rebirth paper marriage

Fang Xuyao ​​heard Lin Yi say that he couldn't wash it with water, but chewed it directly. He was still thinking that the pills didn't look like they were chewed. His daughter-in-law said it, so naturally he had to follow her advice.Unexpectedly, after just chewing it, Fang Xuyao's face became distorted. The taste was bitter and astringent!There is also a strange and indescribable smell!How could Mrs. Yi give this to Lin Yi? !He looked at Lin Yi dumbfounded, the corners of his mouth were numb, "You lied to me?"

Lin Yi stuck out the tip of his tongue, where the vitamin tablets lay intact on the pink tip of his tongue, Fang Xuyao's eyes were a little dark, seeing the beautiful shape of his tongue made his heart beat faster and his male hormones soared.Fang Xuyao ​​felt that his breathing was a little disturbed, and he crossed his long legs unnaturally, suppressing a certain desire that was about to move.But that place is very strange, the more you press it, the more it looks up.

Without realizing it, Lin Yi held his chin to see Fang Xuyao's bitter face, and said with a narrowed smile, "Is it fun to end up being a hooligan?"

Fang Xuyao ​​took a deep breath, and quickly took cold water to wash it down. Sooner or later, one day, I will kill you, you annoying little fairy!Make you cry and beg me!

Lin Yi watched the other party drink cold water impatiently, and laughed hahaha, he deserved it!Suffer you!

In the afternoon, the two of them finished shopping for the furniture, and they had to wait for the dog. After all, the people hadn't lived in it yet, and no one took care of the puppy after they bought it.In the evening, the weather suddenly turned cloudy, and the cool northwest wind blew straight into the trouser legs. Lin Yi dragged his heavy steps back to the car. I really didn't know Fang Xuyao ​​who was looking through the list to see if there was anything left behind. Where does the energy come from? His fighting power has been exhausted. From eight o'clock in the morning to now, his legs and feet have not been idle.

There are fewer and fewer pedestrians on the street. Fang Xuyao ​​looked at the list in a good mood and said, "I have bought everything that should be bought, and there is only one dog missing, but I think I should buy a short-haired one, because the long-haired one will smear the eye feces." It gets on your face, it might get on your butt when you poop..."

"Fang Dong, can we not talk about this? It's disgusting." Lin Yi said coldly, he knew that Fang Xuyao ​​was not as serious as he appeared on the surface, and he was used to this person's incomparably out-of-the-ordinary thinking.

Fang Xuyao ​​turned back solemnly, looked at Lin Yi who was helplessly looking out of the window, and felt that although his daughter-in-law's side profile was very good-looking, her point of view still needed to be corrected, so she felt that Fang Boss, who was omnipotent, wanted to teach her a lesson, " Honey, do you think dogs use toilet paper?"

Lin Yi raised his good-looking eyebrows, not in a hurry, and with a smile in his voice: "Yes, you don't need paper, it may rub off your shoes, Fang Dong is really witty!"

Fang Xuyao ​​was disgusted, what should I do if I don't want to keep a dog anymore?

Lin Yi chuckled when he saw the other party like this, everything is the same, no matter how provocative others are, you just need to use the same method to fight back intensified, and now that the other party is more disgusting than him, he will be more disgusting than the other party.

Fang Xuyao ​​took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Lin Yi's smiling face. After taking the picture, Fang Xuyao ​​made the photo into a screen and said to Lin Yi: "I found that if I don't see you for a day, all the functions of my body will drop by 50.00%."

Lin Yi's face gradually turned cold, and his smile disappeared. He looked out the window and said coldly, "Did you misunderstand something? Between us, we are friends at most, and everything is for outsiders to see." .”

Fang Xuyao ​​smiled indifferently, "Just make it for outsiders to see, and the screen is also for outsiders to see. Take a picture for me to be your mobile phone screen, eh? How about I find someone to do a personal feature for me, Specially for you?"

Lin Yi was in a cold sweat, thinking that as long as he picked up the phone, no matter which page he was on, he would always be Fang Xuyao, and suddenly felt even more powerless, "Forget it, I'd better...take a photo to make the screen."

Fang Xuyao ​​showed what he thought was the most handsome side and asked Lin Yi to take pictures casually. Anyway, he was so handsome no matter what angle he took from!When Lin Yi finished filming and screened, Fang Xuyao ​​said, "Dogs really don't use toilet paper, and they might lick it clean by themselves."

Lin Yi ⊙﹏⊙ "You are enough! It's disgusting!"

Fang Xuyao ​​started the car happily, Lin Yi looked at the back of the other party and shook his head speechlessly, childish!

As soon as the car started, Lin Yi glanced out, and suddenly saw a familiar figure.The man was not tall, his hair was a little long, he was dark and thin, and his eyes were not big.In the cold wind, he was wearing only a gray overcoat, standing on the side of the road, holding a stack of papers in his hand, visually, he was advertising to passers-by.Lin Yi shouted in surprise after seeing the other party clearly: "Stop!"

Fang Xuyao ​​stopped the car as he said, and asked puzzledly: "What's the matter? You are not allowed to pick up stray cats and dogs, they are too dirty."

Lin Yi was speechless. Is he a person with so much sympathy?So what if he picked one up, he might as well use that time to make money and build a small base for collecting stray pets.Lin Yi wrapped his down jacket tightly, opened the door and got out of the car.

When the man saw Lin Yi running towards him, his eyes were very confused, and he was a little timid. Could it be that small advertisements are not allowed here?Thinking of this, the man turned his head and wanted to run away. Lin Yi's clothes did not look like ordinary people. He was afraid of offending others.

Seeing that the other party wanted to leave, Lin Yi quickly shouted, "Don't leave! Is your name Fang Tingxu?"

As soon as the man called his name, he ran out a few steps and stopped, but still kept a safe distance from Lin Yi. He looked at Lin Yi's face carefully, and nodded subconsciously, "I'm Fang Tingxu , may I ask who you are?"

"My name is Lin Yi. I want to ask you, have you ever studied acting before? Are you interested in acting?"

"I have studied for two years, but with my looks, heh, the teacher also said that I may not be able to find a job." Fang Tingxu looked at the thick stack of papers in his hand. Fengzhong sells property advertisements to pedestrians, in the final analysis, because he is not good-looking.

Lin Yi smiled and took out a business card, stood there and stretched out his arms, "Tianyi Media has signed you, it may not make you popular at first, but it can guarantee that your monthly announcements are enough to support you life, no need to brave the cold to post advertisements.”

Fang Tingxu couldn't believe his ears, he was signed just like that?How can it be?He looked at Lin Yi and said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I don't have the money to pay the agency fee..."

Lin Yi chuckled, his already good-looking eyebrows came alive at this moment, Fang Tingxu's face was a little red, he really regarded the other party as a liar, because things like pies in the sky never happened to him.

Lin Yi walked over and handed the business card to Fang Tingxu, "I won't charge you a penny for the agency fee, and I won't take you to a hidden place to cut your organs. I only believe in my eyes and that you can do it." Create value for Tianyi Media. If you can become popular in the future, don’t forget the opportunity I gave you today. This is enough. If you want to understand, call me and remember my face. You should be able to check I see, I'm not a liar." After Lin Yi finished speaking, he no longer cared about the other party's face, he believed that Fang Tingxu would definitely come to him, because he had no choice.

Fang Xuyao ​​took two steps and held Lin Yi's hand in his palm, dissatisfied with his rash behavior just now, "What if I catch a cold? Hurry back to the car."

Lin Yi didn't refute. After all, no one can refuse another person to treat him well.

"Who was that person just now?" Fang Xuyao ​​looked at the other person like that, and couldn't imagine that Lin Yi would know such a person.

"The mainstay of Tianyi Media in the future, the 60 billion actor, within ten years, he will rush to Hollywood and become my cash cow." Lin Yi said very confidently.

Fang Xuyao ​​groaned, apparently not believing that the kid just now had such great abilities.Lin Yi was in a particularly good mood at this moment, "Speaking of which, his surname is also Fang, and his name is Fang Tingxu, and there are two words that overlap with your name. He was in the same family as you 500 years ago."

Fang Xuyao ​​heheed twice, "It's really false."

Lin Yi kicked the car seat in front silently, can you talk properly?Fang Xuyao ​​felt Lin Yi's dissatisfaction, so he said without giving up: "It was originally, Xu!"

"Are you true?" Lin Yi asked back. Isn't it because they all have the surname Fang and the word Xu? Why are you so sarcastic?I didn't offend you.

Fang Xuyao ​​snorted, Lin Yi had never smiled at him so nicely before, and always kept a distance from him on purpose, the person surnamed Fang looked as if he had been irradiated by Dekramas rays, such a human boss Why are you smiling at him when you can kill a group of him in seconds?So Fang Boss, who had a sour smell, counterattacked provocatively: "You will know if you try it or not."

Lin Yi rolled his eyes angrily, childish and shameless!

The next day was sunny, Lin Yi saw the weather was good in the morning, took Ma Zhiyuan, and Zhao Tezhu, who had been with Mr. Yi for more than ten years, straight to the artist company.Ma Zhiyuan patted his heart excitedly and said, "If I can meet King Wu, can I get an autograph?"

Lin Yi rested his chin and looked out of the window, feeling the difference between these scenery and seven years later. After hearing Ma Zhiyuan's words, he asked without looking back: "Are you a fan of Wu Lei?"

"That's right, the agent he played is so handsome! Does Boss Lin have any celebrities he likes? Even if there are no domestic ones, there should be foreign ones, right?"

"Yes," Lin Yi turned his head with a smile, "Does the celebrity in the financial and business newspaper count?"

"Fang Dong? As long as there is news about Fang Dong, it will definitely take the headlines of the day." Lin Yi looked at Ma Zhiyuan with a smile on his face and said, "Look, the ones who are as capable as him now are either an old man or a bald uncle. Fang Dong’s appearance is definitely not to be chosen, his figure and appearance are all diamond-level, or everyone says that when you marry someone, you should marry Fang Xuyao, he is the husband of the people, don’t you make it?” Come on, you think so, come on Sprinkle sugar and let's recharge!

Lin Yi silently thought about the marriage certificate in his drawer, and said to himself that Fang Xuyao ​​was so stinky and shameless, yet he was still so sought after, it was simply unreasonable.When Ma Zhiyuan finished speaking and looked at him excitedly, wanting to hear what he had to say, Lin Yi shook his head calmly, "I won't do anything.