Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

...Although it may be a bit vulgar, vulgarity is elegance.

On this point, Jing Xiaoyi is quite persistent.

Fan Qiao's taste in this aspect is exactly the opposite of his. In earth terms, Fan Qiao is actually a very petty bourgeoisie with a very romantic feeling.

The opening ceremony he imagined was really full of dreamy bubbles. Everyone wore formal gowns to attend grandly, invited a sufficiently elegant band to perform on stage, and then the guests slid onto the dance floor to dance, slowly infecting the crowd, little by little, In the end, the whole city dances together, and bubbles of various shapes and colors are released. The bubbles rise to the sky and become fiery trees and silver flowers hanging upside down. It is very romantic and grand.

When the two sides are in dispute, it depends on whose brainwashing skills are better.

However, since Jing Xiaoyi always negotiated with Fan Qiao when he was exhausted and his mind was muddled, then no one should expect him to have such a thing as logic.

He KO'd Fan Qiao with just one trick of "playing tricks".

No matter what Fan Qiao said, he looked at him with dead fish eyes, and read like a repeater: "No, there must be loud gongs and drums, banners, firecrackers, crowds of people, and dragon and lion dances." , singing and dancing, flowers blooming like brocades, red lanterns hanging high..."

After talking about it for almost half an hour, Fan Qiao compromised, and hung up the communication viciously, leaving behind the sentence "You're ruthless" that lingered for three days.

As for Jing Xiaoyi, who was satisfied, he fell asleep directly.

Given that Fan Qiao can comprehend everything else, only the so-called dragon and lion dance is puzzling...Jing Xiaoyi specially spared a little time before, and personally directed a round, the actors under the lion and the dragon all used intelligence NPCs have more cool movements than real actors, and the appearance fee is also lower. Anyway, they don't need to show their faces. As long as the routines are preset, there is no need to waste time on rehearsals, and there will be absolutely no mistakes.

But just to be on the safe side, Jing Yi went over early to see the results of the rehearsal.

He couldn't be happier.

"Is the singer here? How is the practice?"

Fan Qiao looked at him with sublimated eyes, and said: "You practice very well, really, the tunes of those three songs are so simple, let alone professional ones, I can sing them after listening to them once, and I can sing them after listening to them twice in a row. God, now I don’t even hang around my ears when I’m sleeping... Thank you so much.”

Jing Yi looked at him very purely: "Don't be polite, there is no need to be polite between friends."

Fan Qiaoru floated away on the clouds.

This shameless guy.

The storefronts of the holographic interstellar network are all decorated by Fan Qiao alone. When he first saw it, Jing Yi felt that he and Fan Qiao had completely different tastes. This place looks really tall... Although It's good to be tall, but when he thinks that such a tall place is used to sell instant noodles and spicy sticks, he feels like a hidden gem.

But forget it, get used to it.

As expected, the outside of the Food and Color Empire has been decorated with flowers and flags according to his request, and the eyes are full of golden yellow and red. It looks very lively and festive.

Because Jing Xiaoyi is really famous recently, when other stores open, they are always worried that there will be too few people, and they will look too depressed, and they will launch a publicity campaign early in the morning, with big rewards for opening or something.But he doesn't need it here at all. Not only does he not need to bring people over to watch, he also needs to control the flow of people and broadcast it live on the whole network.

Jing Yi wore a bright red dress today.

It looks a bit like it was worn on a wedding day, the belt is tied up, and it really looks like a full grip.This guy doesn't know if it's because he learned to walk later, and he is not as proficient as he was born, so he always looks a little shaky, but this walking posture is in line with his appearance, and the willows swinging slowly in the wind are really special With a demonic aura and a prey to beauty, those who like his style will be very upset, and those who don't like him will probably want to pounce on him and scratch his face when he sees it, making you pissed off!

But no matter what, as the person involved, Jing Xiaoyi himself didn't realize it.

His husband, Qin Meng, also appeared, wearing a straight military uniform—the military uniform is a special lining, and a passer-by can still show three points of heroism, not to mention Qin Meng, the proud man of heaven, with broad shoulders and long legs , the temperament is condensed, the aura of a male god is really not covered.

It stands to reason that he is domineering, with a masculine aura in every gesture, and it should be very incompatible to stand with a guy like Jing Xiaoyi who is full of monsters.

But it's just so strange, the two of them seem to be in perfect harmony, they rarely talk, but they have a tacit understanding in every gesture, especially when Jing Xiaoyi raised his head, and Qin Xiaomeng lowered his head, the two of them looked at each other When they smiled, they were really more supple than idol dramas. The two of them were calm and calm, but the faces of the bystanders blushed, and they couldn't hold it.

The two singers they invited today are also very down-to-earth.

A man and a woman, all of them are not good looking, but their singing skills are very good, and they have a little reputation, but most of the federal people don't know each other.When the two of them received the invitation from the Food Empire and asked them to appear at the opening ceremony, they couldn't believe their ears. For a while, they suspected that Fan Qiao was a liar, or that this Food Empire was not Mrs. Qin's other Food Empire, but What kind of cos shop is Food Empire I Love You? Otherwise, Mrs. Qin is not short of money, so please lower the class more!

Later, he hesitated to make sure, signed the contract, got the three songs, and did not say anything else, and concentrated on practicing-this is definitely a great thing that fell from the sky!Not to mention paying the appearance fee, I am willing to pay for it!Mrs. Qin's store opened, what a great exposure!If you don't know how to seize such a good opportunity, you deserve to never be popular for the rest of your life.

The three songs given to them were very simple. When they first sang them, they were a little disappointed. They felt that such songs were too easy and vulgar. If they were at this level, anyone on the street could sing them well. , there is no need to invite them at all.

But after singing a few more times, they suddenly felt the magic of this song...

The brainwashing function is too powerful!

For example, he was obviously not practicing singing, but after taking a shower, he began to sing inexplicably!

They didn't even notice it when they sang it, and after Balabala sang half of the song and danced back, they realized it for a second-oh, what's going on?

Neither are fools, and the two of them immediately understood the value of these three songs.

Then after being excited, I worked harder and integrated my feelings into the singing. The effect of singing, not to mention how enthusiastic it was!

The time points to ten o'clock in the morning.

Although the opening time was set at 11:11:11, the performance had to start early, otherwise it would be late.

After the o'clock, a string of firecrackers crackled!

A drum band began to play music, and it was also a very celebratory tune.

Originally Jing Xiaoyi and Qin Meng were both standing at the door, looking like a pair of Bi people, their looks are too high, even if there is someone who dislikes them because of the previous incident, they have to admit that these two people look really good. It's both seductive and stylish.

Those who say that Mrs. Qin has a goblin face and is not airy, come out!Obviously they are Su Potian, okay?

Who cares about the atmosphere!

Standing together motionless is like a high-profile idol drama.

However, in the next second, firecrackers blared, gongs and drums blared, lions and dragons danced lively, and the style of painting changed in an instant, leaving no time for everyone to adapt.

...the eyeballs rolled all over the ground.

Then, everyone roared with laughter.

In the holographic net, the firecrackers were very realistic, and colorful debris floated down and landed on the heads of Major Qin and Mrs. Qin. It didn't look like an opening ceremony!It is simply a folk wedding scene!

I was so caught off guard, no one thought that the painting style of Food and Sex Empire would be like this before I came here!

I don't know how many fans watched this spectacular dragon and lion dance performance.

The lions rolled the hydrangea balls and stepped on the plum blossom piles upside down. They are naive and cute. The difficult movements are amazing, and the funny movements make people laugh.

Two long dragons are constantly circling and flying, vying for the beads in the middle. On Mi Xing, there are Chinese dragons in their ancient myths, but there are differences in details from those on Earth. Anyway, Jing Yi has given up exploring Mi Xing and Earth. Even if there is no Chinese dragon on Mixing, he can still make it up.

The performance was wonderful, or in other words, the biggest feature was festive and lively, mobilizing everyone's emotions.

After the dragon and lion dances exited, a square stage rose up in front of the store.

Along with the stage, there are two performing singers, a man and a woman, dressed in the same festive clothes.

The super-powerful speakers start playing!

The first song is Brainwashing Divine Comedy - The End of the World is My Love.

The glory of composing music belongs to the mother star, but the glory of writing lyrics must go to Qin Meng.

Yes, the one who wrote the lyrics in the common language of the Commonwealth was Jing Yi and his husband.

Jing Yi never expected that he had this skill.

At that time, Jing Xiaoyi was a little worried, mainly because he didn't have time to translate!Either he is making energy cards, or his mind is like a pot of porridge, he thinks about it, or forget it.

Later, when he accidentally mentioned it, Qin Meng took away the scores of the three songs, and returned the three songs to him without even working hard for half a day.

According to him, this is not all his credit, the brown bears also provided a lot of help.

But even so, Jing Yi still felt that his three views had been refreshed.

Filling in the lyrics seems to be very simple, but in fact, it is very difficult to fill in the words that are both elegant and popular, and catchy.

As for Qin Meng's level of writing lyrics, after Jing Yi hummed it twice, he realized that the original version really didn't need to be inferior, his brainwashing skills were top-notch, and his brilliance was revealed in the silent place, this is a talent!

Two singers, one male and one female, sang and danced, and their fluttering voices were sent out with the super shocking sound... When they sang the first bar, the crowd was speechless, but by the second bar, they couldn't help themselves. sang along.

Sing and dance along.

Just like the intelligent NPCs who just finished dancing the lion and dragon in front of the stage and are doing a simple square dance.

Of course, the most provocative person is Mrs. Qin who is leading the dance in front...