[Kuroko's basketball] Tomato balls

>>>[The distortion of human nature and the loss of morality. ]

Why are there so many weird phenomena in basketball games?

Why can I always see a row of white teeth floating in the air every night?

Why does the team manager not think about food and drink in front of a small popsicle stick all day long?

Who became the fifth person in the four-cornered love affair of Diguang?

Is all this a sexual outburst, or a hunger and helplessness?

Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?

Please pay attention to TeikoTV's moral observation column "Today's Diguang" at [-] o'clock tonight, let us follow the camera into the inner world of the perverts in the Teiko basketball team.

In the morning class, when the news was broadcast on the TV, I was leisurely drinking the tomato juice freshly squeezed by my father in the morning.The moment after the beautiful female narrator spoke, I was taken aback for a long time, and then the crimson juice splashed out of my mouth without reservation.Before Nanakusa, who was sitting in the front row of me, had time to react, a crimson flower bloomed on the white school uniform.

Akashi next to me raised his head indifferently, first wiped off the tomato juice that I accidentally splashed on his notebook with a napkin, and then firmly directed the students who were in a hurry to rush Nanakusa to the bathroom to change clothes.As the instigator, I was squeezed out by the people on the third floor and the third floor, and fell to my seat.I looked at the group of over-enthusiastic boys and girls, curled my lips calmly, and tugged at Akashi's sleeve: "Hey, your wife is about to be robbed."

"Insufficient success, more than failure." At first, I thought it was Akashi who was sincerely blaming himself and seriously reflecting on himself. After careful consideration, I finally realized that he simply ignored my kind reminder , just complaining about me seriously.

After the group of third-year seniors in the news department who were just looking for trouble to harm the cute school girls graduated, the TV station made such tricks again. "Sister Shiratori, does it mean that there are not enough wonderful things in this world?" I shook my head and sighed, and could only attribute all the crimes to the newly appointed director of the three popular TV stations.

However, in fact, this over-the-top TV commercial also indirectly reflects the increasingly subtle atmosphere of the basketball team recently.Ever since Momoi and I took Kise to the First Army as a new pet last time, the bushes at the entrance of the First Army have not stopped for a moment.Kise's fan base is too powerful, to use an inappropriate analogy - just like flies, even if you wave a charged electric racket, you still can't stop them from multiplying and growing.Even though some of our managers have said absolutely, "If you harass again, report it to the supervisor and deal with it", there are still a large group of women who want beautiful men but not futures repeatedly appear at the entrance of the basketball hall.After coming and going, everyone has become accustomed to the fan club of super popular models, and it has become familiar to me just like me.

When Kisei first joined the team, he still retained his usual pride and complacency, and was also very dissatisfied with his instructor Heizi Tetsu. However, God knows what happened during that time—it seemed that Momoi led him to a friendly match with Heizi and came back. Afterwards, not only did Kise change his face, but even Momoi greeted Kuroko every day like he was obsessed with him, and seemed to have forgotten what he once said to me, "I'm afraid of him."

"Mayue, what's the matter recently, Tiantian is in such a good mood?" Finally one day, in the laundry room, Xiaoya asked the doubts that had been accumulated in my heart all along.

"Huh?" Momoi turned her head with a smile, and tilted her head, "What did you just say, Xiaoya?" Her originally delicate and beautiful face now added a rose-like shyness.

Xiaoya sighed, and Xiaomei and I shook our heads again and again. "I'm asking—what's going on with you lately in May? Is this falling in love?"

Momoi was startled, and blinked on the spot holding the laundry basket in his hand.Xiaomei and I looked at each other and shrugged our shoulders. After all, the question was asked too directly, as a normal girl, I usually wouldn't answer it...

"Well, yes!"

...the answer...

Well, Momoi is not a normal girl.

However, this crisp answer seemed to detonate an atomic bomb in my mind.In an instant, a leaden gray mushroom cloud exploded above my heart, and my world was shrouded in endless darkness.

"Hey hey——? Who is it?" Xiaoya Xiaomei immediately surrounded her as if she had discovered the new world, and asked eagerly while she sighed, "Our May has finally opened up!"

"Hmm..." At this moment, Momoi looked a little like a normal girl, and began to shy away, "It's the one who just joined the club..."

The one who just joined the club? !

The clothes basket in my hand fell to the ground with a "snap", and the white and blue uniforms that had just been washed fell on the concrete floor without hesitation.There was no time for me to regret, my brain exploded with a "hum--", I strode forward and clasped Momoi's shoulders tightly, my voice was so trembling that even I couldn't recognize it: "Difficult, Is it difficult, difficult, is it true, is that kid Huang, Huang SE Ryota?"

I knew it!I knew he shouldn't be on the basketball team!

When I go back today, I must climb in through the window of his house while he is sleeping, drug him to death, hack him to death, torture him to death!

I cursed him to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets all his life!

"Wow—there are many rivals in love!" Xiaoya and Xiaomei shuddered when they thought of those terrifying fan clubs.

"Huh? What are you thinking! It's not Xiao Huang!" Momoi hurriedly waved her hands to clarify, "It's that person—that person, uh—it's Kuroko Tetsuya..." She smiled slightly, a little shy He said it, as if he was saying the sweetest oath.

The lively atmosphere that was still full of discussions just now quieted down instantly. I stared at Momoi's blushing cheeks expressionlessly, while Xiaoya and Xiaomei also looked at each other blankly.

"Mayue... your taste is really... outstanding and unique!" Finally, it was Xiaoya who twitched the corners of her mouth and concluded brilliantly.

"Well, of course! Azhe is super handsome." Momoi seemed to take this sentence as a compliment, cupped her cheeks in embarrassment, and said softly.

>>>[Come on, woof woof. ]

Momoi has someone he likes.

The person I like has someone I like.

The person I like is not me.

These cruel facts piled up in front of my eyes like mountains and seas, and it was really unbearable for me for a while.For the rest of the afternoon, I slumped on the table, feeling drained of all my strength, and feeling that my life was being deprived of meaning.

Just as I was humming listlessly, I suddenly received a light blow on the top of my head. The force was not heavy, but the sound was clear and loud, which made the students in the front row turn their heads.Nanakusa also shook her long light green hair and cast her eyes on me and the instigator, Akashi. I was covering my beaten head, frowning and staring at Akashi, but Akashi calmly put the 2B pencil, the tool of crime, as if it had nothing to do with him. pencil case.Nanakusa was at a loss about this situation, but she still smiled innocently: "Akashi-kun and Maruko-ko are so good!"

"Take class seriously!" I waved at her again and again, she stuck out her tongue and turned back.Seeing her focus on the class again, I turned my face and gave Akashi another white look: "It turns out that Luohua intends to be ruthless. Advisor, you are not so clever."

Before he finished speaking, he received another heavy blow on the head—this blow was heavy, but it was silent, and it could kill people invisible. "Take class seriously." There was no wave in his voice, making it hard to tell.

Until the afternoon basketball practice, I was still thinking listlessly of Momoi and Kuroko.Ever since I found out that Momoi had a crush on Kuroko, Tetsuya Kuroko, who used to be quite my favorite character, suddenly became subtle.During training, when I saw his thin and thin figure trying to chase the tall and burly players, and was sweating profusely, even if I wanted to hate him as much as I hated Haizaki, I couldn't make up my mind.

As soon as the training was over, Momoi swayed her cherry-colored ponytail and handed a bottle of mineral water to Heizi, while Aomine unscrupulously lifted up his clothes and wiped the sweat from his forehead, shouting, "Hey, May It's not fair! Why is Tetsuya the only one who has mineral water?" Kise, who was behind Aomine, followed suit and shouted a few times.

"It's so noisy. If you want to drink, just grab it." Suddenly, there was a gust of cold wind behind him, and in a flash, the unopened mineral water in Heizi's hand fell into Huizaki's hand, and half a bottle was consumed in the blink of an eye. Has been lowered.Haizaki smacked his lips nonchalantly, and grinned at Aomine and Kise who were beside him: "You think so, Daiki, Ryota?"

"Oh..." Qingfeng replied in a dull manner, while Huang Lai's eyes became much colder in an instant.

"Haisaki practiced again today?" I puffed my cheeks and stepped forward to kick Huizaki's ass.

"Hey——! It's getting less and less cute, little Agumon!" Haizaki wasn't angry at all, he just caught up with the first-year junior high school freshman in a good mood, and he doesn't care too much about girls these days.He rubbed the place where he was kicked, and with the other hand he rubbed my hair nonchalantly.Then, he raised the corner of his mouth towards Kise, "How is it, Ryota? Do you want oneonone?"

"Wow, woof, woof?" Before I could figure out what it meant, Kise stood up, her sweaty head raised high, as if she had accepted the challenge: "Come on, I'm just waiting for you, Xiangwu-kun .”

A ferocious smile crossed the corner of Haizaki's mouth.

Everyone on the basketball team moved away from the center court, while Haizaki dribbled the ball, walking like flying.The ball hit the ground echoing in the void above the gymnasium, running shoes scraped against the varnished ground, heavy panting and sweat slid off.Kise stretched out his hand to stop Haizaki's savage goal in the air, but he missed it like that, and fell heavily to the ground.He reached out to cover his calf and bit his lip tightly.

Without thinking, I threw down the recording board in my hand and rushed forward to support him, then raised my head and gave Haizaki a look: "Hey, Haizaki! Don't bully the rookies!"

"Tsk, the level is really bad!" Haizaki shook his head, showing the glory and pride of the winner, his appearance of the winner completely angered Kise, Kise stood up and broke away from my support He waved his hand and wanted to punch Haizaki.Haizaki is obviously more experienced in fighting than basketball, he easily dodged the fist, and the moment he lowered his head, he stabbed Kise's abdomen firmly with an uppercut from below.Huang Lai was stunned for a second, then took a helpless step back, and slowly squatted on the ground, clutching her stomach.

"Haisaki, don't bully our Ryota!" I stomped my feet angrily, and rushed forward to fight him desperately, and many basketball players behind me began to criticize Haizaki.And Huizaki has long been tired of hearing everyone's gossip about him, he reached out and grabbed my wrist easily, and smiled with the corner of his mouth: "'Our Ryota'? Yo, it seems that the little Badamon and Ryota have a very close relationship ah?"

I waved my hand vigorously, but my wrist couldn't escape Haizaki's control.Kise, who was collapsed on the ground, was lifted up by Midorima, although he couldn't move his body, but his eyes were tightly clutching Haizaki's hand, as if he could spew out fire at any time.

"Enough, Haizaki, enough is enough." The steady voice has the power to penetrate everything.We, who were in the center of the melee, turned our heads in unison——in the backlight, Akashi's face remained calm.He took a step forward, stood still in front of Haizaki, and ordered in a calm but irresistible voice: "Let her go."

"Tch——" Haizaki pursed his lips, and let go of my wrist like he was throwing away trash. After being free, I immediately hid behind Akashi, staring at him with disgust, "Seijuro, you don't care. Really wide."

Akashi curled the corners of his lips calmly, and said, "This is my obligation—from today, I will replace the former captain of Hongcun Xiujian as the captain of the Teiko Middle School basketball team."

"Huh?" Not only Haizaki, but almost everyone in the room let out an exclamation of doubt.It's not that I doubt Akashi's ability, but I just feel that the day of parting with Captain Hongcun has come so quickly, which makes people caught off guard.

"It's boring." Haizaki shrugged impatiently, "It doesn't matter whoever is the captain."

At that time, I noticed the cold light in Akashi's eyes when he looked at Haizaki.

The author has something to say:

It's almost time to enter the feature film. After all, everyone who is a miracle has gathered.

Congratulations to Maruko for breaking up her relationship, and I also want to praise Erhuang and Haizaki for causing trouble on the basketball team, which made Maruko no time to think about the shitty things about her broken relationship...

The "Senior Shiratori" that Teiko TV Chibi Maruko complained about at the beginning is actually a supporting role (background role?) in my recent joint article.The joint article will be serialized after the end of this one, so stay tuned w

But this world and that world are in parallel time and space. → → I won’t say anything about bumping into Xipi

In addition, light a candle for Haizaki, the red team was so unhappy because Chibi Maruko said it hit his inner pain, so he shot sosad~