King of 25 Cubs

The handsome boy in bandages was walking in the alley unnoticed, with a book in his hand, reading as he walked.

"Tai-zai-rule-!!!"

A violent roar came from far away, the boy turned his head in a daze, and saw a black "cannonball" "fired" towards him at super high speed.

He squatted down deftly and easily, dodging the deadly flying kick of the "cannonball", but dodging the first blow, but not the second.

The fist wind swept across, Dazai Osamu folded his arms, he was not injured, but he still flew upside down.

"Cough cough cough...it's Zhongye."

Dazai patted the ashes on his clothes, stood up and took a closer look, and found that the short black "cannonball" was still carrying a "luggage".

He narrowed his eyes slightly.

Zhong Yuan also let go of his "luggage", raised his wallet to Dazai, and said angrily, "When did you steal it?"

The so-called "luggage" is nothing but me.

The reason why I use this kind of non-first-person perspective to describe the above scene is because... I feel that I am about to be thrown out of my body by Zhongya Zhongyuan.

10 minutes ago, the two of us were sitting in a ramen restaurant.

His sea-like blue eyes were full of anger, and he asked me coldly: "Where did you get this wallet?"

Before I could react for a while, Zhong Yuan grabbed my collar. He stared at me aggressively and repeated every word: "I ask you, where did you come from?!"

I blinked my eyes, of course it was stealing Dazai... Grass? ! !

Osamu Dazai, good you Osamu Dazai! ! !

At this moment, I am blessed to the soul.

Isn't this Osamu Dazai's wallet?Judging by Zhongya Nakahara's attitude, I guess the wallet belongs to him?

Woohoo, so angry!

It was not easy to meet such an interesting person, and the perfect plan to gain favorability was destroyed by a bandage monster who was not there.

Very good, Osamu Dazai, you are dead!

I closed my eyes and yelled out in one breath: "I stole it! That man is wearing a black windbreaker, his hair is disheveled, and his eyes are wrapped in bandages!"

"Dazai that bastard!"

Zhong Yuanzhong gritted his teeth and choked out such a sentence, let go of my collar, grabbed the wallet with his hands, turned around and left.

"Hey, sir!"

I hurriedly chased after him: "Is the wallet yours? You know who that person is, right? If you want to beat him up, can you bring me one?"

"Huh?" Zhongyuan Zhong also turned around, noticed my bright eyes, and his expression eased a bit, but he still looked unhappy: "I haven't settled with you yet? What's the matter with stealing the wallet?"

I can't say that I predicted in advance that Dazai would skip the order.

So I drooped my head and muttered in a low voice: "Just... just short of money, seeing that he is well dressed, I thought he was a rich man."

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted coldly.

"You were tricked, and the things in your pocket were stolen. That guy couldn't have noticed."

As he said that, Zhong Yuanzhong also squinted his eyes and looked at me: "Do you have any trouble with him? Otherwise, why would he cheat you?"

I thought about it, and said with a bitter face: "There must be no deep hatred, but he asked me to die for love, and I didn't agree."

"Pfft...cough cough cough!"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also choked, he cleared his throat, and his sympathetic eyes fell on me: "You are also quite pitiful."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm so pitiful~" I dragged my voice and said excitedly: "So are you going to beat him? Take me there, I can help you video."

"You wait a moment."

Zhong Yuan also made a phone call. After hanging up, he frowned and said to me with a bad expression: "I know where Dazai is. It's not far away. Are you sure you want to come with me?"

"Going to go!"

"Then shut your mouth, clench your teeth, and don't bite your tongue."

After Zhongyuan Zhongya finished speaking, he picked up my back collar and flew over the eaves and walls to two streets away in a few seconds.

... No, you are not taller than me, why do you always pull my collar?You have to raise your arms when pulling, aren't you tired?

Then came the opening scene.

"Isn't this Matilda~" Dazai greeted me enthusiastically: "I haven't seen you for a while, you stole into Takaho Yuka—"

"you shut up!!!"

I growled angrily.

[Host, you don't care about pretending to be a gangster in women's clothing and rushing on the street, why do you care about Dazai mentioning the X thief in public? 】

"Can Matilda and Takaho Yuka be the same?"

I said earnestly and earnestly: "Matilda is shameless, Takaho Yuka is even more shameless! Can Matilda disgrace her goddess? Absolutely not!"

As a professional fine score, of course, we must always keep in mind the personality.

Licking to the end, everything!

"Also, Nakahara Nakata seems to be a pure and good boy. The outstanding young people in Yokohama who are beautiful in the hearts of the citizens should not know about those strange things!"

[At this time, you are losing face again? 】

I ignored the system.

On the other side, Zhong Yuanzhong also asked at a loss: "What are you stealing? Wait, you are really a habit of stealing!"

"Chuya, let me tell you, Matilda is actually—"

"Ah, Mr. Dazai!" I interrupted him again with an aggrieved face: "Let me treat you to dinner!"

"What charades are you playing?" Zhong Yuanzhong also looked more confused, and turned to me: "Hey, have you been kidnapped by him? Just blink if you are kidnapped."

I blinked pitifully.

I have to say that Chuya Nakahara is really a good person, and he is indeed an outstanding young man who touched Yokohama.

Because I was worried that the weak, pitiful and helpless kitten would be bullied by the mackerel full of bad water, I invited Dazai to dinner, and out of nowhere it became Chuya Nakahara invited me and Dazai to dinner.

As a result, Dazai refused with a few words, and the meal turned into a super high-end and super expensive restaurant in Chinatown for no reason.

I suddenly realized that Dazai might have done it on purpose.

·

Restaurant lobby——

I turned around and glanced at Chuya Nakahara, who was fiddling with his mobile phone, who was supposed to be dealing with work, and then glanced at Dazai, who was lying on the side of the service desk, who was also looking very busy, who was chatting up a beautiful shop assistant.

I thought for a while, and leaned over to Chuya Nakahara.

"Sir, if you hear any news about me from Dazai in the future, don't believe it."

I lowered my voice and said solemnly: "What do you want to know, don't listen to others, just ask me."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked up blankly.

Seemingly noticing the gaze of the two of us, Dazai turned his head and waved his hand with a smile, and motioned to the shop assistant: "This beauty said that she can give us a plate of watermelon for free~"

I looked at the lady clerk who was covering her face shyly with a little heart on her head, and then at Osamu Dazai who was doing a good job, my eyes became complicated.

Let's not talk about how he is, but just looking at his face, it's quite easy to use.

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a "tsk", and looked away without any surprise.

"I said, what the hell are you two doing? Forget it, I don't care. If there is any problem, you can solve it yourself, don't let me get involved."

He said he didn't care, but he just followed him.

"Don't worry, I won't disturb you rashly." I rested my chin on one hand and said with a smile, "However, if I really encounter something that I can't handle, can I ask you for help?"

"Huh? Are we just strangers?" Zhong Yuanzhong also showed dissatisfaction: "Do you know who I am? Do you know what I do? How can you ask for help from people you don't know? What if I am a bad person?" Do it? Give me some caution in my words and deeds!"

——What if I am a bad person?Give me some discretion in words and deeds!

That's what he said when I first met him.

"But I don't think sir is a bad person." I said to him very seriously, "Sir, you are the most caring person I have ever met."

Zhong Yuanzhong also coughed lightly, and pressed the brim of his hat, but unfortunately the brim of the hat couldn't cover the slightly red tips of his ears.

He didn't even take off the hat to eat.

"That's not okay, I'm usually very busy!"

"Huh—?" I let down my face in disappointment: "Can't you even give some benefits to your future colleagues?"

"Future colleague?" Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Do you want to join the port Mafia?"

"Yes." I said with a smile: "Sir, you are also from the port of Mafia, right? I will follow you from now on, okay?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also stunned for a moment, and then said disapprovingly: "Are you kidding, you have to start from the bottom, we are not a department."

"I will work hard!"

I immediately straightened my face and said solemnly: "When I get a higher position and have the right to choose independently, I will take the initiative to apply to be transferred to the same department as my husband.

Then the corners of his lips curled up again: "Sir, don't hate me when the time comes."

When it comes to brushing favorability, I am a professional~

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at me for a few seconds, and looked away a little embarrassedly: "Oh, then you go on."

"You're joining Port Mafia?"

Dazai came back with a plate of watermelon.

"Yeah, I—"

I turned my head, and my voice suddenly paused.

Dazai's expression at this moment was too strange.

He stood by the table, looking down at me from a high position, his face still had that indiscriminate expression of joy and anger, but his dark pupils were like the last struggle of a drowning person before his death.

Calm yet desperately struggling.

"do not go……"

Faint like a gasp.

I blinked suspiciously.

Dazai seemed to have reacted suddenly, and looked away all of a sudden, with a disgusted tone: "Although I don't really want to see you at the port Mafia, I can't control your legs either."

He dragged out his chair and sat down, his voice was neither high nor low, and the speed of his speech was neither too fast nor too slow, but there was an inexplicable sense of oppression.

"Try it if you dare."

The smile on my lips gradually faded.

"Do you threaten me?"

"I won't do unnecessary things."

The moment he said those words, the boy's eyes showed a somewhat childlike expression as if he was about to cry.

But probably my eyes were dazzled, and in the blink of an eye, he was back to his previous dark appearance.

"Even if I don't do anything, Port Mafia is not just anyone's place to come."

Nakahara Chuya looked at Dazai and then at me, not quite understanding why the atmosphere suddenly became stiff.

"I say--"

Before I could speak halfway, my phone rang suddenly.

I don't know the number, so I swipe down to answer in doubt.

Opposite is a nice female voice:

"Excuse me, is this Miss Matilda? I saw your information on the 'dokidoki same-sex dating website' and I am very interested. When can we meet?"

"..." I said blankly, "I'm sorry, you made a mistake."

As soon as he looked up, he saw Dazai who was smiling but not smiling, and Nakahara Chuya who was stunned.

"You... so you like this one."

Nakahara Chuya spoke in a difficult tone, and comforted me with a touch of emotion: "Port Mafia is quite tolerant of the members' personalities, so you don't have to worry about being bullied because of your orientation."

I:"……"

Toru Amuro, whether you are a policeman or not, I will fight against you! ! !

·

This phone call revived the frozen atmosphere.

It was hard to describe the meal process afterwards, the two people were probably natural rivals, they almost didn't overturn the dining table when they got together.

However, I think the main blame lies with Dazai.

Changed the boiled water in Zhongyuan Zhongye's cup with Laobaigan; clamored to add dish soap to the dishes; robbed Zhongyuan Zhongye and me of food, and every time his eyes fell on something, before he picked up his chopsticks, he would caught away...

Now, his gaze was fixed on the watermelon fruit plate again, and he secretly stretched out his evil hand.

The fruit plate was instantly cut off by me.

I quickly licked each piece of watermelon, raised my eyebrows, and put the fruit plate back on the table triumphantly.

"Are you still robbing?" I asked Dazai with a smile.

Dazai's smile froze, and he said wearily, "...nothing."

Zhong Yuanzhong also patted the table angrily: "Why am I also unlucky? What did I do wrong? Ah?!"

Like a winner, I sat on a large plate of melon and took a bite.

Well, it's delicious!

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感谢在2020-01-1717:54:39~2020-01-1818:07:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 year;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Qi Qingrong 5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!