There is a kind of throwing soap and a kind of confession

The conversation on the computer screen froze for ten seconds.

Is this still worth thinking about?

And I thought for ten seconds!

Ten seconds!

I always feel that elementary school students are not as stupid as they used to be [deleted], oh no, it seems that they have become a rational fan... It’s like the little monster who used to always beg to be cut by Ultraman suddenly realized that he has a lot of love for Ultraman. Terman's worship is blind...

Chi Da pulled the quilt under his chin, and wrapped himself into a cocoon, feeling a little bit sad... There was a sense of loss in my family who had just grown up.

The elementary school students are his only fans!

From a certain point of view, they are a mutual relationship.Although it is a friendship on the Internet, except for not knowing the other person's appearance, height, real age, monthly salary (how much homework to write every month), other things are already very familiar, and the friendship is no shallower than friends in real life ——

Even because there is a network cable, many things can be said at will. Chi Feitian also shared his love history with elementary school students many times, and assigned random code names to the people around him, such as Shimu or Viper Nine. Many things can be told...

and many more!

Elementary school students should have reached the unrestrained adolescence recently. A while ago, they were unorthodox, but they haven't posted Martian texts for a while.

A few days ago, I was very sad because of the loss of the dog. What kind of dog is it, Samoyed, right?

Chi Feitian looked at the dots sent by the primary school students in the dialogue box, and suddenly felt that he was too unqualified to be a big boss, and he actually ignored that the primary school students were just young and sensitive, young and tender, who could send a message at any time.

And watching the news, there are often children who have too much affection for pets because of the death or loss of pets, and then they just happen to be very unlucky enough not to be understood by relatives and friends around them. Autism even started to become an extreme middle school youth newspaper...

In short, the final ending will not be very good, and generally the newspapers are in serious cases where someone hiccups...

Chi Feitian changed the topic in a complicated mood, and decided to take care of his cerebellum fans: By the way, did you find your dog?

Elementary school student: ...

This time a little bit more.

Chi Feitian was furious in his heart: "Is the dot key on the keyboard stuck? Why do you keep clicking? Do you want to continue this conversation?"

Chi Feitian pressed on the keyboard tenderly and thoughtfully: Don't be sad, if the dog is accidentally slaughtered by the butcher, I will give you another dog.

Primary school student: No, I got it back: -d

Wait, the last expression is so stupid, so familiar →→

Chi Feitian also seemed to heave a sigh of relief. After the Samoyed was lost, the elementary school student had been missing for a long time, which showed that he had a deep affection for the dog, and it was great to find it now.

He wrapped the quilt tightly, exposing his eyes, and stretched out a hand to press on the keyboard: that's good.

Elementary school student: Not only did he find it, but he also took a bath, and he was very kind to me!And according to what Da Da said, hugging, petting, licking and so on are very effective. I also prepared a small nest for it, and we will be together happily in the future! (*/w＼*)

Chi Feitian vomited: How can such a normal thing be said to be like a love between a human and a dog =l=

Elementary school student: ... I never expected you to have such a big brain.

Hey, are you ashamed to say that I have a big brain when I write perverted fanfiction?

Elementary student: But, Da Da, are you so kind to other readers? o(n＿n)o～The translation of the last emoji is hehe. This time it is Chi Feitian’s turn to click. He always brags that he is handsome and can go around the earth three times. A primary school student should be an idiot fan. In the past, Sun Wuse could be counted as one, but Sun Wuse has lost his horse, and now he can only be regarded as a relative, so only elementary school students have an idiot fan.

One, how thin this number is, Chi Feitian, who claims to be handsome and cracks the sky, will never admit it.

Chi Feitian: == No, I have a lot of fans. I have eight chat boxes open while chatting with you. Opposite each box is my fan. Clawfish, shhh, don't say it.

Elementary school student: ... Don't make a fuss, I know you are actually a fan of mine: -d From the speed of his reply, it can be seen that he really did not hesitate to type this sentence.

Chi Feitian: ...

Chi Feitian almost exploded, and the quilt was trembling with anger, Ci Ao, who said I have only one fan?Even if you know it, don't say it, okay?It's just too embarrassing and cowardly!And the expression on the back is simply a mockery, a vicious mockery =皮=

The elementary school student then gave him another blow: And last time you asked me to kick Sun Wuse out, I already kicked it out, big, you are the only fan of me now o(n_n)o~Primary school student: Dedicated to the freshman Songs, one by one sparkling, the sky is full of little stars.

The primary school student suddenly turned on the background song sharing. Chi Feitian was wearing earphones when he suddenly heard the melody of twinkling and twinkling in his ears.

Chi Feitian: [Rose]

Elementary school student: ...

And the song is still playing in the earphones!

Too cheap!This song is so cheap!

Chi Feitian cried out of anger, and quickly opened the main page of Penguin.

There is a sub-column showing: [My Fans (1/1)] Seeing the number 1 again, Chi Feitian almost shrivels up.

Just a few days ago, there were two people in that group, a primary school student and Sun Wuse.But because Song Guifan lost his vest, he was grouped into the family by Chi Feitian.

Chi Feitian quickly pulled seven people from other groups over, and deliberately changed the name of the group to "My fans who are always here every day", which is really shameless, and then took a screenshot to show to the elementary school students.

【My fans who are always in memeda (6/8)】

Chi Feitian: [Satisfied] See clearly, there are eight of them!eight!This is not counting the ordinary readers in the group. Although I am only a third-rate writer, I still have a few fans, right?You are not alone ￣ー￣Primary school students are silent again.

Elementary student: I am not your only heart, I am so tired, I will never love again, I will not give up the sofa, you should die of this heart! ! !

Chi Feitian: ...Have you watched the rebroadcast of Hunan Satellite TV's Huan Zhu Ge Ge recently...

Wait, he was too busy chatting, did he forget the original intention of looking for elementary school students, the sofa...

From the fact that he has admired Song Guifan for many years, it can be seen that Chi Feitian is a good man from beginning to end.

Chi Feitian wiped his face: Get out of the sofa first, be good.

Elementary school student: Why do you want to let me go?

Chi Feitian: Actually, the one below is my wife, we are flirting = l = I want to hold the sofa in his hands to make him happy, isn't it very romantic?

Elementary school student: ... Wife?

Chi Feitian: Yes, it’s Sun Wuse. In fact, he is a pervert. Before that, he made a special account to come close to me on purpose. Although he is full of perverts, I am still very moved...o(n_n)o～Primary school student : Change, abnormal?

Chi Feitian: I said, is there a problem with your ability to focus on key points? How did you pass the junior high school exam?

Primary school student: ...I just think that if your lover knows that you are calling him a pervert behind his back, he will be very sad... qaqChi Feitian: It's okay, there are many things he doesn't know~=l=

Elementary school student: Ah, is it a secret?Big, big, I want to listen! [crayon shin-chan twists ass]

Chi Feitian: For example, I actually prefer soft girls with 1.6m wavy D-cups, the kind who can’t even unscrew a Coke bottle and make the little birds cling to others.

When Chi Feitian thinks of this, he feels very sad. In fact, before he met Song Guifan, his life ideals were all for this cute girl. Before high school, there were posters of beautiful women in his bedroom at home, and the wallpaper of his mobile phone is also the same. Wait... Wait, last time Song Guifan seemed to change his mobile phone wallpaper without saying a word, it's really ulterior motives!

But it was Song Guifan who met first.

#This is the fate in the legend! #

Elementary school student: Oh, really?

Chi Feitian: Your tone seems a little cold?

Elementary school student: Great.

Chi Feitian: Huh?

Elementary school student: You gave up the D-cup for your teacher's wife, it's really touching...

Chi Feitian: Of course~ bring the sofa!

The primary school student tapped on the keyboard, not knowing what to say.

Elementary student: [File] Then, sir, after you finish reading this aloud, I will let the sofa out.

Chi Feitian: What is this?

Chi Feitian was about to burst into tears for making a sofa so much shit.

Elementary school students: ￣^￣

Chi Feitian opened the file, and saw...

【"Baby, let me satisfy you!" Song Di pulled off Chi Tian's clothes, and kissed strawberry-like sweetness on each other's shoulders. The bright red color was as delicate as Chi Tian's lips, and then The hands slide down slowly, and the panting of the person under him is getting heavier and heavier hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo from the neck down to the neck down to the neck down to the neck... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...] What the hell is Yaoshou! ! ! ! !

Is it too early to die?

There are two sick sentences in the first sentence!

Wait, why does he care about sick sentences first?