It's not easy being a hostess

"make up?"

"give me?"

Su Wei and Yin Yangxi almost sang a song "What a Painful Realization" on the spot. If you don't do it, you won't die.

Leng Siqing asked with a particularly innocent expression: "Is it okay?"

Fan Fei said, "No way."

Yin Yangxi: "Who said I can't!"

Fan Fei immediately cupped his hands humbly: "You can go, you go."

Yin Yangxi: "..."

The words spoken and the water poured out were all acquaintances present. If Yin Yangxi couldn't save face if he regretted it, he had to do it.

He bit the bullet and said, "There are no tools."

Su Wei gave him an approving look, what a good excuse!

"Don't worry," Leng Siqing gave a solution in an instant, "Weiwei will carry a cosmetic bag with her."

Su Wei never expected that one day, she would jump into her own pit.

Unexpectedly, Yin Yangxi experienced the most difficult day in his career. He is a talented jungler. He first switched to a professional shooter, and then he was rumored to be a PUA. Now he is going to switch to a beauty blogger.

Unzipping the zipper of Su Wei's makeup bag, Yin Yangxi couldn't believe it. There were more than [-] cosmetics stuffed into the small bag as big as a wallet, and when the cosmetics were poured out, they spread all over a computer desk. Could it be that makeup artists are full of space? Management guru?

Tang Hongzhuo, the only veteran player in the team who has a girlfriend, volunteered to serve as his military advisor.

"Get the base first, and whiten your face."

Su Wei sat on the gaming chair calmly, thinking, at worst, I will be Brother Monkey again.

Yin Yangxi picked up a flat box of makeup palettes according to her words, opened it and saw that it was white powder, and picked up a brush to sweep it up.

Fan Fei said sharply, "Brother Xi, it says HIGHLIGHT on the box."

Tang Hongzhuo gave him a look of contempt that "has never seen the world".

"That's their brand name, and the logo will be printed on the cosmetic box, so you don't understand it."

Fan Fei suddenly realized: "Brother Zhuo is still an expert."

Tang Hongzhuo: "That is, otherwise I can find your sister-in-law."

Su Wei's calm and unruffled heart is full of storms again, she can't be like calm water, it's all right to be the Monkey King, this time I'm afraid she will become a arm-armed ape!

Seeing Yin Yangxi raised the brush, Su Wei hesitated between yelling and not yelling, but fortunately Leng Siqing stopped him.

"This is a high-end disc, and it cannot be bottomed."

Su Wei looked at Leng Siqing movedly, as expected of her girlfriend, she is not what she used to be, at this time Leng Siqing is no longer the woman who only knows makeup remover!

Under the adoring gazes of many teenagers, Leng Siqing accurately captured the low-key luxury packaging boxes with metallic luster among the five scattered makeup palettes. She passed her thumb across the gold-plated "K" lettering. Said in a rather nostalgic tone:

"K big brand air cushion foundation, white, light, thin, transparent, first-class makeup."

The teenagers were stunned for a while, and Fan Fei took the lead in applauding.

Strong, too strong, worthy of being a goddess, able to play e-sports, put on makeup, and do commercials.

Su Wei listened to the warm applause in the room, heart attack after wave, no need, really no need.

She spoke with difficulty: "The memory is good, but you misunderstood the packaging. This is K's setting powder, not foundation. The one on the left is foundation."

Leng Siqing said in surprise, "You didn't use this color last time."

Su Wei said: "I used the luxury version given by their brand for promotion. I usually use the cheap version, and the packaging is different."

Leng Siqing thought about her colorful Shamate keyboard, and reflected on herself: "I thought I liked gorgeous things, but I didn't know you well enough."

"No," Su Wei held her hand affectionately, "You're right, I really like the luxury version, but it's too expensive, and I can't bear to use it."

The sudden impact of reality, poverty makes people calm.

Yin Yangxi opened two trays of cosmetics and complained, "Both are powder and both are white. What's the difference?"

Su Wei explained: "The texture of the powder is different."

Yin Yangxi clicked his tongue: "Your face is so big, do you use so much paint?"

Leng Siqing glanced at him suspiciously, isn't she a PUA expert, why does she seem to know less about makeup than she does.

Yin Yangxi received Leng Siqing's scrutinizing eyes, and his rebellious heart immediately rose. He was going to draw a few casually to settle the matter, but now he is going to do it for real!

As an e-sports player with flexible thinking, prediction is deduction, and he can judge the purpose of these cosmetics by their appearance.

For example, this small round tube must be lipstick!

The speed of the e-sports player's shots is extraordinary, Su Wei didn't even see it clearly, and was pressed down on the head and smeared with a lip balm.

Xiu, Rong, great!

Su Wei's blood surged, her almond eyes widened, and she said angrily, "Which Asian have you ever seen has brown lips!"

Fan Fei replied weakly: "Akagi Takenori."

Su Wei suddenly fainted.

Tang Hongzhuo added: "It's the character in the comic "Slam Dunk"."

Yin Yangxi was shocked, and learned how to apply thick lips without a teacher, and the contour stick started to run among people.

The team members looked at Su Wei's lips and brainstormed ideas.

"And fish sticks too."

"And Gao Gongwang."

"Tokuo Hotta."

"Octopus Xiaoba!"

"That's "One Piece"!"

Leng Siqing noticed Su Wei's oppression was getting lower and lower, and said sharply: "Don't talk nonsense, Weiwei is a girl, so she doesn't look like them."

The teenagers immediately fell silent.

Su Wei sniffed and felt better. It's good to have a girlfriend who protects her.

Leng Siqing said to Su Wei gently: "I think you are more like Caizi, the manager of Xiangbei basketball team."

Su Wei: "..."

The point is wrong, why are you so accepting of brown lips!

Yin Yangxi continued his efforts, picked up a slender eyeliner, and confidently announced his next plan: "I will draw a willow-leaf eyebrow for you."

Su Weifo has grown and sublimated, but his broken technology is still floating.

This is a house full of devils!

The "well-informed" old boy Tang Hongzhuo finally did his job as a human being. He stopped Yin Yangxi's sinful hands eager to try, and handed him a box of monochromatic eyeshadow palettes.

"With this, my girlfriend said the brow powder is easy to use."

The video camera brother has been photographing Su Wei for so long, so he knows a little bit. He stared dumbfounded at the group of demons dancing in front of him, and asked sincerely from the bottom of his heart.

"Dude, how on earth did you get a girlfriend?"

Tang Hongzhuo proudly raised his chest: "With my gentleness, care, and meticulous care for women."

The camera guy gave a thumbs up: "Niuuuuuuuuu!"

Several other teenagers took the opportunity to learn from the scriptures.

"Brother, what is this?"

Tang Hongzhuo glanced at the blush tray in his hand, and replied decisively: "Eye shadow."

Another team member pointed to the lip liner curiously: "What about this one?"

Tang Hongzhuo struggled a little between eyebrow pencil and eyeliner, and finally decided to follow the heart.

"eyebrow pencil."

"Wow!"

The team members were collectively shocked, red eyebrows, so wild, Ms. Su Wei!

Su Wei: (╬￣盘￣) I have a sentence of MMP, I don’t know if I should say it or not.

Su Wei cleared her throat heavily, she decided to solve the farce herself.

"You listen to me..."

--boom!

The reckless opening of the door interrupted Su Wei's words.

"Hey, it's been a long time, little lions, our tiger team today... oh, my god, Captain Akagi?!"

The TIGER Club team of five members plus one team leader who came at the appointment froze at the door, slowly moved away from Su Wei's face with horrified eyes, and then swept the lip liner in Yin Yangxi's hand one by one, Tang Hongzhuo's hand The makeup setting powder, the contouring stick in Fan Fei's hands...

How strange are the familiar faces at this moment!

"Farewell!"

The leader swallowed and spit, and stepped back step by step.

"We're in the wrong place."

This is not a game battle, this is afternoon tea for sisters!

Tang Hongzhuo's face instantly sank, his eyes were fierce, and his tone was cold.

"Catch them and let none of them go."

"Yes!" Fan Fei took off his thick coat, like a killer with an expressionless expression, raising his hand to lock his throat.

The leader gave a final cry: "RUN!"

Su Wei raised her head and asked Leng Siqing without knowing why: "What's wrong?"

Leng Siqing supported her forehead, and said helplessly: "It's too embarrassing, you must 'silence'."

Su Wei was silent for a moment, and then asked: "We are going to post the video online, they all know it, right?"

Leng Siqing said uncertainly: "It should be...?"

At that moment, the camera boy was filled with pity.

Now that the opponent has arrived, Yin Yangxi's make-up schedule is naturally interrupted, and he and Su Wei are relieved at the same time.

The TIGER team leader kept sneaking glances at Yin Yangxi, and stabbed him several times on his scarred chest.

Yin Yangxi's heart was bleeding, and he turned grief and anger into strength. He exerted [-]% of his strength in the game battle, and played a practice match as fierce as the finals.

At the end of the practice match, the team leader fixed his deep eyes on Yin Yangxi's face.

"Everyone has been friends for so long, let's just say, is this your new tactic, which confuses our psychology."

Yin Yangxi: "Go slowly, don't send me off."

The beasts of the TIGER club walked out of the lion's den, and did not board the bus for a long time. They stood at the gate of the villa and looked back at the Colosseum.

a long time.

A player murmured, "Coach, I want to play basketball."

It wasn't until the VLOG was released three days later that Leng Siqing learned the true meaning of PUA from the barrage—Pick-upArtist, picking up artists.

However, it was too late.

Once again, her private messages were filled with the silvery laughter of the water friends.

Yuebai: Laughing cry.

giantbaby: I beg Sister Leng, go surfing!

[-]: Although writing papers with Baidu will be ridiculed by the crowd, it is still possible to use Baidu to check what is available!When you find a knowledge blind spot, go to Baidu first, okay? Hahahahahaha

You are the little orangutan in my eyes: Hahaha, Sister Leng has a sneer.

A pigeon with no emotion: I laughed so hard that rice spewed out of my nostrils.

Painful: Hahahahaha how does this end?

Leng Siqing publicly apologized with guilt.

Yin Yangxi replied with three words: I was wrong.

Su Wei immediately reposted: I repent.

Su Wei VIVIAN: I repent //@小狼阴阳曦: I was wrong//@冷思清SUNNY: I’m sorry @小狼阴阳曦

Friends of the water are confused: ban nesting dolls!

Leng Siqing: Love makes people blind.

Yin Yangxi: I chose the wrong opponent.

Su Wei: Harming others will eventually harm oneself!

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-07-3021:35:58~2020-08-0222:07:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Ye Xingxing, destiny7281, 1 knife;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!