The Little Lazy Turtle of the Demon Emperor's Family [Wearing Books]

What is the most itchy thing in the world?

Just want it, but can't get it.

What is the most painful thing in the world?

It is something that I have been looking forward to for a long time, but when I finally get it, I suddenly lose it.

For Guihai, what is the most painful thing right now?

After being hungry for N years, I just tasted the taste of grilled fish in honey sauce, and was about to have a hearty meal, comforting the resentment of not eating for many years, but the grilled fish was taken away in an instant !

#Why do teenagers want to eat the grilled fish I bitten#

Gui Hai stared suspiciously at the action of the young man taking away the grilled fish and then putting the grilled fish into the bowl in front of him, his resentment was about to materialize.

To actually take away the delicacies I have tasted, it would be better to keep myself hungry.

However, since the mountain does not come to me, then I will go to the mountain!

Gui Hai turned his head to look at the grilled fish on the big plate, and began to crawl over with difficulty using his four fat claws to prop up the heavy carapace and plastron.

But the carapace and plastron were really heavy, as if there was a big mountain on his back and another mountain tied to his stomach, Guihai struggled to climb every step.No wonder the turtles climb very slowly, because they have to take two big mountains with them wherever they go.

Climbing a little distance is so hard, Guihai decided that he must exercise hard in the future.

Just moving slowly with such difficulty, just practicing crawling so hard, finally Guihai's head was about to touch the edge of the saucer, and he was about to continue climbing, but was easily pushed back by the old woman.

"..." Bai crawled.

#Why can I climb so hard, but the old woman can easily push him away? #

But forget it, Guihai doesn't blame the old lady, this is someone else's grilled fish, and crawling over to eat it by himself is like a thief stealing fish.

The old woman had already finished eating three fish, wiped her mouth with a pink handkerchief, put Guihai back on the jade pillow, and said, "Little turtle, wait a moment, Feng'er is about to feed you." .”

After hearing this, Gui Hai was puzzled for a while. Didn't that young man named Feng Er want to eat the grilled fish he bit?Turning his head to look in the boy's direction, he saw that the boy was poking at the grilled fish in the bowl with his chopsticks.

The old woman said again: "Feng'er did it right, just like I fed you when you were a child. When you had no teeth, I poked the fish meat and fed you like this. The little turtle can't pick fish bones, help me Take a moment. Well, yes, but you don’t need too much, I guess the belly of the little turtle is not as big as your finger, so let’s take a look first.”

Hearing the old woman's instructions to the young man, Gui Hai was looking forward to it, lying on the spot with peace of mind, waiting eagerly.

It seems that I can still eat delicious grilled fish in honey sauce, or the grilled fish in honey sauce with the bones removed OωO Sure enough, after a while, the boy finally poked it, picked up a shredded grilled fish with chopsticks, and sent it to Guihai's mouth side.

When the smell of grilled shredded fish rushed into his nose, Gui Hai stretched his neck and swallowed the grilled shredded fish before the chopsticks were completely in front of him!

The grilled fish was poked by the boy with chopsticks just now, so that the mouthfeel is soft and soft, coupled with the tenderness of the fish and the sweetness of the honey sauce, Guihai smacks his lips, it can't be more satisfying.

It's a pity that he has no teeth and his tongue is too short, so Gui Hai swallowed the shredded fish directly into his stomach before he could chew a few times.

The shredded fish might be too thin. After Guihai swallowed it, he felt his stomach was still empty, so he stretched his neck unconsciously, and continued to look at the boy expectantly.

#OωO still want to eat#

#OωOOne More#

#少年的萌点Why is it so strange, feeding a little turtle seems so satisfying#

Under Gui Hai's expectant gaze, the young man brought Gui Hai in front of him, picked up another piece of grilled fish shreds in his right hand and continued to feed him, but stretched out the index finger of his left hand, and lifted Gui Hai's raised little head. Touched it softly.

Gui Hai quickly swung his head and raised his fat claws to grab him.But at this time, the delicious shredded grilled fish was brought to his mouth by the young man.

Now that the food is delicious, should I eat the shredded grilled fish first, or should I knock off the boy's fingers touching his head first?

Let's eat first, the boy is so tall, his head is not as thick as the boy's fingers, so he can't beat him anyway, hey, forget it, just touch it.

Although Guihai made such a decision, he still raised his paw to grab it casually, but the young man suddenly smiled, and finally there were marks of ice breaking on Leng Jun's face: "It seems that it likes to play with my fingers."

Then the boy simply stopped feeding, picked up Gui Hai's fat paw and felt it back and forth, making it even more enjoyable to play.Occasionally being scratched by Gui Hai's nails, but unscathed, seems happier.

Guihai: "..."

Guihai, who was misunderstood, drew back his fat paws in order to express his anger, turned his back fiercely, and covered his front paws with his body.

However, Guihai forgot that he still has hind paws and a small tail that cannot be covered.

The boy seemed to find it more interesting: "Do you want me to touch his hind feet and tail?" After speaking, the boy began to attack Gui Hai's hind paws and little tail.

The feeling of being caressed is really weird, Guihai has never tried it like this before, being patrolled by a strange boy's ten fingers on every inch of his body... It feels like a slight electric shock, itchy, and With the comfort that I don't want to admit, my whole body is not used to it, and I really want to bite off my fingers.

Why do you say that a tortoise can retract its whole body into its shell, but you can't, and you have to be groped all over by a strange man? !

Thinking of this, Guihai couldn't be more angry, turned around, and bit the boy's index finger tightly.They've all turned into turtles anyway, who cares if the turtle bites or not?

Seeing this, the old woman covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "It's so hungry that it wants to bite its fingers, Feng'er, keep feeding him."

"Oh." The boy responded in a flat tone, put down his chopsticks, and directly held a string of shredded fish with his fingers, and brought it to Gui Hai's mouth, as if he was expecting Gui Hai to bite him again.

It turns out that teenagers prefer to be bitten on their fingers.

However, Gui Hai can't afford to have trouble with delicious food at the moment, thinking that when he is full enough to grow up and be able to run away, he will turn himself into a human and grill fish for himself, so as not to be fed by others.

No, as soon as they fell asleep, I should sneak away overnight. I would rather find grass to eat by myself than be groped all over my body by a teenager.

That's what Guihai planned, but unfortunately, they don't sleep at night!

After the boy fed the six small fish shreds, the old woman stopped the boy from feeding, saying that she would save one grilled fish for Guihai and feed it to the next meal, and let the boy eat the rest: "Fenger, what do you want? Remember, although your cultivation level is enough, you can live without eating, but you still need to eat every day until you are 20 years old."

Hearing what the old woman said, Guihai felt so strange.

It seems that when the boy is 20 years old, the old lady will not be by his side.

But the boy didn't have this idea, he just said "Oh" flatly, listened to the old woman's words, kept one grilled fish, and threw the rest of the grilled fish into his stomach.

"Here is a set of clothes, you put it on, and don't take it off for a hundred days." The old woman said, and took out a set of blue clothes, with a robe, a belt, and a coronet.

"Oh." The boy obediently took off his white robe and changed into a blue one.

After the boy changed his clothes, the old lady took out another light purple jade ruyi, handed it to the boy, and said, "This jade ruyi is a token of the Taoist Shuijing Zhenren. If there are righteous people who make things difficult for you, you can take it out." .”

The boy finally sensed something was wrong and asked, "What about you?"

The old woman smiled slightly and did not answer. She just tore off the headband that bound her white hair. The white hair slowly turned black, the dry hair became shiny and shiny, and the skin on her face seemed to be soaked with water. Yes, the frown slowly disappeared, and the skin became smooth and elastic.Only now does Guihai realize that the old lady was so beautiful when she was young.

At the same time, the old woman's stooped body is slowly getting taller and straighter, and her thin body is gradually becoming plump, with a curvy and exquisite figure.

Suddenly, Guihai's eyes blurred, and the old woman's brown clothes were replaced with bright red. The sleeves of the clothes were embroidered with the pattern of Luan Feng and singing.

Now, the old lady can no longer be called an old lady. Guihai has just witnessed the scene where the old lady has transformed from an old lady into a beautiful beauty, so let's temporarily call it the beauty in red.

This is even more miraculous than Sichuan's face-changing. Gui Hai was dumbfounded, but the young man was very calm: "Why did you change back?"

The beauty in red smiled sweetly, her eyes brightened, and the dim dark room seemed to be illuminated by her smile: "Because they came too fast, mother is about to get married."

"What is marriage?" the young man asked.

"I just want to show my mother's most beautiful side. You know, I only have ten days left." The beauty in red smiled, with tears in her eyes, and said, "Feng'er, bend your knees."

The boy bent his knees, and the beauty in red pressed his shoulders, stood on tiptoes, and kissed him on the forehead.

When it was over, she took Guihai into the young man's hands again, and said, "Feng'er, take good care of him and raise him up. Besides, the old rules, you stay here and don't go out for a month. Once I find out, I will kill you." I will steal your sword and not return it to you!"

After the beauty in red finished speaking, she walked to the door of the cabin, and said one last sentence: "Feng'er, if mother doesn't come back after a month, you should also remember to take good care of yourself, eat well, and raise the little turtle well." .”

As soon as the words fell, the cabin door did not open, and the figure of the beauty in red disappeared like this.

The young man sat cross-legged on the futon, put Guihai on his right knee, controlled Guihai in the palm of his hand, and stroked his back armor once and for all.

The author has something to say: writing is easy to expose IQ_(:з"∠)_

Unknowingly the protagonist is cute again (chun)_(:з"∠)_