Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

The moment before, he was hit head-on by a retrograde truck, the wheelchair fell apart, and he even flew up. The last thing he saw was the face of the truck driver from sleepiness to fright.

The next moment, he found himself kneeling on the doorknob half a person's height and hanged himself. A rope of unknown material tightly strangled his neck. Jing Yi didn't realize it at first, struggling desperately, but the rope struggled more and more The tighter it was, the last breath in his chest was almost consumed.

Fortunately, Jing Yi has the kind of temperament that gets calmer as the crisis gets worse. He first confirmed that this is not a murder scene - there is no one else in the room except him.Then resisted the instinct of desperately struggling, and groped with both hands to the knotted part of the rope... It was a very common knot, without any difficulty, and Jing Yi untied it within a second.After getting out of trouble, he threw the rope aside and collapsed on the ground desperately panting for breath.

His throat and chest were throbbing, and Venus was popping up in front of his eyes, and it was hard for him to hold back the desire to vomit.

Five minutes later, Jing Yi opened his eyes and looked around.

It's a luxurious and... eerie house.In terms of decoration, large blocks of black and red are intertwined, and the walls are inlaid with scary-looking masks, dark vines, distorted portraits, etc., the lighting is very dim, and there is a bronze texture not far from him that looks very beautiful There is a dark red candle on the bracket, and the scent in the air should be the smell of burning candles.

Jing Yi frowned, such an environment was simply out of tune with him.

——He was hit by a car, why didn't he die, but hanged himself in such a weird place?

Jing Yi looked down at himself.

no blood...

But he is wearing a skirt.

This skirt is also black + red, with a large hem, dotted with layers of lace.He also wore knee-length white socks and black pumps.

This style of skirt is also sold in the Taobao shop he opened, and it is classified as lo girl's clothing. Although he can't appreciate the beauty of this two-dimensional, some people like it and are willing to spend money. Selling one is enough for a month , he sewed quite happily.

But he didn't expect that one day he would see this kind of skirt on himself!

The impact of this scene on him was greater than that of him hanging himself in this weird room!

First of all, it's definitely not his leg!He has been handicapped since he was a child, and has to use a wheelchair to get in and out. How could he have such long, straight and well-proportioned legs?

Secondly, why aren't his legs growing on his body?time travel?Return sex? !

As a Taobao shopkeeper who runs a computer business all day long, it is impossible for him to be ignorant of certain concepts.

If a person is still lucky enough to be resurrected after death, I believe that few people will reject such a beautiful thing, but after being a man for more than 20 years, he will become a woman in the future?

Jing Yi was so upset that he touched his chest first tremblingly.

Flat, so it's a loli with small breasts?

Gritting her teeth, while meditating that she is not perverted or obscene, she lifts up her skirt——

Caught off guard, he almost went blind.

"I" didn't wear underwear.

He can shoot while hanging himself, and his skirt is in a mess. Although it is great that he is still a man, but...in short, he is blind.

Jing Yi planned to keep out of sight. He propped himself against the wall, trying to stand up. You must know that he has never experienced the feeling of walking upright on two feet for more than 20 years. A pair of healthy legs is enough to offset any misfortune, not to mention being able to continue to live. They all hit the jackpot.

But before he stood up, there was a buzzing sound in his mind, and a mess of memory fragments swept in. He held back so hard that he didn't faint. I don't know how long this confusion lasted... In a trance, he seemed to hear a knock There was a knock at the door, but there was no time to talk about it. The experience of this unlucky ghost who was revived by him was very curious, and he was completely two extremes with him, so it was very painful for him to absorb these memory fragments.

Some memory fragments were swallowed by him, but most of them were annihilated in... his brain(?). Later, Jing Yi guessed that this might be because his own brain activated a defense mechanism, after all, he absorbed another person's life , It's scary to think about it.The consequence is either that he loses himself, or becomes a schizophrenic.

Why guesswork later?

Because Jing Yi who had just opened his eyes didn't have time to think about these things—while he was staring in a daze, the door of the room he was leaning on was opened from the outside.

Jing Yi took advantage of the situation and lay down on his back at that time, his posture was particularly weak & ecstasy & beautiful.

The two ladies who just broke in looked at the boy in the flower skirt at their feet, and fell into a strange silence for a while.

It didn't take long for Jing Yi to faint, and because he was half fainted, he could hear outside voices in a blur, but he couldn't react.

The two ladies just stood there, ignoring him, chatting on their own—

"Ma'am... This, I am laughing at you, Jing Yi...he just likes to play..."

"Don't say that, I understand very well... In fact, boys like to play a little bit, especially boys of this age... It's normal. I'm not dissatisfied with him, you know, what I like is his love for Amon infatuated..."

"I'm sorry...about Major Qin...Madam is really kind-hearted."

"This is the heart of my parents. At the beginning, I persuaded and persuaded... You said that people like us, why should we go to the army to die? Poor Amon is still so young. After the accident, his father has not closed his eyes for three days. ,well."

"Minister Qin is very affectionate! Fortunately, there are two sons and one young lady by his side, and with Madam's help, he will definitely recover. The problem is, we Jingyi..."

"This was also decided through discussion between my husband and I. I know that now that Amon is gone, it is a bit wronged for your son to marry in, but in order to leave a future for Amon... I think that with your son's heart for Amon , he probably wouldn't refuse... As for the bride price..."

So they discussed the specific matters of "betrothal gift" and "dowry" in front of Jing Yi's "mortal corpse". The more they chatted, the more speculative they became. Jing Yi, who was full of malice, finally opened his eyes with difficulty at the critical moment, and a hoarse moan escaped from his throat.

Pain pain pain pain!Jing Yi touched his neck subconsciously—very good, because of the aftereffect of hanging, there was a high circle of swelling there.

He held down the short skirt with one hand—remember he didn't wear underwear—and sat up slowly like a weak willow.

Thanks to the memory fragments of the original owner, Unlucky Ghost, he not only understood the alien language here, but also recognized that one of these two ladies is "his" stepmother, and the other is probably "Madam Qin" She is also the stepmother of what they call "Major Qin".

As for Major Qin, he seems to be a young officer with a bright future. Because he is so good, he even became the spokesperson for the army's conscription, so he naturally became a male god of the whole people. Those who claim to like him fill mountains and seas, including the original owner. one.But according to Jing Yi's analysis, the original owner didn't really like him, he just followed suit, and then he was bored and hurt + a deadly expert. Every day, he thought of all kinds of weird tricks to express his love publicly, and then was confused by Major Qin's fans. He is one against ten thousand, and he thinks he is evil and cool, which is very proud of him.

There are thousands of male gods in the world, and there is always the unlucky one, like Major Qin.Three days ago, it was said that this man died heroically during his mission, and his death was extremely tragic. The fan group cried so much that he almost passed out. Other stimuli—that was not hanging just now, it was a very pornographic and violent suffocating game, it is said that it is special!Don't!Cool!

So he was so happy.

Then Jing Yi walked over and faced the mess left by this cool little brother.

First, he has to stand up!After all, the difference in height affects the aura too much, Jing Yi cheekily pretended to have forgotten the lo-girl skirt on his body, and stood up against the wall waddlingly.

As for why he stood against the wall—he was too inexperienced in standing postures, and always felt that he was about to fall at any time, so he was more stable this way.

Secondly, he sternly stated his position to the two ladies: Look clearly, he is a man!Marrying... oh no, is it like marrying a dead male god?

Finally, politely ask the two ladies to leave first, he needs to change his clothes, thank you.

……

The implementation of these three items is actually not as easy as he imagined.

Because when he stood up, the breeze coming in from the corridor outside stirred his skirt, Jing Yi hated himself for having too developed a sense of smell, because he seemed to smell some kind of liquid—hope the two ladies The nose is blind, Amen—don't care about it and pretend not to know.

However, this is not the worst.

The worst thing was that when he stood up and wanted to speak, he found out sadly that the damned hanged sequelae made his throat not only swollen and sore, but also unable to squeeze out a word!

Jing Yi's face turned blue immediately, first green and then red.

A look of understanding and kindness appeared on the faces of the two ladies.

"Every child who is about to marry his sweetheart is so cute... Let's leave first and don't bother him anymore?" Jing Yi's stepmother covered her mouth and smiled, "As for the wedding process, mother-in-law, let's talk alone?"

"That's right." Mrs. Qin nodded reservedly, then turned and left accompanied by Jing Yi's stepmother.

Jing Yi, with broken legs and broken mouth, stretched out Erkang's hand tremblingly!

The second step has not been implemented yet, don't suddenly fast forward to the third step!

Jing Yi's stepmother thoughtfully used the voice control system to help Jing Yi close the door.

"boom!"

After a long silence, Jing Yi moved step by step to the candle that was still burning stubbornly, and blew it out viciously.

……

This is an alien civilization that is at least 1000 years more advanced than the earth.

Because the calendar has been recalculated from when humans were able to colonize other planets, it is now 1786 in the new ephemeris.

The human beings here use the name of their home planet to define their race name—Mistralians.

After more than 1000 years of development, the habitable planets mastered by the Mistralians have spread to nine, spanning four galaxies and connecting them into a crescent.

200 years ago, during the expansion process, the Mysterious people discovered a very strange galaxy - a planet in this galaxy is almost as big as an ordinary star, and there are a total of seven planets, and five of them are alive!If human beings can migrate to it, such a large land, it must be developed!

Protists do not have intelligent species, but they seem to be very large. There are many creatures with a height of more than ten meters and a length of more than 20 meters, and even larger ones are not uncommon.But being big is useful, we have advanced weapons!And mechs!Sweep in minutes!

What is even more enviable is that, according to the analysis of scientists, there are many rare resources on this super-giant planet - minerals, energy, living things...

Profits can drive people crazy.

The federal government happily sent an advance team, but they were all dead as soon as they landed.

Later, more and more landing personnel were sent, but every time they were wiped out, the Mixing people began to realize that they seriously underestimated the strength of the original species, even if they had advanced weapons and mechs, they were still unbearable hit.

Just like this stalemate, the newly discovered five major planets are like a piece of fat, which inspires the Mysterious people to work hard, so that in the past 200 years, the technology has exploded. Oh, folk mercenary regiments and small groups of troops will occasionally land quietly and come back with some supplies. Don't be too greedy and if you really have the ability, you can make a lot of money.Of course, there are still many unlucky people who never come back every year.

The road is tortuous, and the future is bright. The Mixing people always think that it doesn't matter if they can't eat this piece of fat now, and it will be something in their pockets sooner or later!

As a result, 50 years ago, the Mysterious people suddenly discovered another civilization. They were developed at a similar level to the Mysterious people. Moreover, after their tentacles spread over, they used the five major planets as the contact surface.

Under such a background of the times, the military has naturally become a department that is becoming more and more powerful and has more and more right to speak.