The actor's favorite little koi [entertainment circle]

In front of the camera, everyone restrained and shook hands in a friendly manner, and the room fell into a very strange silence.

The four of them stood there with big eyes and small eyes waiting for half a minute. Qin Xiaoxuan took the lead to break the calm, and laughed dryly, "Have you all never had lunch? I'll be there. How about I go to the kitchen to make noodles with scallion oil?"

Zhou Ya came first and turned the farmhouse inside and out.

This farm house has three floors and five rooms.Three are for them, and the remaining two are guest rooms.

Qin Xiaoxuan came late, and only visited a few rooms, so she didn't know the situation.

Zhou Ya said bluntly: "I'm afraid you can't."

Qin Xiaoxuan came to mediate the atmosphere. Hearing Zhou Ya's tone, she was a little unhappy, and said, "I will do something too."

"No, gas is not used in the kitchen." Zhou Ya's tone was still stiff.

There was a camera being filmed, and Yu Mai was afraid that the atmosphere would be too tense on the first day, so he joked beside him: "It is also possible to use an induction cooker. I have eaten the dishes made by Xuanxuan, and the taste is not bad, but the first time I ate it, I was caught by the dish." It’s scary how it looks.”

Zhou Ya sighed and explained: "The stove in the kitchen is fired with wood. The show crew seems to have done it on purpose. There is no gas stove or induction cooker here."

Qiao Ge has sharp eyes. He used to film in the countryside and lived in the countryside for three months.

He pointed to the water press outside the door, "There is a pile of firewood outside, it seems that the water must be obtained with a press water machine."

Yu Mai lives a good life, and has never been to the countryside to experience it. Before filming, it was all remodeled by Ning Tao, and almost all of them used modern equipment.

Hearing this, he was extremely excited and ran out to watch.

The corner of Qin Xiaoxuan's mouth twitched, and she wailed, "Where's the director team! Director Zhu's show is called Xiangye, isn't it for me to enjoy the country life?"

The door was wailing, and Yu Mai couldn't help but try to press the water by himself, and after playing for a while, he became exhausted.

Seeing Yu Mai playing with water all over his body, Qiao Ge smiled and handed him a tissue.

Several people strolled around again, and found that there were several vegetable fields on the back mountain of the farmhouse, where a lot of fruits and vegetables had been planted, and there were fish ponds and mud ponds below.

After familiarizing themselves with the surrounding environment, they returned to the yard in front of the farmhouse, and the director team finally announced the rules of this variety show.

After listening to the rules, Qin Xiaoxuan immediately raised an objection: "What do you mean, we earn our own living expenses?"

The director team replied: "There will be ten batches of guests in the future, and each batch of guests will come to stay here for 1-5 days. After you meet their requirements, they will decide to pay the room fee based on their experience. Earn 100 yuan. Of course, if your service is too bad, the other party can refuse to pay.”

Yu Mai asked curiously, "If they refuse to pay, what shall we eat?"

The ruthless director team spoke again: "Starve to death."

Guest:? ? ? ?

Qin Xiaoxuan couldn't help complaining: "Are we here to do hard work? Those guests are here to enjoy? I want to change the director team, I won't be a resident guest anymore!"

Qiao Ge turned his head and pointed around: "This is our vegetable field?"

"Yes, it's all yours." The director added: "You can eat all the food here."

Yu Mai understood Qiao Ge's meaning, clapped his hands and said: "That business can't die of starvation, there is really no way, let's sell vegetables."

Zhou Ya seldom talked, but Qin Xiaoxuan babbled endlessly: "That's right, I brought a guitar, but if I can't, I'll go to the town to perform. The singer is holding a steamed bun, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish."

The rap started, and the director team held back their laughter and said, "If you abuse the bus, you have to pay for the gas."

"Program group! I'll fight with you!" Qin Xiaoxuan rolled up her sleeves as she spoke, pretending to hit someone with a hanging salted fish.

Yu Mai thought again: "How many guests are in each batch?"

"I don't know, maybe 1 or 2, maybe 4 or 5, or maybe a dozen or so." The director team added: "The number is uncertain. They come back to order food or ask you to perform. Of course, there are only 100 people. block. You can save it, just in case."

Even Qiao Ge couldn't sit still anymore. Not counting the five resident guests on their show, each of them spent ten yuan a day for living expenses, and they had to go to the town to buy meat and seafood.

Now if you come here as a guest, what can you eat for 150 yuan?Eating bark?

After that, the program group roughly finished the safety precautions, and how much each vegetable can be exchanged with the program group, and then began their rural life.

Because there is still a resident guest who has to arrive at night, now the four of them will record first.

Sitting around the table in a daze, the four of them stared at the table in the middle of the five ten yuan tiles, and all of them were frowning in the camera.

Everyone came here early in the morning, and they were hungry right now, and they didn't care about the old scores on the Internet.

"There are three catties of pork, three catties of beef, and three catties of mutton in the refrigerator. There are quite a lot of rice and noodles, as well as kimchi. It should be for us to deal with the guests of the first issue." Zhou Ya explained: "How about we Make lunch first?"

Qiao Ge took off his coat, rolled up his sleeves and walked out the door: "I'm going to chop firewood, let's make scallion noodles, to save money."

Yu Mai thought about it and said, "You have to buy the noodles after you finish eating? Actually, there is a more economical way."

I thought that Yu Mai was a young master who would only spend a lot of money, but I didn't expect that he would save money.

Zhou Ya looked at Yu Mai expectantly. Seeing that he was scratching his head in embarrassment, he lowered his head and smiled, "I brought 10 packs of instant noodles and biscuits for snacks, which should be enough for a few meals."

It's no wonder that when I came here, I packed two large suitcases of 36-inch luggage, and Qiao Ge was good at lightening Yu Mai.

"It's not good to eat too much instant noodles." Qiao Ge commanded: "Go and get water, and boil the hot water to cook the noodles later."

Zhou Ya was dizzy from hunger, and noticed some chopped firewood at the door, "Then let me make a fire, luckily the program team didn't let us build a stove."

For lunch, each person only had a bowl of scallion oil noodles, in case they didn’t have enough living expenses in the future, they didn’t dare to touch any ingredients in the refrigerator, only dared to take the eggs laid by the three hens in the chicken coop.Zhou Ya's cholesterol was high, so the others divided up three freshly laid eggs to make poached eggs.

In the afternoon, Yu Mai and Qiao Ge's cats were brought in first, and then Qin Xiaoxuan's fragrant pig and two Samoyeds were brought in, and there was a lot of excitement.

The farm life is relatively leisurely, Qin Xiaoxuan has nothing to do, and plays the guitar under the arbor in the yard.

Yu Mai leaned over to have a look, and asked curiously, "New album?"

The pencil scratched and wrote on the paper, Qin Xiaoxuan shook her head and pointed at him, "This gift for you, the theme song of the new movie, you write the lyrics as usual."

"That's so embarrassing." Having said that, Yu Mai knew some staves and hummed along to the tune, "Best female singer, arranger, album, single, song of the year grand slam, it's not easy to make an appointment with you ah."

Qin Xiaoxuan kicked Yu Mai, "Stop doing this, why didn't I see you have a thin skin when you came to my house to grab the music?"

Yu Mai smiled triumphantly: "I don't call it robbery. You said that it is a waste manuscript, no one wants it and you don't plan to publish it, so I want to use waste."

"Fuck you, say my manuscript is rubbish?" Qin Xiaoxuan pointed at the camera brother with a smile, and shouted: "Record it and release it later."

Seeing that she had finished writing the first draft, Yu Mai pulled Qin Xiaoxuan up and dragged her into the room, "I'll revise it for you for a month, so go and drink coffee first. Qiao Ge brought good coffee beans and is grinding them by hand."

About to enter the room, the cameraman was far away, Qin Xiaoxuan whispered: "You appeared with him at the same time, are you planning to make an official announcement on the show? Then this show group really made money, the ratings are huge."

"Not sure yet." Yu Mai said, "Let's see when the time comes."

There was really nothing to do in the afternoon, so Yu Mai simply walked around the surrounding vegetable fields and carefully looked at the varieties of vegetables grown in the vegetable fields.Qiao Ge basically knew them all, and while shopping, he picked up some ingredients that he planned to make tonight.

When it comes to dinner, in order to save money and ingredients, everyone simply doesn't even touch the meat, cooks a la carte porridge, distributes steamed buns by themselves, and eats kimchi for another barely enough meal.

Just this meal, more embarrassing than before.

Zhou Ya speaks frankly and has no bad intentions, but it is easy to offend people. Several times Yu Mai asked relatively simple questions and was choked by what he said.

Qiao Ge made his debut not much later than Zhou Ya, and has won more awards than him. Seeing Yu Mai being said, he naturally didn't give him a good face.The two sides have been in conflict several times, and the director team was so happy that they kept filming.

After all, the first episode has to attract attention. In addition to the characteristics of the show itself, the small friction among the guests can also be used as an edit to promote it.

They had to share rooms after dinner, and since Qin Xiaoxuan was a girl, she naturally took one.

The remaining four double rooms are naturally divided into Qiao Ge, Yu Maishui, Zhou Ya and other mysterious guests who have not yet arrived.

It was early eight o'clock, and the sea of ​​stars was densely covered in the night. They were far away from other farmhouses, and they had to walk for four or five minutes to meet their neighbors.

The farmhouse is caged in the dark night, and it is extraordinarily quiet, which is the comfort that the city cannot feel.

Suddenly Qin Xiaoxuan's family's two Samoyeds ran out screaming, circling around a little boy who looked left and right.The little boy walked in with his luggage and bowed to everyone, "Hi seniors, my name is Yu Tao."

"Oh, little Taozi." Qin Xiaoxuan helped to add and introduced: "I participated in a talent show before, and he is my student, a young man! You are welcome, use him as much as you want!"

"Then you can be lazy?" Qiao Ge exposed: "We are all strong men."

Qin Xiaoxuan looked at Qiao Ge angrily, twisted her clothes and gritted her teeth, deciding to say something bad about Qiao Ge in private.

The living room in the house has a hollow design, and the doors of the two rooms can be seen. Yu Mai smiled and pointed to one of the rooms, "Yu Zhuangding, that is your bedroom. It's okay to share with Mr. Zhou, right?"

"I don't like to hear that, as if I'm not welcome." Zhou Ya smiled and said, "Ask you, do you have any questions?"

Yu Tao knew that Qiao Ge was chasing Yu Mai, so of course he would not ask to share the same room with them, and Qin Xiaoxuan was a woman, so it was inconvenient, so he nodded and carried his luggage upstairs in silence.

Qiao Ge said with a smile: "This kid doesn't talk much. It's easy to suffer when shooting variety shows. He doesn't have a sense of presence, and he will give less shots."

"He's slow, just wait until you get familiar with him." Qin Xiaoxuan responded to Qiao Ge, "I didn't expect that you, a famous movie star, would know the rules of variety shows."

"When will the first guests come?" Yu Mai sighed and said, "Which one of you is a good cook? What if there are some difficult dishes?"

Qin Xiaoxuan immediately said: "Mai Mai, you. Don't hide your cooking skills. I have eaten your cooking, and I can barely entertain people."

Yu Mai got angry when she heard that, she really didn't know whether she was praising or belittling, while talking about the farmhouse, the phone rang, and they sat in a group to answer it.

The other party's voice was obviously disguised, and he couldn't tell who it was, so he said, "I want to order food."

Qin Xiaoxuan thought of 100 yuan of living expenses, and assumed the position of Bel Canto's customer service: "What do you want?"

"Baked lobster with cheese, millet porridge with sea cucumber in golden soup, roasted deer tendon with abalone, caviar, old pigeon soup with fish maw, and lobster and seafood pasta."

The corners of Yu Mai's mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "Grilled crayfish without cheese, pure millet porridge, fried fish, crucian carp caviar, fish maw soup, and crayfish noodles?"

The person on the phone said very firmly: "No! I want to eat what I ordered..."

"Then you don't need to come, goodbye." Before the other party finished speaking, Yu Mai hung up the phone directly.

Your uncle, let's go!Go as far as you can!

Is this a dish that can be made for 100 yuan? Is 1000 yuan not good enough?What is a farmhouse?Is it a place for you to have a big meal?Farmhouse is a place for you to eat soil!Do you understand dried vegetables and radishes?