Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

In that post, the poster used a sad and funny tone, describing his bitter experience as an assister and working as a cow for his wonderful boss.

Of course, these experiences inevitably add some... artistic exaggeration.

In short, the poster vividly portrayed the image of a rich and self-willed boss who is a slave to his wife and a ruthless boss to his subordinates.

The most important thing is that this post can be so popular, there is no shortage of people who like it——

Can the other three be idle?Incarnate as a billionaire vest, sang along with the host, and successfully made the post a hit.

In that virtual world, I don't know how many people were filled with righteous indignation, complaining with them about their vampire-like boss, and then "viciously" cursing that the boss had better propose successfully, and let his unruly wife take care of him in the future!

The four of them had been making trouble for a day, and felt that they had finally vented their anger. This feel is very refreshing!

Brother Ying, who is full of joy in life, doesn't know that his brother is planning him behind his back. Even if he knows, he doesn't have the time to care about it... This is Xiao Dengke's bridal night, and it must be extremely fragrant.

In the beginning, they were on the big red bed with the bright red background and the fairy-like Jing Yi lying on it. The contrast was so sharp that Qin Meng almost had a nosebleed. He turned into a wolf on the spot and couldn't control it at all!

After this round of tossing and tossing, Jing Yi vaguely felt that he was being hugged, and within a few seconds, he lifted his spirits, and he actually entered a hot spring pool.

In another "room" of the Crystal Palace, there is a spring with small bubbles constantly blowing out. It is not too big, only about four square meters, but the hot spring pool is very beautifully built, and the water temperature is just right. The pores all over the body are moaning comfortably, this feeling is really great!

Before he could ask, Qin Meng explained: "I was really lucky. When I was choosing the site for the Crystal Palace, I discovered this underwater hot spring. Later, I simply included the spring inside the Crystal Palace... This hot spring is very good. It is rich in various minerals needed by the human body, and more bubbles are good for the body."

There is one thing he didn't say, that is, the biggest benefit of this hot spring is that it can relieve human fatigue. For the Crystal Palace, which has a clear purpose, it is simply a match made in heaven.

But he didn't need to say it clearly, just with his meaningful small eyes, could the wise and mighty Master Jing not be able to guess?

"Humph!"

He snorted a few times, then stretched his left hand out of the water, and squinted at the coral jade ring.

Jing Yi questioned Qin Meng: "It seems that you have planned this for a long time... Unfortunately, I just thought you wanted to accompany me on vacation or something, but you actually launched a surprise attack. Your conscience is greatly broken. "

Qin Meng's hands were still under the water, and he was still unwilling to be honest. Thinking back to Jing Yi's lack of cooperation, he said aggrievedly: "I racked my brains to make so many arrangements, you little bastard is not only unmoved, but also complains a lot... I really should take care of you! I chose today as a special day to surprise you!"

Jing Yi raised his eyebrows: "What special day?"

"..." Qin Meng was speechless for a long time, and reminded him, "Please, it's your birthday today!"

"Huh?" Jing Yi scratched his head, then smiled dryly, "Is that so? I forgot."

He really forgot... Or, he didn't remember it. The original owner's birthday was not on the same day as his, and the memory fragments he absorbed didn't have any content in this regard!

Qin Meng couldn't help pinching his key parts, "You can forget this! But wait, do you remember when my birthday is?"

Jing Yi was suddenly hit at the vital point, and he exclaimed, he is not the kind of character who would swallow his anger when he suffers a loss, he immediately took revenge, grabbed Qin Meng's vital point, and pinched him!

However, the miscalculation was that Qin Meng, whose lower limit was eaten by a dog, groaned incomparably comfortably!Then it swelled rapidly, and slapped Jing Yi's hand twice in an extremely shameless manner.His obviously very comfortable voice sounded in Jing Yi's ear, "It's useless to please me, tell me, do you remember?!"

Jing Yi is speechless, which fucking eye of yours saw that I flattered you, is this revenge for you, okay? !

While thinking about whether to give this shameless guy a serious blow, he honestly admitted, "I don't remember."

"How did you become my fan before! It's too unqualified!" Qin Meng was very glad that he mentioned this, and while continuing to light Jing Yi's body, he told him, "My birthday is May [-]st, You must remember this time, do you know? Then I will prepare a gift that suits me that day..."

He was already thinking about the scene where Jing Yi tied a red ribbon around his neck and presented himself as a big gift bag.

As the saying goes, if the mind is violent, the body will show it honestly. Jing Yi is keenly aware that the threat of this beast has rapidly increased to a terrifying level.

So he easily accepted Qin Meng's subtext.

Hehe, go dreaming, dead pervert!

Seeing that the pervert was about to pounce, Jing Yi seized the opportunity and said in a timely manner: "Wait, I'm hungry."

Qin Meng looked at the time subconsciously.

It was almost four o'clock in the afternoon!

This is probably the so-called time relativity, right?I didn't feel the passage of time, why is it so late?

How he feels now, there was a poet in ancient China on the earth who once had an accurate description-the spring night is bitter, the day is high, and the king has not come to court since then.

Taking a few deep breaths, finally suppressing the evil fire, Qin Meng stood up from the hot spring pool, first placed Jing Yi on the underwater stone chair next to him, then dexterously jumped up and went to another room The house, came back not long after, holding a birthday cake of a sizeable size in his hand.

Jing Yi was really surprised this time, "Did you buy it or make it yourself?"

Under the auspices of the very capable Fan Qiao, the chain of dessert shops opened vigorously, but because of the short time, the most distributed ones are now Mixing. As for their stronghold, Gold Star, they have not yet seen it.

Of course, the distance is not a problem. If it doesn’t work, you can still shop online. It’s just that the shape of this cake is really special.

Qin Meng put the birthday cake on the bank and jumped into the water again. He said as a matter of course: "I must have made it myself."

It turned out to be really... Jing Yi wiped his face, so as to suppress the corners of his grinning mouth, so that his expression would not look so idiotic.

After a few seconds, he nodded in praise: "I like your idea!"

This guy really has a heart. Seeing that he has done it once or twice, he can make such a perfect birthday cake!

Well, maybe it's not just a birthday cake.

Qin Meng twitched the corners of his mouth, and praised against his will: "The main reason is that you draw well..."

Jing Yi finally couldn't help laughing hehehe.He nodded, and said happily: "You have taste! Although you are not as good a painter as I am, you still have a trace of my charm."

That's right, this birthday cake, just looking at the shape, is not surprising at all. It is round, with a circle of cream lace around the edge, and then dotted with an expensive natural fruit called red tassel. Apart from this, there is no other prominent part in the middle. Decorated, just a pattern sketched in jam.

What made Jing Yi so satisfied that he made a special point to praise Qin Meng was that the painting was a masterpiece that Jing Yi had completed not long ago, and it selected the scene of two little people with plateau red faces getting married!

What is the valuable experience Qin Meng gained from asking for help before?

Do what you want!

So he quite unprincipled chose the most secure breakthrough, gritted his teeth and did it!

No matter how against his will, at least his wife was really flattered, she laughed so hard that she couldn't see her teeth without seeing him?

Not wanting to hear his bragging about himself anymore, Qin Meng coughed, took out another flower-shaped candle from the paper box, carefully inserted it in the middle of the cake, lit it: "Blow out the candle first, you are not hungry Is it? You can eat it after blowing it."

Qin Meng had heard Jing Yi describe the custom of eating cakes for birthdays, and he remembered them all in his heart, and now he used them to learn and use them.

Jing Yi squinted at Qin Meng, his eyes were moist and tender, and the hearts of those who watched jumped.

He leaned over and kissed Qin Meng, and said with a smile: "Thank you, I like everything you have done for me today."

Qin Meng only felt that the part of himself kissed by him was about to burn, and he also unknowingly burst into a big smile, "I will try my best to do it for you if you like it."

Jing Yi put his hands together first and made a wish, then he took a breath and blew out the candle.

After blowing, he laughed like a madman again, sweeping away the warm atmosphere that had surrounded the couple before.

Qin Meng asked him helplessly: "What are you laughing at?"

Jing Yi moved around in the water a few times, then continued to laugh and said, "This is the first time I've heard of someone blowing out candles in this state, it's just too weird hahaha."

The two of them were naked, soaking in the hot spring pool, only their upper body was exposed, and the birthday cake was simply placed on the shore...

Seeing the little bastard laughing endlessly, Qin Meng rolled his eyes, went to pull out the extinguished candle, and spread it on the cake happily, with cream and jam on his hands, and in Jingyi I wiped it all over my face, lips, collarbone, and the most important two points on my chest.

Jing Yi: "...Gah?"

The... ugly picture that was carefully copied on the cake disappeared, and the beauty value of this cake immediately increased by fifty percent.

It does look much more pleasing to the eye.

Qin Meng was full of joy, and without saying anything, he lowered his head and began to enjoy today's "dessert".

In the closed seabed crystal palace where only two people exist, an ambiguous voice came faintly——

"Stop, stop quickly! I... I'm very hungry, I want to eat, eat first... Huh..."

"You eat, I didn't stop you."

"You, how do you let me eat like this?!"

"Here, can we eat like this?"

"You bastard... um..."