Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

The famous talk show host Da Ge and the videographer were live broadcasting the online program 5 minutes ago.

After 5 minutes, the cameras of the two of them were taken away, and they were tied up hastily and thrown into the corner. After howling, their mouths were sealed and their eyes were blindfolded, and they screamed every day. They went back to eat after a few people tied them up. The aroma was a temptation to them before. It is torture for them now, and life is worse than death for a few seconds. This is definitely the darkest time in their lives.

Thirty or so neighbors swept everything edible from the table.

Including several kinds of insect meat.

Including many plates of various offal.

Don't be shy about raw or cold food, feast on it, and break out in a hot sweat, heartily!After finishing the work, each of them felt that the worm meat was really delicious, not inferior to the beast meat, and it had a lot of extra chewiness. I used to be blind to gold and jade. I missed such a delicious delicacy for so many years. Looking back, it is really life pity!

Some offal taste weird, so everyone has their own preferences. For example, some people like to eat liver, but they can’t accept the large intestine. This is also good, save the scramble, everyone chooses their own, no one hinders anyone, on the contrary, it is more harmonious, anyway, it looks much more harmonious than when eating sliced ​​meat before.

Clutching their bulging stomachs, the neighbors showed satisfied smiles. They felt that today was not in vain. Compared with today's meal, everyone didn't know how to live their lives in the past. This is the real meaning of life!

Helped the host to tidy up briefly, and handed over the rest to the home robot. Soon, there were only five big and one small, six mandarin duck pots left on the long dining table that was originally full.

Jing Yi ordered the home robot to dispose of the leftover soup.

More than 30 neighbors were shocked when they heard his incredible order!

"You, what are you talking about? Get rid of it?!"

Did you make a mistake!Do you want to dispose of such a delicious thing? !What a waste of money!

This is the cultural difference, Jing Yi was very surprised: "Ah, what's wrong?"

The neighbors were excited: "If you don't want it, you can give it to us! Let's take it home and continue cooking. If it doesn't work, you can drink it!"

After speaking, the neighbors began to stare at each other warily.

It turns out that you have a good idea even for a small sample!

There was crackling fire in their eyes, as if they were announcing to the world: Anyone who dares to compete with me for hot pot soup must die!

Jing Yi: 囧.

It’s justifiable to drink the big bone soup. There is a layer of alien chili pepper and peppercorns floating on the spicy soup. How do you drink it... Who wants to drink soup after eating hot pot... Isn’t it just poured out? ?

If Yang Chun hadn't gone to perform the mission and had attended the dinner party today, he would definitely not be able to hold back the bitter tears that flowed down his face.

Let me tell you, the last time I ate hot pot at the general's mansion, there was a pot of soup left over, but I couldn't find it afterwards. The general suspected that he drank it secretly, so he also suspected that the villainous general sued first!The co-authorship turned out to be "disposed" by Jing Yi privately!

Is there any humanity?Are you willing to throw away such a delicious thing?The prodigal child raised by someone's family, hurry up and re-educate!

Alas, these poignant aliens!

Finally, regarding the ownership of the hot pot soup base, it has nothing to do with Jing Yi, the owner.

Neighbors "harmonious and friendly" were resolved internally, and finally each family came out with their own "packing boxes", and happily packed their own portion. It couldn't be happier.

Even if today's dinner ends here, everyone is actually satisfied enough.

But the surprise Jing Yi gave them was obviously not over yet.

He took out a super-sized cake with a diameter of nearly one meter from the freezer, covered with thick cream, because time was limited, and this cake was eaten at home by himself, so the decoration was not like the ones that were given away Just as delicate, I simply drew a few circles of wavy patterns along the sides, and then wrote a sentence in the middle - "May our life be better every day! Celebrate the housewarming (∩_∩)"

As soon as the cake came out, a strong sweet fragrance wafted away, and the children cheered and applauded immediately, their faces were full of surprises!

Unexpectedly, after eating such a delicious hot pot, there is still cake to eat!

Well, whether it is "hot pot" or "cake", the name is given by Jing Yi, and everyone accepts it as a matter of course. Anyway, whoever "invents" has the right to name it. This is already a universal rule.

Jing Yi originally wanted the home robot to help everyone divide the cake with a big knife, but the enthusiastic neighbors insisted on taking over this "job", and at one point almost got into a fight. It took a long time to decide on the candidate. "'s expression is so dignified, the hand is raised and the knife is dropped, the technique is really wonderful, each piece is a piece, I don't know if the actual weighing will tell the size, but just judging by the naked eye, each piece is really about the same , to ensure that no one will suffer and no one will take advantage, avoiding another fight.

Although they were all divided, in fact, everyone just took a few bites and then put them down.What they think is that they can take it back when they leave later, and they can enjoy it for a few more days. How can they eat up such a luxury in one sitting?That must not be possible.

……

All the links took another two hours.

Da Ge and the cameraman, who were tied up at the foot of the wall, had no love for each other.

But please die quickly!

The theory of relativity of time had a magical effect at this moment.

For the thirty or so neighbors, it is like a snap of the fingers. Everyone would rather time go slower, slower, and enjoy a little more time.

For Da Ge and the cameraman, why is it so long and endless?It feels longer than a lifetime.

Now they all regret it in their hearts, they really should think about it more!Didn't you suspect it was a conspiracy before?Being able to send them into the military area, and then go all the way unimpeded, this energy is too terrifying...

But for one thing, they themselves couldn't stand the temptation.

Secondly, I also know that there is no room for rejection - this mysterious force can't even offend the people behind them, let alone these little shrimps?

Thirdly, it can be regarded as bullying and fearing the hard. If Qin Meng was still alive, he would not dare to come over and make trouble with their courage, but Major Qin is dead, leaving Mrs. Qin as a widow, helpless, even though she is an Internet celebrity, They go up and settle the matter first, no matter how angry he is, he can at most rely on public opinion to protest with them, even if there is a lawsuit, there are forces behind it, and if he loses, won't he pay at most some money?The lesser of two evils, not to mention that this is not considered a "harm". How much attention can be added to their program by tossing around like this!

You said, the three came here one by one, as long as they are normal people, they will definitely choose to follow the hints of the people behind the scenes, come to interview Mrs. Qin, and do this episode of the show, right?

It's a pity that luck is bad, no one thought that Mrs. Qin's family is not just him...

Even saying a serious word, the camera was confiscated.

Even the hidden recording equipment and hidden video equipment hidden in their arms - they are all used as backup at critical moments, and they are very experienced in this area - they were all searched and dismantled!The live show was ruined, and they were tied up inhumanely, and they didn't know what would happen.

After the impulse passed, his sanity returned, and cold sweat began to drip down.

During this long and tormented time, Da Ge thought a lot.

For example, what is the crime of trespassing on military residences?

For example, will the black hands behind the scenes catch them...?

For example, who is going to make things difficult for Mrs. Qin?They say they know nothing, will others believe it?

For example, what on earth are they eating...why is it so delicious, and can it make people think quietly? !

"These two guys, shall we help you deal with it?" Someone suddenly spoke.

dispose of?What to get rid of?How to deal with it? !

Brother Da and the cameraman shook their bodies desperately, and made a whimpering sound: You are soldiers, not star robbers!Is it preposterous to just say it's dealt with casually? !

Mrs. Qin said with a smile: "Today is really thanks to you. If I hadn't just invited you to a banquet, I would have suffered a lot if I encountered this kind of thing at home alone."

Another person interjected: "This matter must be strictly investigated! Military areas can be infiltrated by people. I don't know what the security department is doing! Find out whose fault it is, and wait for the military court!"

Then Mrs. Qin exclaimed: "It's so serious? Actually, I thought it was strange just now. It stands to reason that even if you are doing a show, it doesn't make sense to make a surprise attack without even saying hello. Besides, what's the benefit of interviewing me? I just An ordinary person who knows how to order food has a little presence on the Internet, but it is not worth making people do everything possible and risk such a big risk to be interviewed? I really don’t understand.”

This time, another person said, "Whatever he is, the whole truth will be revealed after the interrogation."

When Da Ge heard this, his heart was ashamed.I never expected it to end like this, what good would it be if it fell into the hands of these soldiers!

He pinned all his hopes on Mrs. Qin's soft-heartedness, it's really none of their business!They mean no harm!They still have a lot of good feelings for Mrs. Qin, please be lenient and be merciful!

"Well, let go of their mouths first, and I'll ask a few questions." Like the sounds of nature, they heard Mrs. Qin's reply.

Pricked, the tape was torn, and the blindfold was lifted.

"We don't mean anything malicious! Really! We are the hosts of a regular program, Yida Talk Show, have you heard of it? It's very famous! We just want to interview Mrs. Qin..." Regardless of the pain at the corner of his mouth, Brother Da Talking non-stop like a cannonball, for fear of missing this opportunity, he didn't even have the right to speak.

"Shut up." Jing Yi looked down at him with cold eyes.

Brother Da stopped suddenly. He suddenly felt that he had misunderstood Mrs. Qin before, why did he feel that he was not as talkative as he imagined...