[Kuroko's basketball] Tomato balls

>>>[Meet the Tomato God. ]

In the third grade, it seemed that those girls who were ready to move could no longer bear the love letters that fell into the sea, and changed to the form of face-to-face confession.It is impossible for me to stand by Kise's side 24 hours a day, so there are several wonderful moments that I can only rely on him to relay to me.Although Kise's imitation ability and memory ability are excellent, but I don't know whether his expression ability is lacking or my comprehension ability is not up to the standard. He danced and described to me for a long time, but my mind was still in a mess.

The only few times I witnessed the confession, I was unfortunately reduced to his shield in the end.I remember the first time, I was still in shock, but he grabbed my hand.He pointed to me beside him, and said to the girl indifferently: "I am cursed by the tomato god attached to Xiaowanzi, and I will not be able to get close to beautiful women for ten years."

I thought he would use some more old-fashioned and traditional reason, but before my face turned red, my face immediately turned from white to black when I heard his nonsense.I didn't care that the girl was still there, so I grabbed a book and hit him hard on the head: "Fuck you tomato god! You're just possessed by a ghost!"

In short, I couldn't completely stop the girl who confessed for him, but the rumors of Tomato God have spread all over the school.Some students fear me like a demon, while others treat me like a god.When the curse of the Tomato God's evil peach blossoms is in full swing, another mysterious version quietly breeds-it is said that the Tomato God can not only ward off disasters and prevent peach blossoms, but also bless learning soaring all the way.

It was time for the exam, and everyone pursued the code of conduct of "I would rather believe what I have than believe what I don't have", so I became the object of everyone's veneration.My popularity skyrocketed, and for a moment I overwhelmed Kise with an overwhelming advantage.Before the exam, groups of students ran up to me with their calculators, and worshiped the calculators like incense three times: "I beseech Tomato God to wish me success in the exam—"

Seeing this scene from the side, Huang Lai at the same table couldn't help bursting out laughing, but was hit hard by me again: "Laughing, laughing, you are the one who caused this!"

Apart from the exams, of course there are also those who are not doing their jobs. Seeing that I can break the peach blossoms, a few boys who can't bear to be bothered by ugly women also pretend to pay homage to me.

The so-called sincerity leads to spirituality. Later, it was said that all the students who worshiped the tomato god had miserable final exams without exception, but the boys who worshiped me really did not touch peach blossoms in the next ten years, not even rapeseed flowers. To, almost married his right hand.

All in all, the turmoil has passed, and the rumors of this tomato god have gradually been forgotten by people.

>>>[Sportsman. ]

When he was in the fourth or fifth grade, I don’t know why Kise went crazy, and he told me on a whim that he wanted to change from the Zhengtai route to the sports route.

At that time, he was already over 1.6 meters tall. I don’t know why. In the third grade of elementary school, he was obviously a little guy who was about the same height as me. Just after the summer vacation of the third grade, his height was breaking records day after day.

"Little Maruko, what do you think?" However, no matter how tall he is, he is still the follower who lost to me in the snack competition. He blinked his harmless amber eyes and looked at me innocently.

"It's hard to imagine that a person who is already over 1.6 meters would want to take the Zhengtai route." I seemed to reply seriously, "Ryota, I support you to take the sports route!"

With my affirmation, Kise's enthusiasm is even more overflowing.I boasted that I had watched countless cartoons, and I made a list of sports in one night, and spread them out in front of him: "It's up to you to choose."

Not to mention the eye-catching sports boys in "The Prince of Tennis", and the sweaty good boys in "Captain Football", just watching Tatsuya and Xiaonan's JQ in "Baseball Heroes" is infinitely interesting.

"Four Drivers Brothers"?!" Seeing this, Kise suddenly stopped what he was doing.He looked at me with an aggrieved face and said, "But Xiaowanzi, I can't run at 60 kilometers per hour."

He pointed to the column of "Initial D" and asked suspiciously: "Isn't it illegal for minors to drive?"

I was so questioned by him that I immediately blew up: "Then you choose yourself! I don't care!" After saying that, he walked away, seeing that I was really angry, and rushed forward to pull me back to apologize.

"Speaking of which, why is there no basketball?" Looking through the entire list, he couldn't find a basketball.I smiled and said, "The painting style of "Slam Dunk" is too manly, not my style. If one day, a girly painting style comes out, the characters' hair colors are brighter and more varied, and there are more emotional dramas." Let's add the basketball animations!"

Kise was very obedient, and the sports I listed were enough for him to play for a while, so he nodded with a good temper.

In the next three years, it is said that he easily dropped out of the school volleyball club, football club, and rugby club, and even the swimming club, taekwondo club, and archery club were all engraved with the label "Kise Ryota came here for a visit" .These great achievements have added a bit of charm to Kise, and the love letters and confessions he received have also increased day by day.

Seeing more and more admiring eyes around him, I always feel a little angry.If I knew this, I should have written the sport of fighting little monsters in "Ultraman" first on the list for him without hesitation.It's better to let him dress up as Salted Egg Superman, and make a good humiliation in front of the girl who has a crush on him.

>>>[Volunteering two or three things. ]

Because I was too close to Kise in elementary school, I spent my time in the sneering words of the girls, and because the reputation of "Tomato Maruko" is far and wide, so when I declared for junior high school, I resolutely decided to change my appearance and stay away from it. Huang Lai, the evil star, went to a place that no one knew, and started his new life again.Say goodbye to Maruko Tomato and turn back into Yuka Endo.

"Maruko-ko, what junior high school are you going to fill in?" Kise asked me nonchalantly as usual on the day the volunteer form was issued.At this time, his height has jumped to 1.7 meters, which can be said to be straight into the sky, but I am still a pitiful 1.4 meters.Maruko could only raise her face sadly, looking at the little giant in front of her.

"Ryota, you talk first."

"As for me, I will probably be like my sister, Diguang." He said it as a matter of course, "You are also like your brother?"

I shrugged: "Well, who knows." But in my heart, I silently put a big red cross on Diguang.

My little heart was wishful thinking, I should take the test to a place far, far away, as far away as possible, it is best to take the test to the end of the sky and the corner of the sea... Uh, it seems a little far away .All in all!Just stay away from Kise Ryota as much as possible!

After investigating for a few days, I set my sights on Kanagawa.It is said that it is near the sea, so I can enjoy the sea breeze, eat seafood like Sayuri who was called Mizuno Ami back then, and draw a few "囧" characters on the beach to pretend to be a literary girl.Besides, Tachikai is also in Kanagawa, maybe I can meet the legendary Yukimura Dai...

Just as I was sitting behind the green belt, holding a volunteer watch and nibbling on tomatoes, thinking about Yukimura's starry eyes, a delicate voice suddenly sounded behind me—"Kise-kun, please wait!"

When I heard Kise's name, I hurriedly lowered my body a little.Kise and another girl are very close, only a green belt away from me.Fortunately, although Xiaowanzi has a big head, but a small body, he hides deep, so he can't find it for a while.

"Kise-san, I like you very much—please date me!"

It was another old-fashioned confession scene, I reached out and picked my nose with my little finger, with a look of disdain on my face.Kise told me about this kind of thing no less than ten times, anyway, he would be rejected by the card issuer in the end, so I thought it was just listening to a radio drama with a tragic ending.

I heard Kise scratch his head, and said with some embarrassment: "Hey, Nakamura-san, I'm really sorry..."

I'm sorry again.Following Yinsang's example, I disdainfully flicked the strange object out of my fingertips, and shook my head.I told him a long time ago that you can play more tricks when rejecting girls.In addition to "good guy card" and "friend card" and so on, you can also play with some interesting things, such as "I am a gay", "I am the head of Mingjiao's jade girl" and so on...Of course, I also follow him Solemnly declare that you must not mention such novelty-hunting things as Tomato God.

That Nakamura-san was obviously not as calm as I was. Disappointed, he asked, "W-why—! Kise-san? You haven't promised a single confession from the girls over the years!"

It's normal!I changed from my little finger to my index finger, and continued to pick my nostrils regardless of my image.If I remember correctly, this should be the legendary elementary school. It is already scary that love letters are flying all over the sky in the elementary school.I suddenly foresee Kise's tragic future, his shoe cabinet must be full of love letters that smell of sweat and feet... I can't help but feel nauseous when I think that all those love letters will be returned to me in the end.

Kise hesitated before answering, the annoying girl began to suspect on her own: "...Is it that little ball! Could it be that Kise-san likes that little ball?"

Hey, hey, I should be Endo-san!I complained silently in my heart, but I couldn't help but concentrate and listen carefully, wanting to see what answer Kise gave.

Huang Lai obviously didn't expect him to ask such a question, he lowered his head and pondered silently for a while.His contemplation aroused the hearts of both of them. I tried my best to poke my head in the green belt, and I almost rushed out of the green belt.

After thinking for a long time, when my legs were slightly numb, he raised his head and replied, "No, this has nothing to do with Xiaowanzi, I didn't..."

"Huang! Seto! Cool! Too!" He hadn't finished his sentence, but was abruptly interrupted by my anger.He recognized my voice, turned around in horror, and met the tomato in my hand, "I'll paste your face with a tomato!"

Kise was blocked by the tomato and struggled for a long time.And I also took this opportunity to put on the appearance of a female man, put my hands on my hips, and said viciously to Nakamura: "My Liangtai is cursed by the Tomato God. What does it matter to you that you can't fall in love? Also, you are not allowed to call me 'Little Maruko', call me 'Endo-san'!"

Kise, who was behind him, worked hard for a long time and finally removed the tomato from his face. Just when his eyes saw light again, he suddenly felt a strong pulling force on his hand——I pulled him back directly left the classroom, leaving the Nakamura girl who was petrified on the spot and ignored her.

Dragging Kise back to the classroom, I threw him on the chair, crossed my hands like a shrew, but silently changed my mind——

I'm sorry, Yukimura-sama!I can't come to you anymore!

The kid in front of me is too hateful, since he doesn't like me, then I will use the power of Tomato God to make him insulated from peach blossoms from junior high school to high school!

The original volunteer form was crumpled into a ball and returned to the trash can. On my new volunteer form, I neatly wrote it with a pen-"Endo Yuka Teiko Middle School".

The author has something to say:

This chapter seems to have hacked a lot of animation orz

Wenbi really feeds the dog...