stunner training system

It's not easy to be a wise ruler, but isn't it easy to be a foolish ruler?

So at the beginning, Lin Mo actually refused when his boss bound him to the Hunjun cultivation system.If you can't do things like self-cultivation and life, governing the country and the world, you can't even do things like eating, drinking, having fun, and hugging beautiful women?

However, since it was requested by the boss, Lin Mo bound the system logically. After all, it is a cheat, so don't do it for nothing.

But after coming here, Lin Mo realized that his boss is really wise, and the system is really a must-have QAQ "You mean, there is something wrong with my body?" Lin Mo looked at the imperial doctor who was kneeling in front of him and trembling. , snapped!

Hey, it's obvious that he came here to be a foolish king!Why is there something wrong with the body of this stupid king... he can't be humane, this is a human thing! ! !

Thinking of his boss's weird smile, Lin Mo suddenly understood that Boss Mao must let him bind the system. No wonder he was clearly a trick, but there was such a high-level system. How did he think about it at that time.

Sensing the emperor's anger, the imperial physician's cold sweat broke out even faster, and even his voice trembled, "Your Majesty, it is natural for the cold and evil to enter the body, and the lack of energy..." The further the imperial physician spoke, the lower the voice of the imperial physician , but the imperial physician could feel that the emperor's anger was getting stronger and stronger.The imperial doctor bowed his head, he was going to die!dying!Knowing His Majesty's secretiveness, His Majesty will definitely silence you QAQ.

Lin Mo didn't notice the imperial physician's fear, Lin Mo only knew that his first role was impotence.

This is even more sad than being told to be the background board Hunjun in Zhai Douwen. Now Lin Mo can't think about anything at all, and the word impotence keeps circling in his mind...

Lin Mo, male, likes female, on his first day of work, someone told him that the character he played was impotent...

fall!Can you still have fun!

As a stupid king, there is no such thing as a powerful "weapon" bonus, but it is not enough. Is there such a stupid king!Have it!

Lin Mo complained wildly in his heart, but his face still didn't show the slightest emotion. If he didn't feel Lin Mo's anger rising, the imperial physician would have thought that the emperor didn't care about these things at all. To be so calm, he really deserves to be the emperor of Daxia!

Of course, Lin Mo, who was secretly praised by the imperial physician, naturally didn't know what the imperial physician was thinking. In fact, his facial expressions were generally slower than other people's reactions. Such people are commonly known as "facial paralysis".

At this time, Lin Mo was deeply regretting accepting this trick. He knew that it would be better to be a male supporting role in a gay novel. Even if the girls in Xujiang were very cruel, it would be better than being an impotent emperor in Zhai Douwen!At least Jiang's sister will not set the male partner as impotent...

Rivers of tears flowed in Lin Mo's heart, and he hated himself for being cheap.

Every novel is a parallel universe, and the Seventh Division where Lin Mo works is to check for gaps in these universes and prevent them from collapsing.When necessary, if the main plot characters in the novel change, people from the seventh department must step up to prevent the universe from collapsing due to the plot characters.

The universe that Lin Mo came to is a house fight, the name is "Don't run away, the prince, the domineering concubine falls in love with you".You can tell from the name, this is a story of a time-traveling heroine who became the prince's concubine, fights against the concubine, fights against the royal family, and captures the prince's heart by the way.

The heroine is a modern woman who traveled from the earth. She was dressed as the concubine of Prime Minister Song. When she urinates, her father doesn’t hurt her, and her mother doesn’t love her. By the way, she also has a sister who bullies her. Of course, after the heroine crosses over, she starts fighting her sister. , Aunt Dou, what a mess.

By the way, I also got to know the heroine of the prince, who admired the heroine very much at this time. Later, my mother saw that the heroine was too rampant, so she directly gave the heroine to the heroine of the prince as a concubine.This is a great shame for the heroine, she actually became the concubine of the prince and the male protagonist (although the male protagonist already has a regular wife.) Then she messed with the male second, got her cheap father down, and the male second successfully became the first assistant .

Don't make complaints about Mao's heroine's father being the prime minister, but the male second has become the chief assistant.Lin Mo read it several times but still didn't understand the logic.The prime minister is a system of three provinces and six ministries, and the chief assistant is a cabinet system. The author is probably a science student. It is understandable to think about it this way. After all, as a liberal arts student, Lin Mo even forgot Newton's three laws...

Don't complain about the fact that the concubine of Prime Minister Mao's family has become the prince's concubine. Maybe the author doesn't know about the concubine?In ancient times, the concubine could be sold by the mistress casually. Is the daughter of the prime minister so worthless?It's fine to become a concubine, at least she has a title?Maybe the author wants to get a few more characters to be villain bosses?

And Lin Mo is the stupid king in this article, except that he molested the heroine once in the middle of the article, showing the charm of the heroine.In addition, at the beginning of the text, the faint king abolished the position of the heroine's father, and the rest basically has no role.

But this Hunjun scene is closely related to the male protagonist, the male protagonist is the younger brother of the Hunjun, and the Hunjun made trouble in the later stage, the male protagonist secretly accumulated strength, and when the Hunjun died unexpectedly, he raised the banner and rebelled, and the female protagonist followed the male lead The master started to conquer the world, and the two played harmoniously. They successfully killed the male second who was the chief assistant of the imperial court, and successfully won the country. The heroine also became the queen.

Of course, there are also interspersed with the male protagonist cheating, the female protagonist and the male second being intimate and almost rolling on the bed, and all kinds of scumbags such as you don’t love the nest, I don’t love you, you are ruthless and you make trouble for no reason.

Lin Mo has always felt that it is a very miraculous thing that the author was able to push the hero to the throne. After all, the hero and the heroine go back and forth like this, and it is already amazing that they did not kill themselves, and they even successfully won the world , Is it true that the more you work, the more successful you are?

Such a story about house fighting in the early stage and political fighting in the later stage was written by the author in a stinky and long way. Lin Mo seriously doubts that this is the author's new map to fight for world hegemony in order to make up the number of words. However, Lin Mo can't comment on the author's matter Yes, Lin Mo's only choice now is to be this impotent and stupid king well, and then die well, so as to promote the development of the plot.

Suddenly I feel so pitiful...

Lin Mo looked at the imperial doctor who was shaking like a sieve in front of him, it was useless to scare him like this, Lin Mo glanced at him and said: "What happened today, you are not allowed to reveal a single word. If there are rumors outside, you know the consequences! "

The imperial doctor kowtowed happily, almost knocking a hole in the floor, and his words were full of disbelief and joy, "Of course, I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it! Your Majesty just feels cold, I'm going now Prescribe prescription decoction!"

As soon as the decoction was mentioned, Lin Mo's brow drooped. It is estimated that the disease cannot be cured, otherwise the boss would not have told him, and even tricked himself into being the emperor. No wonder the previous one left So simply, why didn't I see clearly the sinister intentions of my boss QAQ.

"You don't have to worry about me! Just keep your mouth shut!"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" The imperial physician responded repeatedly, what a good emperor, he didn't silence himself, and he didn't make trouble for himself, it is simply a mighty grace!After going back, I must delve into the ancient recipes, and I will definitely not let the emperor suffer such torture in the future.

Naturally, Lin Mo didn't know the imperial physician's plan. Although he couldn't let Lin Mo's idea of ​​opening a harem be shattered, Lin Mo was still a very dedicated person.After suffering these blows, Lin Mo waved Wei Feng over.

Wei Feng is the eunuch next to Lin Mo. He has been with Lin Mo since he was a child, and now he is also the chief eunuch in the palace. When Lin Mo died, Wei Feng also went with him, even though Wei Feng was only mentioned in the article That's all, in Lin Mo's eyes, Wei Feng was labeled as a loyal servant.

Wei Feng carefully served a cup of ginseng tea. He naturally heard some of what the emperor and the imperial physician said just now. Even though the emperor released the imperial physician just now, Wei Feng was still a little nervous. Although Wei Feng and the emperor had a relationship since childhood, but Love is something that gets used less and less, Wei Feng looked at the expressionless emperor, and hoped that his current mood would not be too bad, although the current emperor's mood is already bad enough.

"Your Majesty, there are some new things in the capital recently. They say they are called saponins. Not to mention the smell, they can also cleanse the body. Why don't you let the old slave present them?" Wei Feng suggested cautiously. The thing is quite interesting, and it is good to divert His Majesty's attention.

Isn't it the soap made by the heroine... What are you talking about saponins, it's just something made out of some molds, what's interesting... but saponins?

"When did this thing come out?" Lin Mo asked.Although Wei Feng was puzzled, he still replied: "This thing appeared in the capital not long ago, only about ten days ago. There is a Ximo Pavilion in the capital, which specializes in selling these things. I heard that the backstage is Prince Ning's Mansion."

Prince Ning's Mansion, it seems that it is, this thing is obviously made by the heroine, and the Prince Ning's mansion is in the background, it seems that the heroine has already entered the Prince Ning's mansion?From this point of view, he can attack the little boss, Prime Minister Song?

Lin Mo decided to turn his grief into strength for work, and take care of Prime Minister Song.

Isn't it just getting rid of a prime minister?Minutes are easy!

Wei Feng heard his emperor say, "Wei Feng, check carefully who is behind this Ximo Pavilion, and also check Prime Minister Song carefully to see if there is any irregularity."

Wei Feng was at a loss when he heard that, although he didn't quite know the connection between these two things, but His Majesty said that he wanted to investigate, so naturally he had to investigate more severely, even the well-known Prime Minister Song was the same.

The servants have always been in charge of the East Factory, and all of them are good at scouting out news. Eunuch Wei next to the emperor wants to check out the news, so the people below are still working hard. What if Eunuch Wei is beautiful in front of the emperor? How many words?Then Qian Cheng and Qian Cheng are here!

Just this investigation revealed a big deal!