Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

Because wild animals seldom take a bath, even if they look clean on the surface, they still have a special smell.

Especially when the hair is being scalded and faded, it is even more ecstasy to smell it closely.

It's really easy for you to let Qin Meng and Yang Chun go into battle to kill the enemy, but it's the first time for them to kill ducks and lose their feathers.

So, no experience.

Yang Chun has an A-level physique, and Qin Meng has an S-level physique, which means that their physical fitness is very good—including visual, smell, and taste.Come to think of it, even Jing Yi, a C-level "good-for-nothing", has at least several times stronger physical fitness than ordinary people on Earth. will not be able to move.Therefore, Yang Chun and Qin Meng's physical fitness can reach an approximate level without looking at the specific value.

If they were on Earth, they would be at superhuman level.

The ecstasy smell of the "duck" shedding its feathers caught the two inexperienced rookies off guard and took a full suck. With the blessing of the sensitive + max olfactory system, their faces immediately turned green...

The temperature of the freshly scalded "duck" was not an obstacle, and the two of them wrinkled their faces and began to pluck their hair.

Qin Meng complained to Yang Chun in a low voice: "Why didn't you just deal with it before you came?"

Like the processing base, there is a very practical hair-removing machine. After all, quite a part of the prey is hairy. Even the technological level of the earth has a hair-removing machine, not to mention the 1000-year-old dense star, which guarantees even 1 It doesn't take a minute, and it comes out naked.

Yang Chun also regretted it: "I came too hastily, I forgot."

However, he quickly gave Qin Meng an annoyed look: "You are so wise and mighty, you should have suggested that we drive there to deal with it just now. Even if it takes a little time on the way, it won't be more troublesome than manually plucking the hair yourself, right?"

Qin Meng: "Hehe..." He will not admit that he also forgot this choice just now.

The two naive guys hummed to each other, and deliberately put them on each other's side when plucking hairs—some small fluffs are very oily and dry very quickly, and they will be blown up by the wind in a short while, flying everywhere. The tough and fearless big man started to sneeze wildly during the intensive "bombing", his hands were covered with fur and he couldn't even rub his nose. This situation was the most embarrassing situation in his life.

When Jing Yi went to see them, the room was full of flying fluff, and the ground was everywhere, Di Xiaolong became alopecia areata directly... The two culprits raised their heads in unison when they heard his footsteps Come, they were all tearful, one of them sneezed in the next second, and the remaining one seemed to be infected, followed by a sneeze, the little fluffs stirred by the air flow flickered and took off again.

Jing Yi: "..."

He had black lines all over his head: "You two are too—"

Looking at the time, Jing Yi felt a little helpless: "I think it may be too late to eat today..."

Can't it?After hearing this, the two miserable laborers felt their hearts go cold. They have paid such a high price, but you said there is nothing to eat?

Jing Yi called a home robot to clean up the fluff flying all over the room, then squatted down and looked at this Emperor Xiaolong: "Okay, my fault, I didn't expect it to have so much fluff. For Mao, it may take a long time."

Qin Meng and Yang Chun ran to help them wash their hands and disinfect them. After hearing what Jing Yi said, they asked disappointedly, "Then what should we do? In fact, we can drive to the processing base to deal with it now. One hour is enough for one round trip."

"Forget it, we still don't want to eat it today. It happens that this kind of rare and good food will be marinated for a day longer, and the effect will be better, and it will save the use of quick processing methods. It's a waste of money." Jing Yi stood up openly, " In this way, the two of you drive to the processing base to shed your hair, and buy some fish meat by the way, and we will eat a whole fish feast instead."

Alas, whoever is in charge of the kitchen has the final say, even though these two childish ghosts still find it difficult to calm down, they can only obediently carry Di Xiaolong's feathers to buy fish.

Jing Yi waited for the two of them to leave, laughing alone in the kitchen for a long time.

They looked too funny just now.

Diandian whispered in his ear, "I recorded everything."

Jing Yi raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, and then praised Dian Dian's behavior unscrupulously: "Good job!"

These are all black materials, if these two people dare to offend him in the future, don't blame him for doing it...

In fact, at the very beginning, he was very interested and wanted to use the "crash" method to make "roast duck".

According to the traditional method of roast duck, the skin must be ironed to hang the color before roasting, and then air-dried naturally.During this process, the duck is also marinated and fermented to add more flavor, so that the taste is excellent when it is roasted.

Jing Yi originally thought that the step of air-drying can actually be accelerated with artificial wind——

But seeing that after such a long time, Di Xiaolong was still a little bald, so he simply dismissed the idea, after all, it is not early at this moment, after everything is done, and then baked, the time may be late at night, Treating guests to dinner is really not so ink-stained.

Just use a whole fish feast instead, regardless of whether it is steamed or grilled, braised in brown sauce or raw, boiled or sweet and sour, they are all simple, easy to make and delicious - he went to the processing base last time and saw that there were also big fish there.Speaking of which, because he has a mediocre view of fish, he didn't remember to buy some to eat after coming here for so long, but now he suddenly became interested, so he just came to a table and let the group of aliens try something new.

Mrs. Chen came to the kitchen to look for him and asked, "What's going on? Why did the two of them go out?"

"Oh," Jing Yi told her, "I didn't think carefully, I didn't expect Di Xiaolong's fluff to be so difficult to deal with, and there is no depilator at home, so I just let them go to the processing base and let others handle it for them. I'm still thinking about it , it may be too late to eat Di Xiaolong today, I wonder if you like to eat fish?"

Mrs. Chen shook her head when she heard the words: "I only like to eat a few that are not too fishy. I'm not very good at cooking fish, so I rarely eat it."

"Anyway, give it a try, maybe you guys will like what I made?" Jing Yi also washed his hands, and went out to chat with Mrs. Chen.

Can't cook until those two errand guys come back.

……

On the road.

Yang Chun asked Qin Meng: "Hey, what on earth do you mean? Why do you always feel that you entered the role too quickly?"

Qin Meng squinted at him: "Does it have something to do with you? It doesn't matter so much..."

Yang Chun still had a gossipy look on his face: "Isn't it just because of sex? Qin Mengmeng, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

Qin Meng was unmoved: "Think whatever you want, anyway, with your brain capacity, you can't think of anything taller."

Yang Chun: "Hehe."

Qin Meng: "Hehe."

At this time, Qin Meng's personal terminal rang.

He looked down and cut away.

And ring, cut again, ring again, cut again.

Yang Chun took a sneak peek, and burst out laughing: "Why don't you pick it up! It's not easy for the brown bears to follow you. They just came back from life and death, but in a blink of an eye you forget your friends, tsk tsk, what a surprise!" not on."

Qin Meng glanced at him lightly: "See you at the training ground tomorrow!"

Yang Chun hesitated for a moment, and sealed it with gestures at his mouth.

The brown bear was very persistent, and when he was hung up continuously, he kept hitting him. Qin Meng didn't block him here, so he was not discouraged, and rang more than a dozen times in a row.

In the end, Qin Meng was so annoyed by him that he simply pressed the answer button.

With a flash of light on the screen, Qin Zhengyu's portrait popped out.

Obviously, he was as defenseless as Qin Meng, and there was a hint of surprise in his eyes.

Qin Zhengyu: "Don't hang up yet! Qin Meng, do you see me as a father in your eyes?"

Qin Meng looked at him indifferently, his eyes were calm and unwavering, he didn't hang up immediately, but he didn't open his mouth either.

Qin Zhengyu: "When will you become more mature? I know you have always hated me because of your mother, but there is always something hidden about the elders that you don't know about. Back then, you were determined to go to the military academy. Did I stop you? For so many years, although your future has been worked hard by yourself, but Qin Meng, ask yourself, has the Qin family provided help for you? People's origins cannot be separated, and blood relationship is the same. I always look forward to When you grow up, you will understand my painstaking efforts... Do you know how sad I was when the news of your death came before? But now that you came back alive, the whole Federation knows that you came back alive, but you didn’t even say hello to your family. Don’t call? I contacted you and you didn’t even answer the connection, Qin Meng, you’ve done too much..."

Qin Meng: "Have you said enough? I thank you for your painstaking efforts, but take it back, I don't need it."

He was so bored that he was about to hang up on this unexpected communication.

Qin Zhengyu: "Are you dissatisfied with the marriage partner I found for you?"

Qin Meng raised his eyebrows.

Qin Zhengyu: "You just need to know that my original intention is good, Qin Meng, I really hope you can think about it carefully, we are father and son, and it is really wrong to make it like this today. Don't worry, I messed with you Trouble will be taken care of for you. In the end, Dad is very happy that you came back alive."

After saying this, he was the first to hang up the communication.

Under the refraction of the light, Qin Zhengyu finally seemed to have tears in his eyes. This discovery really disgusted Qin Meng.

During the conversation between the father and son, Yang Chun, who was driving, was holding his breath.

After Qin Zhengyu hung up the communication, he carefully glanced at Qin Meng, raised his right hand, and patted him on the shoulder.

This poor child...every time he sees Qin Zhengyu's singing, reciting and beating, Yang Chun always has a new understanding of the word "politician"-it's too embarrassing...

After being silent for a while, he asked: "What Minister Qin meant just now, could it be that he wanted to do something? I guess he must be very regretful for helping you choose this marriage."

People who have a good relationship with Qin Meng know very well that when referring to Qin Zhengyu in front of Qin Meng, they must not use "your father", and "Minister Qin" is the most suitable one.

Qin Meng felt cold all over his body, and was silent for a while, then turned his gaze to the window on the right: "Whatever he wants to do, anyway, he will do it no matter what, and no one can stop him. But he will soon find out that this time he Whatever you do...is futile."