Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

"Oh, you are willing to come and visit us working people..." Fan Qiao welcomed Jing Yi into the office, closed the door, opened his own client, and read according to the news headline above, "Who said soldiers can't have love?" At that moment, they hugged each other tightly, like a fairy couple, kissing sweetly—ah! You are my hero, ah! You are my treasure..."

Jing Yi gave him a punch on the shoulder unceremoniously: "If you deliberately disgust someone to beat you again! The goosebumps are gone."

Fan Qiao laughed and leaned forward, "Although it is indeed a little grotesque, breaking the tradition and running up to meet your lover with such a romantic thing is not just made up by others!"

"Wait!" Jing Yi's expression suddenly became very strange, "You just said, break the tradition?"

"That's right!" Fan Qiao turned off the light screen, "How else can I put it, this young couple is different, I'm envious of others!"

Jing Yi ignored him, he opened his client and searched for keywords.

It was because he was paralyzed by the flesh at the first time, he glanced at it for a while after the awarding ceremony, but he didn't pay attention.

So much so, that she was blinded by that bitch Qin Meng until now!

Five minutes later, he gritted his teeth, wishing he could fly back and chop Qin Meng into a meat paste!

Damn, it's so hard for him to be fooled. Why does everyone do what he said before?Last night, I showed a lot of sympathy, but in fact, I was blinded by sleep and my mind was not clear, right?

He was so obvious that Fan Qiao could see through it at a glance, and he laughed even louder: "You didn't, did you? You didn't know before? Colonel Qin impressed me... just to show off his affection in front of the whole world Hard enough."

Jing Yi managed to regain his composure, and took a look at Fan Qiao: "Let's talk about business."

Although his face was calm, there was a murderous light in his eyes, as if to say, laughing and killing you!

Fan Qiao managed to hold back his laughter, and changed the subject with a serious face, beating Jing Yi and saying, "Speaking of which, there is no boss like you who hasn't even shown his face for nearly ten days, and won't just be busy." Are you singing and dancing every night? Considering that you are still on your honeymoon, I won’t say anything, but you finally got out of the customs. If you don’t come here to have a look, you actually ran to you and me with Colonel Qin again! It’s just licentious No way!"

Jing Yi corrected him: "We are going to practice mecha operation, thank you."

Fan Qiao was curious: "Is your physique okay?"

Jing Yi told him: "With Qin Meng taking it with me, I will practice the basic movements..."

"Oh," Fan Qiao looked very understanding, "My husband and I have also practiced like this, but the space is small, and the friction caused fire..."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Jing Yi's waist, his expression changed, with rich meanings.

It seems to be saying sorry, then it seems that I misunderstood you, you are already a peerless good boss if you can persist at this moment, it is very hard, right?Shall I find you an ottoman?

It also seems to be saying, but Qin Meng will be too weak, just because you can still pretend to be okay now, instead of being bedridden, I hope he will never be too fancy or useless.

Jing Yi was so angry that he hurt internally, he lowered his voice and shouted: "Why do you even tell me this kind of thing!"

He always felt that Fan Qiao was exceptionally elite and capable, with an ascetic face similar to his original style, which was extremely serious from the inside to the outside.But he never expected that not only did he secretly send him a bunch of small movies, but now he even speaks pornographic accents. It really is as if life is just like the first time you see it!

Fan Qiao shrugged: "It's normal for good friends to talk about this topic! It's not an unmarried little virgin... How many positions have you tried? Have you watched all the little movies I gave you before? Which one do you like best? "

Jing Yi felt as if he had no face to tell him that although he was not unmarried, he was still a virgin.

Tired, he looked around and talked about him: "What is the production and sales of our products? What is the feedback from consumers? Which products are the most popular and which ones are not selling well?"

Fan Qiao: "The only problem is that the supply is short of demand, and there is an urgent need to open a branch factory. But there will be no rush for a while. Tell me first. You haven't gone out for so many days. Is it because you went back that night and you... um?"

Jing Yi's face was paralyzed: "No, you think too much."

He then said: "I don't know how much we can borrow? If the opportunity is not lost, let's expand as soon as possible. First of all, we must ensure that all nine planets have branches."

Fan Qiao: "Really not? I don't believe it. You, what's wrong with admitting it? As adults, enjoying sex is our natural right, and more exchanges between friends can promote progress! As for how much money you can borrow , our credit limit is very high, if it is acceptable to rent a house first, the remaining eight branches will be completed together.”

As a conservative oriental man, Jing Yi really couldn't hold back Fan Qiao's enthusiasm...

Could it be that he would say it?In fact, when the two of them were in the mecha in the morning, it was true that, ahem, the gun went off a few times, and it was clear at a glance whether the man reacted, and he couldn't hide it.At that time, Jing Yi was sitting on Qin Meng's lap, and he was kicked...Qin Meng told him very wittyly that it was a prepared saber...then he pushed it away...Later, the "saber" had a sense of existence several times, but the two Just like the emperor's new clothes, they both believe in a mentally retarded lie that even a fool can't lie to...

If it is said that Jing Yi was a little angry at the beginning, because he felt offended...and also a little creepy, because he was afraid that Qin Meng's animal nature would go wild, and the size of his "saber" was too scary... But in the end, he only had It's funny & embarrassing, as well as empathetic pity, and a little weird "moving"... He must be very uncomfortable, right?No wonder...

Originally, he planned to bury this unspeakable experience deeply, but it was too much for Fan Qiao to mention it again and again...

In the subsequent conversation, he abruptly changed the subject several times.

But human beings are like this, the more you hide and cover, the more curious he will be.

And one more thing is that Fan Qiao thought it was really fun to tease him... His cheeks were flushed, he was ashamed, annoyed and ferocious, as if he could cry at any time, or blow his hair or something, which was very addictive.

I can't imagine it, just looking at Jing Yi's appearance, who would have thought that he is so innocent and conservative?It's obviously a little Veela's character design, but it's so OOC after contact... I really don't know how he played something as heavy as the choking game, the more I think about it, the more weird I feel, are you sure it's not a smart one?

Jingyi negotiated with Fan Qiao the plan to set up a branch factory in such a "difficult" way. In a short period of time, everyone will go on business trips separately, manage the branch factory well, and hand it over to trustworthy people for management, and establish a scientific and effective supervision mechanism, company culture, and reward and punishment items. Etc., etc……

"Then since the official business is over, should we talk about the private topics among friends?" Fan Qiao still refused to let go.

Jing Yi, who was pushed into a hurry, began to fight - damn, as a man, you can't lose if you lose!I heard that there are so many men who can only masturbate themselves to shape themselves into experienced winners in life, relying on face and imagination.He is a former Taobao shopkeeper who is used to writing soft articles, so afraid of him?

Looking at Fan Qiao, Jing Yi gritted his teeth, you forced me to do this!

Then he started making up stories.

The material comes from a small movie shot that was glimpsed that day.

Jing Yi was very lucky, fortunately he saw that, otherwise he really wasn't sure if the two men would use... the chrysanthemum.He had indeed seen jokes about cucumbers and chrysanthemums in his previous life, but the jokes couldn't be guaranteed to be true!Because he always feels in private that cucumbers and chrysanthemums are not very scientific... Leaving aside the wrong size, where does the pleasure come from?

It's a scientific question like that.

But since I watched the short movie, I was very sure that the thing really went in.

Now that he has the exact textual research materials, he can safely join his imagination and start blowing.

"I like the standing back pose...what? It won't be very hard! Just stand on the steps...it's convenient to exert force."

"Ah? That's right, of course I entered. How could he get in because he is too big..."

"I have no opinion! Why should I have an opinion? I'm all men and I don't have any shortcomings..."

"It's okay, we're in harmony."

"Huh? Have you ever played like this before?"

"Of course we tried it! I was surprised that I didn't expect you to play it besides us hahaha, it's quite interesting..."

"You guys are only three hours? Our longest one was five hours! How normal is seven times a night, young!"

They chatted very happily and became more and more speculative.

Then there was a knock on the door.

When he opened the door, it was indeed Qin Meng who came to pick him up.

He first took a deep look at Jing Xiaoyi, and then greeted Fan Qiao in a friendly manner with a masculine demeanor.

Then he found that Fan Qiao's face was really weird. If he read it correctly, his gaze was still swaying around his waist, and then the corners of his mouth were about to bend upwards several times, but he tried his best to hold back.

Qin Meng: "..."

Jing Xiaoyi stood behind Fan Qiao, and after seeing Qin Meng, he was really guilty for a moment, but soon he calmed down, hmph, I haven't pursued the fact that this bitch lied to him yet!

Qin Meng: "Is it almost done? Shall we go back?"

Jing Yi: "No, I haven't gone to see how the four masters are progressing yet."

Fan Qiao dismantled him: "Don't look, the four masters are busy and have no time to entertain you these two days. It is said that an experiment is entering a critical stage. You should go back first, if it doesn't work, come back tomorrow."

They were all cut off, so Jing Yi could only leave with Qin Meng resentfully.

Qin Meng thought it was his own illusion at first, but he turned around, and could still feel Fan Qiao's gaze flickering around the middle of the road behind him, he couldn't help feeling puzzled, and looked back.

Fan Qiao made a "come on" gesture to him.

Qin Meng left in a daze.

Could it be that they just talked about themselves?

When he got in the car, Qin Meng couldn't help but slapped around, who knew that he had stabbed a hornet's nest all at once, and Jing Xiaoyi, who was guilty of a crime, preempted the attack, and pursued the old account he had lied to himself before!

The final result, of course, was Qin Meng's guarantee that it would not be an example.

In order to divert Jing Yi's attention, Qin Meng mentioned one thing: "By the way, I'm going on a mission again. As the commander of the [-]rd Mecha Corps, I will be incorporated into the Starship Battleship Fleet and serve as a mission for the upcoming visiting star X diplomats." The team escorted."

The news came so suddenly that Jing Yi immediately forgot the previous personal grievances, and asked him, "Aren't the X-planets and the Mi-stars mortal enemies? Why are they about to establish diplomatic relations all of a sudden?"

Qin Meng also had a serious face: "They bypassed the military headquarters and contacted the federal government directly. It is said that the leader of the visit this time is a prince with a high status and cannot be missed. Although I don't think the X-planets have any good intentions, but After all, they are under the banner of peace, and we can only see what happens. If the diplomatic team has a problem on the territory of the Mysterians, the military will definitely be blamed, and the anger of the people will be easily incited."

Jing Yi was a little worried: "Then you won't be in danger, right?"

"It's not dangerous, it's just that this mission should last for a long time, at least a month or so." In fact, he didn't want to use these bad things about the military-political game to affect Jing Yi's mood, so he deliberately changed his focus and said, "We have only been together for a few days and we are going to be separated. I am reluctant."

Jing Yi's face became hot, and he turned his head to look at the front: "Just be careful. But, did you belong to the Third Mecha Corps before? Is this a promotion?"

Qin Meng: "It's indeed a promotion, and I'm going to report it soon."

"Then what can I do for you? Do you need to prepare anything?" Jing Yi counted with his fingers, and then he was a little discouraged, "It seems that I can only prepare some food..."

"It's good to have something to eat." Qin Meng smiled, "I don't know how many people in the entire Federation envy me now. I married a wife with superb craftsmanship, and I am usually very lucky."

Jing Yi rolled his eyes. No matter how many times he heard it, he was still very unhappy with the title of "Madam".

"That's fine, I'll prepare some food for you... well, the most important thing is the hot pot base. You have just been promoted to the head of the regiment, and you want to get in touch with the new subordinates as soon as possible. Eating together is better than anything else!" In this regard, Jing Xiaoyi, who has watched many TV dramas, looks very experienced.

Qin Meng had just taken office and was about to take on such an important task. If he encountered some danger at that time, he would not be able to direct those subordinates. This is very terrible.

The great generals in ancient times, when new officials took office, they definitely had to set up banquets. A group of small heads ate meat, and it was lively, and everyone changed from unfamiliarity to familiarity between pushing and changing cups.Although the so-called wine and meat friend is a derogatory term, but in the beginning, if you want to open up the situation, you really can't do without wine and meat.

"However...how is your discipline? Are you allowed to have dinner together?" Jing Yi was quite considerate.

Qin Meng said with a smile: "We only have a limit on the amount of drinking. During the flight of the spaceship, we don't care about dinner parties, but the key positions must not be short of people on duty."

He liked the way Jing Xiaoyi was counting for him with his fingers, and his heart softened into a ball. He sighed secretly, no wonder those married soldiers mentioned that their wives were all worthless. Thinking about myself, having someone worrying about me, having someone waiting for me at home, it feels really good...

"By the way, the brown bears are also here at the awarding ceremony. Where are they assigned? Are they going to this mission too?" Jing Yi asked as he walked towards the kitchen.

Qin Meng also followed him into the kitchen: "They are also the third mech corps, and of course they will go on a mission together this time."

Jing Yi opened the fresh-keeping cabinet and took a look, then patted his forehead: "I forgot that there is no stock at home. How about this, let's go to the base to buy some ingredients - when will you come?"

Qin Meng: "Leave the day after tomorrow."

"Then let's invite a few of them over for dinner tomorrow night. I'll do it for you. I wish you success and safety." Jing Yi changed into his out shoes again, ready to go "grocery shopping".

Qin Meng: "They would really like to come, but are you too tired?"

Jing Yi smiled: "Not really, there are many ways to eat that save energy, I just prepare the seasoning."

They went to buy a lot of bones and came back. After cleaning them all, they broke the cauldron to make soup—the several cauldrons prepared by Jing Yi were exactly boilers, each of which was nearly one person tall, so that they couldn’t be made at home. They rented them temporarily. I bought a house and boiled it, and the fragrance of the boil wafted all over the place, and the neighbors on the left and right were all unlucky...

He added a lot of ingredients to the soup, and after a little bit of recovery, he completely turned into a caring little assistant, analyzing the characteristics of various plants and meat, analyzing nutrition and taste, and coming up with the best matching plan. The flavors of the soups are all very different, the only thing in common is that they are all overwhelming.

There is no need to worry about staying here, they went back and sat opposite each other for dinner.

Take the brook fish and prawns that were caught before from the fresh-keeping cabinet, add some seasoning and nutrition powder and fry them directly, the aroma comes out, it is unbearably fresh.

Stir-fried several different meats, some with sweet and sour taste, some with spicy taste, both in terms of color and aroma, they are all very mouth-watering.

Serve with thin, freshly baked pancakes.

Forget about the sadness of parting, the two simply had a long-lost feast of food.