Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

Jing Yi is unpacking the express package.

Soon, an egg-shaped fluffy object appeared in front of his eyes.

The egg has a black base with dark green circular stripes around it, and it looks downright sinister.

Jing Yi stared blankly at this inexplicable object for a while, then he flipped through the small courier box and found that there was no accompanying information in it, that is to say, he still didn't know who sent it.

Then he was taken aback, thinking, this can't be a time bomb, right?

Although the courier system of the Mixing people is very formal, it seems impossible to let such dangerous goods pass the security check, but what if?

Then he mumbled the words out.

Qin Meng immediately grasped this inspiration,

He rushed over in three steps at a time, and pulled Jing Yi behind him with a serious face: "If you didn't buy it, and you don't know who sent it, you'd better be careful, I'll take it away first." , help you troubleshoot the danger!"

Unexpectedly, Jing Yi rejected his offer, and said with a smile: "I was nervous just now, and it shouldn't be dangerous. Open it and look, and you should know who sent it."

At critical moments, it's still more useful to dot a little bit. After a little scanning, it was confirmed that it wasn't the time bomb he imagined.The main reason is that all the weapons of the Mysticians will emit electromagnetic waves of a unique frequency, so although Diandian does not intend to waste energy to "see through" directly, "security check" is still a piece of cake for it.

Moreover, although it is not certain, but after a little thought, it is known that the courier can enter the military family area, and it must have been strictly checked.

Qin Meng still stopped him from letting him go: "No, what if there is an emergency?"

As he said that, he was going to fish for that green hairy egg.

Jing Yi grabbed him speechlessly: "Then let's open it together...you are not a superhero, you are immortal..."

He felt quite embarrassing, this Qin Xiaomeng was indeed quite a gentleman, but he was a big man, being guarded by another gentleman's gentleman, besides being a little moved, he was also speechless.

Seeing that he couldn't evade, Qin Meng could only bite the bullet and help him open the egg.

Jing Yi stood side by side with him, bent down, feeling a sense of anticipation to open a treasure chest.

Although with the tragic aesthetics of this green egg, he no longer has any expectations for the contents inside.

The courier arrived before Fan Qiao, or was it the local product of Mixing that he brought for himself?

This is the greatest possibility.

It's just that he really didn't expect that Fan Qiao, who looks elite but decent, would have such a catastrophic aesthetic, hahahaha ugly die, okay?Even if I look at it more than once, I feel that my eyes are about to be blinded by poison, and I can't bear to look directly at it.

The lid of the green egg was opened.

Jing Xiaoyi stared fixedly at it.

In the next second, a bone-deep human skeleton popped out of the green hairy egg!

I don't know how the human-tall skeleton was hidden in the knee-high green hairy egg. After it sprang out, it began to fly around the living room, making eerie laughter as it flew. , and then puffs of black mist spewed out of its mouth, and green light appeared from its black eye sockets... After it flew around for a few times, it suddenly hovered over the green hairy egg, and its eyes were fixed on Jing Xiaoyi, The green hairy egg sprayed red light, and then a very dynamic and crazy music sounded, and the skeleton danced to the rhythm, singing loudly while dancing, it was simply high.

Jing Yi was really taken aback.

He was not frightened by the skeleton, but by the sudden movement.

There was a time when a similar game was popular on the earth. It was a box, and when the lid was opened, an ugly doll or something would suddenly pop up inside. It's easy to be intimidated by this simple trick when you're off guard.

Reflexively, he grabbed Qin Meng's arm next to him, hid half of his body behind him, let out a quick cry, and leaned against his back softly.

However, Qin Meng's performance was worthy of his image as an iron-blooded soldier. He stood still, as if he was not frightened at all, and opened his arms to protect Jing Xiaoyi beside him. At that moment, his image was simply extremely tall!

Then two lines of thought were fighting in his mind.

One is, oops, I just fell in love with someone and planned to pursue her, but would it not be good enough to engage in such childish revenge...

The other is, so soft, so soft, so soft, so soft...

The evil villain held down the righteous villain and beat him violently. Qin Meng was about to fall into the abyss and could no longer be a good person.

Behind him, Jing Xiaoyi, who had been urinated by the sudden scare just now, burst out laughing.

He has heard this explosive and dynamic song before!

From the original owner's collection, the dead heavy metal band Reaper's Covenant, the five-member group with grimaces at the beginning smashed musical instruments and self-mutilated. It almost broke and reorganized Jing Yi's three views, so it left him with a very deep impression. The impression, until now, the familiar melody still hovers in his mind from time to time, and it won't go away for a long time.

Now being performed by a skeleton skeleton, I almost died from laughing hahaha.

Who is so talented!Needless to say, if he hadn't passed through, the original owner would still be here, and the original owner might regard him as a confidant in life.

Then the doorbell rang.

Jing Yi said with a smile: "Fan Qiao must have arrived, he arrived just in time, such a fun thing, you must share it with him hahaha...don't shut it down for me!"

After saying that, he went to open the door for Fan Qiao.

"Look who I brought you!" After seeing Jing Xiaoyi, Fan Qiao gave him a big hug, and then moved away, revealing the group of people following him, but he immediately put down Swallowing back a sentence, he opened his eyes wide and looked at the dancing skeleton in the living room, his eyes were about to fall out of the window and said, "...what the hell!"

Jing Yi really wants to reciprocate this sentence, okay?

Why didn't you tell him there was someone else before you came?

And that bunch of strangers all have silver hair, they look decent and majestic, now look at the skeleton frame...Look at Jing Xiaoyi...Look at the skeleton frame...Look at Qin Xiaomeng, every time Everyone's eyes felt a little dazed.

Qin Meng didn't close the dancing skeleton until now, not because he listened to Jing Xiaoyi's words and didn't know how to adapt it at all.

But this special custom "gift", it does not have an early termination key.

You have to dance and sing enough for two songs.

Qin Meng looked at the group of people blocking the door with a cold face, and began to reflect deeply. How much water did he have in his mind before he chose to use this gift to "revenge" Jing Xiaoyi?

This group of people just looked at each other for a long time, until the first song was finished.

The skeleton frame tore off his left hand and right hand, bent his knees, and made a very cool ending freeze frame.

The people who didn't know the truth breathed a sigh of relief.

Jing Yi smiled awkwardly: "Well, I'm making everyone laugh...don't stand there, please come in—"

Before he finished speaking, the skeleton turned his right hand upside down, and slapped his forehead hard with the left arm he had just torn off!

I don't know what kind of black technology was used, but the skull's snow-white forehead was covered with blood!

Of course, this kind of blood is just a visual effect and will not stain the floor. The slogan is energy saving and environmental protection, and it will never run dry.

This was like a signal. In the quiet living room, another exciting song was played. It was still the work of Death's Covenant. It sounded more...deadly than the song just now.

Jing Xiaoyi couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't wait to summon the home robot, he knocked up the wall of the living room to reveal the storage space inside, and then flew up, directly smashing the green hairy egg and the lively and lovely dancing skeleton He kicked it in, and with lightning speed, he lowered the wall.

The magic sound of Death's Covenant is very penetrating. In fact, after kicking in, you can still hear the faint and powerful sound effect in the living room.

But anyway, in this way, at least the visual pollution has been removed.

Next, Jing Xiaoyi's performance began to fully reveal his strong heart, as well as the unique..."Smile no matter what" spirit that is unique to employees in the service industry.

He continued to make a gesture to invite in, and said with a smile: "Come in quickly, everyone is welcome to come to my house as guests, the arrival of you all really makes the scorpion shine..."

Fan Qiao glanced at him with complicated eyes, swallowed a mouthful of old blood, put on a smile, and smoothed things over for his little friend: "Yes, we all treat ourselves as our own, don't be polite, anyway, everyone will soon be I'm on my own..."

A few old men with straight faces came in with blank expressions.

Well, fortunately, fortunately, the old people have good hearts, and they didn't get sick from this battle, and they didn't just walk away.

Everyone sat down.

As a legal couple in the eyes of the public, Qin Meng and Jing Yi had the same seats. Jing Yi asked Qin Meng to greet the guests first, and he poured tea with desserts and sugar like a butterfly. Although he didn't know the identities of these old people, But looking at Fan Qiao's seriousness, and looking at their momentum, it is obviously not easy.Since the initial impression is doomed to be bad, let's try to save as much as possible...

"Let me introduce you first! This is Mr. Gu Yueqin, this is Mr. Han Jin, this is Mr. Yu Shengming, this is Mr. Li Zixia... The biggest gain of my trip is that From a mecha spare parts factory under your name, I discovered these famous masters..." Fan Qiao said with a lively and enthusiastic voice as much as possible.

He really didn't expect that there were so many real dragons lying in that small quagmire.

These old gentlemen have actually been unknown for decades.

But going back decades, each of them is a very important master figure in the circle of the Federation.