What to do to save the world literary world

"I heard that you are the most powerful and knowledgeable witch in the entire forest." Mori Ogai learned from the experience of Osamu Dazai just now, and began to praise the witches hard.

"Who told you? This person is really honest." The corners of the witch's lips curled up unconsciously, but she tried her best to restrain the corners of her lips from turning up. This behavior of restraining instinct made her expression look a little ferocious. .

Rang silently cursed, it seemed that she was the only witch in this forest, and she must be the most powerful witch.

"Tell me, what do you want to do here?" the witch asked again.

Mori Ogai and Osamu Dazai looked at each other, walked forward, showing a sad expression: "I'm so miserable!"

"My Alice just ate an apple and fell unconscious. It's been days!"

Mori Ogai began to tell a tragic story in which those who heard it were sad and those who saw it shed tears.

In this story, he recounted in detail how he and Alice depended on each other, practiced medicine to save lives in a slum, and managed to live better, but encountered an accident.

The witch burst into tears when she heard this. She lifted up her outermost robe and wiped her tears with the corner of her sleeve: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)s, you are so pitiful.”

Both Hibiki and Nakahara looked at the witch in shock, not understanding what was so touching about this story.

But Dazai Osamu and Mori Ogai, these two habitual deceitful criminals who take pleasure in deception are not ashamed, they both have a "witch, you are so understanding" expression.

If it wasn't for Xiang knowing what the two of them were going to do later, she would have almost believed them.

"So you came to me because you want me to save that girl named Alice?" The witch choked for a long time before finally calming down.

"Yes!" Mori Ogai was moved, "We have inquired many ways and heard that many witches were introduced, but after we heard that you are the strongest witch in this forest, we immediately decided to come to you! You There is a way!"

disgusting.

Hiroshi despised Mori Ogai in his heart, he decided to cheat this witch as soon as he heard it, and he actually had the face to say it directly.

She was going to feel sorry for the lady witch.

"Then you have found the right person." The witch patted her chest loudly, "Besides me, there is no other witch in this forest who can help you!"

They said that she is the only witch in this forest!Even a witch can't find a second one, let alone a powerful one.

Hibiki felt that he was about to turn into a funny character.

"Then please take a look, what happened to Alice?" Mori Ogai quickly winked at Nakahara Nakaya.

Central Plains also controlled Alice to descend slowly from the sky and landed in front of the witch.

The witch stepped forward and took a closer look at Alice's face.

"I know! She must have eaten the queen's poisoned apple!" the witch concluded decisively.

"What's that?" Mori Ogai asked.

"It is rumored that there is also a powerful witch in the forest next door, who is only a little bit worse than me. She married the king of a nearby country as queen a few years ago. The king has a very beautiful daughter. This The queen insists that she is the most beautiful woman in the world, so she wants to kill other beautiful women in the world." The witch showed a terrifying expression, as if going from bottom to top in the middle of the night when it was dark. It's like telling a ghost story with a flashlight in your face.

"If I wasn't strong enough, I would have been killed by that queen!" The witch patted her chest with a lingering fear.

I took a good look at the witch. In fact, if the exaggerated gothic smoky makeup on her face was removed, the witch should be considered very beautiful.

But I don't know if it's to maintain her witch image. In short, she painted a dark makeup that looks like a dark wizard. Although it doesn't look ugly, it is indeed a bit too avant-garde and not easy for people to accept.

"Later, the queen found out from nowhere that her stepdaughter Snow White would become the most beautiful woman in the world when she grew up, so she went crazy and wanted to kill Snow White. This poisonous apple was researched by her. People want to eat it just by looking at it, and they will die immediately after eating it." Obviously, the witch does not know that the queen has a magic mirror, but he doesn't seem to be familiar with the queen, and he doesn't have the perspective of God like the reader She didn't know it was a matter of course.

"Then Alice can be saved?" Mori Ogai's flustered face didn't seem like a fake. It has to be said that even if he doesn't become a mafia leader or even writes a book, he can still go to Hollywood for a living.After all, whether it's appearance or acting skills, Mori Ogai is very passable.

"Of course, don't look at who I am!" The witch looked proud, "As long as I use my exclusive formula of potion, it will definitely cure the disease and bring her back to life immediately."

"Then this potion..." Mori Ogai looked expectant.

But to be honest, he doesn't really believe in witches' potions. After all, the herbs he grows are dry. Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu stole mandrakes and Hibiki What Mr. Grizzly got over there was completely different.

The mandrake on Mr. Grizzly's side is white and plump like ginseng, and it looks like a fine variety that has been carefully cultivated and grown well.

And what about the witch?Although it is said that the mandrakes were plucked out by Osamu Dazai and Mori Ogai, they found that the mandrakes were shriveled and shriveled before they plucked them.

What's more, the mandrake touched by Osamu Dazai later turned into a big white radish, which is a counterfeit and shoddy product.

No matter what a witch who can grow medicinal herbs like this thinks, the potion level should not be too high.

But you can't think so, what if the witch is a genius in potions but not very good at planting?

"Excuse me, how can I save Alice?" Mori Ogai asked expectantly, "The potion..."

"No!" The witch unexpectedly rejected Mori Ogai's expectations, "My potion was made by me after a lot of hard work, and it's impossible to give it to you casually."

"Then can I exchange something?" Mori Ogai originally expected that this matter would not be so easy to achieve his goal, and he was already prepared in his heart, so he brought Dazai Osamu.

"It's impossible to change anything! That's the potion that I worked so hard from planting seeds to herbs!" The witch rejected Mori Ogai's request with a strong attitude.

"Is it really impossible?" Mori Ogai made another sad expression, "Alice, my Alice! How can I live without you!"

"This...you...you..." Seeing Mori Ogai in such a miserable state, the witch couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic.

"Is there really no way to give us the potion no matter what?" Dazai Osamu saw the wavering on the witch's face, and hurriedly stepped forward, giving the witch a step down, "Seeing that Mr. Mori and Alice are so pitiful For sake."

Osamu Dazai didn't want to help Mori Ogai, he just wanted to see Mori Ogai's jokes, how fun it was to watch Mori Ogai suffer!

It's a pity I didn't bring a camera to record it.

"Yes, yes! Mr. Mori's wife left them many years ago, leaving only Mr. Mori and Alice to depend on each other." Hibiki hurriedly helped to add the background of the characters.

"Okay! If you can help me get the magic wand of the legendary witch, I will give you the potion." Seeing Mori Ogai's miserable state, the witch was a little shaken and wanted to help them, but Naihe had already said categorically before that it was impossible to give them the potion no matter what. Because of face, she was embarrassed to take the initiative to hand over the potion to Mori Ogai. Besides, this potion was indeed very difficult to master. It is impossible for her to give Mori Ogai so easily.

Now it happened that Dazai Osamu and Hibiki stood up to help Mori Ogai sell miserably together, and the witch took advantage of the opportunity to make her own request.

"Where can I find this wand?" Mori Ogai asked.

Although there were other ways later, in order to win the trust of the witch, Mori Ogai asked carefully how to find the legendary wand.

The witch also explained in detail, how to find a certain place, how to use a certain method to attract the patron saint who knows where the wand is, how to get the location from the patron saint, how to find the seal after arriving at the place, and find the seal How to untie it in the future, how to get the wand in the hand and come back here to the witch.

Mori Ogai pretended to be serious about remembering.

After the witch finished speaking, Mori Ogai made his own request: "Can you save Alice first?"

"No!" The witch once again flatly rejected Sen Owai's request.

"Alice and I depend on each other for life..." Mori Ogai has been able to grasp the witch's weakness very accurately. This is a kind witch. If her heart is not dark enough, Mori Ogai would be embarrassed to cheat her later.

"This...this...but..." The witch really began to waver again.

"We bet Alice with you. We will redeem her after we get married with the wand!" Osamu Dazai proposed a solution in the middle.

"This..." The witch hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded, "All right."

Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu, the plastic teachers and students, although their faces were calm, they both heaved a sigh of relief in their hearts.

Finally solved.

The witch carefully poured out a small cup from her potion, handed it to Mori Ogai, and asked him to feed it to Alice.

Mori Ogai held the potion in the small cup, pinched Alice's chin, and poured the potion into her mouth.

Only a few seconds later, Alice spit out all the potion in one gulp, and then woke up.

Because she is actually Mori Ogai's supernatural ability, although she looks like a self-aware little girl on weekdays, Mori Ogai can actually control her.

Alice was controlled by Mori Ogai, showing a weak expression, which really seemed to match her current appearance after recovering from a serious illness.

"Okay, now you can go find the legendary magic wand?" The witch put her hips on her face, obviously very proud of the effect of her potion.

"Thank you so much." Mori Ogai didn't mention the wand at all.

Osamu Dazai took a step back, almost fell down like an accident, but luckily he grabbed Hibiki's arm next to him.

The sound of the fairy tale court immediately failed, and everything changed back to reality, but the four of them seemed to be in other places now.