It's not easy being a hostess

Coach: "She is a sensible and hardworking child."

Su Wei: "What else?"

Coach: "Don't be arrogant or impetuous, and have the spirit of research."

Su Wei: "What else?"

Coach: "High comprehension, fast on-the-spot response."

Su Wei: "What else?"

The coach is out of words.

The Su Wei little fairy repeater kept asking: "What else?"

And, and, and, and, and, and, and...

The lingering sound lingered around the beam for three days.

After the live broadcast, the coach sent Leng Siqing a sentence "Don't contact me in the short term" and then ruthlessly blocked her lover.

Leng Siqing:? ? ?

People sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky.

Of course, this is all for later, the coach in the live broadcast can only bite the bullet and search his guts to deal with Su Wei's life-threatening serial questions.

At the end of the boast, the bullet screens all began to persuade Su Wei to show mercy.

The coach has already boasted so much that he has nothing to say, even Leng Siqing can say that he is not picky about his food.

Su Wei held her face and said, "That's great, I can give her what I don't eat in the future."

Leng Siqing:? ? ?

Su Wei happily picked up the eyeshadow brush: "The most important part of Siqing's makeup is the eyes. We need to extend the eyes to the sides and adjust the end of the eyes upward."

Coach: "...the topic jumps so fast?"

Su Wei said: "Coach, do you know why I put on makeup so quickly?"

The coach doubts life: "...fast?"

They have been live broadcasting for more than half an hour, and Su Wei has just put on her makeup. Is this called fast?She can open the third game in the game.

Su Wei snorted twice proudly, shaking her hands in front of the camera: "Of course it's because I have 'super easy to use' makeup brushes! Delicate, smooth, noble, elegant! The ice blue brush handle is like Siqing's cold one Temperament, the silver brush tube is like Siqing's full forehead, the thick bristles are like Siqing's pretty ponytail, and the 'super easy to use' makeup brush has created Su Siqing tonight!"

The coach felt the generation gap of the times: "What the hell?"

Leng Siqing: Got it.

[It's time for dinner, it's time for dinner, tap your chopsticks. 】

[Such a blunt process, far-fetched advertisements, and such a hard-core implantation are worthy of your teacher Su Weiwei. 】

[Please send the advertising fee to the goddess. 】

[No wonder Sister Leng imitated the makeup, and the VV model fee was saved. 】

【Caught off guard】

【Impenetrable】

【Prevention is not as good as defense】

【Impenetrable】

[...Is the idiom Solitaire okay? 】

[And it is an endless cycle of Solitaire. 】

[I lost. 】

Another half an hour passed before Su Wei advertised her make-up.

Leng Siqing looked at Su Wei's constantly superimposed makeup, and touched her cheek subconsciously. Is she so complicated?

Su Wei: "Coach, I helped Siqing and the others to explain the game some time ago, what do you think?"

The coach commented objectively: "I thought they were playing the bronze game when I heard the commentary, but when I saw the live broadcast, I realized that they were playing the top game."

Su Wei shyly said: "It turns out that my explanation is so simple and easy to understand, am I quite talented?"

"No," the coach said bitterly, "you've fragmented all their tactical strategies, feinting is 'we're going to group up, ouch, see the situation is wrong, run away', and putting bait is 'poor, alone Being thrown here', remnants of killing is 'run away, hey? Why is the opponent dead, no matter, Siqing is the best'... All skills are invisible, only the head count is clearly reported."

Su Wei: "Wow, coach, you remember it very clearly."

The coach was full of bitter tears: "Because I couldn't find the clip that deducted your audio, I was disturbed by you in my replay thinking, and it took five times to figure it out."

Su Wei: "Emmmmm"

Su Wei: "Okay, let's paint the contours and outlines of the bones next!"

coach:"……"

If Su Wei also played games with this rhythm, the commentary would definitely not be messy.

[Other anchors commented on the game. Listening to the sound, I thought it was a top game, but watching the clip, I thought it was a platinum game. In the end, the settlement interface popped up, and the bronze rose to gold.Vivi is the opposite. 】

[It is also a kind of ability to be able to say that a group of kings are like chickens. 】

[Hahaha, before I go to bed at night, I have to review, Weiwei's wonderful explanation. 】

[The goddess analyzes the strength of the situation, relying on equipment, skills, and techniques. Su Wei analyzes the strength of the situation. Whoever has the longest blood bar will be the best. A mage with 50.00% blood dares to single out an assassin with 20.00% blood and full skills. 】

[Stop talking, let’s put kiwis in! 】

[Ni Zukai, our kiwi has dignity! 】

Su Wei pouted: "I think you miss my daughter."

The coach was surprised: "You are young, you have children?"

"I hate it," Su Wei held her face, "it's Siqing and I's child."

coach:"!!!"

She was so startled that she nearly fell off the chair.

Leng Siqing: ==

Su Wei: "Coach, do you want to see her picture?"

The coach took a deep breath, swallowed his saliva, looked at the word "dangerous" on the screen in the live broadcast room, and uttered a "thought" tremblingly.

Su Wei: "Wait a minute, I'm looking for a beautiful photo of my daughter."

[The coach is in danger! 】

[It's too late, curiosity killed the cat. 】

[What the hell, who do you look down on? Our kiwi has inherited the blood of the Xian family, and is a proper second generation of gods. 】

[The hybrid of the Seventh Fairy and the Flower Fairy, the Monkey King and the White Dragon Girl. 】

[As long as you don't go out, our kiwi is the most beautiful monkey. 】

The coach became more and more confused. Is she out of touch with the Internet?I can't understand a single word.

Su Wei found the screenshot, and said in the tone of an old mother, "When my child was born, she was called a water spirit, but after entering the society, she was polluted, huh."

Numerous high-definition, □□, frontal photos in the game were thrown in front of the coach.

The coach fell silent.

Su Wei sniffed exaggeratedly: "Hey, you said that Siqing and I have such good genes, why is the child disabled?"

The coach contemplated for a long time, and finally said a word: "It's okay, what's wrong with her?"

Su Wei: "Look at her face!"

The coach looked at it for a moment: "There is no model."

Su Wei covered her chest: "You people who play e-sports, can't you see the appearance of the world?"

"Forehead."

The coach narrowed his eyes and painstakingly zoomed in on the picture to examine every corner.

"Understood, you are wearing the wrong equipment, the mind is DPS, you are wearing milk clothing."

Leng Siqing typed to agree: That's right.

Su Wei: "Can you still notice what she is wearing in front of Kiwi? Is her face not exciting enough?"

Coach: "If you don't look at the equipment, what are you looking at?"

Su Wei came to a conclusion.

"You are indeed Siqing's coach."

Coach: Is there a fake? ? ?

[Teacher Leng 2.0, I checked my eyes, it's from a club. 】

[Oh my god, if I were Weiwei, I would suffocate in minutes. 】

[Sister Leng, you still dare to hit the right one, I think you want to go home and kneel on the washboard. 】

In this live broadcast, the coach broadcasted it in a cloud, and she couldn't get what Su Wei meant from the beginning to the end. What made her particularly admire was that the conversation was so awkward, and Su Wei could still chat happily for two whole days. For more than an hour, the anchor is really not something that ordinary people can do.

Fortunately, the response to the live broadcast was really good.The two of them took advantage of the heat and invited several former team members to chat about the ups and downs of the women's club, successfully arousing the attention of the water friends.

The call for "Fighting Night" to resume the women's competition is getting louder!

A week later, Xiao Wu brought good news. Someone in "Douye" had already proposed and discussed it, and everything was moving in the direction Su Wei expected.

Su Wei happily asked Leng Siqing to treat her to celebrate.

Leng Siqing said helplessly: "You haven't written your horoscope yet, you're in a hurry."

"You don't understand," Su Wei said eloquently, "This kind of thing needs to be done with a lot of energy. The atmosphere is heated up, and the officials will approve it as soon as they get excited."

Although Su Wei doesn't play games, she does have the most ideas and contributes the most, and it's not too much for Leng Siqing to have a meal.

The matter was settled.

On Friday night, Su Wei put on a beautiful little dress, put on delicate makeup, held a mobile phone in one hand, and a mini bag in the other, and got into Leng Siqing's car gracefully.

"I'll leave your cell phone there, but the bag won't fit."

Leng Siqing's eyes fell on her palm-sized handbag, and she was very confused: "What's the use of wearing a bag that can't hold anything?"

Su Wei stared at her with an expression of "what are you talking about?" and said, "Of course it looks good!"

Leng Siqing: 0_0

Su Wei: 0v0

Leng Siqing Myth +1

If you can't hold things, what is the meaning of the existence of the bag?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-05-0218:44:04~2020-05-1320:39:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Wife and Wife, Ah Man;

Thanks to the little angels who cast the landmines: W, big girl who can’t eat melons, 2; Adu, Meteor Fish, Mang Yao, you are the little orangutan in my eyes, He Guang Tong Chen, Mu He, and Yuebai;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：大妹子吃瓜不20瓶；妻與妻10瓶；姜茶9瓶；孟冬廿叁。、参淮6瓶；和光同尘3瓶；dkg、冒个泡Ovo、羽、步流浪1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!