King of 25 Cubs

"Did you shave your eyebrows yourself?"

In the chief's office, Alice pulled Akutagawa to ask questions.

"I don't know if I shaved it before, but I just confirmed that I have eyebrows."

Alice tiptoed to take a closer look, and exclaimed: "It really is! It's just too obvious."

After finishing her eyebrows, the little loli began to wonder about his hair again: "Then your hair is highlighted? It looks very trendy, Lin Taro~ I want to dye my hair too~"

"My sister said it was natural." Akutagawa paused, and turned his head to look at me: "But the senior said that this is a young man with gray hair, and Mr. Dazai was worried about it."

"I don't like Osamu Dazai." Alice curled her lips, and continued to ask: "Are you wearing a small dress under the windbreaker? It's pretty pretty."

Akutagawa said solemnly: "It's not that I want to wear women's clothes, but I just tell you from the remaining memories, so that maybe I can get Mr. Dazai's approval."

I:"……"

Chief Mori raised his eyebrows: "Akutagawa-kun's brain is finally completely broken?"

"As you can see." With a sad expression on my face, I said to the leader, "Akutagawa has lost his memory."

"I remember Akutagawa-kun is Dazai-kun's subordinate, where is Dazai-kun?"

I touched my nose in embarrassment: "Mr. Dazai said he didn't want to see Akutagawa's face for a week, so he stuffed him to me."

"Oh?" Chief Mori asked with interest: "Did Akutagawa-kun do anything?"

I cleared my throat and started from the beginning: "This thing is like this..."

Although Akutagawa lost his memory, he inexplicably remembered a lot about Dazai.

In fact, it’s okay to remember Dazai, after all, Dazai saved this rabid dog that didn’t bark, brought him back to the port of Mafia, and gave him a new direction in life.

The problem is, besides some regular preferences, such as Mr. Dazai's coffee "is iced but no ice cubes, a lot of creamer, double sugar, no caffeine", etc., he also remembers a lot of useless crap.

As long as you go to the toilet hand in hand, you can become friends;

Anything can be recognized as long as the size is compared.

The child even said seriously to Dazai: "Mr. Dazai, do you have the honor to invite you to go to the bathroom together?"

——The sentence pattern Dazai used to flirt with the younger sister was still used.

Dazai paused, turned his head and looked at him coldly: "What did you say?"

A normal person should be able to receive the danger signal at this time and avoid the source of danger, but Akutagawa doesn't, he can't read the air.

"Don't worry, I must be older than Senior Matilda, so... Puff!"

Just like that, after being beaten up, Akutagawa was thrown to me by Dazai.

"This is a bit troublesome," Mori Ogai crossed his fingers and propped his chin, and said with some distress: "What did the doctor say? Can the memory be restored?"

"The doctor said, it depends." I said dejectedly, "And Akutagawa doesn't even remember how to use his own abilities."

——Forget the power, forget the sister, forget yourself, just remember Dazai, what is it if this is not true love? !

My heart is roaring.

Chief Sen thought for a moment, then decided: "Then please Matilda-kun to take care of him for the time being."

"Boss, please arrange a task for me, so that I can confidently return Akutagawa to Mr. Dazai!"

"But Mr. Matilda, he was injured and lost his memory when he was on vacation with you. You should bear most of the responsibility."

Coincidentally, Chief Mori asked me to take care of the child for the same reason as Dazai!

Damn, but I can't refute it yet.

If that's the case, then I can only—

"Boss, I want to ask for leave!"

"reason?"

I sank into my dantian and yelled, "My long-distance girlfriend is pregnant, and I'm going to get married. Port Mafia should have marriage leave and maternity leave, right?"

"..." Chief Mori tried his best to maintain a smile: "A long-distance relationship is pregnant, are you sure you want to be a father? And Matilda-kun, I don't think Chuya-kun has the function of having children."

"?!!"

I was dumbfounded.

"Wait, boss, what are you talking about?"

"Isn't it Mr. Chuya?" Morisou tilted his head, and said slowly: "I heard that you lost contact after the avalanche, and he contacted me very anxiously, asking to save you."

Chief Mori paused, and continued: "Although I reminded Mr. Chuya that you must be already...but he still insists on saving you and refuses to give up no matter what."

The smile on Mori's leader's lips deepened a bit: "Matilda-kun, when Akutagawa-kun recovers, I will allow you to ask for leave to find Chuya-kun on business, how about it?"

I was stunned.

"Boss, you are such a good man!"

I rushed to the desk excitedly, and said gratefully: "You are the reincarnated moon old man, sex-turned matchmaker, the Japanese God of Love Cupid—"

Chief Mori clenched his fist, covered his lips and coughed lightly: "Matilda-kun, you'd better go out...and take Akutagawa-kun away by the way."

"No, leader, I haven't fully expressed my admiration for you like a surging river, listen to me—"

"If I don't go out again, I will regret it."

I shut up wisely, for fear that Chief Sen would take back his order.

I didn't realize it until I left the chief's office. He gave me a vacation and agreed to let me go to Zhongya Zhongyuan. From another perspective, I thought it was just to let me change the map and work overtime for free!

Hmph, this scheming Zhou Paipi!

Forget it, I am very happy to see Chuya Nakahara, but Akutagawa's current state makes me very troubled.

Memory is a metaphysical thing, and doctors say "it depends on fate", so I definitely have no better way.

Do you want to smash Akutagawa's head again?

Better leave it, he is too poor.

I pulled Akutagawa's back collar and walked forward. When I passed the "corridor gossip corner" of the Mafia members at the port, I suddenly heard my name——

"Master Matilda and Mr. Dazai should not be just a matter of size."

"Isn't there such a guess?"

"But it was all rumors before, but now it's real!"

"How to say?"

"Mr. Dazai's direct subordinate, Akutagawa, you know? He invited Mr. Dazai to go to the bathroom together, and he also reassured Mr. Dazai that he was older than Matilda, and Mr. Dazai would be satisfied."

"Fuck! Is it so explosive?!" The listener screamed in a low voice, and urged: "Then, what's Mr. Dazai's reaction?"

"All I know is that Akutagawa was beaten. It seems that Mr. Dazai is very dissatisfied."

"That's Master Matilda's strength."

"Yeah, Matilda-sama is amazing! After riding Mr. Chuya's concubine, Mr. Nakaya didn't get angry, and even made that Mr. Dazai 'the sea was too difficult for water', and he never forgets his 'big weapon' ever since. "

"Tsk tsk tsk, the universe is the strongest."

I:"……"

Alas, in this icy port Mafia full of yellow storms, only Mr. Nakaya still has a little warmth.

After get off work, I took out my wallet to see things and think about people... No, when I took out my wallet to go to the supermarket to buy vegetables, he sent me a message.

【Are you there? 】

I stopped and typed immediately: [As long as my brother looks good, I'll be there as soon as I hear you. 】

When this sentence became "read", Zhong Yuanzhong also called directly.

There was a bit of a smile in his voice: "It's all nonsense."

"Praise you for looking good." I said seriously, "Aren't you happy?"

There was silence on the other side.

Just when I felt uneasy that the other party didn't like to be praised for his appearance and wanted to say a few words to make amends, I heard Zhong Yuan's voice as small as a mosquito: "Happy."

It turned out to be shy.

He can be really shy.

I was secretly happy, but on the surface I asked seriously: "Why did you take the initiative to call me?"

After a pause for a few seconds, I said in a long voice, "Did you miss me?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little bit annoyed: "I'm not—"

I interrupted him with a smile: "I'm very happy, because I happened to miss you."

Although we haven't officially established a relationship, it doesn't mean we can't flirt with him!

The person on the other side seemed to be choking, and suddenly coughed.

I didn't tease him anymore, and waited until he finished coughing before asking him, "Seriously, what can Mr. Chuya want from me?"

The other party was silent for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Can't I find you if I have nothing to do?"

My eyes widen instantly.

"You mean—"

"I miss you too." He spoke quickly and vaguely.Then he quickly asked me: "Passing through the commercial street, I saw a store that many girls like. If you have any gift you want, tell me, and I will bring it to you when I go back."

"I……"

It was as if fireworks were going off in my head, an impulse stuck in my throat, and it took me a long time to find my own voice: "The gift I want is Mr. Chuya."

After speaking, I hung up the phone directly.

I squatted on the ground covering my face, and murmured: "I suddenly feel that he also likes me a little bit."

To be able to give such a response, does it mean that I am not a shaved head?

Probably because I was in a good mood, I was extremely happy when packing up the mackerel I bought.

I promised Dazai to invite him to dinner before, and I set the place in my dormitory. After all, Toru Amuro lives downstairs in my house, so it would be bad for the two of them to meet.

Although I don't live here much, the daily necessities are very complete, and the equipped kitchen is definitely no problem to cook a table of hard dishes.

It's just that Dazai doesn't seem to be very satisfied with this tough dish.

He looked at the miso-boiled mackerel, salt-roasted mackerel, mackerel sashimi, mackerel sushi, pan-fried mackerel, braised mackerel, sweet and sour mackerel on the table... Finally he raised his head and glanced at Akutagawa and Xiaoyin who were sitting beside him.

Dazai blinked his eyes, and said quietly: "Actually, you don't have to be so tactful, if you want to eat me up, just say it, I'll take it off right now—"

I took off my apron, rolled it in my hand, and said to Dazai in a dark voice: "If you dare to take off your clothes here, I will strip you and Akutagawa naked and throw them out the window together!"

Not knowing what to think of, Xiaoyin, a big-hearted child, covered his mouth and began to sneer again.

Probably my threat worked, Dazai didn't make any more mistakes, and even praised the delicious dishes I made.

Watching him eat the "similar" one bite at a time, I actually felt an inexplicable sense of refreshment.

A week later, Akutagawa still hadn't recovered his memory, and I saw a live broadcast on the Internet——

"Hey, isn't this Mr. Clown?"

The white clown faces the camera, next to an iron pot bigger than him.

"All old irons, I greet you in a mess. First of all, I would like to ask you a question: How many steps does it take to put yourself into an iron pot for stewing."

He raised his finger:

"The first step is to find a cauldron."

"The second step is to set up the pot and boil the water."

"Step three, jump into the pot."

With a "plop", Mr. Clown jumped into the pot.

"I love to take a bath and have good skin, oh oh oh~"

He splashed with water and sang happily.

After singing a song, he put his arms on the side of the pot and gave a thumbs up to the camera: "Old irons, remember to double-click to like 666~"

I:"……"

Coincidentally, after a while, I saw a similar live broadcast.

Wearing a private suit, Suehiro Tieshang stood next to the big iron pot, and said to the camera expressionlessly: "Today I will broadcast a live broadcast of stewed noodles in an iron pot."

He left the front of the camera and came back soon, holding up the wild chrysanthemum tied into a caterpillar with both hands like lifting weights, and threw it into the pot mercilessly.

"I would like to warn all the children here to keep their word and be an honest and good boy. Don't think about losing a bet and running away."

Su Guang sat on the side of the pot with a big horse, and whenever Tiao Ye Caiju jumped out of the pot, he would step on him again.

"Look, I can't run away."

I:"???"

I didn't know, so I liked it and left a comment of "666".

There were human snowboards in the front, and teammates stewed in iron pots in the back. You hounds really know how to play.

The author has something to say:

In the column "Widowed Relationship", the copy has been changed, and now it is "He is so fragrant after being blocked by Zhongye", the copy is as follows——

Zhao Shan Jingshui recently fell in love with a little brother, although he is a little short and dark, but he is super good-looking.

So Chaoshan Jingshui decided to tease him!

Her best friend gave her an idea: "Men know men best, you go to the dating app to chat with men casually, and then copy the most seductive things they say to the person you want to flirt with."

There is such a wonderful way? !

Chao Shan Jingshui listened to the nonsense of his best friend, and met a person named "Today I want to die for love in a clear and clear way" on a dating app.

·

Zhong Yuanzhong also recently met a netizen.

He felt that the other party was teasing him.

What irritated him the most was that the tone of the netizen's speech sounded like a certain bastard mackerel.

[Mr. Chuya, please die with me! 】

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

What kind of bad luck is this? ! !

★The story of Nakaya’s initial blockade and then Zhenxiang’s

★Cute heroine, love cookies