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Once upon a time, there was a huge forest on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea.

It is said that this forest is inhabited by a powerful and beautiful witch.

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"Respected witch..." Dazai Osamu followed behind the witch with his hands tied with hemp rope, "I can't even run away, let's stop doing this."

"I can't be fooled by you a second time!" The witch firmly rejected Osamu Dazai's proposal.

She complained: "You almost ran away just now, don't think I don't know, everyone you touch will disappear, if you touch me, hum, I'm not stupid. I'm the most intelligent in this forest witch."

Osamu Dazai sighed, and asked sincerely, "Your Excellency Witch, why did you arrest me? Why didn't you arrest Mr. Mori?"

"Sen... oh, the one who pulled out my mandrake with you before, he can't run away either! But since you're here, let's bring you here first, he can't escape, You can't escape either." The witch strode home refreshed and refreshed.

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes: "How about this, if you let me go, I will help you bring Mr. Mori here."

"Impossible! I know, for a person like you, if I let you go, you will run away immediately! I will never be fooled again!" The witch reiterated her declaration.

Osamu Dazai began to sell miserably: "But the last time we came to you, it was obviously to save Alice from Mr. Mori's family! Mr. Sun and I stole your mandrake because of Mr. Mori's needs , He encouraged us to do it together. You see, I don’t need your potion to do anything. It’s impossible for a person like me to steal other people’s things casually! Your potion Planted in the garden, it can be seen that it is artificially cultivated, I will definitely not pull out artificially cultivated mandrakes for no reason, only Mr. Sen, because he is eager to save Alice, he will take the risk because of this need."

The witch seemed to be lost in thought, and her walking speed slowed down.

Osamu Dazai then struck while the iron was hot: "Look! My supernatural ability is to eliminate supernatural abilities. Whether it is your potion or magic, it is of no use to me. I have nothing to do. Why do you pull your mandrake? So This is not what I did!"

"By the way! You see, if I touch your mandrakes, they may immediately become something that is not a Mandrake. It must not be the Mandrake that I went to pull in your garden Ah! Only Mr. Mori can do it!"

Osamu Dazai raised his hands, which were tied with a climbing rope: "Look! You clearly tied me with hemp rope, but now it has become such a thick rope, which shows that I It is impossible to touch the things in the fairy tale!"

Osamu Dazai deliberately changed the concept here. Although the things in the fairy tale world will change into their original form when they are touched by Osamu Dazai, if Hibiki continues to release supernatural powers, after he leaves Osamu Dazai, he will be transformed back to his original form by Osamu Dazai The things that belong to it will turn back into the objects in the fairy tale.

He misled the witch into thinking that he really couldn't touch anything from the fairy tale.

Sure enough, the witch began to hesitate.

She is a good witch, so it is inevitable that she will feel anxious that she may have misunderstood others.

"But..." The witch hesitated to think what reason she had to detain Osamu Dazai?

Osamu Dazai blinked and looked at the witch expectantly.

"It was you who made the noise and caused us to disappear!" A squirrel suddenly hung down from a nearby tree.

The squirrel was hanging upside down from a tree by its tail, with its paws folded on its chest and a large pine cone in its hand.

"That's right! You were the one who took the initiative to touch the ring last time!" The witch immediately woke up from Osamu Dazai's trick.

"You're trying to lie to me again!" The witch pulled the rope angrily, making Osamu Dazai stagger, and then she began to walk faster.

The squirrel proudly hooked its tail on the branch, swung its body, and landed on the witch's hat.

It tightened the witch's hat, moved a few times, and managed to face Osamu Dazai behind him, making a grimace.

"Witch, witch, everyone wants to invite you to a tea party on the lawn next to Mr. Xiong's house this afternoon. Will you go?" After the little squirrel had finished baring its teeth and claws at Osamu Dazai, it hopped along the hat and onto the witch's shoulder.

"Emm..." The witch thought for a few seconds, then nodded, "Go, do you need me to bring something?"

"Our family will bring some nuts, Mr. Grizzly has prepared afternoon tea, the rabbit family will bring snacks, and the little bird will also bring some food."

"Then I'll take something to eat too." The witch thought about it, took out a nut from her pocket, and handed it to her shoulder.

The squirrel bears nuts and begins to nibble on them.

Osamu Dazai dejectedly followed them one by one, feeling a little hungry.

When it came to the door of the witch's house, the squirrel hopped lightly onto the tree, and waved its paw at the witch: "Be sure to come this afternoon!"

The witch nodded: "I will come."

Turning around and leading Osamu Dazai into the house, the witch showed a gloomy expression.

The witch slapped open a door of her house with a "boom--" and pulled Osamu Dazai in.

The room connected by this door is an ordinary storage room. The space is not very large, and there are piles of colorful beans on the wooden floor.

These beans are mixed together, just like in the bulk grain section of the supermarket, some bear child picked up a handful of mung beans and threw them into the red beans, then grabbed the mixture of red beans and mung beans and threw them into the black beans, and finally threw the soybeans blended in.

The witch waved her wand, and a wind blade slashed across Dazai Osamu's wrist, and the rope binding his hands snapped and fell to the ground.

Osamu Dazai was a little surprised that the witch gave him freedom, but it was better to let him go.

"Today your task is to separate these beans!" The witch was proud, holding her chest. , then you have to wait until the chicken has finished eating the rice and the dog has finished licking the noodles before you can go out from here."

"Dear witch..." Osamu Dazai hadn't finished speaking, fearing that he was chatting with him and the witch would dodge, bypassed Osamu Dazai and walked out of the storage room, followed by another huge "嗙——" With a sound, the witch closed the door.

Osamu Dazai heard a "click" from above the door, which sounded like the witch had locked the door.

There was only one narrow window in the storage room, and even Osamu Dazai couldn't get out of it.

Just when Osamu Dazai was looking at the small window, a witch's face appeared on the small window. She triumphantly said "嗙—" and closed the glass window, then shook the key outside the glass, when Looking at Osamu Dazai's face, he stuffed it into his pocket.

"I will never let you out until I finish picking up the beans!"

With the last harsh words, the witch left.

Osamu Dazai knelt down and touched the beans, but unfortunately, the beans were still beans, not something turned into a bean in a fairy tale.

"Oh." Osamu Dazai sighed, and could only really pick up the beans.

The witch secretly using magic to peep in the storage room couldn't help laughing, hahahahahahaha!

Make you always think of lying to me, now you can only be obedient!

The witch decided to send something nice next time to her distant cousin, the witch who told her that she could punish others by splitting beans.

However, the naive witch didn't realize that the second she turned off the monitor, Osamu Dazai, who was squatting obediently, sat down on the ground.

Osamu Dazai listened attentively to the voices in the witch's house, and after a while he heard a heavy muffled sound, and he hurried to the glass window to look.

Sure enough, this window was in a corner of the witch's house. Because the storage room was a semi-basement structure, the ground seen from the window was not high. Osamu Dazai saw from a distance that the gate of the witch's house was closed.

Although no witch was seen, since the door was closed, the witch must have gone out.

Osamu Dazai immediately jumped up, went to the door of the storage room, took out a small paper clip in his pocket, straightened it easily, and stuck it into the keyhole.

He put his face against the door lock, moved his fingers dexterously, and soon heard a "click". Osamu Dazai pulled out the paper clip, pressed the doorknob, and the door of the storage room opened.

"Hmph." Osamu Dazai hummed triumphantly, and decided to steal some of the witch's potion.

He rummaged through the cabinets in the witch's house, relying on the memory of the last time he came here, he found the cabinet where the witch kept the potions.

Although I don't know what these potions are, it's always right to take them.

When Osamu Dazai was about to reach out, he remembered that he couldn't touch the potion directly.

He only thought for a second, then ran into the witch's restaurant and pulled hard.

The tablecloth on the witch's table was ripped off by Osamu Dazai. What was shocking was that the vases and candlesticks she had originally placed on the table flew up because of Osamu Dazai's movements, and then were pulled by gravity and fell on the table. The candlestick with a high center of gravity shook slightly, and the rest of the vases landed firmly on the table.

Osamu Dazai saw that he had practiced.

Holding the witch's tablecloth, he ran back to the witch's potion cabinet.

Using a napkin he had just brought down along the tablecloth as a temporary glove, Osamu Dazai took out the potions in the cabinet one by one through the napkin and placed them in the center of the tablecloth.

Finally, all the potions in the cabinet were stolen by Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai gently lifted up the four corners of the tablecloth filled with potions, tied the four corners together, and tied a strong knot, then lifted the tablecloth burden in his hands, ready to slip away.

Before leaving, in order to delay the time, he did not forget to lock the door of the storage room that was closed just now.

In this way, if the witch came back, when she suspected who did it, she would have to spend time to unlock it and go into the storage room to find him.

Repeating the old trick, he opened and locked all the doors of the witch's house, including the main entrance of the house and the gate of the yard. Osamu Dazai managed to escape from the witch's house and disappeared into the woods.

Then just wait until the war outside is over, and the ringing will pick him up.

It should be done soon, and the witch won't find him until then.

Maybe?

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A few days later, Dazai Osamu - died