Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

"I can't sit still and wait for death." Jing Xiaoyi's face was as sinking as water, and his face was determined.

Diandian is his loyal partner, and he is the only one in the room at this time, so of course Diandian is responsible for cheering him on.

It asked electronically, "So what do you want to do?"

Jing Xiaoyi sneered: "You never think he is threatening me?"

Little fell into silence.

Jing Yi continued to sneer: "Don't think I can't see it! He's threatening me! Damn, do you think I'm scared?! In fact, even if he doesn't hint, I want to try what it feels like to have sex... But everything The premise, I have the final say!"

Diandian: "...so what do you want to do?"

For an evolving artificial intelligence, if you let it understand the definition of "making love", it's no problem, it is more theoretically rich than Jing Xiaoyi, but you can't force an artificial intelligence that has no related desires at all, yes The reproduction behavior among humans is very interesting, and its role at this time is indeed just a joke.

Jing Yi's eyes fluttered, and for a moment, he had an evil temperament similar to that of "Pocket Mrs. Qin".

He clenched his fists firmly and said: "Of course it is to become Qin Xiaomeng's life mentor. He looks like a rookie at first glance. I have to teach him to be a master first... lest my first experience with him feel bad. , hey ha ha ha"

It should be really fortunate that he was the only one in the room convulsing the wind, and the houses built by the Mystic people have always been well soundproofed, no one heard his series of weird laughter.

Otherwise, all unreliable rumors about "Madam Qin is beautiful and intelligent", "Madam Qin has an excellent temperament", "Madam Qin is a peerless beauty", etc., will be mercilessly dissipated in the wind like soap bubbles.

The only witness "Human" Dian Dian chose to help the tyrant very calmly. It said in a flat electronic voice: "If you need help, just ask."

In the days to come, wherever Mrs. Qin appeared, people would find "Emperor Jing" following behind him.

With a stern face, sometimes she wears the well-known yellow dragon robe, and sometimes...it turns into a black dragon robe, vermilion dragon robe, each piece is so exquisite that one can't wait to wear it herself. .Of course, Emperor Jing occasionally wears casual clothes, and when he wears casual clothes, he will not be overshadowed, because Mrs. Qin will wear parent-child clothes with his son Jingdi.

Big hands holding small hands, so cute that it almost melts your heart.

People all over the Federation are envious and jealous. Food and Sex Empire has received countless news emails, asking them whether they can accept private customization. It doesn't matter how much it costs. The important thing is that they must have the level of Emperor Jing!You can sell cute, you can kill the emperor, and you can wear parent-child clothes to show your affection...

Of course, among these "normal" emails, there will be one or two obscene emails mixed in from time to time——

"A doll that can be customized to the height of a human... is the whip, please replace it with a leather one, thank you."

"Can it be two meters tall? It's best to come with a variety of detachable [Mosaic], the best thing is that the doll can communicate with people!"

"The most important thing is to have the arrogance of Emperor Jing! The kind of arrogance that makes people want to kneel down..."

"Why do you only sell food? Please study more props, please!"

When Jing Xiaoyi occasionally logs into his account for entertainment, he is almost blinded by these requests filled with [Mosaic]!

But although he didn't reply at all, he still watched the screen every day.

Without him, they provided him with too much inspiration.

When the branch factory has established rules, the next thing is basically a no-brainer. The more Jing Xiaoyi does it, the more handy he is, and at the same time, he has more and more personal time.

In the extra time, he immersed himself in the world of design & handicrafts, and he seemed to have transformed into a perverted doctor, and all kinds of ingenious and wonderful ideas were realized... Emperor Jing didn't need to live in a big box, which didn't make him any better. The big box was decommissioned, but it was further upgraded...it became bigger and bigger.

Fans are guessing, what is in his big box of mystery?The direction of speculation is getting more and more strange, and the power of the masses is infinite, and one of the brain holes is infinitely close to the truth.

It's a pity that although this brain hole has been opened up, not many people believe it - what, Mrs. Qin is really researching sex toys?Sure enough, he is making a "Qin Emperor" with the face of General Qin?How can this be? !Even if Mrs. Qin really has a hungry heart under her coquettish appearance, he is not an idiot, when everyone's eyes are on him, he should keep a low profile no matter what?

Therefore, the more obvious it is, the less it is the truth, let's guess again.

……

time flies.

In a blink of an eye, 20 days passed.

What is the hottest news in the Federation today?

Of course it's not Emperor Jing—it's X-planets, and they're finally coming!

At that time, Jing Yi had joined Fan Qiao and gathered on Mi Xing.As the capital planet of the Federation, Mystery is the political center, economic center, and cultural center of the entire Federation, and has a pivotal position.

Jing Xiaoyi has not very good memories on Mixing. The Jing family and the Qin family both live on Mixing. He really doesn't want to deal with them anymore. It's not worthwhile to waste a good life on a group of top players.

But for one thing, since branch factories are set up on all nine planets, of course Mixing cannot be missed.

Secondly, as the escort fleet, Qin Meng's destination is also in Mixing, Jing Yi really "misses" him, and sees him one day sooner, even if it is in Mixing... Hehehe.

Actually, as a latecomer, Jing Xiaoyi didn't have a deep impression of Mi Xing.

When he came here, he was in a state of chaos. What happened to this planet depended on the memory left to him by the original owner.

Returning to his hometown this time, he can be regarded as returning home.

Mystery is a very beautiful planet.

The remaining eight planets were all developed later, from "basically unsuitable for human habitation" to "more suitable for human habitation". It seems that one day the earth people will change Mars into a living planet. Still more comfortable on Earth than on Mars.

This point, even if it is an outsider, Jing Xiaoyi is deeply aware of it.

He took a deep breath—it had been a week since arriving at Mystery, and he was still intoxicated.

"Why are you still here? Aren't you going to watch the fun?" Fan Qiao walked in and asked Jing Xiaoyi.

Jing Xiaoyi shrugged: "Didn't you go too?"

Fan Qiao smiled: "It's normal if I don't go! My man is not here."

Jing Xiaoyi snorted: "Anyway, I can't see it when I go there. There are a lot of people, and Qin Meng is not free, so it's better to watch the live broadcast at home!"

Fan Qiao: "You can do whatever you want! By the way, what do you think of X-planets?"

Jing Yi: "I heard that people from Planet X are a matrilineal society?"

Fan Qiao pulled Jing Yi to the back, and opened the holographic light curtain with the remote control. Inside, a host full of energy was warming up the atmosphere hoarsely, "Indeed, it is said that the X-stars are to some extent similar to the Ant-Man." Especially like, the supreme ruler is the queen, the queen can have a huge harem, the status of the people at the bottom is very low, it is difficult to reproduce, and they have to undertake most of the social work. They have strict discipline and strict hierarchy. The disadvantage is the lack of promotion channels, and the advantage is the strength of unity As long as the leaders are not brain-dead, their speed of development will be terrifying."

Jing Yi: "It's strange, I don't know if there are other intelligent races around us..."

Because the X-planets are about to visit, there have been more and more reports on the X-planets recently, but because the Mysterious people don’t know much about the X-planets, there is even less news with definite evidence. Stimulate audience ratings, the content of the reports is more and more biased towards novelty, different media are still inconsistent, various experts insist on their own opinions, and fight with each other every day. The audience who read these reports believe that there are all kinds of things , The excitement became a pot of porridge.

But what Fan Qiao said just now can be confirmed to be true. When Jing Yi found out for the first time, he was really glad that he was wearing a dense star instead of an X star. Otherwise, it would be really hard for him to imagine his life now. What day is it.

"Hey, the fleet has appeared!" After chatting for a few words, Fan Qiao exclaimed suddenly.

Jing Yi looked intently, and sure enough, he found a group of dense spaceships in the sky, arranged in complex symmetrical geometric figures, which looked very spectacular.

Fan Qiao is very familiar: "The outermost is the Gull warship, which is small in size and fast, and it is usually used as an offensive assistant...The oval shape inside is the Shark battleship, which has a larger tonnage and fierce firepower...The round shape The barbed one is the famous Haoge battleship, which is known as an indestructible shield... The kind that cruises around is the Patronus battleship, which is usually used to arm mecha soldiers. Your Colonel Qin should be one of them, in the middle It's the command ship, that crimson battleship, probably the star X's ship..."

The speed of these battleships is very fast. From the moment they appeared to Fan Qiao's words, the original small black spots quickly turned into huge giant battleships, and they landed slowly, bringing a burst of murderous aura. This weapon of war really makes all men feel heartbroken.

The audience near the scene shouted, and Jing Yi and Fan Qiao, who were watching the live broadcast, were also very excited.

The host even shouted hoarsely: "Our heroes, our shield spears... are finally back! Let's cheer! Let's dedicate our honor to the guests who came from afar and the warriors who returned home. Biggest cheers!"

Jing Yi: "Guests coming from afar? Forget it, political needs. I'm just worried that this is just a trick of politicians, and it will come to nothing in the end."

Fan Qiao: "Anyway, we can't control so much. I believe the federal government is not insane. But the guests from afar are really disgusting and uncomfortable."

The hatch of the battleship opened in this way.

Team after team of soldiers in military uniform came out neatly from the inside, accompanied by fierce drumbeats, they were imposing and heroic, and their handsomeness once again triggered a wave of frenzied screams.

Fan Qiao laughed loudly: "Did you see it? A close-up! A close-up for your Colonel Qin!"