I, a scumbag, only flirt, not marry [Quick Transmigration]

Click, click.

Vintage sitting wooden clock with heavy walking needles.

It took a long time for Xu Tinglan to say "no" before Gu Shuofeng chuckled and put down the white porcelain teacup in his hand.

"The old man and the old lady should be back tomorrow, right? No, it's already past 12 o'clock, should they be back today?"

Although I'm not sure what Xu Tinglan wants to do for a while, but you threatened me with the IOU, and I threatened the old man. Given the importance Xu Tinglan attaches to the old man, I shouldn't be in a hurry to embarrass her...right?

The successive miscalculations made Gu Shuofeng doubt his own judgment for the first time.

But it doesn't matter, Xu Tinglan alone is impossible to trap her.

Or maybe Xu Tinglan brought her here in the middle of the night just to scare her?

Xu Tinglan glanced at the teacup she put down, and smiled softly and gracefully.

"Why don't you drink tea? The suburbs are not as good as the city, and the summer is also very cool, especially in the past two days when the weather is bad and the cold is a little bit heavier. Drink some hot tea to drive away, so as not to get sick."

"In the middle of the night, what kind of tea do you drink? Aren't you afraid you won't be able to sleep at night?"

Gu Shuofeng put his left leg on top of his right leg, resting his elbow on the armrest, resting his other hand casually on his leg, tapping his fingertips on his knee regularly like playing a piano.

Xu Tinglan took a sip of her tea, "It's almost four o'clock, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight, so it's better to drink some refreshment."

Four o'clock, there are only four hours left until eight o'clock, and there are few cars in the middle of the night. It took Xu Tinglan three hours to go all the way without hindrance. If she doesn't solve Xu Tinglan's side quickly, I'm afraid she won't be able to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate at eight o'clock. .

Although it doesn't matter if Wang Jianfei's pigeons are released, Gu Shuofeng doesn't like to have his plans disrupted, especially in the past few days when they have been disrupted one after another.

Gu Shuofeng stopped making detours and said straightforwardly, "What do you want to bring me here?"

Xu Tinglan took another sip of tea, "I've already said, I'll bring you here to live here, and this will be our home from now on."

"I'm afraid it's not suitable. After all, it's too far away from the city. I'm afraid I'll be late for work every day."

"Don't worry about work."

Xu Tinglan said lightly: "Don't you happen to like painting too? You will be my assistant, and all the money I earn will be your salary. You don't need to be exposed to wind and rain, and you still have such a large space to control freely. You can do anything, just dig a swimming pool in the yard, you can sleep until you wake up naturally every day, no one will rush you, and you don’t have to worry about being late at all.”

After finishing speaking, Xu Tinglan leaned towards her, picked up the porcelain cup she put on the coffee table, and handed it to her again.

"Drink some, or I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on."

Gu Shuofeng glanced at the teacup. It was covered with a porcelain white tea lid, and the tea nose was round, reflecting the crystal lamp above his head with a bright glow.

She glanced at Xu Tinglan again, she had girlish white and thin skin, double eyelids folded just right, the eyes under the double eyelids were crystal clear, beautiful, but she couldn't see to the end.

Gu Shuofeng had a vague premonition, but she really couldn't connect that premonition with Xu Tinglan.

Xu Tinglan is such a pure, beautiful and kind person, how could she do such a thing?

Hatred can indeed change a person's personality drastically, but Xu Tinglan is different, she has a reference.

In the original plot, the old man was paralyzed by anger, and Xu Tinglan was able to let go of her hatred and go away in the end. She just cheated Xu Tinglan of money that she didn't care much about, so how could it be possible to force her to such a point?

Of course, momentary resentment is inevitable, otherwise, the hatred value will not be 100, but no matter what, it is impossible to surpass the old man.

Even if emotional betrayal is added, it will not reach that point. After all, there is still Wang Jianfei as a reference. Wang Jianfei also betrayed Xu Tinglan in the original plot, and it was still a six-year relationship. Almost negligible.

She must be thinking too much, it is impossible for Xu Tinglan to have that kind of thought.

Gu Shuofeng regained his composure, only wanting to make a quick decision.

"I don't like tea, it's too bitter, I only like sweet ones."

Xu Tinglan closed her eyes and nodded slightly, "That's right, it's indeed a bit bitter, but it's okay, there's honey at home, I'll add some for you to make sure it's sweet."

Xu Tinglan got up and went to the kitchen, but Gu Shuofeng reached out and grabbed her.

"I don't want to drink tea, let's stop playing around, I know I'm sorry for you, but people don't want to kill themselves, I love Wang Jian... oh!!!"

Xu Tinglan suddenly turned around and covered her mouth!Squeeze to death!One hand was not enough and the other hand pressed up!It covered her so that she was lying on the sofa chair, with the back of her head resting on the armrest, her legs were barely in place, and one foot was hanging in the air!

she!What does she want to do? ! !

Gu Shuofeng grabbed Xu Tinglan's hand several times, but he couldn't!

Xu Tinglan gritted her teeth tightly, her jaw line was tense, bloodshot eyes appeared layer by layer, her arms were stretched straight, not only her arms were exerting force, but her whole body was pressing down. For a moment, Gu Shuofeng even felt that she wanted to directly Suffocate yourself!

However, Xu Tinglan only covered her for a few seconds, and quickly withdrew her hand, and quickly adjusted herself, stretched out her hand to pull her up, and gently helped her hang her messy hair behind her ears.

"Look at you, don't pay attention to what you say, don't say these things I don't like to hear in the future, I'll get you honey."

Looking at her gracefully leaving figure, Gu Shuofeng rubbed his sore mouth. The ominous premonition intensified, but she still couldn't believe it.

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This series of ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, seemed like a network delay, they were all crowded together, making Gu Shuofeng upset.

Although it is not network delay, but energy delay, but the meaning is similar.

I looked at the time of the first reminder message, it was on the way here, when she just fell asleep.

The second one was a few minutes before she woke up.

The third one is that she just entered this western-style building, or it may be that she didn't drink the tea when Xu Tinglan handed it over.

And the last one was just now!

She just said that she loves Wang Jianfei, but before she could finish, Xu Tinglan exploded.

This kind of Xu Tinglan made Gu Shuofeng feel strange and at the same time overly familiar.

She rubbed her temples to get rid of the woman in her mind that shouldn't be there.

No, no, impossible.

Xu Tinglan is an independent living body. Even if the soul is mixed with other fragments, it still takes Xu Tinglan's soul as the main body. This is an unchangeable fact, just like human beings must breathe to survive.

No matter how similar Xu Tinglan looked to that woman at that moment, it couldn't be that woman.

Xu Tinglan took out the jar of honey, lifted the lid of her cup, scooped out a spoonful and added it.

"Is it enough?" Xu Tinglan looked sideways at her.

Gu Shuofeng pursed his lips and didn't speak, he didn't want to cooperate with her to act in love.

Xu Tinglan smiled nonchalantly, scooped out another spoonful and added it, and stirred together with the spoon a few times.

"This is jujube honey. It's very sweet. If you add too much, I'm afraid you won't be able to drink it."

Putting the spoon aside, screwing on the lid of the honey jar, Xu Tinglan handed over the teacup again, without the lid, and handed it directly to her lips.

"Try it."

A gentle smile, elegant and kind, if not for the darkness at the bottom of the eyes is too deep, it would be impeccable.

Gu Shuofeng looked at Xu Tinglan complicatedly, and pushed the cup away with his hand.

"I won't return the money to you. I've been poor all my life, and I don't want to spend the rest of my life working so hard for those few dollars and ten cents. If you want to sue me, you can sue me. I don't mind dragging your dad along. "

The smile on Xu Tinglan's lips gradually dissipated, and she looked at her expressionlessly.

"Even if you are a fish, how do you know that my dad must be that net?"

Clicking, turning around and putting down the teacup, Xu Tinglan picked up the cup she drank before, and handed it to Gu Shuofeng's lips again.

"It seems that you don't like honey very much, so why not just drink mine? It's actually not that bitter, so don't scare yourself."

Gu Shuofeng pursed his lips and looked at her without moving.

"Xu Tinglan, let's not waste any more time. If we can't agree, it's easier to just sue me."

Xu Tinglan ignored her words, turned around and sat back in her original seat.

"Sorry, I just remembered that pregnant women are not suitable for drinking tea."

Without waiting for Gu Shuofeng to answer, Xu Tinglan picked up another teacup on the table, picked up the thermos bottle and poured half of it.

"If you can't drink tea, then drink plain water. In summer, you need to drink more water, otherwise it will be very bad for the baby."

While speaking, Baishui was handed to Gu Shuofeng.

Pregnant?Baby?

Gu Shuofeng felt a weird feeling in his heart, which was too complicated to describe, but it was not a comfortable feeling for her, as if... Xu Tinglan didn't care that she was pregnant with Wang Jianfei's child at all.

Gu Shuofeng didn't even look at the glass of water, and said coldly, "I'm not thirsty, I don't want to drink anything, I don't think we have anything to talk about, I'm leaving, goodbye."

Before Gu Shuofeng could get up, Xu Tinglan reached out to stop her, with an indifferent and alienated smile on the corners of her lips.

"Go, I'm afraid you won't be able to go, you'd better drink some water and talk slowly."

"I don't drink water!"

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm not afraid of anything, I just don't want to drink."

"Are you afraid that I will poison|poison it?"

Xu Tinglan lowered her eyes and took a sip of the freshly poured boiled water, then turned her head and took another big sip of the previous two cups with honey and without honey, and then looked at her again, still saying the same thing.

"Drink of water."

Was Xu Tinglan so stubborn? !

"Why do you have to let me drink water?"

"Why do you just refuse to drink water?"

"I'm just not thirsty."

Xu Tinglan said calmly: "You don't have to be thirsty to drink water. Thirst is a warning. When you receive this warning, your body is already seriously dehydrated."

"Okay, let's drink water."

Xu Tinglan handed the white water to Gu Shuofeng again.

Gu Shuofeng intuitively felt that there might be something wrong with the water, but Xu Tinglan drank all three glasses, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.

This is the world of love and marriage novels in the style of bosom friend, not martial arts, fantasy, and palace fighting dramas. There is no antidote or antidote. It is impossible for Xu Tinglan to drink the antidote before tricking her into drinking it. Gu Shuofeng is quite convinced of this.

The reason why Xu Tinglan is so stubborn that she insists on drinking may be just a kind of emotional catharsis. She wants to force her to do something she doesn't want to do so as to get psychological satisfaction.

Gu Shuofeng sighed slightly, and took the teacup.

"Okay, I can drink, but before drinking, I want to say something first."

"You said."

"First of all, the arrears contract I gave you doesn't threaten me at all. The signature on it is not signed by me. If you don't believe me, you can ask Mr. Zhang to look up the signatures of my monthly salary and compare them."

Mr. Zhang has the real Chen Xiyao's handwriting, which is definitely different from hers.

"Secondly, it doesn't matter if your dad is a net or not, as long as I want to, I can make him break it, do you believe it?"

Xu Tinglan sat quietly on the sofa, listening to what she said with a smile on her face. Even if she mentioned her father, whom she cared about the most, it didn't seem to affect her at all.

Gu Shuofeng rubbed the rim of the cold cup, and continued: "Finally, if I don't show up at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau on time tomorrow, Wang Jianfei will look for me all over the world like crazy, and if he can't find me, he will call the police. Even if I don't want to make a big fuss, I'm afraid it will."

Wang Jianfei has already lost all his money. If she disappears at this time, Wang Jianfei will definitely go crazy. Really, he can do anything. It is not ruled out that he will report and warn her of cheating on the marriage.

Xu Tinglan curled her fingers, and said declarative sentences in a questioning tone.

"You... haven't received your certificate yet."

Gu Shuofeng's heart skipped a beat, and he always felt that he seemed to have said the wrong thing. Isn't Xu Tinglan's focus a bit too biased? Shouldn't he be more concerned about how she and the old man broke through?

Gu Shuofeng said: "I haven't received it yet, but I will receive it in a few hours."

Before Xu Tinglan could speak, she continued talking.

"I believe you heard clearly what I said just now. Anyway, you and Wang Jianfei have divorced, and the money is nothing to you. You have two hands and you have the name of the girl Da Vinci. Think about it." Isn’t it just a matter of a few paintings to make a fortune? Why bother us? Embarrass yourself too?”

"Think of the old man, huh?"

"Okay, I'm done talking, I can drink this water, but you have to promise to send me away, otherwise, in the wilderness, and it's not yet dawn, I won't be able to walk to the city even if I break my leg."

Xu Tinglan is a smart person, if she is forced to stay, she won't be able to stay, and it doesn't make any sense to stay. She can't threaten her at all, so it's better to let her go, and then quickly go to Mr. Zhang or Ma Wangye to find a solution.

Xu Tinglan lowered her eyes and thought for a moment, then said, "Okay, I promise you."

Gu Shuofeng raised his head and drank the glass of water.

Putting down the water glass with a click, she stood up and licked her wet lips, "Let's go."

Xu Tinglan picked up the remaining two cups of tea with and without honey, stood up and handed them to her.

"I haven't drunk the tea yet. Yours, you drank it, mine, I drank it."

Life should have a sense of ritual.

Gu Shuofeng inexplicably remembered this inappropriate sentence.

It was almost like saying goodbye to the last peaceful coexistence.

Xu Tinglan drank the cup of slightly cold tea without a drop, and Gu Shuofeng also drank it clean.

Putting down the teacup, Gu Shuofeng said for the second time, "Can we go now?"

Xu Tinglan calmly licked the water mark on the corner of her lower lip, just like she did when she seduced Xu Tinglan again and again, with delicate red lips and bright red tongue, she smiled at her.

"Go? Where are you going?"

Gu Shuofeng closed his eyes and took a breath, "What you said just now, send me away after drinking, are you going to keep your word?"

Xu Tinglan shook her head with a smile, picked up three cups with both hands, went to the kitchen, splashed the water, brushed carelessly without wearing an apron.

"I said I would send you away, but I didn't say when."

Gu Shuofeng followed. It was the first time he faced the unreasonable Xu Tinglan, and he was a little at a loss.

If it was someone else, she wouldn't mind tearing that person's mouth open to see if he dared to break his promise!

Can face Xu Tinglan.

Scolding, scolding can't be said.

Hit, can't let go.

He could only help his forehead and said helplessly: "We don't play word games."

"If you don't play word games, why not play a treasure hunt?"

"What?" Gu Shuofeng was startled.

Xu Tinglan raised her eyes and looked at her charming eyes, which seemed to be flirting with others, the eyes moved slightly, and put the cleaned cups upside down on the cooking table one by one.

"From now on, you are a banshee who has committed a felony and is imprisoned. You can only escape if you find the key to the cage. The time limit is 10 minutes. The range, the entire house, the current time..."

She walked out of the kitchen and looked at the wooden clock.

"Four thirty-six, the deadline is five past five, let's start to act."

If Zhizhi said such words, Gu Shuofeng would not be surprised at all, but it happened to come from Xu Tinglan's mouth!

First force her to drink water and tea, and then trap her and let her find the key...

Can such pediatric torture make Xu Tinglan feel comfortable?

There are millions of human natures, and no one dares to say that he can fully understand another person's heart. Gu Shuofeng can't figure out what Xu Tinglan is thinking, but since she wants to play, then she can play with her, it's better than watching her half dead and sick look.

key……

Gu Shuofeng has a good memory, the first thing that comes to mind is that Xu Tinglan put the key on the coffee table when she entered the door.

Although she felt that it was impossible to be so simple, she still went step by step, first grabbed the keys on the coffee table, went to the door and tried to open them one by one.

Sure enough, none of them could be opened.

She put the key back and thought about it carefully. After sitting down, Xu Tinglan only went to the honey in the kitchen once. Could it be that the key is in the kitchen.

The kitchen is not small, and there are so many bottles and jars. If you just open a jar and throw in the key, you can't find it for a while. No matter how strong Gu Shuofeng's five senses are, they won't be able to use them at all right now.

Dang Dang Dang Dang——

The floor wooden clock in the living room rang suddenly, completely silent, it was five o'clock.

Xu Tinglan stood at the door of the kitchen leisurely, watching her busy, and did not forget to remind her.

"It's five o'clock, and there are still 5 minutes left."

Gu Shuofeng closed the cabinet door and stood up, leaning back against the wall. There is no flammable wallpaper here, only cold tiles, and a faint white ceiling light.

It always feels like something is wrong.

Xu Tinglan only had that bunch of keys, and she clearly remembered that she used them to open the door. Ever since she entered the door and put the keys on the tea table, she never saw Xu Tinglan touch her again, and it was impossible for her to secretly take one of the keys to hide stand up.

Is it...

Gu Shuofeng suddenly realized, walked quickly to the living room, grabbed the bunch of keys, and went back to the door.

First, I looked at the trademark of the big lock on the door, and then searched for the keys with the same trademark in the key chain. There were three keys, two of which could not be inserted, and only one could be inserted|in but could not be twisted.

Gu Shuofeng closed his eyes and recalled the structure of the lock cylinder that the elder sister of memory had taught her. In this case, it may be a long time, and the core teeth inside are slightly deviated, and it can be unscrewed only by grasping the delicate position.

Click, click.

The living room was silent, only the clock was still ringing. Xu Tinglan stood beside her, neither leaning against the wall nor hugging her chest, gentle and gentle, demure and quiet, looking down at her carefully changing the angle to open the door lock.

Just a little bit, a little bit more!

clatter.

opened!

Gu Shuofeng couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips. Just as he was about to reach out to open the door, his knees suddenly softened and he knelt down.

Oops!

No matter how strong the reaction is, it's too late!

Gu Shuofeng was ready to kneel down bare knees.

With a flash of light in front of her eyes, Xu Tinglan hugged her tightly.

"Thought about it."

Gu Shuofeng opened his eyes slightly, tilting his head to look at Xu Tinglan, with a familiar smell spraying from his ears.

She miscalculated!How can it be? !

Xu Tinglan smiled genuinely and gently, but what she said made Gu Shuofeng's breath stagnate.

"Zhizhi said that although this medicine is for pets to prevent them from struggling or biting people when they seek medical treatment, it can also be used on humans, but the dose is relatively large, and there is no harm to the body, at most it is limb weakness. "

"But you obviously also..."

— drank it.

Gu Shuofeng swallowed the last two words, she felt dizzy and hot, as if a fire was burning her body, Xu Tinglan's soft and white face became less and less clear, sometimes close at hand, sometimes far away in the sky.

"No, it's not right...it's not just...limb weakness, it has side...effects..."

"Not a side effect."

Xu Tinglan didn't have the strength that Gu Shuofeng could hold her, so she had to turn her back on her back, lift her up, and walk upstairs step by step.

So hot……

This is absolutely...not right...

Xu Tinglan didn't have time to explain to her that she was struggling to recite, and she had to take a breath every few steps, and she was already sweating profusely after halfway up.

Xu Tinglan's legs were also a little soft. Although she only took a sip, the effect of the medicine was still there.

Gu Shuofeng was smart all his life, but he would never have thought that the three cups of tea all contained medicine, but only honey was added with this kind of medicine, and the other two cups... were of another kind.

Whoosh!

The mattress was making noise, Gu Shuofeng was put on the bed, Xu Tinglan wiped the hot sweat from her forehead, looked at Gu Shuofeng whose cheeks were already flushed, her eyes gradually darkened, and she smiled far away.

"Shall we... play another game?"

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