Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

Isn't it a slap in the face?Even if you die, you can't catch him. Now that Major Qin is really dead, isn't he being chased by that crazy idiot?

This is a black humor!I believe those fan club members who were slapped in the face would never have imagined that this is even possible!

Jing Yi rolled his eyes, imitating the original owner, and impatiently said to Jing Lan: "Are you out of your mind? Who would like to marry a dead person! If you like it, you can just marry him, I But I didn't agree!"

The smiling stepmother froze for a moment, and said, "Jing Yi, you, haven't you always said that you like Qin Meng?"

"Yeah, I like the way he looks, he's real," Jing Yi said to his stepmother with a slightly better tone, but he still wasn't angry, "But he's dead now, and I'm not a pervert if Baba married a dead man!"

Everyone at the table responded like a conditioned reflex in their hearts: But you are a pervert!

The stepmother sighed: "This, this... why didn't you say it earlier! Our family has already discussed it with the Qin family, and even changed the Geng Tie. Now the whole Federation knows that you are going to marry Major Qin, and there is no way to go back on your word. !"

Jing Yi was dumbfounded in an instant: "Why so fast?! Did you get my consent and decide without authorization!"

"It's mainly because of customs," the stepmother said with a sad face. "In a situation like yours, it's best to get married on the seventh day after...then what. It's a good omen and saves a lot of trouble. Besides, after Qin Meng's accident , Minister Qin was very sad, and he just wanted to get his new wife in as soon as possible. You also know that the law stipulates that if an officer above the school level dies without children, if he has a spouse, he can use his sperm stored in the sperm bank ... At least I can stay behind!"

Jing Yi really didn't know there was such a rule in the law here!

In other words, the value of his marriage is to make Major Qin change from single to married, so that he is eligible to raise children?

"There are so many people who like Qin Meng, why do you have to marry me!" Jing Yi was full of resentment, "Do you think I am a person who likes children? If I raise children for others, I look so like a virgin?"

Our Lady?A table of people looked at him twice, how unconscionable it is to nod!

Jing Bo, who had been silent for a long time and only frowned, suddenly scolded him: "This is not the time for you to marry Qin Meng, crying all day long? Your mother fought for this marriage all for your own good. Marriage! Otherwise, based on the conditions of the Qin family, do you think that they can see you for no reason? Now that the matter is a foregone conclusion, you will never be allowed to go back on your word! The whole federation is watching. If you embarrass the Jing family, I will never forgive you !"

Jing Yi slapped the table, raised his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows: "You still have the face to say it's for my own good? What kind of shit is it to marry a dead person?! Anyway, I don't want to marry, so if you are afraid that you won't be able to explain it, just ask Jing Sa to do it for me. me!"

Jing Sa: "..." It's none of my business!

Jing Bo was furious: "You bastard! I—"

He raised his hand, and before it touched Jing Yi's face, the young man who had raised eyebrows just now lay down neatly on the ground.

Jing Yi rolled over: "I still have the face to hit someone... Do you think it would be embarrassing for me to marry into the Jing family? Everyone is laughing at you! You are shameless!"

The veins on Jing Bo's angry forehead burst out, every time, every time!He has no other skills, but his ability to play tricks is top-notch. How could he give birth to such a shameless son in his lifetime of wisdom!

The stepmother hurried over to stop Jing Bo, calmed down with a few words, then squatted down and looked at Jing Yi and said, "It's all my fault... It's all my fault... I thought you would be very happy about this marriage, the Qin family is a big family, After you get married, even if you get Minister Qin’s favor, their family will definitely treat you well, and your life will be prosperous, plus you have affection for Qin Meng, I thought this marriage would be very good, so I made the decision on my own It's agreed. Now that it's done, how do you think it's good? Jing Yi! Don't quarrel with your father. Although he doesn't speak well, he always hopes for your well..."

Jing Yi thought to himself, this ability to reverse black and white!You can tell her that the dead are alive!

He sneered: "At that time you and Mrs. Qin saw me... Cough cough, I don't believe she has no opinion on me at all! If it's so good, why choose me instead of someone else!"

The stepmother smiled and glared at him: "Look at you child, do you think we are ignorant and old-fashioned? Who in the whole federation doesn't know that you have the deepest affection for Qin Meng. The Qin family picks and chooses, thinking that you It's the most suitable! Weren't you very confident before? Why did you suddenly belittle yourself..."

Jing Yi: "...haha." He was at the end of his words!

The three Jing brothers and sisters next to them were very happy watching the excitement. Among them, Jing Lan saw that Jing Yi was looking at her, and immediately ran over happily, switched on the watch-style optical computer, and pulled the screen for Jing Yi to see——

"You're on fire, do you know that?! Jade photos are flying all over the sky, and now people who scold you online can circle the dense star three times!"

Jing Yi only glanced at it, and his eyes ached from the various mocking jokes. His face, which had been made into various strange shapes, was hung everywhere, "Auntie's face's counterattack", in bright big characters, There is also a fluorescent flickering effect...

Jing Yi was heartbroken and told Jing Lan to get out quickly.

Jing Lan got out and went to share the joke with Jing Sa.

The stepmother scolded: "Lan Lan, you child...it's because your elder brother doesn't care about you..."

Jing Bo snorted: "If you like rolling around, keep rolling! Anyway, it is imperative to marry into the Qin family! Either you marry in a prosperous way, or I will simply treat you as a son! Do you think you have left the Jing family? , can you live such a comfortable life? I don’t know what the so-called thing is! Hongfen, stop talking nonsense with him, he has no brains!”

Hongfen is the name of the stepmother.

Jing Yi lay on the ground, thinking in his heart that if it was the original owner, he would really not be able to live without the Jing family, but it would be different if he changed him. Without the Jing family, he could still live well with his hands!

Since the strategy of throwing and rolling proved to be unworkable, and he made the whole family never suspect him of changing his mind through such a stupid move, Jing Yi stood up silently, patted his buttocks and went back to his room.He has already decided, after a little preparation, he simply chooses to sever ties with Daddy Cheap!Quietly running away from home, even if his face is known to everyone now, but hiding behind the scenes and continuing to open a Taobao store will not be a problem, it is better than being married into the Qin family with ulterior motives.

That's right, Jing Yi is not insane, a normal person would never marry such a troublemaker to his son!Anyway, the main reason is to leave behind the deceased Major Qin, marrying an honest and easy-to-control is the right way, with the temperament of the original owner, and the scene of sex... Mrs. Qin not only didn't scare her away, but even rushed after her. The date is fixed, if there is no trick in it, he can read the name upside down!

It's too troublesome to deal with these conspiracies and tricks, he would rather not be rich and rich, how comfortable is it to earn a living with his own hands?If you are not careful, you will be cannon fodder.

However, it turned out that he underestimated Jing Bo's shamelessness too much.

He was given the second option in a sanctimonious manner before—severing ties with the Jing family... But after that day, he was put under strict surveillance, with two powerful men standing outside the door to watch him all the time, and Two women who are said to be "senior trainers of bridal tutorials" came all day long to make noise, what should be done at the wedding, what should be done at the bridal chamber, and what should be done when they return home. Let's not mention that he doesn't want to "marry" life and death, just say that the groom is dead, so he's cheating on your sister's room!

From time to time, Jing Yi would lie on the door and yell at the outside, saying that he chose to sever the father-son relationship with Jing Bo, and everyone would go back to the bridge, so he liked the Qin family so much that he could marry himself... But this person acted as if he hadn't heard it. For a few days, he could only face the bodyguard who monitored him and the trainer suspected of menopausal syndrome day and night. It was as pitiful as Ziwei Gege who fell into the clutches of Sister Rong. Jing Bo even cut him off ruthlessly. Internet, unable to get access to outside information, Jing Yi thought of countless ways to escape from prison but failed. Seeing the countdown to the last few hours of the wedding, he was completely paralyzed.

Now those two "Nurse Rong" are directing a styling team to help him dress up.

Jing Yi's hair is very sparse, and he has the kind of physique that hardly needs to be shaved, but in order to be perfect, the two nuns Rong "helped" take care of him in the past three days, and now they are using traditional methods to shave him. Twist all the excess hair on the face, and finally apply the lotion that shrinks the pores.Jing Yi let them toss around with a numb face, there is no way, there is no way to resist!His physique is only C, but most of the people in this group are B, and there is one who has reached A, and he can be suppressed with one hand. After asking for trouble a few times, he has learned to be good.

You can't run away before you "marry", maybe you can wait for the opportunity after you get married?

Now he is glad that the "groom" is dead. Apart from the psychological discomfort, he has no physical loss... In the future, if he runs away, he will be a good man again!

After doing all kinds of psychological construction, Jing Yi accepted his fate, and his whole body calmed down.

He looks in the mirror.

The "bridal attire" is a bright red traditional dress, which is a bit like the auspicious clothes of ancient China on the earth-speaking of it, after wearing it for a few days, Jing Yi feels more and more that these aliens are too similar to the people on earth, and the development of civilization History is almost in the same context. Mixing people also believe that they evolved from ape-man. In some archaeological discoveries, things similar to pyramids and Sanxingdui are also found here. In addition to the similar appearance, Jing Yi always thinks that he has opened his mind. Are the Indeterminate Stars and Earth people of the same species?Are they all the seeds sown by a higher civilization?

Of course, he doesn't have the time to think about these things that are easy to study, and the most important thing is to get rid of the predicament in front of him.

In the mirror, Jing Yi, who was wearing a bright red auspicious suit, looked... more serious.

A pair of peach blossom eyes are watery, everyone seems to be full of affection, his lips are plump, and the tiny moles are very conspicuous on the tender skin. His lip color is a very gorgeous peach red, no need to smear Lipstick and other things are very eye-catching. Several makeup artists argued about this, and two of them thought it would be more dignified to cover up their lip color...Jing Yi thought that these two people must also think that he looks like this It was too unscrupulous, but the results of the experiment did not seem to be satisfactory in the end, so Jing Yi continued to face the sky, but the effect was like heavy makeup.

With a long neck and waist, Jing Yi himself felt like a coquettish oiran who was up for grabs.

The auspicious time had come, and he was "carried" into the car.