[Comprehensive] Please be careful if there are villagers haunting
Chapter 37 My villager is a novice 37
Although Fu Dou is a dog, when he was in human form, he had an appearance that made people blush and couldn't move their eyes. Because he always kept a straight face, so a few occasional smiles were enough to make people blush. One can't stand it, not to mention, depression that rarely shows itself.
Simply, it is hard to refuse!
However, there are exceptions.
Dahe's enthusiasm for Fudou is calm, calm, and unresponsive. She looked up at Fudou who was hugging her tightly and said, "Are you admitting your mistake?"
After being exposed, the fight froze for a moment.Once, Fudou used this trick on Dongliu's young master because he accidentally smashed Dongliu's favorite flower pot. Unfortunately, the tricks that are useful to the young master are worth a penny on the young lady. Nothing——!
"The master is a big liar, didn't he promise that this trick will work!" Fu Dou, who was thinking so in his heart, immediately let go, and turned back into a very cute little black dog, with his tail hanging down and his head down.
Dahe looked at Fudou who had done something completely wrong, and he was like a dog in the process of admitting his mistake, and remembered Xiaobai who had scratched the tatami, and when he confessed his mistake, he was also Xiaobai who bowed his head and said nothing.The attitude of admitting mistakes is very serious.What makes people want to laugh is that when being lectured, they will secretly raise their heads and look to the other side, taking the opportunity to observe your expression.
"Do you know that you were almost in danger today?" As the half owner of Fudou, Dahe would not beat him if his pet dog did something wrong. Do, "Do you know what that person's occupation is?"
The little black dog lowered his head and said nothing.
Dahe didn't make a sound when he watched Fudou, and was silent for a while and said: "He is a brave man who once killed a dragon. Although it is a dragon in an RPG game, it is real. It can breathe fire, and one tail is enough to tear it apart. A house fell, and all the places he stepped on turned into ruins, such a big guy, he chopped it down with only one person." After a pause, Dahe whispered again: "Do you think you can stand up to it?" A dragon?"
Although Fu Dou's real body is also very big, compared with the dragon that Da He saw before, it is definitely on the same level as a big-eared fox facing two adult whales.
Black Dog looked up at Da He and asked, "Why does Missy know such a person?"
Dahe has never mentioned the things before he was born, and he didn't know whether to tell Fudou about these things for a while, after all...cause unnecessary troubles, it's not good.
Dahe thought for a while, and finally said for the sake of disaster, "I have the memory of not being born in Inugami's family. In modern terms, I remember everything in my previous life. The era I stayed in, Knights and adventurers are both popular professions. I lived there as an ordinary person, but one day, in the village where I lived, an evil dragon that lived on a volcano far away from the village came inexplicably. It was instantly destroyed by it..."
The house was burning with flames, and she knelt there, watching the dragon devour the cattle and sheep, her own world seemed to be shattered, and she could only watch the dragon walking towards her.
……
Dahe, who didn't want to think about that scene again, closed her eyes, and said softly, "At that time, a very powerful person appeared. He slayed the dragon, and he was called the Illunis of the Brave."
After Dahe finished speaking, Fudou was silent for a long time without replying. He turned his head and glanced at the door, got up and opened the window with his paws and said, "It's getting late, Miss, go to sleep." After finishing speaking, he closed the window again with his paws up.
Futo, who didn't leave at all, swelled into the shape of a large dog, and lay down beside Taiga's bed, closing his eyes.
Dahe, with a headache, got up and opened the door. When she saw another person guarding outside her room, she wished she could kick him over.
Da He said to the man in armor and wrapped in a cloak: "You don't go to bed at night, you are so fully dressed, what are you doing at my door—!"
Illunis, who didn't go to sleep at all, smiled and said, "Just now I heard the conversation in your room, and I was a little worried, so I squatted over with my sword in my arms to guard." Ilunnis said, tilting his head, looking Glancing at Dahe's boudoir, he found only a black dog inside, thinking that the person who disturbed Dahe's rest just now had already gone out of the window.Illunis, who was sitting on the opposite side of Dahe's room with his knees bent, said, "It's getting late, go to sleep."
Da He looked at Irunis who had no intention of leaving at all and asked, "What about you?"
Irunis blinked in surprise, and said as a matter of course: "Of course I will keep vigil for you, just in case..." Before Irunis could say the word "enemy attack", he was kicked by Dahe Kicked into the guest room next door, lying on the ground for a long time unable to turn over.
Dahe sat down on Irunis' back, and she strangled him with her wrestling skills and said, "The enemy is attacking you, quickly take off your cloak, take off your hard armor, and wrap yourself in a quilt. Close your eyes! Sleep well!"
Illunis, who was so strangled that he couldn't breathe, turned over forcibly, got up, ran to a corner of the guest room, covered his body with his hands and said, "It's over, village...cough, Dahe! Even if we meet again after a long absence, you can't be so enthusiastic."
The overturned Dahe slowly climbed up, and she looked at the brave man who was on guard against her gloomyly, evoking a strangely curved smile, and muttered: "Beat the brave man every day."
Fu Dou, who was lying in Da He's room, heard the sound of thumping and rattling coming from the next door, and a few minutes later, his young lady came back refreshed.
Oh, actually, the hero is not that annoying.
Master, what do you think of this matter?
the next day.
Before Fudou woke up, Dahe, who was lying on the bed, opened her eyes automatically. She rubbed her eyes and got up, went out, walked into the next room, and saw that the sleeping in the room was super ugly, with half of her body exposed under the quilt. Irunes.
Dahe evoked a nasty smile, grabbed Illunis's quilt and shook it vigorously.
The quilt was taken away. Irunis quickly curled himself up into a ball and continued to sleep. Dahe kicked Ilunis with his feet and said, "Hey, I got up. I'm going to buy clothes for you today."
"Hmm..." Ironis, who didn't want to get up, turned over, turned his back to the river, and continued to sleep.
After his patience was worn out, Dahe, who originally wanted to be more polite, directly kicked Irunis out of bed.
The poor brave man rolled several times, hit his head against the wall and woke up instantly. He got up blankly and looked around, muttering, "Enemy, enemy attack...?" Only then did he realize that the place he was staying in was no longer the world where there were dangers everywhere.
Irunis rubbed his eyes, yawned and said, "Good morning."
"Morning." Dahe shook the quilt in her hands, folded it, and put it in the closet. She cherished words like gold, walked up to the brave man, kicked Illunis' leg lightly and said, "Get up, Have a meal."
"Oh." The disheveled Illunis followed Dahe out of the room.
Fu Dou, who got up only a few minutes late, had already bought breakfast from outside, he bowed politely: "Miss, breakfast is ready, I'm going to wake up the young master now."
Dahe, who deliberately got up early to torment the brave man, stopped Fudou who was about to go upstairs and said, "Let him continue to sleep. I'm going out later. Fudou lent me a suit of clothes for Irunes to wear."
"Okay." Fudou bowed, nodded to Irunis who greeted him, and went back to his room to get his clothes.
Illunis, who usually only wears armor, puts on modern clothes, which always makes people feel a...
"It's strange, there is a feeling of being looked at naked." Irunis covered his thin body with both hands, and probably couldn't hold the slime's once corroded clothes, "It's too thin! It's so thin, and the defense ability is Zero! It's too dangerous to go out wearing this!"
Dahe looked in front of him, and after changing his clothes, he successfully changed his image and said: "It's strange, is it because I'm used to seeing you wearing an armored cloak for a funny look? It's hard to get used to wearing such a serious dress suddenly."
"QAQ, then I can change it back!"
"'_ゝ`) No way!" Dahe rejected Irunis's proposal, explaining: "I don't want to be invited to drink tea because of your obviously questionable equipment, by the way, if you dare to bring a sword, I will Dare to tie you to the bed with a rope, and not let you wear clothes, naked."
The threat of Dahe is especially useful for the brave man who doesn't wear thick clothes and would rather die from heat than change into casual clothes.
"QAQ cloak, can I bring the cloak?"
"'_ゝ`) cannot."
Father Inugami, who was brushing his teeth in the yard, turned his head and saw the blond young man who lived in his house yesterday.The young man who was very cheerful before was now following behind his precious daughter, pulling her skirt like a daughter-in-law, lowering his head, rubbing his eyes with his hands, as if crying...
"Cough, cough, cough." Wanting to know what was going on, in the end, when he was about to shout for trouble, Father Inugami, who choked on toothpaste foam, coughed a few times.
Dahe, who was taking the brave man out, felt that it would be too cheap to kill him all at once, so if he stayed, he could still greet him with head and face when he was fine.She has been bullied by this ignorant guy all her life, there is no reason for him to be relieved so quickly.
"Ironis, you said I'll take you to KFC, okay?"
The brave man who was not used to modern clothes tilted his head and asked, "Is that a magical horse?"
Dahe, who seldom drinks cola, but suddenly wants to drink it today, smiled sweetly and said, "It's a place that sells delicious fried chicken~."
Irunis clenched his fist and said, "So that's it, it's the restaurant."
"That's right, it's the restaurant...hehehe..."
Illunis, who had no idea what would happen next, followed Dahe into KFC expectantly.
Da He walked to the counter and said, "No matter what it is, let's have a bucket of Coke first."
The counter staff were intimidated.
Oh, let me go, sir, did I hear you right?Are you going to drink Coke as plain water?I actually want a bucket of it——! ! !
The author has something to say: Think about how a brave man living in PRG behaves when facing a dark, dangerous-looking soda that pops into his mouth.
2333 Hahahahahahahahahaha no good! ! ! ! !I laughed so hard when I hit here! ! ! ! !
Facing a bucket of this thing, brave man, should you drink it or not.
The brave looked at the Coke in his hand speechlessly and asked, "Is the water in this world such a strange thing?"
Dahe showed a miserable expression and said: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo】Soda water is the same as water in our world."
【Dahe is not lying, many people drink soda as plain water.The author is also one of them~~~ But drinking too much is bad for your teeth~ Be careful]
Simply, it is hard to refuse!
However, there are exceptions.
Dahe's enthusiasm for Fudou is calm, calm, and unresponsive. She looked up at Fudou who was hugging her tightly and said, "Are you admitting your mistake?"
After being exposed, the fight froze for a moment.Once, Fudou used this trick on Dongliu's young master because he accidentally smashed Dongliu's favorite flower pot. Unfortunately, the tricks that are useful to the young master are worth a penny on the young lady. Nothing——!
"The master is a big liar, didn't he promise that this trick will work!" Fu Dou, who was thinking so in his heart, immediately let go, and turned back into a very cute little black dog, with his tail hanging down and his head down.
Dahe looked at Fudou who had done something completely wrong, and he was like a dog in the process of admitting his mistake, and remembered Xiaobai who had scratched the tatami, and when he confessed his mistake, he was also Xiaobai who bowed his head and said nothing.The attitude of admitting mistakes is very serious.What makes people want to laugh is that when being lectured, they will secretly raise their heads and look to the other side, taking the opportunity to observe your expression.
"Do you know that you were almost in danger today?" As the half owner of Fudou, Dahe would not beat him if his pet dog did something wrong. Do, "Do you know what that person's occupation is?"
The little black dog lowered his head and said nothing.
Dahe didn't make a sound when he watched Fudou, and was silent for a while and said: "He is a brave man who once killed a dragon. Although it is a dragon in an RPG game, it is real. It can breathe fire, and one tail is enough to tear it apart. A house fell, and all the places he stepped on turned into ruins, such a big guy, he chopped it down with only one person." After a pause, Dahe whispered again: "Do you think you can stand up to it?" A dragon?"
Although Fu Dou's real body is also very big, compared with the dragon that Da He saw before, it is definitely on the same level as a big-eared fox facing two adult whales.
Black Dog looked up at Da He and asked, "Why does Missy know such a person?"
Dahe has never mentioned the things before he was born, and he didn't know whether to tell Fudou about these things for a while, after all...cause unnecessary troubles, it's not good.
Dahe thought for a while, and finally said for the sake of disaster, "I have the memory of not being born in Inugami's family. In modern terms, I remember everything in my previous life. The era I stayed in, Knights and adventurers are both popular professions. I lived there as an ordinary person, but one day, in the village where I lived, an evil dragon that lived on a volcano far away from the village came inexplicably. It was instantly destroyed by it..."
The house was burning with flames, and she knelt there, watching the dragon devour the cattle and sheep, her own world seemed to be shattered, and she could only watch the dragon walking towards her.
……
Dahe, who didn't want to think about that scene again, closed her eyes, and said softly, "At that time, a very powerful person appeared. He slayed the dragon, and he was called the Illunis of the Brave."
After Dahe finished speaking, Fudou was silent for a long time without replying. He turned his head and glanced at the door, got up and opened the window with his paws and said, "It's getting late, Miss, go to sleep." After finishing speaking, he closed the window again with his paws up.
Futo, who didn't leave at all, swelled into the shape of a large dog, and lay down beside Taiga's bed, closing his eyes.
Dahe, with a headache, got up and opened the door. When she saw another person guarding outside her room, she wished she could kick him over.
Da He said to the man in armor and wrapped in a cloak: "You don't go to bed at night, you are so fully dressed, what are you doing at my door—!"
Illunis, who didn't go to sleep at all, smiled and said, "Just now I heard the conversation in your room, and I was a little worried, so I squatted over with my sword in my arms to guard." Ilunnis said, tilting his head, looking Glancing at Dahe's boudoir, he found only a black dog inside, thinking that the person who disturbed Dahe's rest just now had already gone out of the window.Illunis, who was sitting on the opposite side of Dahe's room with his knees bent, said, "It's getting late, go to sleep."
Da He looked at Irunis who had no intention of leaving at all and asked, "What about you?"
Irunis blinked in surprise, and said as a matter of course: "Of course I will keep vigil for you, just in case..." Before Irunis could say the word "enemy attack", he was kicked by Dahe Kicked into the guest room next door, lying on the ground for a long time unable to turn over.
Dahe sat down on Irunis' back, and she strangled him with her wrestling skills and said, "The enemy is attacking you, quickly take off your cloak, take off your hard armor, and wrap yourself in a quilt. Close your eyes! Sleep well!"
Illunis, who was so strangled that he couldn't breathe, turned over forcibly, got up, ran to a corner of the guest room, covered his body with his hands and said, "It's over, village...cough, Dahe! Even if we meet again after a long absence, you can't be so enthusiastic."
The overturned Dahe slowly climbed up, and she looked at the brave man who was on guard against her gloomyly, evoking a strangely curved smile, and muttered: "Beat the brave man every day."
Fu Dou, who was lying in Da He's room, heard the sound of thumping and rattling coming from the next door, and a few minutes later, his young lady came back refreshed.
Oh, actually, the hero is not that annoying.
Master, what do you think of this matter?
the next day.
Before Fudou woke up, Dahe, who was lying on the bed, opened her eyes automatically. She rubbed her eyes and got up, went out, walked into the next room, and saw that the sleeping in the room was super ugly, with half of her body exposed under the quilt. Irunes.
Dahe evoked a nasty smile, grabbed Illunis's quilt and shook it vigorously.
The quilt was taken away. Irunis quickly curled himself up into a ball and continued to sleep. Dahe kicked Ilunis with his feet and said, "Hey, I got up. I'm going to buy clothes for you today."
"Hmm..." Ironis, who didn't want to get up, turned over, turned his back to the river, and continued to sleep.
After his patience was worn out, Dahe, who originally wanted to be more polite, directly kicked Irunis out of bed.
The poor brave man rolled several times, hit his head against the wall and woke up instantly. He got up blankly and looked around, muttering, "Enemy, enemy attack...?" Only then did he realize that the place he was staying in was no longer the world where there were dangers everywhere.
Irunis rubbed his eyes, yawned and said, "Good morning."
"Morning." Dahe shook the quilt in her hands, folded it, and put it in the closet. She cherished words like gold, walked up to the brave man, kicked Illunis' leg lightly and said, "Get up, Have a meal."
"Oh." The disheveled Illunis followed Dahe out of the room.
Fu Dou, who got up only a few minutes late, had already bought breakfast from outside, he bowed politely: "Miss, breakfast is ready, I'm going to wake up the young master now."
Dahe, who deliberately got up early to torment the brave man, stopped Fudou who was about to go upstairs and said, "Let him continue to sleep. I'm going out later. Fudou lent me a suit of clothes for Irunes to wear."
"Okay." Fudou bowed, nodded to Irunis who greeted him, and went back to his room to get his clothes.
Illunis, who usually only wears armor, puts on modern clothes, which always makes people feel a...
"It's strange, there is a feeling of being looked at naked." Irunis covered his thin body with both hands, and probably couldn't hold the slime's once corroded clothes, "It's too thin! It's so thin, and the defense ability is Zero! It's too dangerous to go out wearing this!"
Dahe looked in front of him, and after changing his clothes, he successfully changed his image and said: "It's strange, is it because I'm used to seeing you wearing an armored cloak for a funny look? It's hard to get used to wearing such a serious dress suddenly."
"QAQ, then I can change it back!"
"'_ゝ`) No way!" Dahe rejected Irunis's proposal, explaining: "I don't want to be invited to drink tea because of your obviously questionable equipment, by the way, if you dare to bring a sword, I will Dare to tie you to the bed with a rope, and not let you wear clothes, naked."
The threat of Dahe is especially useful for the brave man who doesn't wear thick clothes and would rather die from heat than change into casual clothes.
"QAQ cloak, can I bring the cloak?"
"'_ゝ`) cannot."
Father Inugami, who was brushing his teeth in the yard, turned his head and saw the blond young man who lived in his house yesterday.The young man who was very cheerful before was now following behind his precious daughter, pulling her skirt like a daughter-in-law, lowering his head, rubbing his eyes with his hands, as if crying...
"Cough, cough, cough." Wanting to know what was going on, in the end, when he was about to shout for trouble, Father Inugami, who choked on toothpaste foam, coughed a few times.
Dahe, who was taking the brave man out, felt that it would be too cheap to kill him all at once, so if he stayed, he could still greet him with head and face when he was fine.She has been bullied by this ignorant guy all her life, there is no reason for him to be relieved so quickly.
"Ironis, you said I'll take you to KFC, okay?"
The brave man who was not used to modern clothes tilted his head and asked, "Is that a magical horse?"
Dahe, who seldom drinks cola, but suddenly wants to drink it today, smiled sweetly and said, "It's a place that sells delicious fried chicken~."
Irunis clenched his fist and said, "So that's it, it's the restaurant."
"That's right, it's the restaurant...hehehe..."
Illunis, who had no idea what would happen next, followed Dahe into KFC expectantly.
Da He walked to the counter and said, "No matter what it is, let's have a bucket of Coke first."
The counter staff were intimidated.
Oh, let me go, sir, did I hear you right?Are you going to drink Coke as plain water?I actually want a bucket of it——! ! !
The author has something to say: Think about how a brave man living in PRG behaves when facing a dark, dangerous-looking soda that pops into his mouth.
2333 Hahahahahahahahahaha no good! ! ! ! !I laughed so hard when I hit here! ! ! ! !
Facing a bucket of this thing, brave man, should you drink it or not.
The brave looked at the Coke in his hand speechlessly and asked, "Is the water in this world such a strange thing?"
Dahe showed a miserable expression and said: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo】Soda water is the same as water in our world."
【Dahe is not lying, many people drink soda as plain water.The author is also one of them~~~ But drinking too much is bad for your teeth~ Be careful]
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