also quickly finished his work and ran home on his midday horse.

night.

The Inugami's house, which was rarely gathered together, was in a mess. The demon king who came back with Dahe saw the brave man behind him, and thought he would never see this one in his life, so he rushed forward and hugged the opponent's thigh, crying When he got up, Illunis rubbed the devil's head with a smile like the owner of a large dog who loves to act like a baby as a pet.

Dahe was worse than Irunis. Her neck was hugged by Inugami's father, her waist was hugged by Fudou, and her thigh was hugged by her younger brother Dongliu. After three hugs, she didn't let go, crying and saying: " You will never be allowed to participate in the work of Onmyoji again, the sudden disappearance of good people is simply the rhythm that makes the heart strike!"

Standing aside, looking at his daughter, master, and sister at home, he scratched the back of his head and said, "During the two years you were missing, I entrusted Dongliu with all the work of Onmyoji, and he did a good job." , At this stage, more than half of the twelve zodiac signs can be summoned as envoys. Ah! By the way, and this.” Zhen took out a finely crafted Gouyu from his pocket and handed it to the immobile Dahe, explaining: “You are missing. The next day, a monster living in the heavenly realm brought this jade to his home."

Da He looked at the emerald green Gouyu lying in his hand, there was no crack on its body.Dahe, who had seen the Gouyu destroyed with his own eyes, asked, "That monster, did you say anything?"

After one or two years, I can still remember what the other party said: "He said."

[I've already repaired Gouyu for you, but I can't help you repair the dragon that exists in it, so I can only replace it with other ones. 】

Repeating the other party's original words, Zhen said again: "I asked him where you were at the time, but he just said, you will come back, but when, he said that he didn't know, so ask him Fu, the family is not in chaos because of your disappearance."

Da He already knew who repaired her cherished Gouyu, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I promise that this kind of thing won't happen again." Saying that, he hung Gouyu around his neck again and put it on close to his body.

"Anyway, it's good to be back." Zhen stretched out his hand and patted Dahe's head, he suddenly grabbed Papa Inugami's back collar and shouted: "I said you guys are never finished! You look like old men Can you do it! Isn’t it just a disappearance! Who are you scaring anyone with such a big battle!”

The Inugami father who was dragged one meter away broke the news: "When the monster dog didn't come, didn't you, Grandpa Zeng, stay up all night in a hurry and wait on the tree outside Dahe House!"

The old man who had indeed done this blushed and shouted: "Nah! I'm just admiring the moon—!"

"Admiring the moon, isn't the roof better." Dong Liu added a knife.

"I'm talking about you." Zhen clenched his fists, "If I don't speak, you will think that I am too old to beat you young people!" Zhen shouted angrily, transformed into a dog and rushed over .

In an instant, the living room was in chaos.

Dahe managed to climb out of the dangerous living room. She turned her head and glanced at Fudou, the brave man, and the devil who were fighting. Except for Fudou, the other two of the three had a dark circle. Mother Inugami is cooking in the kitchen.

An hour later, when Mother Inugami came to ask people to eat with a smile on her face, she opened the door of the living room, and saw the men and guests at home huddling together. At the door, after a moment, she put on a more gentle smile again and entered the messy living room, and she closed the door behind her backhand.After another half an hour, the refreshed mother Inugami opened the door with a smile and left the living room, followed by a group of dejected men.

At dinner time, Daddy Inugami, who hadn't played well before, was about to snatch food. He just caught a meatball with his great-grandfather, and Mother Inugami coughed heavily. The meatballs were snatched away by Da He with chopsticks.

She just picked up a cheap big river and stuffed meatballs into her mouth. She hasn't had a meal made by her mother for a long time, and she is really happy now~.

After cleaning up after dinner, Dahe went back to his yard.

She hadn't taken a bath for a long time and spent two hours in the bathroom before drying her wet hair.Before, Inugami's mother had told her that Dongliu was getting older and moved out of the courtyard here to live by herself a year ago, and Dahe's independent courtyard has returned to her state of dominance.However, thinking about Ghost Lantern's previous record of appearing in the room at night, and the fact that he seemed to be coming during the day, Dahe became more careful, and walked into the room wearing underwear, a T-shirt and shorts.

As soon as she opened the door, she really saw Ghost Lantern sitting on the cushion in her room, helping to prune the branches of snapdragons that had grown a lot.

Dahe, who still remembered the enchantment at home, rubbed his forehead and asked, "How did you get in here?"

"Jump over the wall."

"You were not..." Before Dahe could finish the word Fudou, the window in the room was suddenly broken, and a big black paw stretched in and swung at the ghost lamp. The nimble assistant officer hugged Antirrhinum evaded the sudden attack, he dodged to Dahe's side and stood still, that big paw slowly retracted, and after a while, a boy in a pullover rolled in from the window.

Ghost Lamp looked down at Dahe whose mouth was twitching and asked, "Isn't your family's guard dog just one?"

Hearing what Ghost Lantern said, Dahe knew that the other party was waiting for Zhen to leave before coming in. She pointed out two fingers and said, "It's always been two." However, Fudou did not, and explained: "Fudou is a real dog, and most of the time it maintains its human form."

"No wonder." He accidentally missed a ghost lamp and said, then turned to look at the murderous young man, and asked again: "How is his temper?"

Dahe recalled that Fudou had always been kind to her, so he said without thinking, "It's very gentle." As soon as he said this, Fudou's sharp claws swung over, the ghost lamp moved away with the snapdragon, and Dahe But she was slapped by the paw, but she was not hurt, but was dragged by Fu Dou all at once.

Fu Dou, who had controlled his strength, checked Da He up and down, and after making sure that she was not injured, he turned his head and stabbed his teeth at the ghost lamp.

Fu Dou is very angry now, although he already knew that the eldest lady would marry off sooner or later, but when he found out that there was a strange man in Dahe House today, he still couldn't help himself to have the same thought as his master.I really want to shoot each other angrily!It is not so easy to give away the reason for children who have been brought up by themselves.The more he thought about it, the more angry Fu Dou gradually turned into a black dog. He stood in front of Da He to block her.

"Wait for Fudou, Ghost Lantern will sang him..." Dahe wanted to explain, but Fudou didn't listen at all.

"Miss, please stay behind me, it will be over in a while." Fu Dou said and rushed over.

Dahe, who couldn't think of any other way to stop Fudou, grabbed him by the tail. Fudou's movement of rushing over stopped, and he turned his head to look behind him. No matter how hard he tried, he would definitely not be able to fight Dahe Dao: "Miss, please let me go, I must Want to..." Before Fudou finished speaking, the ghost lamp flashed from the other side of him, he grabbed Dahe by the collar, looked back at Fudou in surprise, and dragged Dahe out of the house.

"You bastard, let go of the eldest lady!" Fu Dou chased out angrily.

At this time, the brave man who was studying how to go home in the main courtyard squatted with the devil, and there was a torn black hole in front of them.

"Sure enough, it's better to say hello to Dahe. If you leave suddenly or something, you might be beaten badly when we meet next time." The brave man said this, and he also provoked the memory of the demon king being beaten. He said: "Hmph ...! Ben, this king is not afraid of the villagers! This king is the strongest in history..."

Before the words "devil king" could be uttered, a certain person was trampled into the soil by someone who fell from the sky.

Dahe looked embarrassedly at the demon king lying on the ground and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't notice it because it was too dark." Saying that, he quickly jumped off the demon king.

Irunis poked the devil's head with his hand and worried: "Sabiros, are you okay?"

The devil stretched out his hand tremblingly, and just about to say that it was okay, he was stepped into the soil by the second person who fell down, and the ghost lamp looked at the person under his feet and apologized: "I'm sorry, it's too dark and I didn't notice .” Saying that, quickly get off the opponent.

The demon king who endured it once lifted the table, "Fuck you, it's too dark! I'm such a big man, you said you didn't see it clearly—!" The demon king was about to rub a fireball and throw it over, but was thrown down by the third one. The giant dog's paw was pressed into the soil, and the visitor quickly changed into a human form and waved his paw towards the ghost lamp.

It's too crowded for a bunch of people to mix together.

Dahe, who wanted to get out of the way, was tripped by the squatting brave man, and in a panic, she only had time to grab the sleeve of one of them.

Then, they pulled each other and fell into the black hole together.

The surroundings were dark for a while and then brightened again. Dahe, who was falling from the sky, always felt that the scene was very serious, "Immediate vision ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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