First mate is not easy

When the sailors on the observation deck can already vaguely see through the binoculars the lights that shroud the sky over the port of Barcelona where they are about to dock like daylight, when the sea breeze blows the singing and dancing on the port named "the harbor on which the sun never sets" When it was passed to the ears of every sailor who was longing for it, suddenly, they suddenly heard the familiar "dong dong" sound from the direction where the entrance of the warehouse was located, and everyone turned their gazes from one direction to another. In the distance, the port that was getting closer and closer to them retracted, and a few seconds later, they saw their first officer reappear in sight.

The man held his head high, his face still looked exactly the same as before he got out of the warehouse... expressionless.

It's just that at this moment, in Raymond's right elbow, compared with the state when he went down empty-handed, there was an extra lump of unknown creatures.

The unknown creature was still struggling desperately.

However, being caught between Raymond's first mate's elbows, no matter how hard he thumped, he was completely unable to break free from that restraint, and no matter whether he barked his teeth or kicked his legs hard, the man who was holding him never stopped. Affected people usually keep a steady and fast pace and walk towards the lounge on the second deck.

All the sailors fell silent instantly, and looked at each other in unison.

The meddlers leaned over and asked like a dog: "Boss, what are you—"

Dry egg?

At this time, Raymond had already brought Lando to the second deck. When he heard the question, he just snorted from the depths of his throat and said "bath the pet" without looking back. Kicked up, kicked open the door of his cabin with a "bang" - threw the black-haired young man in his hand into the room like throwing garbage, and after doing this series of actions, the man turned his head and looked at the following A group of sailors looked up at him stupidly with their mouths open and said, "Bring up a bucket of hot water."

As soon as Raymond finished speaking, there was a thunderous protest from his room——

"I don't wash it!"

"Don't wash it? Look down at yourself—do you see it? Forget it, don't look at it, green hair is about to grow. It's a sign of monkey plague. If you don't wash it, you will become terminally ill."

"You only have green hair, don't talk nonsense! Let me go! The boat will dock soon, and I will get off the boat and go to Little Maria's house to clean the same ones!"

"Little Maria? What's that? When did you have a parrot in Barcelona?"

"You just got a parrot!"

"You're wrong, I only raised monkeys, and now I'm grinning and yelling at me, because he has developed a deep friendship with the fleas on his body, and they are inseparable."

"Go away! Little Mary is a woman's name! Woman!"

"Woman? Don't fantasize about it. With your current appearance, even female mosquitoes wouldn't want to bite you."

"fart!"

"Do you have a mosquito bag on you?"

"..."

"No, right? The water is here, the nonsense time is over, roll over and take a shower."

"..."

"come over!"

"..."

"Not coming, are we? Now let's talk about gambling—"

"Raymond."

"doing what?"

"Stand still and wait for me to fly over."

Sailors: "..."

Listening to this beautiful dialogue, everyone felt very strange in their hearts—the boat hadn't landed yet, they hadn't disembarked yet, and they hadn't had a sip of refreshing beer yet, Standing on the deck, with the sea breeze blowing, they suddenly felt that they were... drunk.

……

First officer Raymond took a long time to bathe his "pet", and the sailors on the deck said that they were so tired that they didn't want to ask what happened to the loud noises that came from the second deck from time to time. What happened - one of them sounded like someone slammed someone's head on the deck, it was quite loud, but then there was a more violent "boom boom boom" "bang bang bang" The sound indicated that the two people in the chief mate's cabin were still alive, so the sailors pretended that nothing had happened and they didn't hear anything, and lively brought the fleet to shore.

The sailors who didn’t have missions couldn’t wait to get off the ship as soon as possible, and those who had missions also swarmed away from the deck, and went together in groups to do handover work with the wharf staff... A newly recruited sailor’s psychological quality was not good enough. So strong, before getting off the ship, he turned his head three times at one step—for fear that he would find himself a poor wretch without the first mate or the "future successor of the captain" after the death of the ship on this deck.

At this moment, the charge captain Pad who was walking beside him saw him, patted him on the shoulder reassuringly, and said in a tone that he didn't quite believe: "Don't worry, it's just a shower, no one will die .”

Rookie sailor: "..."

Pard: "Common sense, no."

Rookie sailor: "..."

As it turns out, Pard was actually right.

At this moment, whether it is the first mate of the Shitz or the future heir to the captain of the Shiitz, they are still alive and well.

In fact, after a lot of tossing and exhausting each other, they both compromised, one honestly turned around and rolled back into the bathtub to wash off the dirt on their bodies, and the other leaned on the door frame for a while and found that After watching the male monkey taking a bath was really boring, he said lightly: "I don't look at you, you won't drown yourself in the tub, will you?"

Lando: "Go away."

Raymond turned around without hesitation, "rolled" back into the cabin, and began to puff.

When the man lazily leaning on the sofa lit his second cigarette, he finally heard his bathroom door being pulled open from the inside. The man subconsciously raised his eyelids, but the corners of his eyes were moved A newly added scratch somewhere above caused his mouth to open slightly... He narrowed his eyes slightly, and amidst the white tobacco smoke, he turned the black-haired young man who was slowly walking towards him, covered in a wave of warm moisture, People looked at him from the beginning to the end——slender figure, worthy of the title of monkey, compared with Raymond's pale skin that seemed never to be tanned, Lando's complexion was more inclined to that of young boys The healthy wheat color, this skin color is actually very suitable for his black hair inherited from his father after washing.

At this moment, the wet black hair was softly sticking to his forehead. For some reason, it gave off a rather well-behaved feeling.

This guy is cute when he's not talking.

Raymond silently gave the black-haired young man in front of him the first positive evaluation in his life.

After a few seconds.

He stared at the black-haired young man with his back turned to him at this moment, who was unceremoniously opening his closet and trying to choose a suit of clothes to put on himself, and suddenly said: "Monkey, take some rat poison." How about being a mute in the future? Maybe I'll be nicer to you as a dumb monkey?"

As soon as the man finished speaking, the black-haired young man slammed a delicate waist button he picked up as his answer.

Raymond raised a hand unhurriedly, and firmly caught the waist button inlaid with a complete ruby ​​and threw it to his side. At this moment, his long legs were lazily placed on the On the small table in front of the sofa, with a cigarette dangling from the corner of his lips, he watched the black-haired young man standing next to his closet rummage in his closet—he watched him pull out his jacket and put it in his pocket. The jacket is the most popular style nowadays, and it is also the work of the best fashion designer that can be found in Spain today. This double layer jacket is very close to Raymond's body, and the sleeves are also very reasonable. Being able to move his arms freely is a piece of clothing he likes to wear on weekdays.

Originally, he wanted to praise Lando for his rare eyesight, but at this moment, he saw the latter pull out a pair of skinny trousers from the bottom of his closet without saying a word.

Raymond never wore these trousers, and he guessed that some tailor might have sneaked them in for him--then the next time he was selling these trousers, he could say to the customer, "Mr. Advertisement slogans such as the same paragraph.

The man frowned when Lando happily grabbed the pair of underpants and gestured to himself, and when he found that Lando seemed to be determined to put the thing into his legs and fumbled out a tie from the jacket lining." "Click" when it was connected to the upper end of the thin-leg pants with ease, the man's frown could almost kill a fly.

And Lando seems ready to challenge Raymond's bottom line today.

After finishing this series of costumes that made people want to lock him in the cabin and prevent him from disembarking, the black-haired young man walked around Raymond's cabin again, and finally found him in the corner of the room. The first mate of the Schitz kept the treasure chest of his personal belongings. He opened the chest, grabbed a brooch inlaid with a huge emerald pigeon egg and pinned it to himself—

So Raymond finally couldn't take it anymore——

“Monkey, have you ever realized for a moment that you’re an ape and not a treasure chest? Doesn’t it make you feel special to be adorned all day long with gems and jewels all over your face? sorrow?"

"As a person with red hair that can't be more prominent, what right do you have to say that about me?"

"I was born with this—forget it, you know what the hell... What kind of dress are you wearing, you look like a sissy."

"I don't talk to people who don't have aesthetics."

"It's really firm. Remember not to let me see you talking to yourself in this life."

"What do you mean?"

"It's hard to understand? I'm saying you don't have aesthetics."

"..."

"Whether it's dressing or making friends."

"What do you mean?"

"Literally, do you know what the god Mercury symbolizes at sea?"

"do not know."

"...So I asked you to read more books. What good can you do by playing with parrots all day long?"

"You're just playing with the parrot! It's been said that little Maria is a woman, by the way, you just said—"

"Don't ask, believe me, breaking the casserole and asking the end will only make the already embarrassing atmosphere even more embarrassing."

"I mean--"

"Hey, shut up."

"..."