Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

During this process, Qin Meng and Jing Yi were blatantly eaten countless tofu, but the tofu eater was so impartial and selfless that it was impossible for people to denounce their faults. They could only stick to the last one with their pants up. The line of defense is so embarrassing, which is a rare experience in their life.

There is no way, even if it is the legendary overbearing Emperor Gong, when he meets his wife and has a child, at most those hard-working imperial physicians will "come to see him if there is any mistake", but he can't ask unreasonably, "You are not allowed to see or do it." ——Emperor physicians don't have the ability to fight cattle across the mountain.

So, what kind of general, what kind of master, it's still not easy to meet a doctor. Doctors are the most evil big bosses in the world!

The nurses are naturally the minions of the boss.

It took more than half an hour for this process to be considered complete.

In a huge floor-to-ceiling mirror, Colonel Qin, who was originally cool and handsome, has grown a discordant general belly, and Master Jing, who was originally a little goblin, has quietly gained weight around his slender waist...

"how do you feel?"

"Well, it's kind of weird, how about you?"

"I also think it's a bit weird... hairy."

This kind of nursery is made of very malleable biological materials, so it can simulate the real human environment. Today, a four-month-old fetus, according to a normal pregnant woman, has just "shown its pregnancy", with a raised curvature It's not too big, it will grow slowly over time, and after more than nine months, it can simulate natural childbirth.

It is also a process for these pregnant women to adapt.

Dr. Huang said with a smile beside him: "You will definitely not get used to it at first, but it will be fine in two days, and I have to remind you again, although the fetuses of our Mysterious people are not so fragile, you can work normally , life, but it is best not to do strenuous exercise, such as driving a mech to fight, to avoid misfortune.”

She took a focused look at Qin Meng, deeply feeling that he is a very unreliable father-to-be in terms of his special profession.

Qin Meng asked with a cold face, "Under special circumstances, it is possible to temporarily remove the nursery cabin and wear it on the replacement robot?"

The so-called replacement robot is also a technology that has been continuously improved in recent years. It simulates the human body environment and is sufficient to support short-term replacement breeding. From the current clinical point of view, there is no great harm. Snake bites, ten years of fear of well ropes, the general parents-to-be will still come by themselves, and this backup plan will only be used in special circumstances.

Dr. Huang nodded: "That's right, I will send you an operation plan in a while, the process is very easy..."

Qin Meng pointed out very sharply: "Is it easy? We just spent 37 minutes and 29 seconds, and this was done with the help of several nurses."

Dr. Huang was speechless: "This..."

She can't tell the truth, those guys are pig teammates who came here to eat tofu, right?Without these pig teammates, the two of them will come by themselves, remove the nursery, and put on the replacement robot together. The time will not exceed 10 minutes.

It is conceivable that those pig teammates really used all their ingenuity and wisdom at this moment, and they really worked hard to eat hot tofu...

If you use this mentality for business, you have already become a technical backbone!

Jing Yi waved his hand with a smile, indicating that he didn't want to pursue it anymore, so let's turn the page quickly.

Qin Meng shrugged, he didn't want to pursue the matter, but just took the opportunity to point out the matter, lest they get carried away, treat him and Jing Yi as fools, and go too far next time.

After receiving the professional operation plan, Qin Meng and Jing Yi drove home.

Well, I met a few acquaintances on the road, and everyone greeted each other happily, and everyone had the same attitude - I didn't expect you two to be one of them!The male god of the masses is not only married but also has a child. I don’t know how many fans will cry for you in the toilet...

Before Qin Meng and Jing Yi returned home, there was a lot of news on the Internet about "Colonel Qin and Master Jing conceived a son, the father loves fists, he doesn't care about his image, and both wear baby nursery boxes". The belly photo was even more popular, with over [-] million likes alone, easily crushing all the superstars on the headlines.

"My male god is worthy of being my male god, even with a small belly, he is still so handsome!"

"Hey, I really want to hurry up and have a baby! There is no hope for my generation, I can pass on my dream to my baby, and one day I will become in-laws with my male god... Thinking about it this way is Isn't it great? It's a pity that I'm only 15 years old, and I haven't reached the age to have a baby... sad."

"The 15-year-old aunt shouldn't come up to join in the fun, okay? Let me figure it out, I am seven years old this year, this age difference is actually very cute, I am willing to wait for my prince charming to grow up soon..."

"I'm also convinced, what kind of strange things are popping up on the Internet now! Primary school students should not come out to show their presence, okay? Well, my baby is just born, with fair skin, beautiful appearance and good temperament. The key is that the genetic level is very good Oh, male god, think about it?"

"Damn it, why are there so many baby bastards popping up under this news?! It doesn't matter if your baby is good-looking. Those who feel good about themselves, please disappear consciously? Really, it's even more important to read the news. It hurts the eyes..."

"Those who are arguing, let's take a break. Such a loving news is so noisy. Give me a quiet space where I can concentrate on licking the screen, okay?"

"Oh, my male god is so perfect! I hate those straight men who are cancerous the most. They usually talk about equality between men and women. When they have children, putting them in the nursery is like killing them...Look See how my male god does it? Don't mention how calm the two of you are... don't say anything, blessings!"

"Blessing +1, I also think that those who have problems should take a good look at it, this picture is really cute."

"Yeah, I love you so much, I suddenly changed my mind, and I decided to wear one with my husband!"

"I want me too!"

This is probably the power of idols, right?It didn't take long to ferment, and there were many people holding hands and getting pregnant together on the street.

The fertility rate, which has not seen much improvement, suddenly has a very obvious increase. Many couples choose to have two children together, and then support each other to go on. Such a gratifying result makes the relevant departments happy. Muzzle—what is the most important thing in the interstellar era?talent!No matter how these people encourage and implement preferential policies on weekdays, the fertility rate will not look good. If the average life expectancy is not increasing, the population problem will be several times more serious than it is now!

Well now, just a few photos, the business of the breeding center has obviously risen to a higher level.

If they didn't know how to seize such a good opportunity, these human elites should hurry home and sell sweet potatoes, and they couldn't afford to lose that man.

So, on the second day, someone came to the door, strongly requesting Qin Meng and Jing Yi to jointly shoot a blockbuster commercial to enhance the publicity effect.

At the beginning, neither Qin Meng nor Jing Yi thought about agreeing to them. Although they are both Internet celebrities, they don't deliberately try to gain a sense of presence. They are different from those professional stars who encounter such a good thing. I must agree to it, because such a blockbuster commercial is bound to be widely disseminated, and it will be of great benefit to their popularity and word of mouth.

But for Qin Meng and Jing Yi, they don't need to care about the exposure at all, especially if there is an unborn child involved in it, if the two of them lived under the attention of everyone since they were young, it would be easy for them to grow crooked , Qin Meng and Jing Yi didn't want to take this risk.

Both of them have recently been preparing for the next mission, and bilateral talks will start soon.

But both Qin Meng and Jing Yi underestimated the fanaticism and patience of these people.

Through various channels, the ghost lingers.

The reasons for convincing them are even more varied—at the beginning, some fools didn't understand the situation, and tried their best to seduce them with fame and fortune, but of course they were ashamed.

Later, they finally came to their senses, and the most plausible reason was the righteousness of the nation.

This is not a commercial advertisement!This kind of advertisement has a strong public welfare nature, and you will promote the future of the nation!

The most important thing is that these departments belong to government agencies, they can take the upper-level route, first explain to the superiors of Qin Meng and Jing Yi, and then it will be easy.

There was no way, three days later, Qin Meng and Jing Yi agreed to shoot a public welfare advertisement.

The idea of ​​this advertising blockbuster is very simple.

Or it can be said that this advertising blockbuster has no creativity at all!

The director said: "That's right, that's right, it's just showing your usual state of being at home, what you want is daily life and warmth!"

A couple who love each other, they hug and sleep together every day, their stomachs are slightly bulging, but it doesn't make people feel weird, but there is an inexplicable warmth.They will massage each other to relieve fatigue, listen to music together, tell bedtime stories, give prenatal education to the fetus in the womb, cook delicious food together in the kitchen, talk to each other's belly, listen carefully, and occasionally look at each other , A hug can make people feel that this is a couple who love each other very much.

They are looking forward to the birth of their children.

Of course, in the advertisement, the characters of the couple are very distinct - Qin Meng is the cool and handsome soldier in the public perception, and Jing Yi is the... little goblin in the public perception.The most charming thing is that facing that little goblin, the cool and handsome soldier softened, and the pampering in his eyes could almost drown a person.Facing that cool and handsome soldier, the goblin sometimes willful, sometimes gentle, like a warm harbor, which is also uncontrollable.

The two of them are a natural couple. Alone, they are already super idols. When they are together, instead of being suppressed by each other, they burst out with even more amazing charm!

This is the real part of the ad, and the part that comes from fantasy.