[Hokage] Mr. Puppet and Miss Undead

The grandparents and grandchildren met 20 years apart. Although the hostile relationship between the two sides made the meeting feel not very good, it is completely understandable to have a little chat before the life and death fight.

It's a pity that Scorpion is an impatient person who doesn't like to wait. After chatting for a few words, he summoned his secret weapon - his favorite collection, the Three Kazekages!

A burst of white air came out, and the tall and sturdy puppet was released from the seal. Scorpion grabbed it and posed a handsome pre-battle pose.

Grandma Chiyo was frightened again.

Mother-in-law Chiyo seems to be in all kinds of frights today.

Sakura was also stunned for a moment, especially after listening to Grandma Chiyo's explanation, it was impossible not to be frightened when facing the puppet made of the strongest Kazekage.

Me, I wiped my eyes, and stood against the wall with my hands in my hands——Ana replied that she was so handsome!I can't take my eyes off it!

Don't wake up and sleep: -_-#The gap between thoughts is sometimes like a moat between people.

Elderly people, especially those who have retired and live in seclusion and have no juniors, usually have no one to talk with, and rarely see their grandsons, so they will inevitably swear a few words—although the content is more cruel, similar to—you can become an accomplice of the bad guys. Forget it, I didn't expect that you not only betrayed the village, but also attacked Fengying three times!

This, since the youth rebelled against the village, he has been working hard to dig a hole for his hometown for 20 years. Should we praise this persistent quality?

Mother-in-law Chiyo continued to count and talk, and Xie also listened with dignity, actively cooperating and correcting mistakes when encountering disagreements.

But when it came to Orochimaru, Sister Sakura couldn't hold back anymore. Scorpio's patience was obviously lost to Sakura's questioning. Cooperate?Reply?

Ha ha.

"What a coincidence, I'm going to get rid of you all, and then I'm going to catch Jinjuriki just now. I hate making others wait, and I don't have time to answer your questions. So, it's about time to do it."

As soon as the tone changed, Xie rushed forward with three generations of puppets.

Sleepy Sleepy, who has nothing to do, wandered over again with a pipe in her mouth. She put one hand on my shoulder and held the pipe in the other. Are you sure you want to use this for prenatal education?"

Ana said that she hasn't summoned the third Kazekage to fight for many years. To be precise, Ana said that she hasn't fought with weapons other than Feiliuhu's tail for many years. How can those rookies show that Ana is handsome? Wei An's figure?

With piercing eyes, I followed Xie closely: "This is the baby's father and Grandma Zeng having a puppet exchange of friendship and kindness. Look, they have questions and answers before they make a move. You break it down and I explain it. What a puppet!" Harmony and harmony!"

Unconscious Sleepy put the pipe in his mouth and picked his nose with his little finger: "Humph~"

I was shaken by her sudden smirk: "What are you doing?"

Sleepless shrugged his shoulders, stretched his little finger aside and flicked twice: "Why are you shaking, I will imitate your male god's ecstatic laughter."

Me: "Humph~"

Unconscious Sleepy shook his arms and let me go.

Hmph, Ana's laughter can be controlled by anyone!

We are humming and trembling here, and the ever-changing battle situation over there has been separated again with an explosion.

Sakura fell from the scattered poisonous gas with burns, and Xie let out an "eh", looking at the little girl for the first time.

And here, Sleepless put his arms around my shoulders and started gossiping: "Hey, your god is moved by the brave and tough little girls, look, when they are injured, they don't take advantage of the victory to pursue them. She is young and beautiful! How old is a girl, she is much more attractive than you, a dark and cruel old woman who is running around!"

Ben four OO!The cruel and serious things like reality are almost covered up by the illusion of my youth, so I have reached the age of bean curds before I know it...

No, now is not the time to grieve over such trifles!

I held back my claws and gritted my teeth: "Of course a fair and just duel can't take advantage of people's danger!"

"Hey, you are sophistry. What ninjas do is a sneak attack business. What they pay attention to is omnipotence and omnipotence."

"So, this is a discussion of love and harmony between relatives!"

Just as I finished my serious refutation, Scorpion hooked his fingers slowly, the puppet turned on the mechanism, and a row of kunai flew towards Granny Chiyo who was holding the unconscious Sakura.

Sleepy Sleepy said "Hey" and shoved me on the shoulder desperately: "Hey, those two puppets look familiar, take a quick look, do you recognize them?"

I was dumbfounded, because the two puppets blocking Kunai were clearly the father and mother of Xie in the photo!

"Grandfather and mother-in-law!"

When I realized that I was going to rush forward as soon as I kicked my feet, the sleepy child hurriedly grabbed me, leaned over and laughed: "I said, this is really a loving and harmonious parent-child interaction!"

I shook my shoulders to avoid Sleepy Sleeper's claws, gave a haughty "tss" and ignored him.

The close combat between the puppets was dazzling. As the manipulators, Scorpion and Grandma Chiyo flew out layers of phantoms with their ten fingers. The fierce fight that was difficult to catch with the naked eye took only a moment, and when they retreated, the weapons of both sides were worn out.

The scorpion began to make handprints.

I am very impressed with this handprint, although it has been more than 20 years.

Subconsciously, I put my arms around my chest in a protective gesture.

Didn't I remember fighting with the third generation back then, he not only sucked away my metal weapon with sand and iron, but even the underwire of my bra was about to move!

Unconscious and sleepy, he glanced at me sideways: Idiot, the author can read minds, don’t you know?

After the iron sand was released, the intensity of the attack was not at the same level as before.The huge impact made the ground tremble, the stones on the top fell rustlingly, and the entire cave was crumbling.

I was not affected much by standing on the sidelines, and the scorpion's attack avoided my position, so Grandma Chiyo and Sakura would not look at me and run towards me as an enemy—if they If I really came here to find my opponent, I believe there is no reason for Sleepy Sleeper to continue to stop me.

After rampaging for a while, the dark cave was shot into the sun and turned into an open-air giant pit.

Demolition a kill ah!

I crossed my arms and flicked left and right to avoid the falling pebbles, only to feel dizzy from the smell of pig iron all over my nose.

Ah, has the physique of pregnant women become fragile?To be dizzy by this taste, it's so weak!

While bouncing around, I did not forget to pay attention to the battle of Scorpion. I was a little dumbfounded when I saw that he quickly folded his fingers and made a mark in an instant - I have never seen this before, which means I am a little curious!

The sleepy boy jumped over and wrapped his arms around my waist with one hand, and hooked my legs with the other, like a princess, after hugging Dacheng, he jumped up: "Don't be curious, that is the method of the sand and iron world, let's go to the pit to watch , that thing is too easy to accidentally injure."

I looked back from her shoulder, and the sand and iron all over the sky sprouted rapidly like branches catalyzed by potion, and hard pointed harpoons pierced through the ground. A strong smell of pig iron emanating from the cobwebs——I...

vomit!

"I, I can't take it anymore, I want to, vomit!"

Fortunately, I didn't really vomit, it was just retching.

The sleepy sleeper hugged me aside in distaste, and I had a "vomit vomit" in front of the green grass. I vomited for a long time without any results. The dizziness dissipated a lot after getting away from the pig iron smell, but it was still the same. Feel like gagging.

"Pregnant women are really fragile creatures, even perverts are doomed!" Unconscious Sleepy squatted on the side and chanted to the sky, I rolled my eyes and continued to vomit.

I vomited for a few more minutes, and finally I was relieved, walked back to the edge of the pit with the help of the helpful Sleeper Sauce, and continued to watch while lying on the edge.

"I really haven't used it for a long time... my body is fighting."

Wait, what did I see?

For the three generations of Fengying puppets that fell apart, because the puppet was destroyed, the sand iron technique was also lifted, and the smell quickly dissipated when the open place was blown by the wind.This is a good thing, watching the battle at close range will not make you feel sick.

And...and...

The scorpion's coat thrown on the ground, and...

Red, bar, bar, de, ah, na, answer!

YADA!

Sasori, you can't sell your hue!Striptease, let's go home and play slowly with the doors and windows closed. You haven't taken the initiative to take off so clean in front of me. Woohoo, how can you do this to other women like that!

Unwake Sleepy quickly pressed down on me who was twitching my claws, and I turned around and gave her a hard look: Hundan, Ana only has a pair of underwear left!Let me fall over!

The sleepy child remained motionless, looked up at the sky and whistled: Is my daughter's brain circuit really okay?Ana was forced to only have a pair of underwear left, but she still fell down with her head full?

Soul light!It's not panties, it's bottoms!

Unable to go down to share weal and woe, I shot out my thoughts in grief and anger, entangled the coat on the ground and pulled it into my arms, knocked off the ashes and folded it neatly.

A Xie's coat is distributed by the unit in a fixed amount, and he usually wears it out before throwing it away. I haven't collected such a perfect one.

Ah, the red inner layer is really sexy!

Unconscious Sleepy knocked on his forehead: Daughter, don't you really take a look at the battle now?

Feeling the author's undisguised disdain, I sighed: "Do you really want to cruelly let me witness Anada fighting naked with other women?"

"Hey, don't say anything ambiguous!"

After I folded my clothes, I went back to the pit again.

Scorpion was playing with a musket, and the roaring flames quickly burned the stone red, and the big pit became an oven, emitting faint heat.

Then we played with water guns. As soon as the cool water column touched the hot rocks, white steam would instantly evaporate and make noise.

The water gun is not enough, the scorpion's claws turned the water gun into a high-pressure water gun, and the water column that shrinks in a circle has infinite lethality, like a sword that cuts iron like mud, sweeping around, uneven stones block the waist cut off.

As for Sakura grabbing the steel pipe in Scorpion's belly and punching him, I said that when this human tragedy happened, I got sand in my eyes and just missed it. (Hey!)

The fierce battle of puppets kicked off after Grandma Qiandai unsealed the ten puppets who had released the secret white technique. In response to the secret white technique that could destroy a city, Scorpion summoned the secret red technique that could destroy a country. The densely packed puppets were like red clouds Covering the sky - a hundred machine performances, the opening.

"Author."

"Yo, it's rare for you to take the initiative to call me, what's the matter?"

I looked sadly at the army of puppets that were as red as mountain flowers, and felt that life was gloomy: "I once made a joke, 'Unless you use a hundred puppets to train me to death', I now realize that I was wrong, he There really are so many puppets!"

Sleepless: "This story tells us that we must be prepared to pay the price for what we say."

"Don't say it so sad." I stared at the puppets full of puppets, and my sorrowful affection turned into longing, "Axie's puppets are all capable of loading his physical core. As long as they cooperate with ninjutsu, they are Axie himself. If they are fast and powerful The battle made him so happy, I don't mind being his opponent, it must be the only opponent!"

Unable to wake up and sleep: idiot, you are hopeless!

The debris on the ground is full of the severed limbs of puppets.

The body of the scorpion was smashed against the wall, and after the Chakra was sucked away, the army of puppets fell to the ground one after another, and the core of the scorpion's body fell out of the drive frame for the second time, and was transferred to another puppet——Sakura did not Did not notice.

"It's finally over." Sakura sat on the ground and sighed.

Scorpion stood up behind her, raised the knife in his hand and rushed towards Grandma Chiyo.

The old Chiyo Granny experienced a tense battle and no longer had the energy to dodge this attack.

At this critical moment, Xiao Sakura stood in front of Grandma Chiyo, the sound of a sharp weapon piercing into the flesh came, and the poisoned knife pierced Xiao Sakura fiercely.

Dino told me the plot of this episode in detail, and I was bored watching it, and for a while, I understood the abomination of the spoiler party.

When Xie intentionally exposed his flaws and took the initiative to walk into the trap of Grandma Chiyo, and was pierced left and right by the two puppets of my father and mother, my heart still clenched tightly, even though I knew the result in advance.

The three puppets stood side by side, not to mention, there was a strange sense of harmony - a family of three puppets.

Now, maybe we can finish it?

"Mother, what about the breathing of the Archangel that was agreed upon?"

Sleepless Sleepy didn't say much this time, he took out a card from his jacket and handed it to me.

I took it and continued to ask: "When can I go down?"

"It's none of my business now, I don't care about the wind blowing from behind, so you can do whatever you want, Sayo Lala!"

This is really a great thing!

I waved to her enthusiastically: "Bon voyage! Let's go!"

Sending off my mother, the author, I dragged the card to find my Ana to answer, the most hopeful look... I was angry!

It took 0.1 second to dodge in front of Axie. Sister Duo and my tonnage-level arm strength did not lose to the strange female Sakura, and easily pushed the tired and injured Sakura to the ground.

Ah, I actually pushed Sakura-chan down!wrong!I should have roared!

"Hun Dan, what are you doing! You actually slapped Ana in the face! You can't slap in the face anywhere, are you looking for death!"

相较于我的激动，蝎像是什么都没发生一样淡定和无所谓，咔哒咔哒，然后嗖的一下又将脑袋转正：“住手吧，我这身体是感受不到疼痛的，你揍我只会It hurts your own hand. It seems that women like to do some useless things."

Speaking of this, I turned my head abruptly, and Scorpion twisted his neck quite skillfully, turned his head aside and continued to say to Sakura: "Now this old woman who is related to me by blood is dying, and I am indifferent, my heart Also like this body, which has killed hundreds of people by now, she is just like one of those people. Simpler than anything else."

After he finished speaking, I tilted my head and blocked him again and again: "I have something to tell you."

When Xie looked straight into my eyes, he was very calm: "Then you should hurry up, I don't have much time."

When she heard that time was running out, Sakura became anxious: "Hey, Sasuke, where is Orochimaru?"

"Him?" Xie Xie's patience at this time was unexpectedly forgiving, "As a reward for hitting me, it's okay to tell you, the Tiandi Bridge in Caoyin Village, where you go at noon in ten days' time."

After explaining, he rolled his eyes and turned back to me: "What do you want to say?"

"I actually put other women ahead of me, and I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

I turned around angrily, and this time, I was facing Grandma Chiyo.

The old man, who knew that his time was running out, gasped: "Xiao Mi Duo, actually I want to thank you for always being with my little grandson, even in such a situation, always being with him."

"You're welcome." I took out the vacuum cleaner and collected all the puppets of the scorpion. This was the real purpose of my turning around.

Turning around, I carefully pulled out the two long knives that pierced the scorpion from his body, and when I held him in the arms of a princess again, I added a touch of sadness: "Grandma, we are leaving."

"Let's go." Grandma Chiyo didn't intend to stop her, she just turned her head away.

Yes, there are two dying people.

This time Xie obediently hugged my princess, probably the poison's paralysis had already taken effect, and he didn't have the strength to struggle.

When I jumped into the pit with him, he snorted without energy: "Mi Duo, I'm going to die, what are you going to do?"

I ignored him, activated my ability, and teleported to a small apartment in a town near Shayin Village where I paid a month's rent.

The skill of marking teleportation is a bit expensive to move with people, and I feel a little uncomfortable after using it, but seeing Axie, I still happily pulled out a satisfied smile: "Okay, this can last forever Together."

Before Scorpion could understand, or misunderstood my meaning and frowned, I stretched out my claws and dug his flesh core out of the body. The sharp claws quickly smashed the wooden tube containing the flesh core, Use the breath of the archangel at the same time - oh, go against the sky!

A heaven-defying scene unfolded before his eyes.

A beautiful angel appeared in the room, and she blew a spring-like breath towards the scorpion, and then, at a speed visible to the naked eye, a human-shaped curve was drawn on the ground, and it quickly materialized.

In the blink of an eye, a complete scorpion appeared in front of my eyes, just like a newborn—he was completely naked.

I had two lines of nosebleeds and rushed to the street heroically.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't blame me for this, the body of the male god who is thinking about it, the breath of the archangel heals not only the life but also the complete human body!As a result, the embarrassing situation of close observation at the scene was created, and the gushing nosebleeds could not be suppressed for a while. This is the rebound caused by embracing the puppet body for several years!

But thank you mother, you are really my mother! Sister TAT has no regrets in this life!

Compared to my tragic bloodshed, Scorpion is very calm and calm - he hasn't reacted yet.

He looked around in a daze, raised his paws again, opened and closed them suspiciously, and after a few seconds, he changed his posture coyly, and after covering the important parts, he said in a cold voice, "Mi Duo, bring me the clothes."

I presented the clothes with an excellent attitude, and kept bowing my head obediently during this period-the girl whose nosebleed has not stopped can't afford to be hurt!A girl who doesn't want to be too ugly in front of a male god can't afford to be hurt!

Scorpion didn't care too much, took the clothes and put them on quickly. He was a little curious to feel the long-lost body. When I looked up, he hummed twice, with a fierce look on his face: "Mi Duo, you need to explain. Now I want to come , when I was fighting Grandma Chiyo, you had a great time watching, and besides, who is that woman who appeared in the middle?"

Oates, this belated question...

I was instantly weak: "Ana, I still have something to say, it's a surprise!"

Scorpion smiled but said, "Then you talk about it first."

"I'm pregnant!" Huh, luckily the voice didn't silence, and finally said it!

Xie's smiling face froze, and after a long silence, he widened his eyes, and his voice was unexpectedly calm and calm: "Whose one?"

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen my eyelids open completely round. I was frightened, and replied to my fingers: “Well, just induce your tissue cells to become sperm, that’s all.”

The condensed air is like spring water that thaws instantly.

I secretly raised my eyes to look at him like a thief, just in time to see the corners of his eyes twitching slightly—the expression of Axie who has recovered his body has become more active!

Scorpion reprimanded in a nonchalant manner: "Answer must be quick, I hate waiting."

"Understood! I still have something to report to the officer!"

"You said."

"I still have to help Sister Xiao Nuo to save Didala, and in fact, Sister Xiao Nuo holds the 'prophecy' about this world, now it's time to tell you it!"

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The camera turned to a very, very far away place——

Sleepy Son ╰(￣▽￣)╮: "The relevant documents for the completion of the text have been sent, Mi Duo, please pay attention to sign for receipt!"

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(⊙o⊙) Oh!

Also, Dino, who was forgotten in the airship above a certain pit, was sweating profusely and called out to the connector: "Sister Mi Duo! Sister Mi Duo! Where are you? Dida pulled it up! It's your turn to play! Huh, why are you ignoring me?"

Mi Duo's Nian Beast A: "Miss Xiaodi, the master just sent a reply - the radiation from using the contactor during pregnancy will affect the healthy growth of the baby, so after three rings the bell was confiscated by Scorpion SAMA."

Dino had a broken face: "Is this the rhythm to abandon me!?"

Mi Duo's Nian Beast B: "Don't worry, Miss Xiaodi, we are adjusting the route and we must send you to the master. In addition, Mr. Didala shows signs of sobriety, how should we deal with it?"

Dino: "Okay! You all go full speed! I'll go to the lounge and give Deidara some sleep spray!"

Didara: zZZ~