Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

After saying hello, Jing Yi went upstairs to rest.

I went to take a shower first—he fell in love with taking a bath. When he was in a wheelchair, taking a bath was like fighting a war. Supreme enjoyment.

While taking a bath, you can surf the Internet for leisure.

Ever since he became an Internet celebrity, Jing Yi has been very concerned about his own activities and current affairs news.

Before wanting to be famous, the most important factor was survival, but slowly, he was able to find pleasure in it.What's more, the advertising leaflet of the Starry Sky Hypermarket gave him inspiration, and if he managed it well, he would earn a lot of money!

In this way, he is one step closer to his goal of conquering the sea of ​​stars.

Go to your private messages first.

Recently, Jing Yi's private mailbox has received a large number of letters every day, such a huge amount of information, before the dots appear, he has to quickly browse and skim them.

But with Diandian, Diandian will help him quickly divide private messages into several categories - irrelevant slobber (including brainless praise and brainless black), more important information, and key information that represents a certain trend.

Don’t worry about the first type, just browse the second type casually, and the key is the third type.

Today's key information is all about——Major Qin really wants to regret the marriage?Even Minister Qin publicly stated his position, and then submitted an application to the court... I feel sorry for you/Xi Da Pu Ben!

Um?what happened?

He was about to click on the news to see the specific content, but at this moment, a particularly distinctive piece of information made him freeze.

"Is the game good that day? After playing, can your husband still meet your needs?"

Jing Yi: "...!!!"

He sat up in an instant, as if someone had poured a bucket of ice water on him in the summer. It was irritating and cold. Two seconds later, he gritted his teeth and said, "Come on, find this person!"

Diandian didn't open its mouth, but it pushed the information flow out in an instant.

Five seconds later, it said: "This person is very cautious. He sent it using a public account, and he cleaned up the tail immediately. I can't catch him."

Jing Yi emerged from the water, wiped himself clean with a bath towel, then put on a compromise and walked around naked in the bathroom, gritting his teeth nervously while circling: "I knew it, I just knew it." I know! Why didn’t I think of it at the beginning? Damn it! I didn’t receive such crucial information... So, the original Jing Yi was deceived by someone? Who deceived him? The choking game... Shit! This is basically Murder! Strange, why did they show up after so long? What is the purpose of sending this private message? Damn, the original owner won’t have any handles in their hands, right? Are they trying to threaten me?!”

Diandian comforted him with a calm electronic voice: "Don't get excited."

"The timing is so perfect, I don't believe it's a coincidence!" Jing Yi suddenly stopped, he was facing the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the bathroom, completely naked, a pair of sparkling eyes met its reflection in the mirror like fire , "Don't care if they lured the original owner to play the so-called suffocation game before it was premeditated, and now they suddenly appear again, it must have something to do with Qin Zhengyu's old fox!"

Dian Dian said: "The probability is 80.00%."

Jing Yi sneered and said, "Then do you think that Qin Zhengyu changed his mind again and wanted to break up the couple he made up...and why?"

Dian Dian said: "You are out of his control, the probability is 90.00%, just because you are unhappy, the probability is 30.00%, and by the way, Qin Meng's reputation is ruined, the probability is 60.00%, it is just not seeing you well, the probability is 50.00%, I want to see you again Use other tricks, the possibility is [-]%."

"..." Jing Yi paused, and looked at his palm in doubt, "Dian Dian, why do I feel that you are becoming more and more humane, and you can even help me analyze this kind of problem?"

Dian Dian: "... There are a large number of family ethics TV series in my database, do you want to watch it?"

Jing Yi: "No, thank you."

After being interrupted like this, the bloodshot energy in his forehead was over.

Now Jing Yi is very thankful that he grew up in an orphanage in his previous life. Although he was a little poor materially, at least he didn't have so many disgusting so-called "relatives" blatantly plotting against you.

Diandian: "Then what are you going to do? Do you want to reply to this message?"

Jing Yi thought for a while: "Of course you have to reply, just reply 'who are you', don't even use punctuation marks. Please help me pay attention, if this person reappears, catch him as soon as possible."

Of course, the sooner this kind of time bomb lurking around is dismantled, the better.

Then again, this reminded him that Qin Zhengyu ordered the program crew to rush into his house last time, and he hadn't paid him back!I was so busy that I almost forgot about it.

... But before that, he still has to talk to his "husband" first.

Having made up his mind, Jing Yi put on his big bathrobe, and ran out to look at the door of the next room.

Qin Meng also just took a shower and is "waiting for the rabbit".

He believes that as long as Jing Xiaoyi surfs the Internet, he will be able to see the news immediately, and as long as he is not stupid, he will come to find him first.

——As for why Qin Meng didn't take the initiative to find him... Being treated like this by his biological father, Qin Meng found that he couldn't speak at all.

After hearing the knock on the door, Qin Meng deliberately dawdled for a second or two before going to open the door for him.

A faint and extremely alluring fragrance hit his face, Jing Yi came over in a hurry, the ends of his hair were still wet, dripping water sporadically, then flowed down his slender neck, and was finally absorbed by the bathrobe.

Qin Meng was hit by the impact of this moment, and somehow in his mind, he recalled the little movie he saw this afternoon. At that time, the person below poked his head out of the swimming pool with tiny drops of water on his face. Beads, those drops of water collapsed and slid down with the impact of the person behind him... His face had been replaced by Jing Xiaoyi's now, and the person behind him...

With a bang, Major Qin, who was in fact extremely innocent, almost died, and stood there frozen like a stone pillar.

Because of the height difference and the fact that the light was against the light, Jing Yi didn't immediately notice Qin Meng's strangeness. He raised his head seriously and said, "Are you free? Let's chat?"

Qin Meng moved away stiffly.

Jing Yi calmly walked into Qin Meng's bedroom through that gap.

The comfort level of this bedroom is of course far from his own master bedroom, but it is much better than the one he used to live in downstairs, at least under Jing Yi's careful arrangement, it is very A fresh atmosphere.

Jing Yi's nightgown was only knee length, and his calf curve was very beautiful, straight and straight, neither too thick nor shriveled, under the dim light of the bedroom, it had a jade-like texture.

swing swing swing swing swing...

He found a chair and sat down, then turned around and looked at Qin Meng who was still standing by the door strangely: "Why are you still standing there? Come here!"

Jing Xiaoyi, you really forgot after a few good days, what kind of evaluation did you give the new body when you first wore this body?

You said it yourself, this is a person who is too charming...a person who looks very serious...a person who makes people think of a bed...in short, he is very bad, especially aunt-like. , the special sense of sight of the brothel oiran!

There is a saying that is good, the bystander is clear.

It probably means that it is relatively easy for a person to objectively evaluate others, but it is really difficult for a person to objectively evaluate himself.

When Jing Xiaoyi started to get familiar with his new face, and when he looked in the mirror, he would not feel that he was looking at other people's photos, he had already lost this objective standpoint, became blind, stupid, and automatically beautified and illuminated Woke up.

But to be fair, after the change of this body, there was indeed a big change in temperament - the big change from a cannon fodder show girl to a favorite concubine, which made his unscrupulous and annoying side fade away a lot, replaced by , that is, Charm deserves a large bonus.

When he wears a three-piece vintage suit, he is coquettish and attracts the attention of the audience...

When wearing cotton, linen and white clothes to dress up as a new mourning widow, she always has the kind of vigor that Wu Dalang just died and Pan Jinlian is about to move...

So, Jing Xiaoyi, what kind of brain damage, what kind of blindness, makes you feel that after taking a new bath, it is so magnanimous and natural to visit your husband's bedroom late at night wrapped in a bathrobe?

Then he waved to Major Qin, who was already a little enthusiastic: "Why are you still standing there? Come here!"

Qin Meng tried his best to restrain himself from overthinking, he was about to use all the self-control he had honed all his life at this moment.

Moved to sit opposite Jing Xiaoyi, Qin Meng did not forget to adjust his posture, and finally raised his legs and touched the tip of his nose... Well, it was very dry, thank God.

Jing Yi got straight to the point: "You know that your father applied to the court to dissolve our 'illegal' marriage, right?"

Qin Meng nodded.In fact, he didn't know much earlier than Jing Yi, he was busy eating, and only found out that he had been scolded miserably when he was taking a shower.

Jing Yi asked: "Then tell me, is there any instruction from you?"

Qin Meng shook his head: "Of course not, Minister Qin is making his own decisions."

Jing Yi keenly grasped the title of "Minister Qin".

Now that he was ready to be honest, he didn't hide any more, and asked directly: "You and...Minister Qin, do you have a bad relationship?"

Qin Meng nodded.

He didn't go into detail, but that statement was enough.

Jing Yi glanced at him faintly, and it was rare for him to comfort him kindly: "Then we both have the same disease, and the relationship between me and Mr. Jing is also very bad."

Qin Meng coughed: "I'm sorry about this matter."

"Okay, it's not your fault!" Jing Yi waved his hand, "You just need to tell me, what do you mean? Do you want to divorce now?"