Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

"It's so sweet and warm! What's the matter with smiling the whole time when watching it!"

"Anyway, I am already desperate for this face-seeing world. If you don't believe me, I will send you a few pictures for you to compare and feel [picture] [picture] [picture]"

"Is it okay to give a high-energy warning before posting pictures? Come up and post a big trick to my eyes!! Well, I am really an honest dog."

"Hmm, I used to think that I wasn't a superficial person who judged people by their appearance. Seeing these bearded and fat men with big ears also felt shy-by the way, are you sure they are all wearing nurseries? No Is it simply getting fat and growing a big belly?"

"Hehe, I'm not happy after seeing your doubts. In order to convince you, let's look at the trick - [picture] [picture] [picture]"

"...Okay, you won. I really didn't expect them to dare to take this kind of nude pregnancy photos! Help! My mind has been heavily polluted!"

"Hurry up and turn the page! If you are polluted, go see the male god's cute belly and wash your eyes! Ah! The air has become much fresher..."

"You guys who can't grasp the point! Is it important to compare pictures?! The most important thing is that this family of four is so cute! When I first watched the two pregnant male gods show their affection, I was still very nervous. I was calm, but then Emperor Jing and Emperor Qin also came out, and I immediately knelt down, two bowls of nosebleeds have come out!"

"The cutest lady, well deserved! Help me, I don't want to become a wretched pedophile! I'm a pure person, you believe me!"

"After watching this commercial, I suddenly felt that I was too narrow-minded in the past? Is Colonel Qin must be a cold-blooded guy? Does Master Jing must be a goblin? Look at Emperor Qin and Emperor Jing! Stand decisively. Qin cp! Master Jing, the queen is attacking, Colonel Qin... the emperor is accepting! That's the deal!"

"Come on, shake hands with friends! Who can understand the feeling of going against the mainstream cp! I think the director and screenwriter of this commercial are confidantes with me! I want to collect this commercial and watch it a hundred times a day! "

"You small cults all go to death, okay?! Qin Jing pushes it all his life, as for Emperor Jing and Emperor Qin, what's the big deal about you crooked couple?"

"Beasts, I'm still a child!"

"Quickly end this obscenity topic! Well, I don't know if the two little sons of the male god will really be so cute when they grow up... No, I'm going to create a human too, so don't stop me ..."

"I want to advance and retreat with my male god! In the future, the children will be sent to school together! The near water and the tower first get the moon!"

"Really, I don't ask for anything else, I just ask that I can also give birth to two cute babies, and then change them into all kinds of beautiful little clothes and play games with them like the two male gods did... "

"Well, I was an absolute dinkist at first, and I thought children were troublesome. After seeing this advertisement, I suddenly felt that it would be interesting to have a child at home."

"I agree, we are going to start making a human-creation plan."

"When the time comes, I will have a big belly with my husband, that's it!"

"... By the way, I'm the only one who is so filthy. When I saw this warm and loving commercial, I didn't think about children or family. My first reaction was——When the two big-bellied male gods are having sex, what will they do?" Wouldn't it be too smooth?"

"!!!"

"..."

"Hero, you have won."

So, half an hour after the advertising blockbuster was sent out, the comment on how the big-bellied male god had sex was topped on the hot comment list. Millions of viewers liked that comment and left their comments. All kinds of laughter expressed that their brains were wide open, and they were very much looking forward to the two male gods appearing to share their experiences and experiences with everyone.

Qin Meng and Jing Yi who were watching the screen: "..."

This matter, if you want to talk about it, it is complicated.

Before wearing the nursery cabin, neither of the two of them had planned for a rainy day. After wearing it, they went home, and when the next bed-rolling movement came, the two of them began to be embarrassed.

In fact, strictly speaking, it has only been four months now, and the "stomach" of the two of them has not reached a considerable scale, so there is no need to have too many scruples.

But the two novice dads still feel all sorts of awkwardness.

Try the back first...

Tried again...

I wanted to try navel oranges, but I felt a little too dangerous, so I had to give up...

After a hasty roll, both of them felt a little unsatisfied and couldn't use their hands and feet.

This is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the two of them realized the seriousness of the problem, so they imagined a future that is not too far away. You must know that when the fetus is eighty or ninety months old, the fetus will be very big. In terms of scale, it will not be like a small belly, but towering like a mountain, which is magnificent.

this, this, this...

It is bound to seriously affect the couple's life!

Especially Jing Yi, as long as he thinks that the person who is suppressing him has a super big belly, he... He feels that he will definitely not be able to help laughing!

Then, he desperately tried to measure the length of someone's chirp, drew a few sketches from the perspective of a science scumbag, and demonstrated that "Even if he is behind, with such a big belly, Qin Meng, after all, Is it enough—”

Qin Meng was almost mad by this little bastard.

He is planning one thing, that is, to check the information quickly, first to see how other people solve it, and then ask if it is not possible to remove the baby nursery frequently and put it on a replacement robot. Is there any harm? Make sure, whether wearing a baby nursery cabin for a certain exercise will have any adverse effects on the fetus in the nursery cabin...

As a result, when I was busy shooting commercials, I was delayed.

However, it was discovered and brought up by the audience with wide-open minds, forming a wide-ranging debate.

The downside is that——Jing Yi started laughing crazily again, as if he was about to cramp from laughing.

The advantage is that he doesn't have to search hard for the answer, countless people with lofty ideals have already posted various solutions for the idol to learn from.

"Look here, look here! The personal test is useful! You scumbags, are you discriminating against fat people with this kind of discussion? Even fat people who weigh three to four hundred pounds can be sexually happy, and wearing a nursery box is nothing to worry about! Please ignore my sloppy drawing skills and look at some illustrations of the most suitable poses..."

"The floor master is too modest. Your painting skills are not bad. Although they are not as good as our master Jing, there are still some merits... But what I want to say is, why can the little yellow rabbit be drawn by you? A cute effect? ​​You are even more insane than coding! Poor review!"

"As a medical staff working in a breeding center, I have to say a few words—with a frequency of three days, releasing the nursery warehouse and replacing it with a robot for two hours will never cause any negative effects! So the two male gods don't have to Worry, your sexually happy life can still be guaranteed!"

"I just want to say, that medical staff, what misunderstanding do you have about the male god's ability in a certain aspect! Do you think it's humane to do it once every three days for two hours?! Let me tell you, your remarks are completely right The male god's insult! My male god sings and sings every night, Mingming Qijilang every night! You must apologize to my male god!"

"Yes, I must apologize!"

"Okay, I was wrong, male god, you have to believe that the road is tortuous and the future is bright. Parents are great. For the health of the two little princes, you should bear with it. Remember , a hundred patience can be turned into gold!"

"I let out a long sigh for the male god. At this moment, I cried out of distress..."

"Crying until I can't make a sound..."

"My heart is twisted like a knife..."

"Male god, you have to mourn me!"

After reading these funny comments, Qin Meng was furious——closed the page.

Alas, he looked down at his slightly undulating belly in confusion, and sighed softly.

These two brats have caused such a lot of trouble for him before they were born... Thinking of the almost dark future, he couldn't help but get dark in front of his eyes!

Speaking of which, Qin Meng is not a person who indulges in sexual desires, but... right, it is human nature to be in harmony with each other when love is strong!What's more, the relationship between him and Jing Yi is getting better and better, every day is a honeymoon period, how can he endure all these taboos?

What people are most afraid of is getting sick. When you are sick, what you are most afraid of is taboos. The more you are not allowed to do or eat anything, the more you will be scratched at your heart, and you will not be able to get rid of it.

So the disappointed Colonel Qin went to "act like a baby" and "complain" to Master Jing.

"Honey, we will... blah blah... you see, should we... blah blah..."

Qin Meng's central idea is very simple, since he will definitely be forced to "short food" in the future, why don't we pay back the basics while the situation is not serious now?

However, the vexatious Master Jing had only one sentence: "Get out."

It's a really sad story.

……

In three more days, they will embark on a new journey.

And at this time, Qin Meng's brother department sent them a message.

"What? The hypnotist master was found?" Qin Meng suddenly stood up.

Jing Yi looked back at him. This so-called hypnotist should be the one who used to be the lackey of the "Star Thief" and hypnotized Jing Lan and Jing Sa. After so long, the main criminals have been arrested, but this hypnotist He has been getting away with it all the time, and he can't even find a single person, which is considered a very high score, so that what Jing Yi is most worried about is whether this person has been killed long ago. In this way, it can be ensured that this round will be made There is nothing wrong with a dead end.

Anyway, Jing Lan and Jing Sa are worth so little, who cares about the life and death of the two useless chess when Jing Yi is tricked into the hub?

If they really did this, Jing Yi would really have a headache - when they were on their honeymoon, Jing Bo and Mrs. Jing finally came to the golden star together. Li Shengsheng is at least a dozen years old, his hair is graying, and the vicissitudes are very vicissitudes. They are no longer arrogant, like defeated quails, obedient, only hope that Jing Yi can see it for the sake of blood relatives, Don't stand idly by, or the two younger brothers and sisters who are about the same age as flowers will wither completely.

People are following the policy of mourning soldiers, and they are always tearful and sighing, looking very pitiful.

Jing Yi was not afraid of them being tough and aggressive with him, what he was afraid of was this kind of "poor".

Still the same sentence, no matter what, the original owner was brought up by them, even if they wanted to drown and raise the waste, at least materially and spiritually, the original owner’s life can’t be considered bad—ignorant people are the happiest, Jing Yi even knows, The original owner has lived for the past twenty years, and he is really happy to act recklessly. You can tell from his character. It is difficult for a child who is not doing well to have that kind of arrogant personality.

It is indeed hateful for Jing Bo to sell the original owner, but compared with another "father" Qin Zhengyu, he is really a kind person.

So Jing Yi still wants to help them, Jing Lan and Jing Sa are so crazy, it is not good for him, is it?