There is a kind of throwing soap and a kind of confession

On the eve of Valentine's Day, under the urging of Chi's mother's devilish voice, Chi Feitian called Tang Qin, who was about to go on a blind date. A gentle female voice came from the phone. The two simply exchanged their information, and A meeting place was agreed upon.

If they met in a cafe or restaurant, it would inevitably look too formal, which would easily make the woman nervous, so Chi Mama reminded Chi Feitian side by side, asking him to take Tang Qin to the playground first, and then go to the movies.

"Mom, is it my blind date or your blind date?" Chi Feitian was helpless.

"Isn't this your first blind date? I'm inexperienced, so I'll check it out for you." Wang Lijuan excitedly chose a tie for Chi Feitian, preparing to dress him up like a dog.

Papa Chi, on the other hand, crossed his legs and read the newspaper with reading glasses. Their family has always been like this. On the surface, they dote on him very much, but in fact they are extremely authoritarian. However, Chi Feitian is soft-hearted and can't do anything to refute their wishes.

Chi Feitian sighed, covering up the depression in his heart, and sat down on the sofa.

When he returned to his apartment, there was a lot of traffic on the road, thousands of houses were lit up, and there was a peaceful atmosphere everywhere after the Spring Festival, but Chi Feitian was not in a good mood.He is already 26, and he is not too young, so he can't go on like this day after day. If the woman really likes him, will he really want to get married?

...then why not save the earth QAQ

@七点-水 also: It’s really hard to be a human being!

Chi Feitian has a small apartment in a community a few hundred meters behind the restaurant. He lives on the twelfth floor with a very good view. From the balcony, he can see the willow lake in the distant university town and couples cuddling together.When he went upstairs, the uncle guard told him that someone next door had moved in, but Chi Feitian didn't pay much attention.

When he came out of the shower, he found that Weibo had received a lot of attention.

@悲育的大鱼塘: Nonsense, "being a human" is obviously very cool (ˉ▽￣～)

@码字码出疯病: Hahaha, you can choose to be a dog~ woof woof!

Chi Feitian: "..."

Sun Wuse sent a private message: Daddy, what's the matter? [shy]

Hey guys, it's finally bubbling!Chi Feitian regained his energy, leaned over in front of the computer, and stared at the dialog box. Ever since the brick incident happened, he had complicated feelings towards Sun Wuse.

Chi Feitian asked sideways: By the way, did you see your male god at the class reunion?

Sun Wuse: There is no TAT, I have something to do temporarily, and my stomach hurts.What a sad, once in a lifetime opportunity! [shy]

So have you applied for a room card? I'm really looking forward to [deleted] (something strange seems to have been mixed in)... so curious!

Chi Feitian: =L=What happened?

Sun Wuse: Hey, it's actually like this, I heard something about my male god... He, he seems to like our school belle.

Chi Feitian stepped on the sofa with one foot in the air, trembling all over, and almost rolled down.

Who, who said he likes Song Guifan, does everyone know about it? !

Chi Feitian: ...Maybe you made a mistake?

Sun Wuse: What's wrong?

Everything is wrong!

How do you know that your male god is a gay...

You lied to me when you said you didn't come...

I always feel like you're testing me...

What are you trying to find out...

Chi Feitian began to keenly feel that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, so he chose the safest way, evading: How the hell do I know what's wrong?I'm not the roundworm in the stomach of the person you have a crush on, how can you know who he likes?

Sun Wuse: I think I definitely have no chance...QAQ

Chi Feitian: == Happy to hear and see.

Sun Wuse: ╯^╰

Chi Feitian: Go try hard, maybe your male god will be moved by you?

Sun Wuse replied immediately: Do you think my male god is easy to woo?

Chi Feitian keenly saw the imperceptible anger in this sentence.

Chi Feitian: How do you talk (#`′)

#Always feel something is wrong#

Sun Wuse didn't speak again.

It's so strange, these three days have been very strange, Chi Feitian went to the kitchen in a daze and smashed an egg to make soup.He turned on the computer and browsed from 4399 to Weibo to financial news to stock market quotations to pornographic websites... It took him three to ten minutes to think about a result.

He finally knew what was wrong.

The pupil ignored him for three days.

Usually, when he opens Penguin or Weibo, a large number of messages pop up immediately, and Chi Feitian immediately enjoys a sense of accomplishment that has attracted much attention, although 99 of the 99 messages are sent by elementary school students... [Candle] However, the elementary school students disappeared in the past three days, so [-] became zero nine...

Did you have a little girlfriend?

Or is it rushing homework?

Chi Feitian subtly felt a neglected sense of loneliness and emptiness called "having a daughter-in-law and forgetting a father".

And the chat records between him and the elementary school students are still stuck on Chi Feitian's sentence "A good horse never turns back".

#Always feel that the people around these two days are weird#

After Chi Feitian had dinner, he casually washed the dishes, Cao Cao Cao Cao would be there if he wanted to——

Elementary school student: [Crayon Shin-chan twists her ass]

Chi Feitian glanced at the message box arrogantly and ignored him.

Elementary school student: Big big big big big big is it? ! ! ! ! !

Chi Feitian arrogantly typed an ellipsis: ...

Chi Feitian: You go online again, have you finished your winter vacation homework?

Elementary school student: ... Big, don't open Sen QAQ

Chi Feitian: =L=Come out to make Ben very happy.

Elementary school student: ...a puppy I had raised for a long time got lost. I waited for three days, but it didn't come back.

Oh, no wonder I haven't seen him for three days, so I went to find the dog.

Chi Feitian typed casually: What breed?

Elementary school student: The kind who often smiles at people, hugs people and rubs against them, very cute...

Chi Feitian: The King of Color in Dogs, Teddy?

Elementary school student: Uh, not so perverted, actually a little perverted, in short...probably Samoyed...

Hey, what a big deal, teenagers these days are full of emotions.

Chi Feitian: Let’s buy another one. Samoyeds are not expensive dogs now.

Elementary school student: You don’t understand, I’ve been raising her for many years, and I’m out of love.When I walked into a pet store when I was a child, it was probably because my body was cleaner and more fragrant, which attracted many cats and dogs to circle around me...

Chi Feitian interjected: They circle around you, are you sure it's not because you haven't showered for a few days and it stinks?

Elementary school student: ...QAQ is big!

Chi Feitian: Okay, you continue ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Elementary school student: There are many cats, cats and dogs around me, but I don’t know how to say no. When I was a child, my parents were not around, only my grandma and I were there, wearing oversized clothes, seldom talking, out of tune with other children , and then my parents came back and moved to the city, and I still felt out of place with my surroundings.Those cats and dogs circled around me. I didn't know how to reject or accept it. I also lacked the ability to express myself, and I was still a little annoyed.After a long time, those pets have found other people to transfer...

The word "out of place" made Chi Feitian's heart soften.

The reason why he noticed Song Guifan first in the crowd was also because he was out of place, but his incompatibility was too good. When he stood in the crowd, he burst into his eyes like fireworks.

A primary school student who likes dogs, so cute...

Of course, Chi Feitian has always been stingy with his compliments.

Chi Feitian: It's normal. If you don't buy them, they must find other buyers.You don’t even give them a piece of meat and want them to like you→→Elementary student: ...QAQ, can you shut up!

Chi Feitian: ...Okay, you continue ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Elementary school student: All the others went away, only mine, kept rubbing against my feet, begging me to take him home, tell me, isn’t it special?

It's quite special, maybe it's the shaking M of dogs?

Chi Feitian: ... Is that dog male or female?

Elementary school students: public.

Chi Feitian seriously analyzed it from a scientific point of view: maybe your body secretes too much estrogen, maybe you need a ligation for it.

Elementary school student: ...but it doesn't even recognize me now! QAQ Chi Feitian: Did he run away?

Elementary school student: Almost...always in my sight, but he refuses to recognize me, and he is not as close to me as before.

Chi Feitian: I said you are already in your teens and still like to play with dogs!

Elementary school student: I want it! QQ

Chi Feitian: Then you can go find it, dog, maybe it’s been too long since I haven’t seen you, let’s admit it.You take it back to smooth its fur, take a bath, and sleep with it in your arms. It is best to let it lick you a few more times, and the familiarity of the dog will return immediately.It may be sad that the owner has not come to look for it now.

Elementary school student: Lick, lick a few mouthfuls>//////<... Big, are you serious?

Chi Feitian: I'm too lazy to talk to little kids. ╰（￣ω￣o）

Elementary school student: ... What!

Chi Feitian: == Aiqing is stepping down and going to do her homework for the winter vacation.

Elementary school student: I love you!

Chi Feitian didn't take it seriously: silly boy, I got it.

The kid nowadays is so naive, he wanted to raise a dog before, but Chi Mama refused to let him raise it, saying that dog hair would cause asthma!Chi Feitian was so frightened at a young age, but after many years, he found that Wang Lijuan was in excellent health, where did the asthma come from! （╯‵ ′）╯︵┻━┻#少年被人验系列##不忍前回头#

After more than ten seconds, the elementary school student sent another message: Daddy, you said you broke up with your girlfriend a few days ago, I think you are like me and my dog, you go to your girlfriend Shun Yishun Mao, can't we make up?

Chi Feitian: How do you talk?Who do you say is like a dog!

It's fine to say he looks like a dog, but to compare Song Guifan to a dog, how daring!

Elementary school student: Let’s use an analogy, our new rhetorical technique [Tuski rubs his face]

Chi Feitian: I am really skeptical. You just started learning metaphors in the second year of junior high school?Where is the junior high school so backward?

Elementary school student: ... I'm going to see the Teletubbies!do not bother me!

Chi Feitian: ...

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#School Flower Diary#

On January 2006, 1, the last day of the winter camp, Weixue Koike's IQ was worrying.

The teacher talked about the competition questions on the top, and he played backgammon with others on the bottom.

It wasn't because I thought it was an eyesore when two heads were put together, but because I was annoyed by the teacher's afterglow, so I coughed twice.

...perhaps more than two strokes.

When eating at noon, he ran away without saying a word.

I'm so annoying.

Although there are sweet and sour pork ribs that I like, the rice is so bad that I can't eat it at all.

After a while, he ran back sweating profusely, and foolishly took out two boxes of cold medicine.

Hey, idiot.

In the afternoon, form a team for the English competition, and each team is required to choose a team name.

Xiaochi hugged my arm and insisted on being in a team with me. Although I was very reluctant, I had no choice but to agree: -D He thought for a long time and said, the team name is Baomu team.

Song?

Tsk, little idiot.

Koike's IQ is really worrying.

The author has something to say: Chi Feitian: I’m going on a blind date tomorrow, so excited (≧▽≦) / Song Guifan: I’m going to get my dog ​​back tomorrow, who will stop me? Buddha killed Buddha (#`′)